"Why don"t you run?" says Flambang, after many efforts to get his breath.

"Me? Well, if you don"t want to _run_."

"_Run?_ I would as soon think of jumping over the moon, as running for office!" answers Flambang. "But I thank you, thank _you_ kindly, for your good intentions, for _your_ confidence(!), Twist, and whatever good I can do for you, I"ll do, and--"

Twist having secured the first step to his _plot_, enters the caucus chamber in deep and earnest consultation with Flambang, and while preparations are being made to "histe the rag," he is seen making converts to his sly purposes, upon the same principle by which he converted his modest friend, Flambang.

"Who are you going in for to-night?" asks another "ambitious for distinction" _unterrified_ of "a brother."

"Well, I don"t know; it"s hard to tell; good many wants to be nominated, and good many more than will be," was the cogent reply.

"That"s a fact!" was the equally clear response. "But "tween you and I, Pepper--I"d like to get the nomination for the Senate myself!"

"No-o-o?"

"Yes, sir; why shouldn"t I? Hain"t I stood by the party?"

"Well, and hain"t I stood by it, hung by it, fastened to it?"

"Pepper, you have; so have I; now, I"ll tell you what I"ll do. You hang by me, for the Senate, and I"ll go in for you for the House."

"Agreed; hang by "em, give "em a blast, first opening, and while you are fifing away for me, I"ll go around for you, Captain Johns."

"Flammer, you going to go in for Smithers, to-night?" asks another of "the party," of a confederate.

"Smithers? I don"t know about that; I don"t think he"s the right kind of a man for mayor, any how; do you?"

"Well, you know he"s an almighty peart chap in talkin", and I guess he"ll be elected, if he"s nominated and goes around speaking; but here he is; let"s feel his pulse." After a confab of some minutes between Flammer, Smithers, and Skyblue, things seem to be fixed to mutual satisfaction, and something is "dropped" about "go in for me for the Mayoralty, I"ll go in for you for the Senate," etc.

"Don"t let on, that I"m _anxious_, at all, you know," says Smithers, to which the two allies Skyblue and Flammer respond--"O, of course not!"

Now the curtain rises, the meeting"s organized, with as much formality, fuss and fungus as the opening of the House of Parliament; soon is heard the work of balloting for nominations, and soon it is known that _Twist_ is _the_ man for the Senate--this calls _Twist_ out; he spreads--feels overpowered--this unexpected (!) event--attending as a spectator, not antic.i.p.ating any thing for himself--proud of the unexpected honor--had long served as a _private_ in the ranks of the _unterrified_--die in the front of battle, if his friends thought proper, etc., etc. And Twist falls back, mid great applause of the mult.i.tude, to give way to Capt.

Johns, who also felt overpowered by the unexpected rush of honor put upon him, in connecting his name with the senatorial ticket. He was proud of being thought capable of serving his country, etc., etc.; gave his friend Pepper "a first-rate notice." Pepper was nominated, made a speech, and so highly piled up the agony in favor of Smithers, that Smithers was nominated--made a speech in favor of Skyblue and Flammer, upon the force of which both were nominated--the wheel within a wheel worked elegant; and the organs next day were sublimely eloquent upon the result of the grand caucus--candidates--unanimity--etc., etc., of these subterranean politicians. So are our great men manufactured for the public.

Affecting Cruelty.

A hard-fisted "old hunker," who has made $30,000 in fifty-one years, by saving up rags, old iron, bones, soap-grease, snipping off the edges of halves, quarters, and nine-pences, raised the whole neighborhood t"other evening. He came across a full-faced Spanish ninepence, and in an attempt to extract the jaw-teeth of the head, the poor thing squealed so, that the bells rang, and the South End watchmen hollered fire for about an hour! This "old gentleman" has a way of _sweating_ the crosses from a smooth fourpence, and makes them look so bran new, that he pa.s.ses them for ten cent pieces! One case of his benevolence is "worthy of all praise;" he recently _gave away_ to a poor Irishman"s family, a bunch of cobwebs, and an old hat he had worn since the battle of Bunker Hill; upon these bounties the Irishman started into business; he boiled the hunker"s hat, and it yielded a bar of soap and a dozen tallow candles!

If old Smearcase continues to fool away his hard-earned wealth in that manner, his friends ought to buy an injunction on his _will!_

The Wolf Slayer.

In 1800 the most of the State of Ohio, and nearly all of Indiana, was a dense wilderness, where the gaunt wolf and naked savage were masters of the wild woods and fertile plains, which now, before the st.u.r.dy blows of the pioneer"s axe, and the farmer"s plough, has been with almost magical effect converted into rich farms and thriving, beautiful villages.

