"I should have thought," said Blake, "that an indecently dishonest clergyman would have suited him better under those circ.u.mstances."
"May-be he"ll want that, too, and I"ve no doubt you can recommend one.
But at present he wants a lawyer; and, as I have none of my own, I think Forrest would serve his turn."
"I"ve always found Mr Forrest ready to do anything in the way of his profession--for money."
"No, but--he"d draw up a deed, wouldn"t he, Blake? It"s a sort of a marriage settlement."
"Oh, he"s quite at home at that work! He drew up five, for my five sisters, and thereby ruined my father"s property, and my prospects."
"Well, he"d see me to-morrow, wouldn"t he?" said Lord Ballindine.
"Of course he would. But mind, we"re to be off early. We ought to be at the Curragh, by three."
"I suppose I could see him at ten?" said his lordship.
It was then settled that Blake should write a line to the lawyer, informing him that Lord Ballindine wished to see him, at his office, at ten o"clock the next morning; it was also agreed that Martin should meet him there at that hour; and Kelly took his leave, much relieved on the subject nearest his heart.
"Well, Frank," said Blake, as soon as the door was closed, "and have you got the money you wanted?"
"Indeed I"ve not, then."
"And why not? If your protege is going to elope with an heiress, he ought to have money at command."
"And so he will, and it"ll be a great temptation to me to know where I can get it so easily. But he was telling me all about this woman before I thought of my own concerns--and I didn"t like to be talking to him of what I wanted myself, when he"d been asking a favour of me. It would be too much like looking for payment."
"There, you"re wrong; fair barter is the truest and honestest system, all the world over.--"Ca me, ca thee," as the Scotch call it, is the best system to go by. I never do, or ask, _a favour_; that is, for whatever I do, I expect a return; and for whatever I get, I intend to make one."
"I"ll get the money from Guinness. After all, that"ll be the best, and as you say, the cheapest."
"There you"re right. His business is to lend money, and he"ll lend it you as long as you"ve means to repay it; and I"m sure no Connaught man will do more--that is, if I know them."
"I suppose he will, but heaven only knows how long that"ll be!" and the young lord threw himself back on the sofa, as if he thought a little meditation would do him good. However, very little seemed to do for him, for he soon roused himself, and said, "I wonder how the devil, Dot, you do without borrowing? My income"s larger than yours, bad as it is; I"ve only three horses in training, and you"ve, I suppose, above a dozen; and, take the year through, I don"t entertain half the fellows at Kelly"s Court that you do at Handicap Lodge; and yet, I never hear of your borrowing money."
"There"s many reasons for that. In the first place, I haven"t an estate; in the second, I haven"t a mother; in the third, I haven"t a pack of hounds; in the fourth, I haven"t a t.i.tle; and, in the fifth, no one would lend me money, if I asked it."
"As for the estate, it"s devilish little I spend on it; as for my mother, she has her own jointure; as for the hounds, they eat my own potatoes; and as for the t.i.tle, I don"t support it. But I haven"t your luck, Dot. You"d never want for money, though the mint broke."
"Very likely I mayn"t when it does; but I"m likely to be poor enough till that happy accident occurs. But, as far as luck goes, you"ve had more than me; you won nearly as much, in stakes, as I did, last autumn, and your stable expenses weren"t much above a quarter what mine were.
But, the truth is, I manage better; I know where my money goes to, and you don"t; I work hard, and you don"t; I spend my money on what"s necessary to my style of living, you spend yours on what"s not necessary. What the deuce have the fellows in Mayo and Roscommon done for you, that you should mount two or three rascals, twice a-week, to show them sport, when you"re not there yourself two months in the season? I suppose you don"t keep the horses and men for nothing, if you do the dogs; and I much doubt whether they"re not the dearest part of the bargain."
"Of course they cost something; but it"s the only thing I can do for the country; and there were always hounds at Kelly"s Court till my grandfather got the property, and they looked upon him as no better than an old woman, because he gave them up. Besides, I suppose I shall be living at Kelly"s Court soon, altogether, and I could never get on then without hounds. It"s bad enough, as it is."
