Chapter 399: Girl Who Catches Pigs (2)
Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
Fu Jiayan: …
‘Have I been despised?’
The miserable look on his face was so amusing that all the netizens left “hahaha” comments in the live stream and joked about it.
—— [Trying to reason with a girl? Buddy, you were courting death]
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—— [Does “Two Under One Roof” have the ability to get rid of nasty things? Even Fu Jiayan is starting to seem pleasing to the eye]
—— [Shocking! The popular male artist has actually done such a thing in broad daylight with two girls…”
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In the midst of the audience’s mockery, Xiang Yi and the other two reached the farm..
The small black pigs were scattered on the hillside.
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Fu Jiayan asked curiously, “Xiang Yi, how many pigs are you rearing in total?”
Xiang Yi answered, “Not many, just a few dozen.”
“!” Fu Jiayan was shocked and he was just like a walking meme. “Let me calculate, according to a price of 80 yuan per kilogram of pork, and a.s.suming that each pig is 50 kilograms, each mouthful would be 4,000 yuan… There’s money everywhere in this mountain, not pigs!”
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Jiang Jiujiu said in disdain, “Look how much of a hillbilly you are!”
Fu Jiayan scratched his head, feeling a little embarra.s.sed. “In this case, I’ll go nab them and see if I can do it. There’s shade and it’s cooler here, wait for me.”
Xiang Yi said, “Uh, actually there is no need to catch…”
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Jiang Jiujiu chimed in, “Who are you looking down on! I’m not a loser! I’m going too!”
Fu Jiayan said, “Then let’s compete to see who catches it first.”
Xiang Yi murmured, “It’s really unnecessary…”
The two people didn’t listen to her at all. They suddenly got aggrieved and rushed up the mountain.
Xiang Yi was speechless.
‘Forget it, as long as you’re happy.’
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Fu Jiayan and Jiang Jiujiu had their eyes on the same little black pig. The two of them pounced on it left and right, only to miss as the little black piglet scurried far away.
Fu Jiayan said regretfully, “What a pity, this pig is quite cute.”
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Jiang Jiujiu licked the corner of her lips and said, “It should be quite delicious as roast pork.”
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Fu Jiayan: ???
All of a sudden…
A big black pig with a tough, muscular and powerful body appeared in front of them with a few smaller black pigs at the back.
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Jiang Jiujiu exclaimed in dismay, “It…it actually knows to call Daddy here!”
Fu Jiayan pulled a long face. “Is it too late to call it Daddy?”
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The answer was that it was too late.
The black pig burrowed the ground and charged towards the two of them a.s.sertively.
“Ahhhh!!!”
Hence, the sounds of running and screaming filled the air.
—— [The girl who catches pigs, so cute.]
—— [d.a.m.n it, what kind of sill show is this? I’m going to laugh my a.s.s off]
—— [Fu Jiayan must be a comedian by nature, huh? It’s such a waste that he isn’t using his eloquence on a stand-up comedy!]
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Fu Jiayan and Jiang Jiujiu fled frantically while the cameraman also followed behind. All of a sudden, there was chaos and they had somehow alerted the nearby black pigs.
Seeing the increasingly dangerous situation, the audience gradually felt that something was amiss.
—— [There can’t be any accident, right?]
—— [The program team is toxic. Trust them to arrange such a dangerous task, do they not take the lives of artiste seriously?]
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—— [IF she falls, she might get trampled on! What if her hand gets hurt? She’s a violinist!]
—— [Most confusing behavior of the year. Can’t Vase Fairy catch the pigs herself? Why must she make the Crown Prince and this pretty lady do it herself!?! That’s too much!”
—— [Ummm… I suspect that she has done it on purpose because she’s jealous of Jiang Jiujiu for being the leader of Orpheus Ochestra! People are most likely to be jealous of their friends around them.No one at Orpheus would want Xiang Yi!!]