In the early settlement of the west, the pioneers suffered not only from the ruthless savage, but fearfully from the _wolf_. Many are the tales of terror told of these ferocious enemies of the white man, and his civilization. Many was the hunter, Indian as well as the Angle-Saxon, whose bones, made marrowless by the prowling hordes of the dark forest, have been scattered and bleached upon the war-path or Indian trail of the back-woods. In 1812-13, my father was contractor for the north-western army, under command of Gen. Wm. Henry Harrison. He supplied the army with beef; he bought up cattle along the Sciota valley and Ohio river, and drove them out to the army, then located at Sandusky. Chillicothe, then, was a small settlement on the Sciota river, and protected by a block house or rude fort, in which the inhabitants could scramble if the Indians made their appearance. My father resided here, and having collected a large drove of cattle, he set out up the valley with a few mounted men as a kind of guard to protect the drove against the prowling minions of Tec.u.mseh.

The third day out, late in the afternoon, being very warm weather, there arose a most terrific thunder-storm; the huge trees, by the violence of the wind and sharp lightning, were uprooted and rent into thousands of particles, and the panic-stricken herd scattered in every direction. I have seen the havoc made in forests through which one of these tornadoes has taken its way, or I should be incredulous to suppose whole acres of trees, hundreds of years old, could be torn up, or snapped off like reeds upon the river side.

The fury of the whirlwind seemed to increase as the night grew darker, until cattle, men and horses, were killed, crippled and dispersed. My father crawled under the lee of a large sycamore that had fell, and here, partly protected from the rain and falling timber, he lay down. I have camped out some, and can readily antic.i.p.ate the comfort of the old gentleman"s situation, and not at all disposed was he to go to sleep mounted upon such guard.

At length the work of destruction and ruin being done, the storm abated, the rain ceased to _pour_ and the winds to wag their noisy tongues so furiously. A wolf _howl_, and of all fearful howls, or yelps uttered by beasts of prey, none can, I think, be more alarming and terrific to the ear than the _wolf_ howl as he scents carnage. A wolf howl broke fearfully upon the drover"s ear as he lay crouched beneath the sycamore.

It was a familiar sound, and therefore, and _then_ the more dreadful.

The drover carried a good Yeager rifle, knife, and pistols, but a man laden with arms in the midst of a troop of famished wolves, was as helpless as the tempest-tossed mariner in the midst of the ocean"s storm. The _howl_ had scarcely echoed over the dark wood, before it was answered by dozens on every side! And as the drover"s keen eye pierced the gloom around him, the dancing, fiery glare of the wolf"s eyes met his wistful gaze.

The forest now resounded with the maddened banqueting beast, and as the glaring eyes came nearer and nearer, the drover hugged his Yeager tightly, and prepared to defend life while yet it lasted. Suddenly the sharp crack of a rifle was heard, and then a loud scream or cry of terror burst upon the air, a rushing sound, a man pursued by a troop of wolves fled by the drover and his cover; scream after scream rent the air, and the drover knew that a companion had fell a victim to the wolf in his attempt at self-defence. The night was a long one, and thus, among the savage beasts, a fearful one. The report of another rifle again broke upon the ear, and again, and again did the hunting iron speak, and the wolf howl salute it. A pair of eyes glared hurriedly upon the drover, and he could not resist the desire to use his Yeager, and the wolf taking the contents of the rifle in his mouth, rolled over, while a score rushed up to fill his place. Oh! how dreadful must have been the suspense and feelings of the drover as he lay crouched under the old tree, surrounded by this horde of glaring eyes, his ears split with their awful _howl_, and their hot and venomous breath fairly in his face! But the wolf is a base coward, and will not meet a man eye to eye, and so protected lay the drover, with his clenched teeth and unquivering eye, that the wolf had no chance to attack, but by rushing up to his very front. The red tongue lapped, the fierce teeth were arrayed and the demon eyes glaring, but the drover quailed not, and the cowardly wolf stood at bay. The sharp crack of the distant rifle still smote upon the air and the loud howl still went up over the forest around. The first faint streaks that deck the sky at morn, the fresh breath of coming day caught the keen scent of the b.l.o.o.d.y prowlers, and they began to skulk off. The drover gave the retreating cowards a farewell shot from his pistols, tumbled a lank, grey demon over, and the wolf howl soon died off in the distance.

