"Who benefits?"
I considered. If Sir Arthur wrote of the events, he might make a tidy sum from a book and lecture tour. But Holmes had already stated that Sir Arthur was innocent. Still, what benefited Sir Arthur would benefit his whole family.."Not Lady Conan Doyle!" I exclaimed, aghast.
"Certainly not," Holmes said.
"The butler? The driver? He would know how to sabotage the car-"
"Robert Holder, Watson!" Holmes cried. "Robert Holder! Perhaps-indeed, certainly-with help from James and the butler and other tenants in the neighborhood. But Robert was the mastermind, for all his rough appearance. A veritable Houdini of the countryside!" Holmes considered. "Indeed, he used some of my own techniques. And he almost defeated me!"
"He risked all by challenging you!"
"I was unforeseen-surely he intended Sir Arthur to conduct the investigation. When you and I arrived, Robert must have realized he would stand or fall by his boldness. He offered Sir Arthur a compelling reason to dismiss my solution-and me. Sir Arthur accepted the offering. How could he resist?"
Holmes gazed out the window of the train for a moment. Unmarred fields rippled past, like miniature green seas.
"If not for Robert"s misapprehension about the velocity of light," Holmes said, "a misapprehension that I shared, I would have known what what happened, and I would have known happened, and I would have known how how-but I never would have been certain who who."
"You sound curiously sympathetic, Holmes," I said with disapproval.
"Indeed I am, Watson. Robert is clearly an honourable man."
"Honourable!"
"He refused Sir Arthur"s offer to relieve him of the year"s rent. He has no wish to steal."
"Only to lie."
"Like Houdini. Like any entertainer, any storyteller. Shakespeare lied. You have lied yourself, my friend, in your descriptions of our adventures."
"I have disguised individuals," I said, taking offense. "I have, yes, perhaps, dissembled occasionally... " I hesitated, and then I nodded. "Very well. I have lied."
"Life is hard for people who work the land. You and I are prosperous, now, but remember what it was like when we were younger, sc.r.a.ping along from season to season, with never a new shirt or a pair of boots that did not let in the rain? Imagine seeing no better prospects. For the rest of your life."
I suddenly remembered father and sons, and their new clothes.
"Who can blame them for creating a diversion, a mystery to attract sightseers, people of leisure with money to spare. People," Holmes added, "with a blind eye to turn to the evidence lying plain before them?"
"What of your commitment to the truth, Holmes?" I asked with some asperity.
"I know the truth," he said. "You know it. Sir Arthur knows it, but rejects it. I have kept the solution to other mysteries confidential; it is part of my duty. How is this different?"
I suddenly understood. Holmes"s sympathy was not so much directed toward the hoaxers as away from the curiosity seekers who were willing, indeed eager, to be fooled.
"Very well, Holmes," I said. "I am content, if you are."
We rode in silence for some miles, lulled by the rocking of the train, enjoying Sir Arthur"s excellent cognac and the peaceful English countryside. I wondered what the world would be like if beings from another planet did did visit us. visit us.
"Holmes," I said.
"Yes, Watson?"
"Why was Sir Arthur so willing to pay you, when he did not believe your solution? What did he say to you, just as we left?"
"He said, "I understand why you are such an extraordinary person. Like Houdini, you have good reason to hide your abilities, your true nature. I understand why Sherlock Holmes cannot be the one to reveal the truth about our visitors. I will do it, and you may trust me to keep your your secret."" secret.""
"Your secret?" secret?"
"Yes, Watson." Holmes smiled. "Sir Arthur Conan Doyle believes I am a Martian."
The Adventure of the Death-Fetch
by Darrell Schweitzer
Darrell Schweitzer is the author of the novels The Shattered G.o.ddess The Shattered G.o.ddess and and The Mask of the Sorcerer The Mask of the Sorcerer, as well as numerous short stories, which have been collected in Transients Transients, Nightscapes Nightscapes, Refugees from an Imaginary Country Refugees from an Imaginary Country, and Necromancies and Netherworlds Necromancies and Netherworlds. Recent books include The Fantastic Horizon The Fantastic Horizon, Ghosts of Past and Future Ghosts of Past and Future, and Living with the Dead Living with the Dead. Well-known as an editor and critic, he co-edited the magazine Weird Tales Weird Tales for several years, and is currently editing anthologies for DAW, such as for several years, and is currently editing anthologies for DAW, such as The Secret History of Vampires The Secret History of Vampires and and Cthulhu"s Reign Cthulhu"s Reign, and an urban fantasy werewolf anthology for Pocket Books.
