"How is he getting in?"
"I think he must have a key." Seeing my expression, she hastened to explain. "There"s always one on the hook at the back door, and one day last week when Will needed it, I couldn"t find it. I thought he maybe borrowed it earlier and forgot to return it, that"s happened before, but it could have been the thief. And I admit I"m not always good at locking up all the windows at night. Which is probably how he got in in the first place."
"So change the locks."
"The thing is, Mary, I can"t help but feel it"s some poor soul who is in need, and although I certainly don"t want him to waltz in and out, I do want to know who it is so that I know what to do. Do you follow me?"
I did, actually. There were a handful of ex-soldiers living around the fringes of Oxford, so badly sh.e.l.l-shocked as to be incapable of ordinary social intercourse, who slept rough and survived by what wits were left them. Tragic figures, and one would not wish to be responsible for their starvation.
"How many people in the area have been broken into?"
"Pretty near everyone when it first started, the end of September. Since then those who have locks use them. The others seem to think it"s fairies or absent-mindedness."
"Fairies?"
"The little people are a curious lot," she said. I looked closely to be sure that she was joking, but I couldn"t tell.
Some invisible signal made her rise and go to the oven, and sure enough, the cakes were perfect and golden brown. We ate them with fresh b.u.t.ter and drank tea (Mrs Hudson carried a tray upstairs, and returned without comment but with watering eyes) and then turned our combined intellects to the problem of photographing intruders.
I returned the next morning, Sat.u.r.day, with a variety of equipment. Borrowing a hammer, nails, and sc.r.a.ps of wood from old Will, the handyman, and a length of fine fishing twine from his grandson, by trial and error Mrs Hudson (interrupted regularly by delivery boys, shouts from upstairs, and telephone calls) and I succeeded in rigging a trip wire across the kitchen door.
During the final stages of this delicate operation, as I perched on the stepladder adjusting the camera, I was peripherally aware of Holmes" voice raised to shout down the telephone in the library. After a few minutes, silence fell, and shortly thereafter his head appeared at the level of my waist.
He didn"t sneer at my efforts. He acted as if I were not there, as if he had found Mrs Hudson rolling out a pie crust rather than holding out a selection of wedges for me to use in my adjustments.
"Mrs Hudson, it appears that I shall be away for a few days. Would you sort me out some clean collars and the like?"
"Now, Mr Holmes?" Mr Holmes?"
"Any time in the next ten minutes will be fine," he said generously, then turned and left without so much as a glance at me. I bent down to call through the doorway at his retreating back.
"I go back to Oxford tomorrow, Holmes."
"It was good of you to come by, Russell," he said, and disappeared up the stairs.
"You can leave the wedges with me, Mrs Hudson," I told her. "I"m nearly finished."
I could see her waver with the contemplation of rebellion, but we both knew full well that Holmes would leave in ten minutes, clean linen or no, and whereas I would have happily sent him on his way grubby, Mrs Hudson"s professional pride was at stake. She put the wedges on the top of the stepladder and hurried off.
She and Holmes arrived simultaneously in the central room of the old cottage just as I had alighted from the ladder to examine my handiwork. I turned my gaze to Holmes, and found him dressed for Town, pulling on a pair of black leather gloves.
"A case, Holmes?"
"Merely a consultation, at this point. Scotland Yard has been reflecting on our success with the Jessica Simpson kidnapping, and in their efforts to trawl the bottom of this latest kidnapping, have decided to have me review their efforts for possible gaps. Paperwork merely, Russell," he added. "Nothing to excite you."
"This is the Oberdorfer case?" I asked. It was nearly a month since the two children, twelve-year-old Sarah and her seven-year-old brother Louis, had vanished from Hyde Park under the expensive nose of their nurse. They were orphans, the children of a cloth manufacturer with factories in three countries and his independently wealthy French wife. His brother, who had taken refuge in London during the war, had antic.i.p.ated a huge demand of ransom. He was still waiting.
