Chapter 240 - Can You Act Like A Human
Xiang Yi was floored.
Thinking of her little Uncle Xiang Feng scaling a tree while singing in a drunken stupor, the girl"s eyes flashed with horror.
Did she go crazy as well when drunk?
Do something along the lines of breaking into s.h.i.+ Sui"s room, and while he was sleeping...
Ahhhhhhhhhh what in the world did she do last night?!!
"If you like Gege, you can just say it." s.h.i.+ Sui sat up straight and slowly put on his gla.s.ses. "There"s no need to be so...schemingly obvious."
Xiang Yi: ...!!
She turned away to see s.h.i.+ Sui"s pajamas in a bundled mess. Her whole body felt limp and aggrieved with helplessness.
Xiang Yi paused for a few seconds then silently stepped forward and put the blanket on s.h.i.+ Sui.
s.h.i.+ Sui raised a brow. "Heh?"
"Why don"t you go take a shower?" Xiang Yi recalled the romance novels she had read with Xiao Naofu when she was bored. "Although you are no longer pure, please don"t cry, okay? I, I will take responsibility for you. Let me think for a moment."
This trajectory of development was not within s.h.i.+ Sui"s calculations.
He lowered his eyes to cover the smile forming on his face and responded. "Okay then, I"ll go shower."
In the living room.
He felt around for his gla.s.ses before realizing he was in his own room.
Last night, he had fallen over; it was the bodyguard who had a.s.sisted him back to his room.
Thinking of his wonderfully planned door lock, Xiang Li"s mouth twitched.
As expected of me.
The next second, his phone vibrated next to his bed.
He picked it up to find a message from his little sister.
[Bunbun]: Big brother!!!
[Bunbun]: Big brother, I did something bad what do I do /cry /cry
Xiang Li frowned and typed with one hand.
[L]: Don"t cry, talk slowly.
[Bunbun]: I drank too much last night and went into the wrong room /sob /sob
Seeing this, Xiang Li suddenly felt uneasy.
[L]: Where are you?
Bzz ——
[Bunbun]: I"m in brother s.h.i.+ Sui"s room...
Xiang Li: ????
He threw off his blanket and darted toward s.h.i.+ Sui"s bedroom.
The door was still locked. He didn"t have time to find the key. Calling his bodyguard over, they broke in with force.
Xiang Yi jumped at the sudden movement, almost dropping her phone.
Just then, the door to the bathroom opened...
s.h.i.+ Sui only wore a pair of black sweatpants. His figure was very well proportioned with wide shoulders, a narrow waist, and well-defined abdominal lines that disappeared into the waist of his pants...
As he dried his hair with a towel, the smooth muscles on his forearms became more and more obvious. The man blinked his peach blossom eyes and said in a melodious tone: "Yi mei, I"m done showering, have you thought it through?"
Xiang Li hollered: "Put on your clothes properly! Do you not have a shred of propriety!!"
s.h.i.+ Sui slowly picked up the thin sweater set on the shelf and stared at Xiang Yi with a pitiful and innocent gaze.
Xiang Yi: "...Second brother, don"t be so mean, you"ll scare him."
Xiang Li was fuming, on the brink of vomiting blood. "You"re still protecting this dog of a man!!"
s.h.i.+ Sui leaned on the door frame as he slipped on the knit sweater. His collarbones peaked out, his Adam"s apple distinct. He blinked innocently. "Heh? Did Yi mei not lock the door? Sigh, I don"t know who could do such a thing..."
Xiang Li: "..."
Of course he couldn"t admit he was the one who did it. Or else, wouldn"t his image in his sister"s eyes fall from genius big brother to idiot big brother??
Xiang Yi tugged at his sleeve and whispered, "Big brother, I don"t know who locked the door, but I think I violated him..."
Xiang Li: ???
Xiang Yi was pitiful. "How can I take responsibility for him in a way that is the most sincere?"
Xiang Li: ???
You dare troll my Bunbun?!
s.h.i.+ Sui, you motherf*cker are you a human!!!