We all have days when the world seems too much to bear, and all we want to do is lock ourselves in our room and not come out. It"s an illusion, this idea that a foot of wood and plaster can seal us off from the troubles that beset us, but it"s a comforting illusion, and it resonates. Authors have spun some wonderful dramatic scenarios out of this notion of a safe room within a hostile universe. H. P. Lovecraft"s "The Music of Erich Zann" is about a violinist who plays unearthly tunes to keep hostile ent.i.ties from invading his apartment. China Mieville"s "Details" is about a woman who has plastered over all the visible lines and angles in her apartment, because those angles are traversed by the other-dimensional terrors that a.s.sail her. The movie Pulse Pulse features characters who must seal up their room with red duct tape to protect themselves from malevolent spirits. There"s something instantly intriguing about a person who features characters who must seal up their room with red duct tape to protect themselves from malevolent spirits. There"s something instantly intriguing about a person who refuses to come out refuses to come out, and also about the idea that evil could be kept at bay by something simple, such as music or duct tape. Our next tale brings us a chilling new variation on this theme.
In retrospect, the most amazing thing is that Watson confided the story to me at all. I was n.o.body, a nineteen-year-old college student from America visiting English relatives during Christmas break. I just happened to be in the house when the old doctor came to call. He had been a friend of my grandfather long before I was born, and was still on the closest terms with my several aunts; and of course he was the the Doctor John Watson, who could have commanded the immediate and rapt attention of any audience he chose. Doctor John Watson, who could have commanded the immediate and rapt attention of any audience he chose.
So, why did he tell me and only me? Why not, at least, my aunts? I think it was precisely because I was no one of any consequence or particular credibility and would soon be returning to school far away. He was like the servant of King Midas in the fairy tale, who can no longer bear the secret that the king has a.s.s"s ears. He has to "get it off his chest," as we Americans say. The point is not being believed, or recording the truth, but release from the sheer act of telling. The luckless courtier, fearing for his life, finally has to dig a hole in the swamp, stick his head in it, and whisper the secret. Not that it did him much good, for the wind in the rattling reeds endlessly repeated what he had said.
There being no swamp conveniently at hand for Dr. Watson, I would have to do.
The old gentleman must have been nearly eighty at the time. I remember him as stout, but not quite obese, nearly bald, with a generous white moustache. He often sat smoking by the remains of our fire long after the rest of the household had gone to bed. I imagined that he was reminiscing over a lifetime of wonderful adventures. Well, maybe.
I was up late too, that particular night, on my way into the kitchen for some tea after struggling with a wretched attempt at a novel. I chanced through the parlor. Doctor Watson stirred slightly where he sat.
"Oh, Doctor. I"m sorry. I didn"t know you were still there."
He waved me to the empty chair opposite him. I sat without a further word, completely in awe of the great man.
I swallowed hard and stared at the floor for perhaps five minutes, jerking my head up once, startled, when the burnt log in the fireplace settled, throwing off sparks. I could hear occasional automobiles pa.s.sing by in the street outside.
Dr. Watson"s pipe had gone out and he set it aside. He folded his age-spotted hands in his lap, cleared his throat, and leaned forward.
He had my absolute attention. I knew that he was about to tell a story tell a story. My heart almost stopped.
"I am sure you know there were some cases of Sherlock Holmes which never worked out, and thus went unrecorded."
I lost what little composure I had and blurted, "Yes, yes, Doctor. You mention them from time to time. Like the one about the man and the umbrella-"
He raised a hand to silence me. "Not like that, boy. Some I never found the time to write up, and I inserted those allusions as reminders to myself; but others were deliberately suppressed, deliberately suppressed, and never committed to paper at all, because Holmes expressly forbade it. One in particular-" and never committed to paper at all, because Holmes expressly forbade it. One in particular-"
At least I didn"t say anything as stupid as, "Then why are you telling me?" "Then why are you telling me?" No, I had the good sense to sit absolutely motionless and silent, and just listen. No, I had the good sense to sit absolutely motionless and silent, and just listen.
It was about this same season [Watson began] in the year 1900, a few days after Christmas if I recall correctly-I cannot be certain of such facts without my notebooks, and in any case the incident of which I speak was never entered into them-but I am certain it was a bright and brisk winter day, with new-fallen snow on the sidewalks, but no sense of festivity in the air. Instead, the city seemed to have reached a profound calm, a time to rest and tidy up and go on with one"s regular business.
