"I suppose so," Malone said.
"Malone," Burns said, his voice filled with Devotion To One"s Country In The Face of Great Obstacles, "Malone, I want you to find that device!"
"In the wreck?" Malone said.
Burris sighed and leaned back. "No," he said. "Of course not. Not in the wreck. But the other red Cadillacs--some of them, anyhow--ought to have--"
"What red Cadillacs?" Malone said.
"The other ones that have been stolen. From Connecticut, mostly. One from New Jersey, out near Pa.s.saic."
"Have any of the others been moving around without drivers?" Malone said.
"Well," Burris said, "there"s been no report of it. But who can tell?"
He gestured with both arms. "Anything is possible, Malone."
"Sure," Malone said.
"Now," Burris said, "all of the stolen cars are red 1972 Cadillacs.
There"s got to be some reason for that. I think they"re covering up another car like the one that got smashed: a remote-controlled Cadillac. Or even a self-guiding, automatic, robot-controlled Cadillac."
"They?" Malone said. "Who?"
"Whoever is stealing the cars," Burris said patiently.
"Oh," Malone said. "Sure. But--"
"So get up to New York," Burris said, "keep your eyes open, and nose around. Got it?"
"I have now," Malone said.
"And when that Cadillac is found, Malone, we want to take a look at it. Okay?"
"Yes, sir," Malone said.
Of course there were written reports, too. Burris had handed Malone a sheaf of them--copies of the New York police reports to Burris himself--and Malone, wanting some time to look through them, had taken a train to New York instead of a plane. Besides, the new planes still made him slightly nervous, though he could ride one when he had to. If jet engines had been good enough for the last generation, he thought, they were certainly good enough for him.
But avoidance of the new planes was all the good the train trip did him. The reports contained thousands of words, none of which was either new or, apparently, significant to Malone. Burris, he considered, had given him everything necessary for the job.
Except, of course, a way to make sense out of the whole thing. He considered robot-controlled Cadillacs. What good were they? They might make it easier for the average driver, of course--but that was no reason to cover up for them, hitting policemen over the head and smashing cars and driving a hundred and ten miles an hour on the West Side Highway.
All the same, it was the only explanation Malone had, and he cherished it deeply. He put the papers back in his brief case when the train pulled into Penn Station, handed his suitcases to a redcap and punched the b.u.t.tons for the waiting room. Now, he thought as he strolled slowly along behind the robot, there was an invention that made sense.
And n.o.body had to get killed for it, or hit over the head or smashed up, had they?
So what was all this nonsense about robot-controlled red Cadillacs?
Driving these unwelcome reflections from his mind, he paused to light a cigarette. He had barely taken the first puff when a familiar voice said, "Hey, buddy, hold the light, will you?"
Malone looked up, blinked and grinned happily. "Boyd!" he said. "What are you doing here? I haven"t seen you since--"
"Sure haven"t," Boyd said. "I"ve been out West on a couple of cases.
Must be a year since we worked together."
"Just about," Malone said. "But what are you doing in New York?
Vacationing?"
"Not exactly," Boyd said. "The chief called it sort of a vacation, but--"
"Oh," Malone said. "You re working with me."
Boyd nodded. "The chief sent me up. When I got back from the West, he suddenly decided you might need a good a.s.sistant, so I took the plane down, and got here ahead of you."
"Great," Malone said. "But I want to warn you about the vacation--"
"Never mind," Boyd said; just a shade sadly. "I know. It isn"t." He seemed deep in thought, as if he were deciding whether or not to get rid of Anne Boleyn. It was, Malone thought, an unusually apt simile.
Boyd, six feet tall and weighing about two hundred and twenty-five pounds, had a large square face and a broad-beamed figure that might have made him a dead ringer for Henry VIII of England even without his Henry-like fringe of beard and his mustache. With them--thanks to the recent FBI rule that agents could wear "facial hair, at the discretion of the director or such board as he may appoint"--the resemblance to the Tudor monarch was uncanny.
But, like his famous double, Boyd didn"t stay sad for long. "I thought I"d meet you at the station," he said, cheering up, "and maybe talk over old times for a while, on the way to the hotel, anyhow. So long as there wasn"t anything else to do."
"Sure," Malone said. "It"s good to see you again. And when did you get pulled out of the Frisco office?"
Boyd grimaced. "You know," he said, "I had a good thing going for me out there. Agent-in-Charge of the entire office. But right after that job we did together--the Queen Elizabeth affair--Burris decided I was too good a man to waste my fragrance on the desert air. Or whatever it is. So he recalled me, a.s.signed me from the home office, and I"ve been on one case after another ever since."
"You"re a home-office agent now?" Malone said.
"I"m a Roving Reporter," Boyd said, and struck a pose. "I"m a General Trouble-shooter and a Mr. Fix-It. Just like you, Hero."
"Thanks," Malone said. "How about the local office here? Seen the boys yet?"
Boyd shook his head. "Not yet," he said. "I was waiting for you to show up. But I did manage hotel rooms--a couple of rooms with a connecting bath over at the Hotel New Yorker. Nice place. You"ll like it, Ken."
"I"ll love it," Malone said. "Especially that connecting bath. It would have been terrible to have an unconnecting bath. Sort of distracting."
"Okay," Boyd said. "Okay. You know what I mean." He stared down at Malone"s hand. "You know you"ve still got your lighter on?" he added.
Malone looked down at it and shut it off. "You asked me to hold it,"
he said.
"I didn"t mean indefinitely," Boyd said. "Anyhow, how about grabbing a cab and heading on down to the hotel to get your stuff away, before we check in at 69th Street?"
"Good idea," Malone said. "And besides, I could do with a clean shirt.
Not to mention a bath."
"Trains get worse and worse," Boyd said absently.
Malone punched the redcap"s b.u.t.tons again, and he and Boyd followed it through the crowded station to the taxi stand. The robot piled the suitcases into the cab, and somehow Malone and Boyd found room for themselves.