"You see?" Simon asked. "Use words they"ve been conditioned to since childhood-"fire drill," "stay in line," like that-and never look back to see if they"re obeying. They"ll follow. Well, that"s the way the Illuminati guaranteed that the Final Solution wouldn"t be interrupted. Winifred, one guy who had been around long enough to have an impressive t.i.tle, and his scrawl "Evaluation: dubious" on the bottom of each memo ... and six million died. Hilarious, isn"t it?"
And Joe remembered from the little book by Hagbard Celine, Never Whistle While You"re p.i.s.sing Never Whistle While You"re p.i.s.sing (privately printed, and distributed only to members of the JAMs and the Legion of Dynamic Discord): "The individual act of obedience is the cornerstone not only of the strength of authoritarian society but also of its weakness." (privately printed, and distributed only to members of the JAMs and the Legion of Dynamic Discord): "The individual act of obedience is the cornerstone not only of the strength of authoritarian society but also of its weakness."
(On November 23, 1970, the body of Stanislaus Oedipuski, forty-six, of West Irving Park Road, was found floating in the Chicago river. Death, according to the police laboratory, did not result from drowning but from beating about the head and shoulders with a square-ended object. The first inquiries by homicide detectives revealed that Oedipuski had been a member of G.o.d"s Lightning and the theory was formed that a conflict between the dead man and his former colleagues might have resulted in his being snuffed with their wooden crosses. Further investigation revealed that Oedipuski had been a construction worker and until very recently well liked on his job, behaving in a normal, down-to-earth manner, b.i.t.c.hing about the government, cursing the lazy b.u.ms on Welfare, hating n.i.g.g.e.rs, shouting obscene remarks at good-looking dolls who pa.s.sed construction sites and-when the odds were safely above the 8-to-1 level-joining other middle-aged workers in attacking and beating young men with long hair, peace b.u.t.tons, or other un-American stigmata. Then, about a month before, all that had changed. He began b.i.t.c.hing about the bosses as well as the government-almost sounding like a communist at times; when somebody else cussed the crumb-b.u.ms on Welfare, Stan remarked thoughtfully, "Well, you know, our union keeps them from getting jobs, fellows, so what else can they do but go on Welfare? Steal?" He even said once, when some of the guys were good-humoredly giving the finger and making other gallant noises and signals toward a pa.s.sing eighteen-year-old girl, "Hey, you know, that might really be embarra.s.sing and scaring her ...!" Worse yet, his own hair begun to grow surprisingly long in the back, and his wife told friends that he didn"t look at TV much anymore but instead sat in a chair most evenings reading books books. The police found that was indeed true, and his small library-gathered in less than a month-was remarkable indeed, featuring works on astronomy, sociology, Oriental mysticism, Darwin"s Origin of the Species Origin of the Species, detective novels by Raymond Chandler, Alice in Wonderland Alice in Wonderland, and a college-level text on number theory with the section on primes heavily marked with notes in the margin; the gallant, and now pathetic, tracks of a mind that was beginning to grow after four decades of stagnation, and then had been abruptly stomped. Most mysterious of all was the card found in the dead man"s pocket, which although waterlogged, could still be read. One side said THERE IS NO ENEMY ANYWHERE.
and the other side, even more mysteriously, was inscribed: [image]
The police might have tried to decipher this, but then they discovered that Oedipuski had resigned from G.o.d"s Lightning-giving his fellow members a lecture on tolerance in the process-the night before his death. That closed the case, definitely. Homicide did not investigate murders clearly connected with G.o.d"s Lightning, since the Red Squad had its own personal accommodation with that burgeoning organization. "Poor motherf.u.c.ker," a detective said, looking at Oedipuski"s photographs; and closed the file forever. n.o.body ever reopened it, or traced the change in the dead man back to his attendance at the meeting, one month before, of KCUF at the Sheraton-Chicago, where the punch was spiked with AUM.) In the act of conception, of course, the father contributes 23 chromosomes and the mother contributes another 23. In the I Ching I Ching, hexagram 23 has connotations of "sinking" or "breaking apart," shades of the unfortunate Captain Clarks ...Another woman just came by, collecting for the Mothers March against Muscular Dystrophy. I gave her a quarter. Where was I? Oh, yes: James Joyce had five letters in both his front name and his hind name, so he was worth looking into. A Portrait of the Artist A Portrait of the Artist has five chapters, all well and good, but has five chapters, all well and good, but Ulysses Ulysses has 18 chapters, a stumper, until I remembered that 