"Is there news?"
"There is nothing. No ransom note, no sightings, nothing. Scotland Yard is settling to the opinion that it was an outburst of anti-German sentiment that went too far, along the lines of the smashing of German shopkeepers" windows that was so common in the opening months of the war. Lestrade believes the kidnapper was a rank amateur who panicked at his own audacity and killed them, and further thinks their bodies will be found any day, no doubt by some sportsman"s dog." He grimaced, tucked in the ends of his scarf, b.u.t.toned his coat against the cool autumnal day, and took the portmanteau from Mrs Hudson"s hand.
"Well, good luck, Holmes," I said.
"Luck," he said austerely, "has nothing to do with it."
When he had left, Mrs Hudson and I stood looking at each other for a long minute, sobered by this reminder of what was almost certainly foul murder, and also by the revealing lack of enthusiasm and optimism in the demeanour of the man who had just driven off. Whatever he might say, our success in the Simpson case two months earlier had been guided by luck, and I had no yearning to join forces in a second kidnap case, particularly one that was patently hopeless.
I sighed, and then we turned to my trap. I explained how the camera worked, told her where to take the film to be developed and printed, and then tidied away my tools and prepared to take my own departure.
"You"ll let me know if anything turns up?" I asked. "I could try to make it back down next weekend, but-"
"No, no, Mary, you mustn"t interfere with your studies. I shall write and let you know."
I stepped cautiously over the taut fishing wire and paused in the doorway. "And you"ll tell me if Holmes seems to need any a.s.sistance in this Oberdorfer case?"
"That I will."
I left, ruefully contemplating the irony of a man who normally avoided children like the plague (aside from those miniature adults he had sc.r.a.ped off the streets to form his "Irregulars" in the Baker Street days); these days he seemed to have his hands full of them.
I returned to Oxford, and my studies, and truth to tell the first I thought about Mrs Hudson"s problem was more than a week later, on a Wednesday, when I realized that for the second week in a row her inevitable Tuesday letter had not come. I had not expected the first one, though she often wrote even if I had seen her the day before, but not to write after eight days was unprecedented.
I telephoned the cottage that evening. Holmes was still away, Mrs Hudson thought, interviewing the Oberdorfer uncle in Paris, and she herself sounded most peculiar. She seemed distracted, and said merely that she"d been too busy to write, apologized, and asked if there was anything in particular I was wanting?
Badly taken aback, I stammered out a question concerning our camera trap.
"Oh, yes," she said, "the camera. No, no, nothing much has come of that. Still, it was a good idea, Mary. Thank you. Well, I must be gone now, dear, take care."
The line went dead, and I slowly put up the earpiece. She hadn"t even asked if I was eating well.
I was. .h.i.t by a sudden absurd desire to leave immediately for Suss.e.x. I succeeded in pushing it away, but on Sat.u.r.day morning I was on the train south, and by Sat.u.r.day afternoon my hand was on the kitchen door to Holmes" cottage.
A moment later my nose was nearly on the door as well, flattened against it, in fact, because the door did not open. It was locked.
This door was never locked, certainly not in the daytime when there was anyone at home, yet I could have sworn that I had heard a scurry of sound from within. When I tried to look in the window, my eyes were met by a gaily patterned tea-towel, pinned up neatly to all the edges.
"Mrs Hudson?" I called. There was no answer. Perhaps the movement had been the cat. I went around the house, tried the French doors and found them locked as well, and continued around to the front door, only to have it open as I stretched out my hand. Mrs Hudson stood in the narrow opening, her st.u.r.dy shoe planted firmly against the door"s lower edge.
"Mrs Hudson, there you are! I was beginning to think you"d gone out."
"h.e.l.lo there, Mary. I"m surprised to see you back down here so soon. Mr Holmes isn"t back from the Continent yet, I"m sorry."
"Actually, I came to see you."