Holmes remarked how somehow, in defiance of all logic, it appeared that the calendar revealed patterns of criminality.
"Possibly the superst.i.tions are true," I mused, "and lunatics really are are driven by the moon." driven by the moon."
"There may be scattered facts buried in the mora.s.s of superst.i.tion, Watson," said he, "if only science has the patience to ferret them out-"
We had now come, conversing as we walked, to the corner of Baker Street and Marylebone Road, having been abroad on some business or other-d.a.m.n that I don"t have my notes with me-when this train of thought was suddenly interrupted by an attractive, well-dressed young woman who rushed up and grasped Holmes by the arm.
"Mr. Sherlock Holmes? You are are Mr. Sherlock Holmes, are you not?" Mr. Sherlock Holmes, are you not?"
Holmes gently eased her hand off him. "I am indeed, Miss-"
"Oh! Thank G.o.d! My father said that no one else could possibly save him!"
To my amazement and considerable irritation, Holmes began walking briskly, leaving the poor girl to trail after us like a common beggar. I"d often had words with him in private about these lapses of the expected courtesy, but now I could only follow along, somewhat fl.u.s.tered. Meanwhile the young lady-whose age I would have guessed at a few years short of twenty-breathlessly related a completely disjointed tale about a mysterious curse, approaching danger, and quite a bit else I couldn"t make head or tail out of.
At the doorstep of 221B, Holmes turned on her sharply.
"And now Miss-I"m afraid I did not catch your name."
"Thurston. My name is Abigail Thurston."
"Any relation to Sir Humphrey Thurston, the noted explorer of Southeast Asia?"
"He is my father, as I"ve already told you-"
"I am not sure you"ve told me much of anything-yet!" Holmes turned to go inside. Miss Thurston"s features revealed a completely understandable admixture of disappointment, grief, and quite possibly-and I couldn"t have blamed her-rage.
"Holmes!" I said. "Please!"
"And now Miss Abigail Thurston, as I have no other business this morning, I shall be glad to admit you." As she, then I, followed him up the stairs, he continued, "You must pardon my abrupt manner, but it has its uses."
When I had shown her to a chair and rung Mrs. Hudson for some tea, Holmes explained further, "My primary purpose has been to startle you into sense, sense, Miss Thurston. A story told all in a jumble is like a brook plunging over a precipice-very pretty, but, alas, babbling. Now that the initial rush of excitement is past, perhaps now you can tell me, calmly and succinctly, why you have come to see me. I enjoin you to leave out none of the facts, however trivial they may seem to you. Describe the events Miss Thurston. A story told all in a jumble is like a brook plunging over a precipice-very pretty, but, alas, babbling. Now that the initial rush of excitement is past, perhaps now you can tell me, calmly and succinctly, why you have come to see me. I enjoin you to leave out none of the facts, however trivial they may seem to you. Describe the events exactly, exactly, in the order that they occurred, filling in such background as may be necessary to illuminate the entire tale." in the order that they occurred, filling in such background as may be necessary to illuminate the entire tale."
She breathed deeply, then began in measured tones. "I am indeed the daughter of the explorer, Sir Humphrey Thurston. You are perhaps familiar with his discoveries of lost cities in the jungles of Indo-China. His books are intended for a limited, scholarly audience, but there have been numerous articles about him in the popular magazines-"
"Suffice it to say that I am familiar with your father and his admirable contributions to science. Do go on."
"My mother died when I was quite small, Mr. Holmes, and my father spent so much time abroad that he was almost a stranger to me. I was raised by relatives, under the supervision of a series of governesses. All this while Father seemed more a guardian angel than a parent, someone always looking out for my welfare, concerned and benevolent, but invisible. Oh, there were letters and gifts in the post, but he remained outside outside my actual life. Each time he came, we had to become acquainted all over again. Such is the difference in a child"s life between six and eight and twelve. my actual life. Each time he came, we had to become acquainted all over again. Such is the difference in a child"s life between six and eight and twelve. I I had changed profoundly, while he was always the same, brave, mysterious, inevitably sunburnt from long years in the jungles and deserts; home for a short time to rest, write his reports, and perhaps give a few lectures before setting forth again in the quest of knowledge. So things have continued. This past month he has returned again, after an absence of three years, to discover his little girl become a had changed profoundly, while he was always the same, brave, mysterious, inevitably sunburnt from long years in the jungles and deserts; home for a short time to rest, write his reports, and perhaps give a few lectures before setting forth again in the quest of knowledge. So things have continued. This past month he has returned again, after an absence of three years, to discover his little girl become a woman, woman, and again a stranger. He has promised to remain this time until I am married and secure in a home of my own-" and again a stranger. He has promised to remain this time until I am married and secure in a home of my own-"
"Then it should be a happy occasion for you," said Holmes, smiling to rea.s.sure her, the corners of his mouth twitching to betray impatience. The smile vanished. "But I perceive it is not. Please get to the point then. Why Why have you come rushing to Baker Street on a winter"s day when you would surely be much more comfortable in a warm house in the company of your much-travelled sire?" have you come rushing to Baker Street on a winter"s day when you would surely be much more comfortable in a warm house in the company of your much-travelled sire?"
