Chapter 88 - Are You Even a Human?!
Bai Ruoruo felt so wronged, as if she had suffered something unbearable and wasn"t able to say it.
She was a girl! A GIRL!
Shouldn"t normal people just ask her to bring a towel or some water or something?
Who would have thought that Smog would make her climb a tree?!
What kind of girl would know how to do that!!
Xiang Yi raised her small hands. "I can, I know how!"
Xiang Yu"s face was expressionless. "You don"t know how."
Xiang Yi was fl.u.s.tered. "I really can! I"m really, really fast at climbing too!"
Xiang Yu exclaimed fiercely: "No, you really can"t!"
"..."
The netizens in the broadcast room were rolling with laughter.
—[Hahaha the double standards of an esports legend]
—[Simao Brother toward sister Yi: Sit and don"t move. Simao Brother toward Bai Ruoruo: Go climb that tree.]
—[Smog, if you"re going to be such a straight man, you"re never going to find a girlfriend, you know!]
—[Bai Ruoruo"s expression is killing me. When a white lotus meets an iron man, what else can happen!]
—[Does Smog like the Vase Fairy? His arrogant yet indulgent att.i.tude is kind of cute]
...
Soon, s.h.i.+ Sui also came over.
He really did not have the slightest care regarding his personal image as he sauntered down to help Xiang Yu a.s.semble the swing.
Xiang Yu was amazingly fast at climbing the tree, and s.h.i.+ Sui fell into a bewildered silence standing underneath him.
Climbing trees wasn"t a G.o.dsend talent of the Xiang family, right...
In the past, Xiang Feng had climbed the jujube tree outside the company in his suit and tie because he wanted to eat the fruit...
Xiang Yi was eager to try it out. "Let me test it to see if it works."
Xiang Yu immediately turned her down. "No!"
"Why not..."
Xiang Yu coughed and turned away uncomfortably. "Why are you being mischievous? It"s too dangerous."
Xiang Yi excitedly pinched the hollow of her palm.
Her brother"s att.i.tude had really changed!
The girl"s clear eyes seemed to have been glossed over with s.h.i.+ning stars as she slowly burst into a grin that was sweet and soft. It was completely different from the polite and courteous smile she gave to outsiders.
s.h.i.+ Sui immediately fell into a trance.
A ridiculous thought had appeared in his mind: if she could smile so sweetly because of him, that would be great...
But—
When it came to seduction, she refused to believe that she would lose to Xiang Yi!
"How about I test it? I"m pretty light, so even if I fall it doesn"t matter." Bai Ruoruo volunteered as she stepped forward, thinking that if she were to deliberately fall, Smog would definitely catch her!
When that happens, she would make a move while in his arms…"Iron men are still men", and she refused to believe she couldn"t secure him!
Bai Ruoruo"s eyes seemed like it was overflowing with a confident smile.
Xiang Yu nodded. "Then you test it out."
Bai Ruoruo gracefully perched on the swing, only to realize that Smog was looking at s.h.i.+ Sui, and s.h.i.+ Sui was looking back at him with an innocent expression.
"Brother s.h.i.+, you help her."
"Ah Xiao Yu, it should probably be you."
"I just climbed a tree; my hands feel powerless."
"My old bones can"t compare to you young folk."
"..."
Bai Ruoruo helplessly watched as the two kept on rejecting and declining. None of them were willing to help her hold down the swing set!
The live comments: [kekeke s.h.i.+ Yingdi and Smog really have a strong d.e.s.i.r.e to survive. They"ll do anything to avoid suspicion]
In the end, it was Xiang Yi who had come over to help.
As she began to swing, Xiang Yu suddenly approached Bai Ruoruo"s side. He turned off both of their microphones and threatened her in a low voice. "If you"re going to fall, fall toward the ground. You better not hit her! Do you understand?"
Bai Ruoruo: ???
This was no longer a question of being an iron man or not. "Are you even a human!"
She looked toward s.h.i.+ Sui with tears in her eyes. The man had a faint smile on his face, but his eyes were as cold as ice.
Bai Ruoruo"s expression turned black. She absolutely never thought her white lotus skills wouldn"t even have a stage to be displayed!