5 + 18 = 23. How about has 18 chapters, a stumper, until I remembered that 5 + 18 = 23. How about Finnegans Wake? Finnegans Wake? Alas, that has 17 chapters, and I was bogged down for a while. Alas, that has 17 chapters, and I was bogged down for a while.Trying another angle, I wondered if Frank Sullivan, the poor cluck who got shot instead of John at the Biograph Theatre that night, could have lingered until after midnight, dying on July 23 instead of July 22 as usually stated. I looked it up in Toland"s book, The Dillinger Days The Dillinger Days. Poor Frank, sad to say, died before midnight, but Toland included an interesting detail, which I told you that night at the Seminary bar: 23 people died of heat prostration that day in Chicago. He added something else: 17 people had died of heat prostration the day before. Why did he mention that? I"m sure he doesn"t know-but there it was again, 23 and 17. Maybe something important is going to happen in the year 2317? I couldn"t check that, of course (you can"t navigate precisely in the Morgensheutegesternwelt) Morgensheutegesternwelt), so I went back to 1723, and struck golden apples. That was the year Adam Smith and Adam Weishaupt were both born (and Smith published The Wealth of Nations The Wealth of Nations the same year Weishaupt revived the Illuminati: 1776.) the same year Weishaupt revived the Illuminati: 1776.)Well, 2 + 3 = 5, fitting the Law of Fives, but 1 + 7 = 8, fitting nothing. Where did that leave me? Eight, I reflected, is the number of letters in Kallisti, back to the golden apple again, and 8 is also 23, hot d.a.m.n. Naturally, it came as no surprise when the 8 defendants in the Chicago Conspiracy Trial, which grew out of our little Convention Week Carnival, were tried on the 23rd floor of the Federal Building, amid a flurry of synchronicity-a Hoffman among the defendants, a Hoffman as judge; the Illuminati pyramid, or Great Seal of the U.S. right inside the door of the building and a Seale getting worse abuse than the other defendants; five-letter names and proliferating-Abbie, Davis, Foran, Seale, Jerry Rubin (twice), and the clincher, Clark (Ramsey, not Captain) who was torpedoed and sunk by the judge before he could testify.I got interested in Dutch Shultz because he died on October 23. A cl.u.s.ter of synchronicity, that man: he ordered the shooting of Vincent "Mad Dog" Coll (remember Mad Dog, Texas); Coll was shot on 23rd Street, when he was 23 years old; and Charlie Workman, who allegedly shot Schultz, served 23 years in prison for it (although rumor has it that Mendy Weiss-two five-letter names, again-did the real shooting.) Does 17 come in? You bet. Shultz was first sentenced to prison at the age of 17.Around this time I bought Robert Heinlein"s The Puppet Masters The Puppet Masters, thinking the plot might parallel some Illuminati operations. Imagine how I felt when Chapter Two began, "23 hours and 17 minutes ago, a flying saucer landed in Iowa ..."
And, in New York, Peter Jackson is trying to get the next issue of Confrontation Confrontation out on time-although the office is still a shambles, the editor and star researcher have disappeared, the best reporter has gone ape and claims to be at the bottom of the Atlantic with a wax tyc.o.o.n, and the police are hounding Peter to find out why the first two detectives a.s.signed to the case can"t be located. Sitting in his apartment (now the magazine"s office) in his shirt and shorts, Peter dials his phone with one hand, adding another crushed cigarette to the pile in the ashtray with the other. Throwing a ma.n.u.script onto a basket marked "Ready for Printer," he crosses off "lead article-The Youngest Student Ever Admitted to Columbia Tells Why He Dropped Out by L. L. Durrutti" from a list on the pad before him. His pencil moves down to the bottom, "Book Review," as he listens to the phone ring. Finally, he hears the click of a lifted receiver and a rich, flutey voice says, "Epicene Wildeblood here." out on time-although the office is still a shambles, the editor and star researcher have disappeared, the best reporter has gone ape and claims to be at the bottom of the Atlantic with a wax tyc.o.o.n, and the police are hounding Peter to find out why the first two detectives a.s.signed to the case can"t be located. Sitting in his apartment (now the magazine"s office) in his shirt and shorts, Peter dials his phone with one hand, adding another crushed cigarette to the pile in the ashtray with the other. Throwing a ma.n.u.script onto a basket marked "Ready for Printer," he crosses off "lead article-The Youngest Student Ever Admitted to Columbia Tells Why He Dropped Out by L. L. Durrutti" from a list on the pad before him. His pencil moves down to the bottom, "Book Review," as he listens to the phone ring. Finally, he hears the click of a lifted receiver and a rich, flutey voice says, "Epicene Wildeblood here."
"Got your book review ready, Eppy?"
"Have it tomorrow, dear boy. Can"t be any faster, honestly!" honestly!"
"Tomorrow will do," Peter says writing call again call again-A.M. next to "Book Review."