"Ah, Mary, such a pity, but I really can"t have you in. I"m taking advantage of Mr Holmes" absence to turn out the house, and things are in a dreadful state. You should have checked with me first, dear."
A brief glance at her tidy, uncovered hair and her clean hand on the door made it obvious that heavy housecleaning was not her current preoccupation. Yet she did not appear afraid, as if she was being held hostage or something; she seemed merely determined. Still, I had to keep her at the door as long as I could while I searched for a clue to her odd behaviour.
Such was my intention; however, every question was met by a slight edging back into the house and an increment of closure of the door, until eventually it clicked shut before me. I heard the sound of the bolt being shot, and then Mrs Hudson"s firm footsteps, retreating towards the kitchen.
I stood, away from the house, frankly astonished. I couldn"t even peer in, as the sitting-room windows overlooking the kitchen had had their curtains tightly shut. I considered, and discarded, a full frontal a.s.sault, and decided that the only thing for it was stealth.
Mrs Hudson knew me well enough to expect it of me, of that I was fully aware, so I took care to stay away that evening, even ringing her from my own house several miles away to let her know that I was not outside the cottage, watching her curtains. She also knew that I had to take the Sunday night train in order to be at the Monday morning lectures, and would then begin to relax. Sunday night, therefore, was when I took up my position outside the kitchen window.
For a long time all I heard were busy kitchen sounds-a knife on a cutting board, a spoon sc.r.a.ping against the side of a pot, the clatter of a bowl going into the stone sink. Then without warning, at about nine o"clock Mrs Hudson spoke.
"h.e.l.lo there, dear. Have a good sleep?"
"I always feel I should say "good morning," but it"s nighttime," said a voice in response, and I was so startled I nearly knocked over a pot of herbs. The voice was that of a child, sleep-clogged but high-pitched: a child with a very faint German accent.
Enough of this, I thought. I was tempted to heave the herb pot through the window and just clamber in, but I was not sure of the condition of Mrs Hudson"s heart. Instead I went silently around the house, found the door barred to my key, and ended up retrieving the long ladder from the side of the garden shed and propping it up against Holmes" window. Of course the man would have jimmy-proof latches. Finally in frustration I used a rock, and fast as Mrs Hudson was in responding to the sound of breaking gla.s.s, I still met her at the foot of the stairs, and slipped past her by feinting to the left and ducking past her on the right.
The kitchen was bare.
However, the bolt was still shot, so the owner of the German voice was here somewhere. I ignored the furious Scots woman at my back and ran my eyes over the scene: the pots of food that she would not have cooked for herself alone, the table laid for three (one of the place settings with a diminutive fork and a china mug decorated with pigs wearing toppers and tails), and two new hairbrushes lying on a towel on the side of the sink.
"Tell them to come out," I said.
She sighed deeply. "You don"t know what you"re doing, Mary."
"Of course I don"t. How can I know anything if you keep me in the dark?"
"Oh, very well. I should have known you"d keep on until you found out. I was going to move them, but-" She paused, and raised her voice. "Sarah, Louis, come out here."
They came, not, as I had expected, from the pantry, but crawling out of the tiny cupboard in the corner. When they were standing in the room, eyeing me warily, Mrs Hudson made the introductions.
"Sarah and Louis Oberdorfer, Miss Mary Russell. Don"t worry, she"s a friend. A very nosy friend." She sniffed, and turned to take another place setting from the sideboard and lay it out-at the far end of the table from the three places already there.
"The Oberdorfers," I said. "How on earth did they get here? Did Holmes bring them? Don"t you know that the police in two countries are looking for them?"
Twelve-year-old Sarah glowered at me. Her seven-year-old brother edged behind her fearfully. Mrs Hudson set the kettle down forcefully on the hob.
"Of course I do. And no, Mr Holmes is not aware that they are here."