She paused, looking alarmed once more, glancing to me first as if for rea.s.surance. I could only smile and nod, wordlessly bidding her to continue.
"The first few days of his visit were indeed happy, Mr. Holmes, but very suddenly, a shadow came over him. For a week and more, he seemed distracted and brooding. Then five days ago he withdrew into his study, refusing to venture out for any reason. He is afraid, deathly afraid!"
"Of what, pray tell?"
"I cannot discern the central fear, exactly, only its broader effects. Certainly he has become morbidly afraid of his own reflection. He will not allow a mirror to be brought anywhere near him. He even shaves with his eyes closed, by touch alone, rather than risk seeing himself."
"This is is extraordinary," I said. extraordinary," I said.
"But surely," said Holmes, "this sort of mania is more in Doctor Watson"s line than mine, work for a medical man of a specialized sort, not a detective."
"Oh no, Sir! My father is completely sane. I am certain of that. But I am equally certain that he is not telling me everything, perhaps in an attempt to spare me some horror-for it must be a horror that makes so bold an adventurer cringe behind a locked door with a loaded elephant gun across his knees!"
I leaned forward and spoke to her in my most soothing medical manner. "I am sure, Miss Thurston, that your father has a very good reason for acting as he does, and that, indeed, his chief object is to protect you."
"Yes," said Holmes. "I am certain it is."
"His very words were, "Summon Sherlock Holmes, girl, or I shall not live out the week!" So here I am. Please come and see him, Mr. Holmes, at once!" at once!"
Holmes shot to his feet. "Watson! How foolish of us to have even removed our hats and coats. Come!" He took our guest by the hand and helped her up. "As I said, Miss Thurston, I have no other business this morning."
It was but a short cab ride to the Thurston residence, in the most fashionable part of west London. We rode in silence, crowded together, the girl in the middle, Holmes deep in thought. Unconsciously almost, Miss Thurston took my hand for rea.s.surance. I held her firmly, but gently.
It was admittedly an intriguing problem: what, if not a sudden mania, could cause so brave a man as Sir Humphrey Thurston to be paralyzed with fear at the sight of his own reflection?
As we neared the house, the girl suddenly struggled to stand up in the still moving cab.
"Father!"
She pointed. I had only a glimpse of a tall, muscular man on the further streetcorner, and noted the tan coat and top hat, white gloves, and silver-tipped stick. He turned at the sound of Miss Thurston"s cry, revealing a grey-bearded face, dark eyes, and a broad, high forehead, then moved speedily away in long strides, not quite running. Abruptly, he vanished down a side street.
Holmes pounded on the ceiling of the cab for the driver to stop and we three scrambled out, I attending to Miss Thurston and the driver while Holmes set off at a furious run, only to return moments later, breathing hard, having lost all trace of Sir Humphrey.
"I don"t know what explanation I can offer," said Miss Thurston. "Perhaps my father"s difficulty, mania or whatever it is, has pa.s.sed, and I have wasted your time."
Holmes nodded to me.
"Mental disease is not my specialty." I said, "but from what medical papers I"ve read, and from the talk of my colleagues, I do not think it likely that so powerful a delusion would go away so quickly. It makes no sense."
"Indeed, it does not," said Holmes. "One moment, the man behaves as if he is faced with mortal danger. The next, he is out for a stroll as if nothing had happened, but he flees the approach of his beloved daughter and vanishes with, I must confess, remarkable speed and agility."
"What do we do now, Mr. Holmes?"
"If you would admit us to his chamber. Perhaps he left some clue."
"Yes, yes. I should have thought of that. Pray forgive me-"