"It"s a dreadfully long monster of a book," Wildeblood says pettishly, "and I certainly won"t have time to read it, but I"m giving it a thorough skimming skimming. The authors are utterly incompetent-no sense of style or structure at all. It starts out as a detective story, switches to science-fiction, then goes off into the supernatural, and is full of the most detailed information of dozens of ghastly ghastly boring subjects. And the time sequence is all out of order in a very pretentious imitation of Faulkner and Joyce. Worst yet, it has the most raunchy s.e.x scenes, thrown in just to make it sell, I"m sure, and the authors-whom I"ve boring subjects. And the time sequence is all out of order in a very pretentious imitation of Faulkner and Joyce. Worst yet, it has the most raunchy s.e.x scenes, thrown in just to make it sell, I"m sure, and the authors-whom I"ve never never heard of- have the supreme bad taste to introduce real political figures into this mishmash and pretend to be exposing a real conspiracy. You can be heard of- have the supreme bad taste to introduce real political figures into this mishmash and pretend to be exposing a real conspiracy. You can be sure sure I won"t waste time reading such rubbish, but I"ll have a perfectly devastating review ready for you by tomorrow noon." I won"t waste time reading such rubbish, but I"ll have a perfectly devastating review ready for you by tomorrow noon."
"Well, we don"t expect you to read every book you review," Peter says mollifyingly, "just so long as you can be entertaining about them."
"The Foot Fetishist Liberation Front will be partic.i.p.ating in the rally at the UN building," Joe Malik said, as George and Peter and he were affixing their black armbands.
"Christ," Jackson said disgustedly.
"We can"t afford to take that att.i.tude," Joe said severely. "The only hope for the Left at this time is coalition politics. We can"t exclude anybody who wants to join us."
"I"ve got nothing against f.a.ggots personally," Peter begins ("Gays," Joe says patiently). "I"ve got nothing against Gays personally," Peter goes on, "but they are a bringdown at rallies. They just give G.o.d"s Lightning more evidence to say we"re all a bunch of fruits. But, OK, realism is realism, there are a lot of them, and they swell our ranks, and all that, but, Jesus, Joe. These toe freaks toe freaks are a splinter within a splinter. They"re microscopic." are a splinter within a splinter. They"re microscopic."
"Don"t call them toe freaks," Joe says. "They don"t like that."
A woman from the Mothers March Against Psoriasis just came by with another collection box. I gave her a quarter, too. The marching mothers are going to strip Moon of his bread if this keeps up.Where was I? I meant to add, in relation to the Dutch Shultz shooting that Marty Krompier, who ran the policy racket in Harlem, was also shot on October 23, 1935. The police asked him if there was a connection with phlegmatic Flegenheimer"s demise and he said, "It"s got to be one of them coincidences." I wonder how he emphasized that-"one of them coincidences" coincidences" or "one of or "one of them them coincidences"? How much did he know? coincidences"? How much did he know?That brings me to the 40 enigma. As pointed out, 1 + 7 = 8, the number of letters in Kallisti. 8 5 = 40. More interestingly, without invoking the mystic 5, we still arrive at 40 by adding 17 + 23. What, then, is the significance of 40? I"ve run through various a.s.sociations-Jesus had his 40 days in the desert, Ali Baba had his 40 thieves, Buddhists have their 40 meditations, the solar system is almost exactly 40 astronomical units in radius (Pluto yo-yos a bit)-but I have no definite theory yet....
The color television set in the Three Lions Pub in the Tudor Hotel at Forty-second Street and Second Avenue shows the white-helmeted men carrying wooden crosses fall back as the blue-helmeted men carrying billy clubs move forward. The CBS camera pans over the plaza. There are five bodies on the ground scattered like flotsam tossed on a beach by a receding wave. Four of them are moving, making slow efforts to get up. The fifth is not moving at all.
George said, "I think that"s the guy we saw getting clubbed. My G.o.d, I hope he isn"t dead."
Joe Malik said, "If he is dead, it may get people to demand that something be done about G.o.d"s Lightning."
Peter Jackson laughed mirthlessly. "You still think some honky peacenik getting killed is going to make people indignant. Don"t you understand, n.o.body in this country cares cares what happens to a peace freak. You"re in the same boat with the n.i.g.g.e.rs now, you silly sons-of-b.i.t.c.hes." what happens to a peace freak. You"re in the same boat with the n.i.g.g.e.rs now, you silly sons-of-b.i.t.c.hes."
Carlos looked up in astonishment as I burst into the room, still wet from the Pa.s.saic, and threw the gun at his feet, screaming, "You silly sons-of-b.i.t.c.hes, you can"t even make bombs without blowing yourselves up, and when you buy a gun the motherf.u.c.ker is defective and misfires. You can"t expel me-I quit!" You silly sons-of-b.i.t.c.hes....