Daylight now appeared, and the drover crawled from his lair. His loud _whoop!_ to the disbanded men and drove was answered by the neigh of a horse, who came galloping up, and proved to be his own good hunter, who seemed happy indeed to meet his master. Another _whoop-e_ brought a responsive shout, and finally four men out of the twelve, with seven horses and a few straggling cattle, were mustered. The forest was strewn with torn carca.s.ses of cattle and horses, mostly killed by the falling timber, and partly devoured by the ravenous wolves. A few hundred yards from the tree where the drover lay, was found a few fragments of clothes, the knife and rifle, and a half-eaten body of one of the soldiers. He had fought with the desperation of a mad man, and the dead and crippled wolves lay as trophies around the bold soldier. In a hollow near the river they found a horse and man partly eaten up, and several cattle that had apparently been hotly pursued and torn to death by the rapacious beasts. They started out in search of the spot from whence the drover had heard the firing in the night. They soon discovered the place; at the foot of a large dead sycamore stump, some twelve feet high lay the carca.s.ses of a dozen or twenty wolves. Each wolf had his scalp neatly taken off, and his head elaborately bored by the rifle ball. An Indian ladder, that is, a scrubby saplin", trimmed with footholds left on it, was laying against the old tree, at the top of which was a sort of a rude scaffold, contrived, evidently, by a hunter. At a distance, in a hollow, was seen a great profusion of wolf skulls and bones, but no sign of a human being could there be traced. The party made a fire, and as beef lay plenty around, they regaled themselves heartily, after their night of horror and disaster. Having finished their repast, they separated, each taking different courses to hunt and drive up such of the stray cattle as could be found. My father, whom I have designated as the drover, pursued his way over the vast piles of fallen, tangled timber, leaping from one tree to the other. As he was about to throw himself over the trunk of a mighty prostrate oak, he found himself within two feet of one of the largest and most ferocious wolves that ever expanded its broad jaws and displayed its fierce tushes to the eye of man. Both parties were taken so suddenly by surprise, by this collision, that they seemed to be rooted to the spot without power to move. I have heard of serpents charming birds, said the drover, but I never believed in the theory until I found myself fairly magnetized by this great she-wolf. The wolf stood and snarled with its golden fiery eye bent upon the drover, who never moved his steady gaze from the wolf"s face.

There is not a beast in existence that will attack a man if he keeps his eyes steady upon the animal, but will cower and sneak off, and so did the wolf. But no sooner had she turned her head and with a howl started off, than a blue pill from the drover"s Yeager split her skull, and brought her career to a speedy termination.

_Whoo-ep!_

A shout so peculiar to the l.u.s.ty lungs of the western hunter made the welkin ring again, and as the astonished drover turned towards the shouter, he beheld a sight that proved quite as formidable as the wolf he had just slain.

"Well done, stranger; you"re the man for me; I like you. That shot done my heart good, though I was about to do the old she devil"s business for ye, seeing as you war sort o" close quartered with the varmint."

"Thank you," responded the drover, addressing the speaker, a tall, gaunt, iron-featured, weather-beaten figure, with long grey hair, and a rude suit of wolf-skin clothing, cap and moccasins. He held in his long arms a large rifle, a knife in his belt, and a powder horn slung over his side. He seemed the very patriarch of the woods, but good humored, and with his rough hilarity soon explained his presence there.

"Well, stranger," said he, "you have had a mighty chance of bad luck yer last night, and I never saw them cursed varmints so crazy afore."

"Do you live in these parts?" inquired the drover.

"Ha! ha! yes, yes," replied the hunter. "I live yer, I live anywhar"s whar wolf can be found. But you don"t know me, I reckon, stranger?"

"I do not," said the drover.

"Ha! ha! well, that"s quare, mighty quare. I thought thar warn"t a man this side the blue ridge but what knows me and old _kit_ here, (his rifle.) Well, seeing you are a stranger, I"ll just take that old sarpent"s top-knot off, and have a talk with ye."

With this introductory of matters, the hunter in the wolf-skins scalped the wolf, and tucking the scalp in his belt, motioned the drover to follow. He led the way in deep silence some half a mile to a small stream, down which they proceeded for some distance, until they came to a low and rudely-constructed cabin. Here the hunter requested the drover to take a seat on a log, in front of the cabin, while he entered through a small aperture in his hut, and brought forth a pipe, tobacco, and some dried meat. These dainties being discussed, old Nimrod the mean time kept chuckling to himself, and mumbling over the idea that there should be a white man or _Ingin_ this side the blue ridge that didn"t know _him_.

"Ha! ha! well, well, I swar, it is curious, stranger, that you don"t know me, _me_ that kin show more _Ingin_ skelps than any white man that ever trod these war paths; _me_, who kin shoot more wolves and fetch in more of the varmints" skelps in one night than any white man or _Ingin_ that ever trod this wilderness. But I"m gittin" old, very old, forgotten, and here comes a white man clean and straight from the settlements and he don"t know me; I swar I"ve lived to be clean ashamed o" myself." And with this soliloquy, half to himself and partly addressed to the drover, the old hunter seemed almost fit to cry, at his imaginary insignificance and dotage.

"But, friend," said the drover, "as you have not yet informed me by what name I may call you--"

"_Call_ me, stranger? why I _am_"--and here his eyes glared as he threw himself into a heroic att.i.tude--"Chris Green, _old_ Chris Green, the _wolf slayer!_ But, G.o.d bless ye, stranger, p"r"aps you"re from t"other side the ridge, and don"t know old Chris"s history."

"That I frankly admit," replied the drover.

"Well, G.o.d bless ye, I love my fellow white men, yes, I do, though I live yer by myself, and clothe myself with the varmints" skins, go but seldom to the settlements, and live on what old kit thar provides me.

"Well, stranger, my history"s a mighty mournful one, but as yer unlucky like myself and plenty of business to "tend to "fore night, I"ll make my troubles short to ye.

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