Chapter 345: Dog-like Man Walks The Dog
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Five minutes later…
s.h.i.+ Sui held onto Little Xiji’s leash, while Xiang Yi carried Xiao Naofu in her arms as they strolled side by side in the cool area of the garden.
Xiao Naofu placed its fleshy paws on Xiang Yi’s shoulder to show off to Little Xiji arrogantly.
The silly Little Xiji barked.
Xiao Naofu: “Hmph.”
It then looked at s.h.i.+ Sui smugly.
‘A dog-like man walking a dog. What a perfect match.’
s.h.i.+ Sui raised his brows and looked at it, seemingly trying to say, ‘I suggest you behave less smugly.’
Xiao Naofu: …
It was scared.
It hugged Xiang Yi tightly and meowed coquettishly in a puerile voice.
Xiang Yi said helplessly, “Xiao Naofu, how many meals a day did you have when you were staying with Xiang Yu?”
It had only been a few days but Xiao Naofu had obviously gained weight.
Feeling guilty, Xiao Naofu thought, ‘Well…just three meals a day with some additional canned food, meat and fish jerky, nutritional gel, anti-fur-loss paste, and other snacks…’
s.h.i.+ Sui said, “Actually, I know of a way to make Xiao Naofu and Little Xiji get along properly.”
Xiang Yi’s eyes lit up. “Really?”
s.h.i.+ Sui pushed his gla.s.ses with his finger and said with a smile, “How about we give Xiao Naofu away?
Xiao Naofu: …!
‘Is that a humane thing to say?’
s.h.i.+ Sui winked at Xiang Yi, who instantly caught the hint and played along, “I think we should give him to Second Brother. He’ll definitely come up with a specialized, scientific, and nutritious weight-loss meal plan for Xiao Naofu.”
‘Second Brother…’
‘Isn’t that the demonic Xiang Li?’
‘If she gives me to him… won’t I end up being neutered?!’
Xiao Naofu panicked.
“Meowww~”
—— This tiger doesn’t want to go to Xiang Li’s house!
s.h.i.+ Sui said nonchalantly, “Little Xiji is so obedient and doesn’t eat much. It can look after the house too…”
Xiao Naofu’s ears moved, and it purred anxiously.
—— I can be good too, I can be obedient. I can also eat less and watch over the house… I can do it!
In order to show how “fierce” it was, Xiao Naofu put on a menacing and aggressive expression and tried to bark.
Xiang Yi tried her best to contain her laughter while mouthing some words to s.h.i.+ Sui. “Is it really a good idea to lie to it?”
s.h.i.+ Sui said with a straight face, “Children will grow only after a harsh beating.”
Little Xiji barked.
Its dark eyes were full of bewilderment.
It seemed to be suspecting that Xiao Naofu was its kind.
s.h.i.+ Sui praised, “Yes, indeed; it’s barking very ferociously, the bad guys are definitely going to flee in fear.”
Xiao Naofu was getting all conceited as it let out another bark.
Little Xiji responded heartlessly with two more barks.
However, Xiao Naofu thought that Little Xiji was provoking it!
“Ow! Woof Woof!”
“Woof! Woof Woof!”
“…”
Xiang Yi couldn’t help but turn her head to the side and laughed out loud.
Not far away, Li Jianyu squatted on the steps and said in awe, “s.h.i.+ Sui, even a dog is less of a dog than you are.”
He glanced at his phone screen, feeling perplexed and vexed.
Just a few minutes ago, Li Jianyu received a message from a friend who said that the edited premiere of the livestream show, “Eating Well for All Three Meals” produced by Muyao TV, was going to be released during the primetime slot on the satellite TV channel!
The program style of the “Eating Well for All Three Meals” was a complete imitation of “Two Under One Roof”, which made Li Jianyu feel frustrated enough. Now that “Eating Well for All Three Meals” was going to be aired on TV as opposed to “Two Under One Roof”, which was aired online, he felt even more upset.
Although the television industry has been in decline, and there hadn’t been a variety show that exceeded viewers.h.i.+p ratings of 2 and above, the fact that it would be aired on TV meant that the new program would a greater influence and reach a wider audience.