"You silly sons-of-b.i.t.c.hes!" Simon shouted. Joe woke as the VW swerved amid a flurry of h.e.l.l"s Angels bike roaring by. He was back in "real" time again-but the word had quotes around it, in his mind, now, and it always would.
"Wow," he said, "I was in Chicago again, and then at that rock festival ... and then I was in somebody else"s lifeline.... "
"G.o.ddam Harley-Davidsons," Simon mutters as the last Angel thunders by. "When fifty or sixty of them swarm by like that, it"s as bad as trying to drive on the sidewalk in Times Square at high noon without hitting a pedestrian."
"Later-for-that," Joe said, conscious of his growing ease in using Simon"s own language. "This tomorrow-today-yesterday time is beginning to get under my skin. It"s happening more and more often. ..."
Simon sighed, "You want words to put around it. You can"t accept it until it has labels dangling off it, like a new suit. OK. And your favorite word-game is science. Fine, right on! Tomorrow we"ll drop by the Main Library and you can look up the English science journal Nature Nature for Summer nineteen sixty-six. There"s an article in there by the University College physicist F. R. Stannard about what he calls the Faustian Universe, He tells how the behavior of K-mesons can"t be explained a.s.suming a one-way time-track, but fits into a neat pattern if you a.s.sume our universe overlaps another where time runs in the opposite direction. He calls it the Faustian universe, but I"ll bet he has no idea that Goethe wrote for Summer nineteen sixty-six. There"s an article in there by the University College physicist F. R. Stannard about what he calls the Faustian Universe, He tells how the behavior of K-mesons can"t be explained a.s.suming a one-way time-track, but fits into a neat pattern if you a.s.sume our universe overlaps another where time runs in the opposite direction. He calls it the Faustian universe, but I"ll bet he has no idea that Goethe wrote Faust Faust after experiencing that universe directly, just as you"re doing lately. Incidentally, Stannard points out that everything in physics is symmetrical, except our present concept of one-way time. Once you admit two-way time traffic, you"ve got a completely symmetrical universe. Fits the Occamite"s demand for simplicity. Stannard"ll give you lots of after experiencing that universe directly, just as you"re doing lately. Incidentally, Stannard points out that everything in physics is symmetrical, except our present concept of one-way time. Once you admit two-way time traffic, you"ve got a completely symmetrical universe. Fits the Occamite"s demand for simplicity. Stannard"ll give you lots of words words, man. Meanwhile, just settle for what Abdul Alhazred wrote in the Necronomicon: Necronomicon: "Past, present, future: all are one in Yog-Sothoth." Or what Weishaupt wrote in his "Past, present, future: all are one in Yog-Sothoth." Or what Weishaupt wrote in his Konigen, Kirchen und Dummheit: Konigen, Kirchen und Dummheit: "There is but one Eye and it is all eyes; one Mind and it is all minds; one time and it is Now." Grok?" Joe nods dubiously, faintly hearing the music: "There is but one Eye and it is all eyes; one Mind and it is all minds; one time and it is Now." Grok?" Joe nods dubiously, faintly hearing the music: RAMA RAMA RAMA HAAAAARE.
Two big rhinoceroses, three big rhinoceroses ... ...
Dillinger made contact with the mind of Richard Belz, forty-three-year-old professor of physics at Queens College, as Belz was being loaded into an ambulance to be taken to Bellevue Hospital where X rays would reveal severe skull fractures. s.h.i.t, Dillinger thought, why does somebody have to be half dead before I can reach him? Then he concentrated on his message: Two universes flowing in opposite directions. Two together form a third ent.i.ty which is synergetically more than the sum of its two parts. Thus two always leads to three. Two and Three. Duality and trinity. Every unity is a duality and a trinity. A pentagon. Sheer energy, no matter involved. From the pentagon depend five more pentagons, like the petals of a flower. A white rose. Five petals and a center: six. Two times three. The flower interlocks with another flower just like it, forming a polyhedron made of pentagons. Each such polyhedron could have common surfaces with other polyhedrons, forming infinite latticeworks based on the pentagonal unit. They would be immortal. Self-sustaining. Not computers. Beyond computers. G.o.ds. All s.p.a.ce for their habitation. Infinitely complex.
The howl of a siren reached the unconscious ears of Professor Belz. Consciousness is present in the living body, even in one that is apparently unconscious. Unconsciousness is not the absence of consciousness, but its temporary immobility. It is not a state resembling death. It is not like death at all. Once the necessary complexity of brain-cell interconnections is reached, substantial energy relationships are set up. These can exist independently of the material base that brought them into being.
