"The river--the path? Yes, Sir, the path by the river. I thought I left you up stairs," said Devereux, with an odd sort of sulky shrinking.
"Why, Devereux, I may as well walk with you, if you don"t object,"
lisped Puddock.
"But I do object, Sir," cried Devereux, suddenly, in a fierce high key, turning upon his little comrade. "What d"ye mean, Sir? You think I mean to--to _drown_ myself--ha, ha, ha! or what the devil"s running in your head? I"m not a madman, Sir, nor you a mad-doctor. Go home, Sir--or go to--to where you will, Sir; only go your own way, and leave me mine."
"Ah, Devereux, you"re very quick with me," said Puddock, placing his plump little hand on Devereux"s arm, and looking very gently and gravely in his face.
Devereux laid his hand upon Puddock"s collar with an agitated sort of sneer. But he recollected himself, and that diabolical gloom faded from his face, and he looked more like himself, and slid his cold hand silently into little Puddock"s; and so they stood for a while, by the door-step, to the admiration of Mrs. Irons--whom Devereux"s high tones had called to her window.
"Puddock, I don"t think I"m well, and I don"t know quite what I"ve been saying. I ask your pardon. You"ve always been very good to me, Puddock.
I believe--I believe you"re the only friend I have, and--Puddock, you won"t leave me."
So up stairs they went together; and Mrs. Irons, from what she had overheard, considered herself justified in saying, that "Captain Devereux was for drowning himself in the Liffey, and would have done so only for Lieutenant Puddock." And so the report was set a-going round the garrulous town of Chapelizod.
As Mr. Dangerfield glided rapidly along the silent road towards the Bra.s.s Castle, the little gate of his now leafless flower-garden being already in sight, he saw a dark figure awaiting him under the bushes which overhung it. It was Mr. Irons, who came forward, without speaking, and lifted his hat respectfully, perhaps abjectly, and paused for recognition.
"Hey! Irons?" said Mr. Dangerfield.
"At your service, Sir."
"Well, and what says his worship?" asked the gentleman, playfully.
"I wanted to tell your honour that it won"t make no odds, and I"ll do it."
"Of course. You"re right. It does make no odds. He"ll hang whatever you do; and I tell you "tis well he should, and only right _you_ should speak the truth, too--"twill make a.s.surance doubly sure."
"At eight o"clock in the morning, Sir, I"ll attend you," said Irons, with a sort of shiver.
"Good! and I"ll jot down your evidence, and we"ll drive over to Mr.
Lowe"s, to Lucan, and you shall swear before him. And, you understand--I don"t forget what I promised--you"ll be a happier man every way for having done your duty; and here"s half-a-crown to spend in the Salmon House."
Irons only moaned, and then said--
"That"s all, Sir. But I couldn"t feel easy till it was off my mind."
"At eight o"clock I shall expect you. Good-night, Irons."
And with his hands in his pockets he watched Irons off the ground. His visage darkened as for a while his steady gaze was turned toward Dublin.
He was not quite so comfortable as he might have been.
Meanwhile Black Dillon, at Mrs. Sturk"s request, had stalked up stairs to the patient"s bed-side.
"Had not I best send at once for Mr. Dangerfield?" she enquired.
"No occasion, Ma"am," replied the eminent but slightly fuddled "Saw-bones," spitting beside him on the floor "until I see whether I"ll operate to-night. What"s in that jug, Ma"am? Chicken-broth? That"ll do.
Give him a spoonful. See--he swallows free enough;" and then Black Dillon plucked up his eyelids with a roughness that terrified the reverential and loving Mrs. Sturk, and examined the distorted pupils.
"You see the cast in that eye, Ma"am; there"s the pressure on the brain."
Dillon was lecturing her upon the case as he proceeded, from habit, just as he did the students in the hospital.
"No convulsions, Ma"am?"
"Oh, no, Sir, thank Heaven; nothing in the least--only quiet sleep, Sir; just like that."
"Sleep, indeed--that"s no sleep, Ma"am. Boo-hooh! I couldn"t bawl that way in his face, Ma"am, without disturbing him, Ma"am, if it was. Now we"ll get him up a bit--there, that"s right--aisy. He was lying, Ma"am, I understand, on his back, when they found him in the park, Ma"am--so Mr. Dangerfield says--ay. Well, slip the cap off--backward--backward, you fool; that"ll do. Who plastered his head, Ma"am?"
"Doctor Toole, Sir."
"Toole--Toole--h"m--I see--hey--hi--tut! "tis the devil"s pair of fractures, Ma"am. See--nearer--d"ye see, there"s two converging lines--d"ye see, Ma"am?" and he indicated their directions with the silver handle of an instrument he held in his hand, "and serrated at the edges, I"ll be bound."
And he plucked off two or three strips of plaster with a quick whisk, which made poor little Mrs. Sturk wince and cry, "Oh, dear, Sir!"
"Threpan, indeed!" murmured Black Dillon, with a coa.r.s.e sneer, "did they run the scalpel anywhere over the occiput, Ma"am?"
"I--I--truly, Sir--I"m not sure," answered Mrs. Sturk, who did not perfectly understand a word he said.
The doctor"s hair had not been cut behind. Poor Mrs. Sturk, expecting his recovery every day, would not have permitted the sacrilege, and his dishevelled cue lay upon his shoulders. With his straight surgical scissors Black Dillon snipped off this sacred appendage before the good lady knew what he was about, and cropped the back of his head down to the closest stubble.
"Will you send, if you please, Ma"am, for Doctor--Doctor--Thingumee?"
"Doctor Toole?" enquired Mrs. Sturk.
"Doctor Toole, Ma"am; yes," answered the surgeon.
He himself went down to the coach at the hall-door, and in a few minutes returned with a case, and something in a cloth. From the cloth he took an apparatus, like the cushioned back of a chair, with straps and buckles attached to it, and a sort of socket, the back of which was open, being intended to receive the head in.
"Now, Ma"am, we"ll prop him up comfortable with this, if you please."
And having got it into place, and lowered by a screw, the cushions intended to receive his head, and got the lethargic trunk and skull of the Artillery doctor well-placed for his purpose, he took out a roll of sticking-plaster and a great piece of lint, and laid them on the table, and unlocked his box, which was a large one, and took out several instruments, silver-mounted, straight and crooked, with awful adaptations to unknown butcheries and tortures, and then out came another--the veritable trepan--resembling the homely bit-and-brace, but slender, sinister, and quaint, with a murderous sort of elegance.
"You may as well order in half-a-dozen clean towels, if you please, Ma"am."
"Oh! Doctor, you"re not going to have an operation to-night, gasped Mrs.
Sturk, her face quite white and damp, and her clasped hands trembling.
"Twenty to one, Ma"am," he replied with a slight hiccup, "we"ll have nothing of the kind; but have them here, Ma"am, and some warm water for fear of accidents--though maybe "tis only for a dhrop of punch we"ll be wanting it," and his huge, thirsty mouth grinned facetiously; and just then Dr. Toole entered the room. He was confoundedly surprised when he found Black Dillon there. Though bent on meeting him with hauteur and proper reserve, on account of his d.a.m.nable character, he was yet cowed by his superior knowledge, so that Tom Toole"s address was strangely chequered with pomposity and alarm.
Dillon"s credentials there was, indeed, no disputing, so they sent for Moore, the barber; and, while he was coming, they put the women out of the room, and sat in consultation.
CHAPTER Lx.x.xVIII.
IN WHICH MR. MOORE THE BARBER ARRIVES, AND THE MEDICAL GENTLEMEN LOCK THE DOOR.