"I haven"t a doubt in the world it"s bad enough. I know what Castleblakeney is. But I doubt your living there. I"ve no doubt you"ll try; that is, if you _do_ marry Miss Wyndham; but she"ll be sick of it in three months, and you in six, and you"ll go and live at Paris, Florence, or Naples, and there"ll be another end of the O"Kellys, for thirty or forty years, as far as Ireland"s concerned. You"ll never do for a poor country lord; you"re not sufficiently proud, or stingy.
You"d do very well as a country gentleman, and you"d make a decent n.o.bleman with such a fortune as Lord Cashel"s. But your game, if you lived on your own property, would be a very difficult one, and one for which you"ve neither tact nor temper."
"Well, I hope I"ll never live out of Ireland. Though I mayn"t have tact to make one thousand go as far as five, I"ve sense enough to see that a poor absentee landlord is a great curse to his country; and that"s what I hope I never shall be."
"My dear Lord Ballindine; all poor men are curses, to themselves or some one else."
"A poor absentee"s the worst of all. He leaves nothing behind, and can leave nothing. He wants all he has for himself; and, if he doesn"t give his neighbours the profit which must arise somewhere, from his own consumption, he can give nothing. A rich man can afford to leave three or four thousand a year behind him, in the way of wages for labour."
"My gracious, Frank! You should put all that in a pamphlet, and not inflict it on a poor devil waiting for his dinner. At present, give your profit to Morrison, and come and consume some mock-turtle; and I"ll tell you what Sheil"s going to do for us all."
Lord Ballindine did as he was bid, and left the room to prepare for dinner. By the time that he had eaten his soup, and drank a gla.s.s of wine, he had got rid of the fit of blue devils which the thoughts of his poverty had brought on, and he spent the rest of the evening comfortably enough, listening to his friend"s comical version of Sh.e.l.l"s speech; receiving instruction from that great master of the art as to the manner in which he should treat his Derby colt, and being flattered into the belief that he would be a prominent favourite for that great race.
When they had finished their wine, they sauntered into the Kildare Street Club.
Blake was soon busy with his little betting-book, and Lord Ballindine followed his example. Brien Boru was, before long, in great demand.
Blake took fifty to one, and then talked the horse up till he ended by giving twenty-five. He was soon ranked the first of the Irish lot; and the success of the Hibernians had made them very sanguine of late. Lord Ballindine found himself the centre of a little sporting circle, as being the man with the crack nag of the day. He was talked of, courted, and appealed to; and, I regret to say, that before he left the club he was again nearly forgetting Kelly"s Court and Miss Wyndham, had altogether got rid of his patriotic notions as to the propriety of living on his own estate, had determined forthwith to send Brien Boru over to Scott"s English stables; and then, went to bed, and dreamed that he was a winner of the Derby, and was preparing for the glories of Newmarket with five or six thousand pounds in his pocket.
Martin Kelly dined with his brother at Jude"s, and spent his evening equally unreasonably; at least, it may be supposed so from the fact that at one o"clock in the morning he was to be seen standing on one of the tables at Burton Bindon"s oyster-house, with a pewter pot, full of porter, in his hand, and insisting that every one in the room should drink the health of Anty Lynch, whom, on that occasion, he swore to be the prettiest and the youngest girl in Connaught.
It was lucky he was so intoxicated, that no one could understand him; and that his hearers were so drunk that they could understand nothing; as, otherwise, the publicity of his admiration might have had the effect of preventing the accomplishment of his design.
He managed, however, to meet his patron the next morning at the lawyer"s, though his eyes were very red, and his cheeks pale; and, after being there for some half hour, left the office, with the a.s.surance that, whenever he and the lady might please to call there, they should find a deed prepared for their signature, which would adjust the property in the manner required.
That afternoon Lord Ballindine left Dublin, with his friend, to make instant arrangements for the exportation of Brien Boru; and, at two o"clock the next day, Martin left, by the boat, for Ballinaslie, having evinced his patriotism by paying a year"s subscription in advance to the "Nation" newspaper, and with his mind fully made up to bring Anty away to Dublin with as little delay as possible.