All of this, of course, is merely visual structural metaphor for interactions on the energy level that cannot be visualized. The siren howled.
In the Three Lions pub, George said to Peter, "What was in that water pistol?"
"Sulphuric acid"
"Acid is just the first stage," said Simon. "Like matter is the first stage of life and consciousness. Acid launches you. But once you"re out there, if the mission is successful, you jettison the first stage and you"re traveling free of gravity. Which means free of matter. Acid dissolves the barriers which prevent the maximum possible complexity of energy relationships from building up in the brain. At Norton Cabal, we"ll show you how to pilot the second stage."
(Waving their crosses over their heads and howling in-coherently, the men of G.o.d"s Lightning formed wavering ranks and marched around the territory they had conquered. Zev Hirsch and Frank Ochuk carried the banner that read "LOVE RR OR WE"LL STOMP YOU.") "LOVE RR OR WE"LL STOMP YOU.") Howard sang: The tribes of the porpoise are fearless and strong Our land is the ocean, our banner"s a song Our weapon is speed and our noses like rock No foe can withstand our terrible shock.
A cloud of porpoise bodies swam out from somewhere behind Hagbard"s submarine. Through the pale blue-green medium which Hagbard"s TV cameras made out of water, they seemed to fly toward the distant spiderlike ships of the Illuminati.
"What"s happening?" said George. "Where"s Howard?"
"Howard is leading them," said Hagbard. He flipped a toggle on the railing of the balcony on which they stood in the center of a globe that looked like a bubble of air at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. "War room, get missiles ready. We may have to back up the porpoise attack."
"Da, tovarish Celine," came a voice. came a voice.
The porpoises were too far away to be seen now. George discovered that he was not afraid. The whole thing was too much like watching a science-fiction movie. There was too much illusion involved in this submarine of Hagbard"s. If he were able to realize, in his glands and nerves, that he was in a vulnerable metal ship thousands of feet below the surface of the Atlantic, under such enormous pressure that the slightest stress could crack the hull and send water bursting in that would crush them to death, then he might be afraid. If he were really able to accept the fact that those little distant globes with waving legs appended to them were undersea craft manned by people who intended to destroy the vessel he was in, then he could be afraid. Actually, if he could not see as much as he was seeing, but only feel and sense things and be told what was happening, as in the average airplane flight, then he would be afraid. As it was, the 20,000-year-old city of Peos looked like a tabletop model. And though he might intellectually accept Hagbard"s statement that they were over the lost continent of Atlantis, in his bones he didn"t believe in Atlantis. As a result, he didn"t believe in any of the rest of this, either.
Suddenly Howard was outside their bubble. Or some other porpoise. That was another thing that made this hard to accept. Talking porpoises.
"Ready for destruction of enemy ships," said Howard.
Hagbard shook his head. "I wish we could communicate with them. I wish I could give them a chance to surrender. But they wouldn"t listen. And they have communications systems on their ships that I can"t get through to." He turned to George. "They use a type of insulated telepathy to communicate. The very thing that tipped off Sheriff Jim Cartwright that you were in a hotel room in Mad Dog smoking Weishaupt"s Wonder Weed."
"You don"t want them too close when they go." said Howard.
"Are your people out of the way?" said Hagbard.
(Five big rhinoceroses, six big rhinoceroses....) "Of course. Quit this hesitating. This is no time to be a humanitarian."
"The sea is crueler than the land," said Hagbard, "sometimes."
"The sea is cleaner than the land," said Howard. "There"s no hate. Just death when and as needed. These people have been your enemies for twenty thousand years."
"I"m not that old," said Hagbard, "and I have very few enemies."
"If you wait any longer you"ll endanger the submarine and my people."
George looked out at the red and white striped globes which were moving toward them through the blue-green water. They were much larger now and closer. Whatever was propelling them wasn"t visible. Hagbard reached out a brown finger, let it rest on a white b.u.t.ton on the railing in front of him, then pressed it decisively.
There was a bright flash of light, dimmed slightly by the medium through which it traveled, on the surface of each of the globes. It was like watching fireworks through tinted gla.s.ses. Next, the globes crumbled as if they were ping-pong b.a.l.l.s being struck by invisible sledge hammers.
"That"s all there is to it," said Hagbard quietly.
The air around George seemed to vibrate, and the floor under him shook. Suddenly he was terrified. Feeling the shock wave from the simultaneous explosions out there in the water made it real. A relatively thin metal sh.e.l.l was all that protected him from total annihilation. And n.o.body would ever hear from him or know what happened to him.
