GOOD WRITING.
As "tis a greater mystery in the art Of painting, to foreshorten any part, Than draw it out; so "tis in books the chief Of all perfections to be plain and brief.
COURTIERS.
As in all great and crowded fairs Monsters and puppet-play are wares, Which in the less will not go off, Because they have not money enough; So men in princes" courts will pa.s.s That will not in another place.
INVENTIONS.
All the inventions that the world contains, Were not by reason first found out, nor brains, But pa.s.s for theirs who had the luck to light Upon them by mistake or oversight.
LOGICIANS.
Logicians used to clap a proposition, As justices do criminals, in prison, And, in as learn"d authentic nonsense, writ The names of all their moods and figures fit; For a logician"s one that has been broke To ride and pace his reason by the book; And by their rules, and precepts, and examples, To put his wits into a kind of trammels.
LABORIOUS WRITERS.
Those get the least that take the greatest pains, But most of all i" th" drudgery of the brains, A natural sign of weakness, as an ant Is more laborious than an elephant; And children are more busy at their play, Than those that wiseliest pa.s.s their time away.
ON A CLUB OF SOTS.
The jolly members of a toping club, Like pipestaves, are but hoop"d into a tub; And in a close confederacy link, For nothing else but only to hold drink.
HOLLAND.
A country that draws fifty feet of water, In which men live as in the hold of Nature; And when the sea does in upon them break, And drown a province, does but spring a leak; That always ply the pump, and never think They can be safe, but at the rate they stink; That live as if they had been run a-ground, And, when they die, are cast away and drown"d; That dwell in ships, like swarms of rats, and prey Upon the goods all nations" fleets convey; And, when their merchants are blown up and cracked, Whole towns are cast away and wrecked; That feed, like cannibals, on other fishes, And serve their cousin-germans up in dishes: A land that rides at anchor, and is moor"d, In which they do not live, but go a-board.
WOMEN.
The souls of women are so small, That some believe they"ve none at all; Or if they have, like cripples, still They"ve but one faculty, the will; The other two are quite laid by To make up one great tyranny; And though their pa.s.sions have most pow"r, They are, like Turks, but slaves the more To th" abs"lute will, that with a breath Has sovereign pow"r of life and death, And, as its little int"rests move, Can turn "em all to hate or love; For nothing, in a moment, turn To frantic love, disdain, and scorn; And make that love degenerate T" as great extremity of hate; And hate again, and scorn, and piques, To flames, and raptures, and love-tricks.
EPIGRAMS OF EDMUND WALLEB.
A PAINTED LADY WITH ILL TEETH.
Were men so dull they could not see That Lyce painted; should they flee, Like simple birds, into a net, So grossly woven, and ill set, Her own teeth would undo the knot, And let all go that she had got.
Those teeth fair Lyce must not show, If she would bite: her lovers, though Like birds they stoop at seeming grapes, Are dis-abus"d, when first she gapes: The rotten bones discover"d there, Show "tis a painted sepulcher.
OF THE MARRIAGE OF THE DWARFS.
Design, or chance, makes others wive; But nature did this match contrive: EVE might as well have ADAM fled, As she denied her little bed To him, for whom heav"n seem"d to frame, And measure out, this only dame.
Thrice happy is that humble pair, Beneath the level of all care!
Over whose heads those arrows fly Of sad distrust, and jealousy: Secured in as high extreme, As if the world held none but them.
To him the fairest nymphs do show Like moving mountains, topp"d with snow: And ev"ry man a POLYPHEME Does to his GALATEA seem; None may presume her faith to prove; He proffers death that proffers love.
Ah CHLORIS! that kind nature thus From all the world had sever"d us: Creating for ourselves us two, As love has me for only you!
EPIGRAMS OF MATTHEW PRIOR.
A SIMILE.
Dear Thomas, didst thou never pop Thy head into a tin-man"s shop?
There, Thomas, didst thou never see ("Tis but by way of simile) A squirrel spend his little rage, In jumping round a rolling cage?
The cage, as either side turn"d up, Striking a ring of bells a-top?-- Mov"d in the orb, pleas"d with the chimes, The foolish creature thinks he climbs: But here or there, turn wood or wire, He never gets two inches higher.
So fares it with those merry blades, That frisk it under Pindus" shades.
In n.o.ble songs, and lofty odes, They tread on stars, and talk with G.o.ds; Still dancing in an airy round, Still pleased with their own verses" sound; Brought back, how fast soe"er they go, Always aspiring, always low.
THE FLIES.
Say, sire of insects, mighty Sol, (A Fly upon the chariot pole Cries out), what Blue-bottle alive Did ever with such fury drive?
Tell Belzebub, great father, tell (Says t" other, perch"d upon the wheel), Did ever any mortal Fly Raise such a cloud of dust as I?
My judgment turn"d the whole debate: My valor sav"d the sinking state.
So talk two idle buzzing things; Toss up their heads, and stretch their wings.
But let the truth to light be brought; This neither spoke, nor t" other fought: No merit in their own behavior: Both rais"d, but by their party"s favor.
PHILLIS"S AGE.
How old may Phillis be, you ask, Whose beauty thus all hearts engages?
To answer is no easy task: For she has really two ages.
Stiff in brocade, and pinch"d in stays, Her patches, paint, and jewels on; All day let envy view her face, And Phillis is but twenty-one.
Paint, patches, jewels laid aside, At night astronomers agree, The evening has the day belied; And Phillis is some forty-three.
TO THE DUKE DE NOALLES.
Vain the concern which you express, That uncall"d Alard will possess Your house and coach, both day and night, And that Macbeth was haunted less By Banquo"s restless sprite.
With fifteen thousand pounds a-year, Do you complain, you can not bear An ill, you may so soon retrieve?
Good Alard, faith, is modester By much, than you believe.
Lend him but fifty louis-d"or; And you shall never see him more: Take the advice; probatum est.
Why do the G.o.ds indulge our store, But to secure our rest?