"But he"s actually working on the case. How could you-"
She cut me off. Chin raised, grey hair quivering, she turned on me with a porridge spoon in her hand. "Now don"t you go accusing me of being a traitor, Mary Russell, not until you know what I know."
We faced off across the kitchen table, the stout, aging Scots housekeeper and the lanky Oxford undergraduate, until I realized simultaneously that whatever she was cooking smelled superb, and that perhaps I ought indeed to know what she knew. A truce was called, and we sat down at the table to break bread together.
It took a long time for the various threads of the story to trickle out, narrated by Mrs Hudson (telling how, in Holmes" absence, she could nap in the afternoons so as to sit up night after night until the door had finally been opened by the thief) and by Sarah Oberdorfer (who coolly recited how she had schemed and prepared, with map and warm clothes and enough money to get them started, and only seemed troubled at the telling of how she had been forced to take to a life of crime), with the occasional contribution by young Louis (who thought the whole thing a great lark, from the adventure of hiding among the baggage in the train from London to the thrill of wandering the Downs, unsupervised, in the moonlight). It took longer still for the entire thing to become clear in my mind. Until midnight, in fact, when the two children, who had from the beginning been sleeping days and active at night to help prevent discovery, were stretched out on the carpet in front of the fire in the next room, colouring pictures.
"Just to make sure I have this all straight," I said to Mrs Hudson, feeling rather tired, "let me go over it again. First, they say they were not kidnapped, they fled under their own power, from their uncle James Oberdorfer, because they believed he was trying to kill them in order to inherit his late brother"s, their father"s, property."
"You can see Sarah believes it."
I sighed. "Oh yes, I admit she does. n.o.body would run away from a comfortable house, hide in a baggage car, and live in a cave for three weeks on stolen food if she didn"t believe it. And yes, I admit that there seems to have been a very odd series of accidents." Mrs Hudson"s own investigative machinery, though not as smooth as that of her employer, was both robust and labyrinthine: she had found through the servant sister of another landlady who had a friend who-and so forth.
There was a great deal of money involved, with factories not only here and in France, but also in Germany, where the war seemed on the verge of coming to its b.l.o.o.d.y end. These were two very wealthy orphans, with no family left but one uncle. An uncle who, according to below-the-stairs rumour collected by Mrs Hudson"s network of informants, exhibited a smarmy, shallow affection to his charges. I put my head into my hands.
It all rested on Sarah. A different child I might have dismissed as being p.r.o.ne to imaginative stories, but those steady brown eyes of hers, daring me to disbelieve-I could see why Mrs Hudson, by no means an easy mark for a sad story, had taken them under her wing.
"And you say the footman witnessed the near-drowning?" I said without looking up.
"If he hadn"t happened upon them they"d have been lost, he said. And the maid who ate some of the special pudding their uncle brought them was indeed very ill."
"But there"s no proof."
"No." She wasn"t making this any easier for me. We both knew that Holmes, with his att.i.tudes towards children, and particularly girl children, would hand these two back to their uncle. Oh, he would issue the man a stern warning that he, Holmes, would in the future take a close personal interest in the safety of the Oberdorfer heirs, but after all, accidents were unpredictable things, particularly if Oberdorfer chose to return to the chaos of war-ravaged Germany. If he decided the inheritance was worth the risk, and took care that no proof was available..No proof here either, one way or the other, and this was one case I could not not discuss with Holmes. discuss with Holmes.
"And you were planning on sending them to your cousin in Wiltshire?"
"It"s a nice healthy farm near a good school, and who would question two more children orphaned by zeppelin bombs?"
"But only until Sarah is sixteen?"
"Three years and a bit. She"d be a young lady then-not legally of course, but lawyers would listen to her."
I was only eighteen myself, and could well believe that authorities who would dismiss a twelve-year-old"s wild accusations would p.r.i.c.k their ears at a self-contained sixteen-year-old. Why, even Holmes.."All right, Mrs Hudson, you win. I"ll help you get them to Wiltshire."