Large, glittering objects drifted down through the water from one of the nearby Illuminati spider ships. They vanished among the streets of the city that George now knew was real. The buildings in the area near the explosion of the Illuminati ships looked more ruined than they had before. The ocean bottom was churned up in brown clouds. Down into the brown clouds drifted the crushed spider ships. George looked for the Temple of Tethys. It stood, intact, in the distance.
"Did you see those statues fall out of the lead ship?" said Hagbard. "I"m claiming them." He hit the switch on the railing. "Prepare for salvage operation."
They dropped down among buildings deeply buried in sediment, and at the bottom of their television globe George saw two huge claws reach out, seemingly from nowhere-actually he guessed, from the underside of the submarine-and pick up four gleaming gold statues that lay half-buried in the mud.
Suddenly a bell rang and a red flash lit up the interior of the bubble. "We"re under attack again," said Hagbard. Oh, no, George thought. Not when I"m starting to believe that all this is real. I won"t be able to stand it. Here goes Dora doing his world-famous coward act again.... Hagbard pointed. A white globe hovered like an underwater moon above a distant range of mountains. On its pale surface a red emblem was painted, a glaring eye inside a triangle.
"Give me missile visibility," said Hagbard, flicking a switch. Between the white globe and the Lief Erickson Lief Erickson four orange lights appeared in the water rushing toward them. four orange lights appeared in the water rushing toward them.
"It just doesn"t pay to underestimate them-ever," said Hagbard. "First it turns out they can detect me when they shouldn"t have equipment good enough to do that, now I find that not only do they have small craft in the vicinity, they"ve got the Zwack Zwack herself coming after me. And the herself coming after me. And the Zwack Zwack is firing underwater missiles at me, though I"m supposed to be indetectable. I think we might be in trouble, George." is firing underwater missiles at me, though I"m supposed to be indetectable. I think we might be in trouble, George."
George wanted to close his eyes, but he also didn"t want to show fear in front of Hagbard. He wondered what death at the bottom of the Atlantic would feel like. Probably something like being under a pile driver. The water would hit them, engulf them, and it wouldn"t be like any ordinary water-it would be like liquid steel, every drop striking with the force of a ten-ton truck, prying cell apart from cell and crushing each cell individually, reducing the body to a protoplasmic dishrag. He remembered reading about the disappearance of an atomic submarine called the Thresher Thresher back in the "60s, and he recalled that the back in the "60s, and he recalled that the New York Times New York Times had speculated that death by drowning in water under extreme pressure would be exceedingly painful, though brief. Every nerve individually being crushed. The spinal cord crushed everywhere along its length. The brain squeezed to death, bursting, rupturing, bleeding into the steel-hard water. The human form would doubtless be unrecognizable in minutes. George thought of every bug he had ever stepped on, and bugs made him think of the spider ships. That"s what we did to had speculated that death by drowning in water under extreme pressure would be exceedingly painful, though brief. Every nerve individually being crushed. The spinal cord crushed everywhere along its length. The brain squeezed to death, bursting, rupturing, bleeding into the steel-hard water. The human form would doubtless be unrecognizable in minutes. George thought of every bug he had ever stepped on, and bugs made him think of the spider ships. That"s what we did to them them. And I define them as enemies only on Hagbard"s say so. Carlo was right. I can"t kill.
Hagbard hesitated, didn"t he? Yes, but he did it. Any man who can cause a death like that to be visited upon other men is a monster. No, not a monster, only too human. But not my kind of human. s.h.i.t, George, he"s your kind of human, all right. You"re just a coward. Cowardice doth make consciences for us all.
Hagbard called out, "Howard, where the h.e.l.l are you?"
The torpedo shape appeared on the right side of the bubble. "Over here, Hagbard. We"ve got more mines ready. We can go after those missiles with mines like we did the spider ships. Think that would work?"
"It"s dangerous," said Hagbard, "because the missiles might explode on contact with the metal and electronic equipment in the mines."
"We"re willing to try," said Howard, and without another word he swam away.
"Wait a minute," Hagbard said. "I don"t like this. There"s too much danger to the porpoises." He turned to George and shook his head. "I"m not risking a G.o.dd.a.m.ned thing, and they stand to be blown to bits. It"s not right. I"m not that important."
"You are risking something," said George, trying to control the quaver in his voice. "Those missiles will destroy us if the dolphins don"t stop them."
At that moment, there were four blinding flashes where the orange lights had been. George gripped the railing, sensing that the shock wave of these explosions would be worse than that caused by the destruction of the spider ships. It came. George had been readying himself for it, but unable to tell when it would come, and it still took him by surprise. Everything shook violently. Then the bottom dropped out of his stomach, as if the submarine had suddenly leaped up. George grabbed the railing with both arms, clinging to it as the only solid thing near him. "O G.o.d, we"re gonna be killed!" he cried.
