In the meantime my fingers had scratched about on the riband in the vain hope of inferring from the gilt and raised letters on the silk their form and perhaps the significance of the legend. My efforts were, however, without success. Hence I continued outraged: "In order to speak first of the conception of the grave as dark, I should like to ask any intelligent and expert corpse: "Why is the grave necessarily dark?" Should not we who are dead rather demand of an age that has made such enormous progress in illumination, which has not only invented gas and electric lighting and complied with the regulations for the illumination of streets, but has at a slight cost succeeded in giving to every corner of the world the very light of day--may we not demand of such an age that it put an end to the old-fashioned darkness of the grave? It would seem as if the most elementary piety would constrain the living to this improvement. But when did the living ever feel any piety? We must enforce from them the necessaries of a worthy existence in death. Gentlemen, I close with the last, or, I had better say, the first words of our great Goethe whose genius with characteristic power of divination foresaw the unworthy condition of the inner grave and the necessities of a truly n.o.ble and liberal minded corpse. For what else could be the meaning of that saying which I herewith inscribe upon our banner: "Light, more light!" That must henceforth be our device and our battlecry."
This time, too, silence was my only answer. Whence I inferred that in the grave there is neither striving nor crying out. Nevertheless I continued to amuse myself and made many a speech against the management of the cemetery, against the insufficiency of the method of flat pressure upon the dead now in use, and similar outrages. In the meantime the storm above had raged and the rain lashed its fill and a peaceful silence descended upon all things.
Only from time to time did I hear a short, dull uniform thunder, which I could not account for until it occurred to me that it was produced by the footsteps of pa.s.sers-by, the noise of which was thus echoed and multiplied in the earth.
And then suddenly I heard the sound of human voices.
The sound came vertically down to my head.
People seemed to be standing at my grave.
"Much I care about you," I said, and was about to continue to reflect on my epoch-making invention which is to be called: _Helminothanatos_,"
that is to say, "Death by Worms" and which, so soon as it is completed is to be registered in the patent office as number 156,763. But my desire to know what was thought of me after my death left me no rest.
Hence I did not hesitate long to press my ear to the inner roof of the coffin in order that the sound might better reach me thus.
Now I recognised the voices at once.
They belonged to two men to whom I had always been united by bonds of the tenderest sympathy and whom I was proud to call my friends. They had always a.s.sured me of the high value which they set upon me and that their blame--with which they had often driven me to secret despair--proceeded wholly from helpful and unselfish love.
"Poor devil," one of them said, in a tone of such humiliating compa.s.sion that I was ashamed of myself in the very grave.
"He had to bite the dust pretty early," the other sighed. "But it was better so both for him and for myself. I could not have held him above water much longer." ...
From sheer astonishment I knocked my head so hard against the side of the coffin that a b.u.mp remained.
"When did you ever hold me above water?" I wanted to cry out but I considered that they could not hear me.
Then the first one spoke again.
"I often found it hard enough to aid him with my counsel without wounding his vanity. For we know how vain he was and how taken with himself."
"And yet he achieved little enough," the other answered. "He ran after women and sought the society of inferior persons for the sake of their flattery. It always astonished me anew when he managed to produce something of approximately solid worth. For neither his character nor his intelligence gave promise of it."
"In your wonderful charity you are capable of finding something excellent even in his work," the other replied. "But let us be frank: The only thing he sometimes succeeded in doing was to flatter the crude instincts of the mob. True earnestness or conviction he never possessed."
"I never claimed either for him," the first eagerly broke in. "Only I didn"t want to deny the poor fellow that bit of piety which is demanded. _De mortuis_----"
And both voices withdraw into the distance.
"O you grave-robbers!" I cried and shook my fist after them. "Now I know what your friendship was worth. Now it is clear to me how you humiliated me upon all my ways, and how when I came to you in hours of depression you administered a kick in order that you might increase in stature at my expense! Oh, if I could only."...
I ceased laughing.
"What silly wishes, old boy!" I admonished myself. "Even if you could master your friends; your enemies would drive you into the grave a thousand times over."
And I determined to devote my whole thought henceforth to the epoch-making invention of my impregnating fluid called "_Helminothanatos"_ or "Death by Worms."
But new voices roused me from my meditation.
I listened.
"That"s where what"s his name is buried," said one.
"Quite right," said the other. "I gave him many a good hit while he was among us--more than I care to think about to-day. But he was an able fellow. His worst enemy couldn"t deny that."
I started and shuddered.
I knew well who he was: my bitterest opponent who tortured me so long with open lashes and hidden stabs that I almost ended by thinking I deserved nothing else.
And he had a good word to say for me--_he?_
His voice went on. "To-day that he is out of our way we may as well confess that we always liked him a great deal. He took life and work seriously and never used an indecent weapon against us. And if the tactics of war had not forced us to represent his excellences as faults, we might have learned a good deal from him."
"It"s a great pity," said the other. "If, before everything was at sixes and sevens, he could have been persuaded to adopt our views, we could perhaps have had the pleasure of receiving him into our fighting lines."
"With open arms," was the answer. And then in solemn tone:
"Peace be to his ashes."
The other echoed: "Peace ..."
And then they went on....
I hid my face in my hands. My breast seemed to expand and gently, very gently something began to beat in it which had rested in silent numbness since I lay down here.
"So that is the nature of the world"s judgment," I said to myself. "I should have known that before. With head proudly erect I would have gone my way, uninfluenced by the glitter of false affection as by the blindness of wildly aiming hatred. I would have shaken praise and blame from me with the same joyous laugh and sought the norm of achievement in myself alone. Oh, if only I could live once more! If only there were a way out of these accursed six boards!"
In impotent rage I pounded the coffin top with my fist and only succeeded in running a splinter into my finger.
And then there came over me once more, even though it came hesitatingly and against my will, a delightful consciousness of that eternal peace into which I had entered.
"Would it be worth the trouble after all," I said to myself, "to return to the fray once more, even if I were a thousand times certain of victory? What is this victory worth? Even if I succeed in being the first to mount some height untrod hitherto by any human foot, yet the next generation will climb on my shoulders and hurl me down into the abysm of oblivion. There I could lie, lonely and helpless, until the six boards are needed again to help me to my happiness. And so let me be content and wait until that thing in my breast which has began to beat so impudently, has become quiet once more."
I stretched myself out, folded my hands, and determined to hold no more incendiary speeches and thus counteract the trade of the worms, but rather to doze quietly into the All.
Thus I lay again for a s.p.a.ce.
Then arose somewhere a strange musical sound, which penetrated my dreamy state but partially at first before it awakened me wholly from my slumber.
What was that? A signal of the last day?
"It"s all the same to me," I said and stretched myself. "Whether it"s heaven or h.e.l.l--it will be a new experience."
But the sound that had awakened me had nothing in common with the metallic blare of trumpets which religious guides have taught us to expect.
Gentle and insinuating, now like the tones of flutes played by children, now like the sobbing of a girl"s voice, now like the caressing sweetness with which a mother speaks to her little child--so infinitely manifold but always full of sweet and yearning magic--alien and yet dear and familiar--such was the music that came to my ear.
"Where have I heard that before?" I asked myself, listening.