Chapter 401: Little Piggy, I Hope You Go to Heaven Soon
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Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
Everyone was speechless.
What the h.e.l.l?
‘Miss, do you remember that you are a n.o.ble and elegant violinist?!’
Xiang Yi said in a warm and tender voice, “Huh? Which one?”
“That one!” Jiang Jiujiu said aggrievedly. “It touched my b.u.t.t! Hmph, I’m going to eat it!”
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Jiang Jiujiu was very willful, but Xiang Yi gave in to her. “Sure, let’s kill it next.”
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The netizens were appalled.
—— [Little black pigs: can’t escape from fate after all]
—— [Hahahaha this young lady is so cute!]
—— [Xiang Yi, a woman who says the cruelest things in the gentlest tone]
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—— [The pigs are so cute. Eating one is not enough. Why don’t you kill two and start a lucky draw for fans?!]
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The wretched Fu Jiayan seemed to have come to a sudden realization as he murmured, “So this is the correct way to complete the task of bathing the pigs… Heaven and man become one, and the Dao is natural. May man and the environment coexist in harmony. Namo Amitabha, little piggies, I hope you’ll rise to heaven soon…”
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‘No wonder Xiang Yi said that there’s no need to catch them.’
‘It turns out that she just feeds them by the pond and they’ll jump right into the water to bathe themselves.’
The netizens started teasing:
—— [Fu Jiayan: Master, I’m enlightened!]
—— [Is His Highness the Crown Prince conducting an expiation?]
—— [Fu Jiayan is a certified harmonious star! All the major variety show producers, please look at him!]
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This segment of the show was really hilarious, and Li Jianyu was very emotional.
At that time, s.h.i.+ Sui asked him to invite Xiang Yi and he agreed to do so out of convenience, but in hindsight, he realized that Xiang Yi was a true gem and s.h.i.+ Sui was like the free gift that you’d get for purchasing a discounted item on sale at the supermarket.
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He wanted to help Xiang Yi become a solo variety show artist and produce a show exclusively for her!
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When the time comes, the variety show award would be within reach!
“Hehe, ah…”
Ruan Qing’s voice made Li Jianyu snap back to reality and she asked, “How much longer do you plan to sit on the ground for?”
Li Jianyu came back to his senses and realized that he was still sitting on the ground!
Amused, Ruan Qing extended her hand toward him.
Li Jianyu was stunned for a while, but he said feebly, “Sister Ruan, can you not hit me in the face? I didn’t know that this task would be that dangerous. Previously, everything was fine and peaceful when Xiang Yi tried to catch pigs…”
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Ruan Qing was speechless. “I’m just trying to pull you up!”
‘So she wasn’t going to hit me?’
The corporate slave Li Jianyu rejoiced.
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When they were done bathing the piglets, Xiang Yi skillfully caught them and prepared to take them for processing. She then arranged for Fu Jiayan to go pick some ingredients.
“Pick some red and green chilies. I want two spring onions and two heads of garlic too. Thank you.”
Fu Jiayan exclaimed gleefully, “Sure, sure, Xiang Yi, you’re awesome! You gave me such an easy task!”
Jiang Jiujiu asked, “What about me?”
Xiang Yi pointed to the gla.s.s nursery and said, “Go in there to get some rest, while I brew you some floral tea, okay?”
Fu Jiayan: ???
‘Those are double standards, right? It must be a double standard.’
Jiang Jiujiu was overjoyed, but she still had to pretend to be indifferent as she said, “Okay. Oh right, I want to have some braised pig trotters!”
Xiang Yi agreed, “Alright.”
She washed her hands and made tea for Jiang Jiujiu. Before leaving, she adjusted Jiang Jiujiu’s bow hair clip too.
Holding the struggling black pig in one hand, she walked toward the kitchen.
The cameraman who was following Xiang Yi asked, “Why are you so nice to Miss Jiang?”
Xiang Yi was puzzled. “Isn’t it only right to be nice to your friends?”
All of a sudden, countless people flocked to s.h.i.+ Sui’s Weibo page.
—— [@s.h.i.+Sui, Best Actor s.h.i.+ Sui! If you don’t come back, your wife is going to run away with someone else!!!]
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