"They got the missiles," Hagbard said. "That gives us a fighting chance. Laser crew, attempt to puncture the Zwack Zwack. Fire at will.
Howard reappeared outside the bubble. "How did your people do?" Hagbard asked him.
"All four of them were killed," said Howard. "The missiles exploded when they approached them, just as you predicted."
George, who was standing up straight now, thankful that Hagbard had simply ignored his episode of terror, said, "They were killed saving our lives. I"m sorry it happened, Howard."
"Laser-beam firing, Hagbard," a voice announced. There was a pause. "I think we hit them."
"You needn"t be sorry," said Howard. "We neither look forward to death in fear nor back upon it in sorrow. Especially when someone has died doing something worthwhile. Death is the end of one illusion and the beginning of another."
"What other illusion?" asked George. "When you"re dead, you"re dead, right?"
"Energy can neither be created nor destroyed," said Hagbard. "Death itself is an illusion."
These people were talking like some of the Zen students and acid mystics George had known. If I could feel that way, he thought, I wouldn"t be such a G.o.dd.a.m.ned coward. Howard and Hagbard must be enlightened. I"ve got to become enlightened. I can"t stand living this way any more. Whatever it took, acid alone wasn"t the answer. George had tried acid already, and he knew that, while the experience might be wholly remarkable, for him it left little residue in terms of changed att.i.tudes or behavior. Of course, if you thought thought your att.i.tudes and behavior should change, you mimicked other acidheads. your att.i.tudes and behavior should change, you mimicked other acidheads.
"I"ll try to find out what"s happening to the Zwack," Zwack," said Howard, and swam away. said Howard, and swam away.
"The porpoises do not fear death, they do not avoid suffering, they are not a.s.sailed by conflicts between intellect and feeling and they are not worried about being ignorant of things. In other words, they have not decided that they know the difference between good and evil, and in consequence they do not consider themselves sinners. Understand?"
"Very few humans consider themselves sinners nowadays," said George. "But everyone is afraid of death."
"All human beings consider themselves sinners. It"s just about the deepest, oldest, and most universal human hangup there is. In fact, it"s almost impossible to speak of it in terms that don"t confirm it. To say that human beings have a universal hangup, as I just did, is to restate the belief that all men are sinners in different languages. In that sense, the Book of Genesis-which was written by early Semitic opponents of the Illuminati-is quite right. To arrive at a cultural turning point where you decide that all human conduct can be cla.s.sified in one of two categories, good and evil, is what creates all sin-plus anxiety, hatred, guilt, depression, all the peculiarly human emotions. And, of course, such a cla.s.sification is the very ant.i.thesis of creativity. To the creative mind there is no right or wrong. Every action is an experiment, and every experiment yields its fruit in knowledge. To the moralist, every action can be judged as right or wrong-and, mind you, in advance in advance-without knowing what its consequences are going to be-depending upon the mental disposition of the actor. Thus the men who burned Giordano Bruno at the stake knew knew they were doing good, even though the consequence of their actions was to deprive the world of a great scientist." they were doing good, even though the consequence of their actions was to deprive the world of a great scientist."
"If you can never be sure whether what you are doing is good or bad," said George, "aren"t you liable to be pretty Hamlet-like?" He was feeling much better now, much less afraid, even though the enemy was still presumably out there trying to kill him. Maybe he was getting darshan darshan from Hagbard. from Hagbard.
"What"s so bad about being Hamlet-like?" said Hagbard. "Anyway, the answer is no, because you only become hesitant when you believe there is such a thing as good and evil, and that your action may be one or the other, and you"re not sure which. That was the whole point about Hamlet, if you remember the play. It was his conscience conscience that made him indecisive." that made him indecisive."
"So he should have murdered a whole lot of people in the first act?"
Hagbard laughed. "Not necessarily. He might have decisively killed his uncle at the earliest opportunity, thus saving the lives of everyone else. Or he might have said, "Hey, am I really obligated to avenge my father"s death?" and done nothing. He was due to succeed to the throne anyway. If he had just bided his time everyone would have been a lot better off, there would have been no deaths, and the Norwegians would not have conquered the Danes, as they did in the last scene of the last act. Though being Norwegian myself I would hardly begrudge Fortinbras his triumph."
At that moment Howard appeared again outside their bubble. "The Zwack Zwack is retreating. Your laser beam punctured the outer sh.e.l.l, causing a leak in the fuel-storage cells and putting excessive stress on the pressure-resisting system. They were forced to climb to higher levels, which put them so far away from you that they"re now heading south toward the tip of Africa." is retreating. Your laser beam punctured the outer sh.e.l.l, causing a leak in the fuel-storage cells and putting excessive stress on the pressure-resisting system. They were forced to climb to higher levels, which put them so far away from you that they"re now heading south toward the tip of Africa."