IV. THE DUNMORE INN
Anty Lynch was not the prettiest, or the youngest girl in Connaught; nor would Martin have affirmed her to be so, unless he had been very much inebriated indeed. However young she might have been once, she was never pretty; but, in all Ireland, there was not a more single-hearted, simple-minded young woman. I do not use the word simple as foolish; for, though uneducated, she was not foolish. But she was unaffected, honest, humble, and true, entertaining a very lowly idea of her own value, and unelated by her newly acquired wealth.
She had been so little thought of all her life by others, that she had never learned to think much of herself; she had had but few acquaintances, and no friends, and had spent her life, hitherto, so quietly and silently, that her apparent apathy was attributable rather to want of subjects of excitement, than to any sluggishness of disposition. Her mother had died early; and, since then, the only case in which Anty had been called on to exercise her own judgment, was in refusing to comply with her father"s wish that she should become a nun. On this subject, though often pressed, she had remained positive, always pleading that she felt no call to the sacred duties which would be required, and innocently a.s.suring her father, that, if allowed to remain at home, she would cause him no trouble, and but little expense.
So she had remained at home, and had inured herself to bear without grumbling, or thinking that she had cause for grumbling, the petulance of her father, and the more cruel harshness and ill-humour of her brother. In all the family schemes of aggrandis.e.m.e.nt she had been set aside, and Barry had been intended by the father as the scion on whom all the family honours were to fall. His education had been expensive, his allowance liberal, and his whims permitted; while Anty was never better dressed than a decent English servant, and had been taught nothing save the lessons she had learnt from her mother, who died when she was but thirteen.
Mrs Lynch had died before the commencement of Sim"s palmy days. They had seen no company in her time,--for they were then only rising people; and, since that, the great friends to whom Sim, in his wealth, had attached himself, and with whom alone he intended that Barry should a.s.sociate, were all of the masculine gender. He gave bachelor dinner-parties to hard-drinking young men, for whom Anty was well contented to cook; and when they--as they often, from the effect of their potations, were perforce obliged to do--stayed the night at Dunmore House, Anty never showed herself in the breakfast parlour, but boiled the eggs, made the tea, and took her own breakfast in the kitchen.
It was not wonderful, therefore, that no one proposed for Anty; and, though all who knew the Lynches, knew that Sim had a daughter, it was very generally given out that she was not so wise as her neighbours; and the father and brother took no pains to deny the rumour. The inhabitants of the village knew better; the Lynches were very generally disliked, and the shameful way "Miss Anty was trated," was often discussed in the little shops; and many of the townspeople were ready to aver that, "simple or no, Anty Lynch was the best of the breed, out-and-out."
Matters stood thus at Dunmore, when the quarrel before alluded to, occurred, and when Sim made his will, dividing his property and died before destroying it, as he doubtless would have done, when his pa.s.sion was over.
Great was the surprise of every one concerned, and of many who were not at all concerned, when it was ascertained that Anty Lynch was an heiress, and that she was now possessed of four hundred pounds a-year in her own right; but the pa.s.sion of her brother, it would be impossible to describe. He soon, however, found that it was too literally true, and that no direct means were at hand, by which he could deprive his sister of her patrimony. The lawyer, when he informed Anty of her fortune and present station, made her understand that she had an equal right with her brother in everything in the house; and though, at first, she tacitly acquiesced in his management, she was not at all simple enough to be ignorant of the rights of possession, or weak enough to relinquish them.
Barry soon made up his mind that, as she had and must have the property, all he could now do was to take care that it should revert to him as her heir; and the measure of most importance in effecting this, would be to take care that she did not marry. In his first pa.s.sion, after his father"s death, he had been rough and cruel to her; but he soon changed his conduct, and endeavoured to flatter her into docility at one moment, and to frighten her into obedience in the next.
