"I dispute that," he said at once. "It is only the bores who are ever bored."
"And I dispute that," she replied, without turning, "of necessity, in self-defence."
He leaned forward to catch the light upon her profile. "You are bored?"
She smiled faintly in the gloom. "That is why I have engaged the services of a jester."
"By Jove," he said, "I"m glad you pitched on me."
She made a slight movement of impatience. "Isn"t it rather futile to say that sort of thing?"
"Why?" he asked.
"Because you know quite well it was not a matter of choice."
"Rather a matter of _manque de mieux_?" he suggested coolly.
She turned from her contemplation of the crowd below. "I am not going to contradict you," she said, "I never foster _amour propre_ in a man. It is always a plant of hardy growth."
""Hardy" is not the word," he declared. "Say "rank," and you will be nearer the mark. I fully endorse your opinion. We are a race of conceited, egotistical jackanapeses, and we all think we are going to lick creation till a pretty woman comes along and makes us dance to her piping like a row of painted marionettes. But is the pretty woman any the happier, do you think, for tumbling us thus ruthlessly off our pedestals? I sometimes wonder if the sight of the sawdust doesn"t make her wish she hadn"t."
The drawl in his voice was very apparent as he uttered the last sentence.
His chin was propped upon his hands. He was obviously studying her with a deliberate criticism that observed and considered every detail.
But his scrutiny held without embarra.s.sing her. She met it with no conscious effort.
"I can"t bear cynicism," she told him frankly.
He shrugged his shoulders. "Cynics--real cynics--never can."
"But I am not a cynic."
"Are you sure of that?"
"Yes, quite sure."
"And yet you tell me that you never take the trouble to flatter the inferior male. That"s conflicting evidence, you know. Are you a man-hater, by the way?"
She shivered as if at a sudden draught. "I"m not prepared to answer that question off-hand." she said.
"Very prudent of you!" he commented. "Do you know I owe you an apology?"
"I shouldn"t have said so."
"No? Well, let me confess. I"m rather good at confessing. I didn"t believe you just now when you said you were twenty-five. Now I do. That single streak of prudence was proof absolute and convincing."
"I usually tell the truth," she said somewhat stiffly.
"Yes, it takes a genius to lie properly. I am not so good at it myself as I should like to be. But a woman of twenty-five ought not to look like a princess of eighteen--a tired princess moreover, who ought to have been sent to bed long ago."
Her laugh had in it a note of bitterness. "You certainly are not the sort of genius you aspire to be," she said, "any more than I am a princess of eighteen."
"But you will be a queen at thirty," he said. "Hullo! Here is someone coming! Don"t speak, and p"r"aps they won"t discover us. They can"t stay long."
He rose swiftly with the words and blocked the little spy-hole with his body. Certainly footsteps were approaching, but they ceased before they reached the alcove at the end of the pa.s.sage. There was another settee midway.
"Oh, this is quite comfortable," said a woman"s voice. "Here I am, Major Shirley! It"s dark, isn"t it, but rather a relief after the glare downstairs. What a crush it is! I am beginning to think the Hunt Ball rather a farce, for it is next to impossible to dance."
"People don"t know how to dance nowadays," grumbled Major Shirley in response. "I can"t stand these American antics. That young Nap Errol fairly sickens me."
"Oh, but he is a splendid dancer," protested his partner tolerantly.
"Oh course you say so," growled the Major. "All women like that horrid little whipper-snapper. I can"t see what in thunder they find to attract them. I call him a downright cad myself, and I"m inclined to think him a blackguard as well. He wouldn"t be tolerated if it weren"t for his dollars, and they all belong to his brother, I"m told."
"Ah! He is a charming man. Such a pity he is a cripple!"
"He would probably be as insufferable as Nap if he weren"t," rejoined the Major gloomily. "I can"t think what the County are coming to. They will accept anybody nowadays, it seems to me. I even met that little bounder at the Rifle Club the other day. Heaven knows how he got in. Dollars again, I suppose, confound his audacity!"
His partner made a slight movement of uneasiness. "I wonder where he is. I haven"t seen him for some time. I hope he isn"t anywhere within earshot."
"Not he! He is stowed away in some corner well out of the way with his latest conquest. He won"t turn up again this evening. He never does when once he goes to earth--the wily young fox."
"Who is his latest conquest, I wonder?" mused the woman. "I thought it was Mrs. Damer. But I have just seen her dancing with young Waring."
"Mrs. Damer! Why, that was the day before yesterday!" The Major laughed unpleasantly. ""Anyone for a change, but no one for long," is his motto.
The fellow is an infernal bounder through and through. He will get a sound hiding one of these days, and serve him jolly well right, say I!"
"My dear Major, how you hate him! Anyone would think he had tried to flirt with Violet."
"He"d better," growled the Major.
There came a slight sound from the darkness of the alcove, as though someone faintly chuckled.
"What"s that?" asked the woman"s voice nervously.
"Nothing--nothing!" said the Major testily. "Somebody laughing in the hall. I wonder where my wife is. I shall clear out soon. I"m tired of this show. Haven"t had a decent dance all the evening. Shouldn"t think you have either. They ought to build a Town Hall in this place, and do the thing properly."
"There is some talk of it, you know. Now that there is a millionaire in the neighbourhood it really might be done. The Carfaxes would help too, I am sure. Sir Giles is very open-handed."
"Drunken beast!" commented the Major. "A pretty spectacle he has been making of himself to-night. He is sitting in a corner of the refreshment-room now absolutely incapable. He reached the noisy stage very early in the evening. I am not sure that he even came sober."
"No! Isn"t it too pitiful for words? That young wife of his! I can"t think how she endures it. It must be positive martyrdom."
"Lady Carfax is a fool!" said the Major crossly. "I can"t stand these martyrs. If she leads a dog"s life it"s her own fault. She"s a fool to put up with it."
"Perhaps she can"t help herself," pleaded the woman.
"Stuff and nonsense! No woman need be the slave of a drunken sot like that. It"s a downright offence to me to be in the same room with the fellow. He always reeks of drink. And she has, or professes to have, a certain amount of refinement. Not much, I dare say. She was nothing but his bailiff"s daughter, you know, and people of that cla.s.s don"t generally suffer from an exaggerated sense of duty. She probably sticks to the man because she wants to keep in with the County. I don"t like the woman, never did. Her airs and graces always rub me up wrong way. Why couldn"t Sir Giles have married in his own set? He probably wouldn"t be so fond of the whiskey bottle now if he had."