Hagbard expelled a great sigh of relief. "That means they"re heading for their home base. They"ll enter a tunnel in the Persian Gulf which will bring them into the great underground Sea of Valusia, which is deepest beneath the Himalayas. That was the first base they established. They were preparing it even before the fall of High Atlantis. It"s devilishly well defended. One day we"ll penetrate it though."
The thing that puzzled Joe most after his illuminization was John Dillinger"s p.e.n.i.s. The rumors about the Smithsonian Inst.i.tute, he knew, were true: even though any casual phone-caller would get a flat denial from Inst.i.tute officials, certain high-placed government people could provide a dispensation and the relic would be shown, in the legendary alcohol bottle, all legendary 23 inches of it. But if John was alive, it wasn"t his, and, if it wasn"t his, whose was it?
"Frank Sullivan"s," Simon said, when Joe finally asked him.
"And who the h.e.l.l was Frank Sullivan to have a tool like that?"
But Simon only answered, "I don"t know. Just some guy who looked like John."
Atlantis also bothered Joe, after he saw it the first time Hagbard took him for a ride in the Lief Erikson Lief Erikson. It was all too pat, too plausible, too good to be true, especially the ruins of cities like Peos, with their architecture that obviously combined Egyptian and Mayan elements.
"Science has been flying on instruments, like a pilot in a fog, ever since nineteen hundred," he said casually to Hagbard on the return trip to New York. (This was in "72, according to his later recollections. Fall of "72-almost two years exactly after the test of AUM in Chicago.) "You"ve been reading Bucky Fuller," was Hagbard"s cool reply. "Or was it Korzybski?"
"Never mind who I"ve been reading," Joe said directly. "The thought in my head is that I never saw Atlantis, any more than I ever saw Marilyn Monroe. I saw moving pictures which you told me were television reception of cameras outside your sub. And I saw moving pictures of what Hollywood a.s.sured me was a real woman, even though she looked more like a design by Petty or Vargas. In the Marilyn Monroe case, it is reasonable to believe what I am told: I don"t believe a robot that good has been built yet. But Atlantis ... I know special-effects men who could build a city like that on a tabletop, and have dinosaurs walking through it. And your cameras trained on it."
"You suspect me of trickery?" Hagbard asked raising his eyebrows.
"Trickery is your metier," Joe said bluntly. "You are the Beethoven, the Rockefeller, the Michelangelo of deception. The Shakespeare of the gypsy switch, the two-headed nickel, and the rabbit in the hat. What little liver pills are to Carter, lies are to you. You dwell in a world of trapdoors, sliding panels, and Hindu ropetricks. Do I suspect you? Since I met you, I suspect everybody." everybody."
"I"m glad to hear it," Hagbard grinned. "You are well on your way to paranoia. Take this card and keep it in your wallet. When you begin to understand it, you"ll be ready for your next promotion. Just remember: it"s not true unless it makes you laugh it"s not true unless it makes you laugh. That is the one and sole and infallible test of all ideas that will ever be presented to you." And he handed Joe a card saying THERE IS NO FRIEND ANYWHERE.
Burroughs, incidentally, although he discovered the 23 synchronicity principle, is unaware of the correlation with 17. This makes it even more interesting that his date for the invasion of earth by the Nova Mob (in Nova Express) Nova Express) is September 17, 1899. When I asked him how he picked that date, he said it just came to him out of the air. is September 17, 1899. When I asked him how he picked that date, he said it just came to him out of the air.d.a.m.n. I was just interrupted by another woman, collecting for the Mothers March Against Hernia. I only gave her a dime.W, the 23rd letter, keeps popping up in all this. Note: Weishaupt, Washington, William S. Burroughs, Charlie Workman, Mendy Weiss, Len Weingla.s.s in the Conspiracy Trial, and others who will quickly come to mind. Even more interesting, the first physicist to apply the concept of synchronicity to physics, after Jung published the theory, was Wolfgang Pauli.Another suggestive letter-number transformation: Adam Weishaupt (A.W.) is 1-23, and George Washington (G.W.) is 7-23. Spot the hidden 17 in there? But, perhaps, I grow too imaginative, even whimsical....
There was a click. George turned. All the time he"d been in the control center with Hagbard, he had never looked back at the door through which he had come. He was surprised to see that it looked like an opening in thin air-or thin water. On either side of the doorway was blue-green water and a dark horizon which was actually the ocean bottom. Then, in the center, the doorway itself and a golden light silhouetting the figure of a beautiful woman.