I was not there when Holmes returned a week later, drained and irritable at his failure to enlighten Scotland Yard. Mrs Hudson said nothing, just served him his dinner and his newspapers and went about her business. She said nothing then, and she said nothing later that evening when Holmes, who had carried his collection of papers to the basket chair in front of the fire and prepared to settle in, leapt wildly to his feet, bent over to dig among the cushions for a moment, then turned in accusation to his housekeeper with the gnawed stub of a coloured pencil in his outstretched palm.
She never did say anything, not even three years later when the young heir and his older sister (her hair piled carefully on top of her head, wearing a grown woman"s hat and a dress a bit too old for her slim young frame) miraculously materialized in a solicitor"s office in London, creating a stir in three countries. However, several times over the years, whenever Holmes was making some particularly irksome demand on her patience, I saw this most long-suffering of landladies take a deep breath, focus on something far away, and nod briefly, before going on her placid way with a tiny, satisfied smile on her face.
The Singular Habits of Wasps
by Geoffrey A. Landis
Geoffrey A. Landis is the author of the books Mars Crossing Mars Crossing and and Impact Parameter and Other Quantum Realities Impact Parameter and Other Quantum Realities. He is also the author of more than eighty short stories, which have appeared in venues such as a.n.a.log a.n.a.log, Asimov"s Asimov"s, and The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, and has been reprinted frequently in best-of-the-year volumes. He is the winner of the Nebula, Hugo (twice), and Locus awards for his fiction, and a Rhysling Award for SF poetry. In addition to his science fiction writing, Landis works for the NASA John Glenn Research Center, where he was part of the Mars Pathfinder rover team and the Mars Exploration Rover science team.
The character Sherlock Holmes was largely based on Dr. Joseph Bell, with whom Conan Doyle studied at medical school. Bell was renowned for making diagnoses on the basis of simple observation, and also for drawing seemingly inexplicable deductions about a patient-for example, that he had been walking earlier in a particular area of the city-based on minute details, such as the color of clay on the person"s shoes. Bell was instrumental in the development of forensic science, and local law enforcement often consulted with him to help them crack tough cases, including the case of Jack the Ripper. Bell sent police a sealed envelope containing the name of the individual he believed to be responsible, and after that the murders stopped. Jack the Ripper was the world"s first celebrity serial killer. He preyed on prost.i.tutes in the Whitechapel district of London and is perhaps still the most famous of all such killers, despite having slain only a handful of victims. His fame can most likely be attributed to his evocative sobriquet and to the enduring mystery surrounding his ident.i.ty and motive. Our next story presents a chilling and unexpected explanation for the Ripper"s grisly crimes.
Of the many adventures in which I have partic.i.p.ated with my friend Mr. Sherlock Holmes, none has been more singularly horrifying than the case of the Whitechapel killings, nor ever had I previously had cause to doubt the sanity of my friend. I need but close my eyes to see again the horror of that night; the awful sight of my friend, his arms red to the elbow, his knife still dripping gore, and to recall in every detail the gruesome horrors that followed.
The tale of this adventure is far too awful to allow any hint of the true course of the affair to be known. Although I dare never let this account be read by others, I have often noticed, in chronicling the adventures of my friend, that in the process of putting pen to paper a great relief occurs. A catharsis, as we call it in the medical profession. And so I hope that by putting upon paper the events of those weeks, I may ease my soul from its dread fascination with the horrid events of that night. I will write this and then secret the account away with orders that it be burned upon my death.
Genius is, as I have often remarked, closely akin to madness, so closely that at times it is hard to distinguish the one from the other, and the greatest geniuses are also often quite insane. I had for a long time known that my friend was subject to sporadic fits of blackest depression, from which he could become aroused in an instant into bursts of manic energy, in a manner not unlike the cyclic mood-swings of a madman. But the limits to his sanity I never probed.