He soon received another blow which was also a severe one. Moylan, the old man who proposed the match to Martin, called on him, and showed him that Anty had appointed him her agent, and had executed the necessary legal doc.u.ments for the purpose. Upon this subject he argued for a long time with his sister,--pointing out to her that the old man would surely rob her--offering to act as her agent himself--recommending others as more honest and fitting--and, lastly, telling her that she was an obstinate fool, who would soon be robbed of every penny she had, and that she would die in a workhouse at last.
But Anty, though she dreaded her brother, was firm. Wonderful as it may appear, she even loved him. She begged him not to quarrel with her,--promised to do everything to oblige him, and answered his wrath with gentleness; but it was of no avail. Barry knew that her agent was a plotter--that he would plot against his influence--though he little guessed then what would be the first step Moylan would take, or how likely it would be, if really acted on, to lead to his sister"s comfort and happiness. After this, Barry pa.s.sed two months of great misery and vexation. He could not make up his mind what to do, or what final steps to take, either about the property, his sister, or himself. At first, he thought of frightening Moylan and his sister, by pretending that he would prove Anty to be of weak mind, and not fit to manage her own affairs, and that he would indict the old man for conspiracy; but he felt that Moylan was not a man to be frightened by such bugbears. Then, he made up his mind to turn all he had into money, to leave his sister to the dogs, or any one who might choose to rob her, and go and live abroad. Then he thought, if his sister should die, what a pity it would be, he should lose it all, and how he should blame himself, if she were to die soon after having married some low adventurer; and he reflected; how probable such a thing would be--how likely that such a man would soon get rid of her; and then his mind began to dwell on her death, and to wish for it. He found himself constantly thinking of it, and ruminating on it, and determining that it was the only event which could set him right. His own debts would swallow up half his present property; and how could he bring himself to live on the pitiful remainder, when that stupid idiot, as he called her to himself, had three times more than she could possibly want? Morning after morning, he walked about the small grounds round the house, with his hat over his eyes, and his hands tossing about the money in his pockets, thinking of this,--cursing his father, and longing--almost praying for his sister"s death. Then he would have his horse, and flog the poor beast along the roads without going anywhere, or having any object in view, but always turning the same thing over and over in his mind.
And, after dinner, he would sit, by the hour, over the fire, drinking, longing for his sister"s money, and calculating the probabilities of his ever possessing it. He began to imagine all the circ.u.mstances which might lead to her death; he thought of all the ways in which persons situated as she was, might, and often did, die. He reflected, without knowing that he was doing so, on the probability of robbers breaking into the house, if she were left alone in it, and of their murdering her; he thought of silly women setting their own clothes on fire--of their falling out of window--drowning themselves--of their perishing in a hundred possible but improbable ways. It was after he had been drinking a while, that these ideas became most vivid before his eyes, and seemed like golden dreams, the accomplishment of which he could hardly wish for. And, at last, as the fumes of the spirit gave him courage, other and more horrible images would rise to his imagination, and the drops of sweat would stand on his brow as he would invent schemes by which, were he so inclined, he could accelerate, without detection, the event for which he so ardently longed. With such thoughts would he turn into bed; and though in the morning he would try to dispel the ideas in which he had indulged overnight, they still left their impression on his mind;--they added bitterness to his hatred--and made him look on himself as a man injured by his father and sister, and think that he owed it to himself to redress his injuries by some extraordinary means.
It was whilst Barry Lynch was giving way to such thoughts as these, and vainly endeavouring to make up his mind as to what he would do, that Martin made his offer to Anty. To tell the truth, it was Martin"s sister Meg who had made the first overture; and, as Anty had not rejected it with any great disdain, but had rather shown a disposition to talk about it as a thing just possible, Martin had repeated it in person, and had reiterated it, till Anty had at last taught herself to look upon it as a likely and desirable circ.u.mstance. Martin had behaved openly and honourably with regard to the money part of the business; telling his contemplated bride that it was, of course, her fortune which had first induced him to think of her; but adding, that he would also value her and love her for herself, if she would allow him. He described to her the sort of settlement he should propose, and ended by recommending an early day for the wedding.