"Put that under your belt," I invited, pouring him a half tumbler of McGrue"s best, "and pull yourself together."
He smelled it.
"It"s only whiskey," he observed, mournfully. "That won"t help much."
"You don"t know this stuff," I encouraged.
He took off the half tumbler without a blink, shook his head, and poured himself another. In spite of his scepticism I thought his nervousness became less marked.
"Now," said I, "if you don"t mind, why do you descend on a peaceful community and stir it all up because of the derelictions of an absent c.o.o.n? And why do you set such store by your travelling bag? And why do you weep in the face of high heaven and outraged manhood? And why do you want to find Hooper"s ranch? And why are you and your vaudeville make up?"
But he proved singularly embarra.s.sed and nervous and uncommunicative, darting his glance here and there about him, twisting his hands, never by any chance meeting my eye. I leaned back and surveyed him in considerable disgust.
"Look here, brother," I pointed out to him. "You don"t seem to realize.
A man like you can"t get away with himself in this country except behind footlights--and there ain"t any footlights. All I got to do is to throw open yonder door and withdraw my beneficent protection and you will be set upon by a pack of ravening wolves with their own ideas of humour, among whom I especially mention one Windy Bill. I"m about the only thing that looks like a friend you"ve got."
He caught at the last sentence only.
"You my friend?" he said, breathlessly, "then tell me: is there a doctor around here?"
"No," said I, looking at him closely, "not this side of Tucson. Are you sick?"
"Is there a drug store in town, then?"
"Nary drug store."
He jumped to his feet, knocking over his chair as he did so.
"My G.o.d!" he cried in uncontrollable excitement, "I"ve got to get my bag! How far is it to the next station where they"re going to put it off? Ain"t there some way of getting there? I got to get to my bag."
"It"s near to forty miles," I replied, leaning back.
"And there"s no drug store here? What kind of a b.u.m tank town is this, anyhow?"
"They keep a few patent medicines and such over at the Lone Star Emporium----" I started to tell him. I never had a chance to finish my sentence. He darted around the table, grabbed me by the arm, and urged me to my feet.
"Show me!" he panted.
We sailed through the bar room under full head of steam, leaving the gang staring after us open-mouthed. I could feel we were exciting considerable public interest. At the Lone Star Emporium the little freak looked wildly about him until his eyes fell on the bottle shelves. Then he rushed right in behind the counter and began to paw them over. I headed off Sol Levi, who was coming front making war medicine.
"_Loco_," says I to him. "If there"s any damage, I"ll settle."
It looked like there was going to be damage all right, the way he s.n.a.t.c.hed up one bottle after the other, read the labels, and thrust them one side. At last he uttered a crow of delight, just like a kid.
"How many you got of these?" he demanded, holding up a bottle of soothing syrup.
"You only take a tablespoon of that stuff----" began Sol.
"How many you got--how much are they?" interrupted the stranger.
"Six--three dollars a bottle," says Sol, boosting the price.
The little man peeled a twenty off a roll of bills and threw it down.
"Keep the other five bottles for me!" he cried in a shaky voice, and ran out, with me after him, forgetting his change and to shut the door behind us.
Back through McGrue"s bar we trailed like one of these moving-picture chases and into the back room.
"Well, here we are home again," said I.
The stranger grabbed a gla.s.s and filled it half full of soothing syrup.
"Here, you aren"t going to drink that!" I yelled at him. "Didn"t you hear Sol tell you the dose is a spoonful?"
But he didn"t pay me any attention. His hand was shaking so he could hardly connect with his own mouth, and he was panting as though he"d run a race.
"Well, no accounting for tastes," I said. "Where do you want me to ship your remains?"
He drank her down, shut his eyes a few minutes, and held still. He had quit his shaking, and he looked me square in the face.
"What"s it _to_ you?" he demanded. "Huh? Ain"t you never seen a guy hit the hop before?"
He stared at me so truculently that I was moved to righteous wrath; and I answered him back. I told him what I thought of him and his clothes and his conduct at quite some length. When I had finished he seemed to have gained a new att.i.tude of aggravating wise superiority.
"That"s all right, kid; that"s all right," he a.s.sured me; "keep your hair on. I ain"t such a bad scout; but you gotta get used to me. Give me my hop and I"m all right. Now about this Hooper; you say you know him?"
"None better," I rejoined. "But what"s that to you? That"s a fair question."
He bored me with his beady rat eyes for several seconds.
"Friend of yours?" he asked, briefly.
Something in the intonations of his voice induced me to frankness.
"I have good cause to think he"s trying to kill me," I replied.
He produced a pocketbook, fumbled in it for a moment, and laid before me a clipping. It was from the Want column of a newspaper, and read as follows:
A.A.B.--Will deal with you on your terms. H.H.
"A.A.B. that"s me--Artie Brower. And H.H.--that"s him--Henry Hooper," he explained. "And that lil" piece of paper means that"s he"s caved, come off, war"s over. Means I"m rich, that I can have my own ponies if I want to, "stead of touting somebody else"s old dogs. It means that I got old H.H.--Henry Hooper--where the hair is short, and he"s got to come my way!"
His eyes were glittering restlessly, and the pupils seemed to be unduly dilated. The whiskey and opium together--probably an unaccustomed combination--were too much for his ill-balanced control. Every indication of his face and his narrow eyes was for secrecy and craft; yet for the moment he was opening up to me, a stranger, like an oyster.
Even my inexperience could see that much, and I eagerly took advantage of my chance.
"You are a horseman, then?" I suggested.
"Me a horseman? Say, kid, you didn"t get my name. Brower--Artie Brower.