Clatter-clatter-clatter from Arthur. I didn"t blame him for having hurt feelings that time.

Amy said in a discouraged tone: "Why can"t people be reasonable? The Major doesn"t like it when people aren"t reasonable."

I lowered the gun and cleared my throat. "He doesn"t?" I asked, cuing her. I wanted to hear more about this Major, who seemed to have the city pretty well under his thumb.

"No, he doesn"t." She shook her head sorrowfully. She said in an accusing voice: "You out-of-towners don"t know what it"s like to try to run a city the size of New York. There are fifteen thousand people here, do you know that? It isn"t one of your hick towns. And it"s worry, worry, worry all the time, trying to keep things going."

"I bet," I said sympathetically. "You"re, uh, pretty close to the Major?"

She said stiffly: "I"m not married to him, if that"s what you mean.

Though I"ve had my chances.... But you see how it is. Fifteen thousand people to run a place the size of New York! It"s forty men to operate the power station, and twenty-five on the PX, and thirty on the hotel here. And then there are the local groceries, and the Army, and the Coast Guard, and the Air Force--though, really, that"s only two men--and--Well, you get the picture."

"I certainly do. Look, what kind of a guy _is_ the Major?"

She shrugged. "A guy."

"I mean what does he like?"

"Women, mostly," she said, her expression clouded. "Come on now. What about it?"

I stalled. "What do you want Arthur for?"

She gave me a disgusted look. "What do you think? To relieve the manpower shortage, naturally. There"s more work than there are men.

Now if the Major could just get hold of a couple of prosthetics, like this thing here, why, he could put them in the big installations. This one used to be an engineer or something, Vern said."

"Well ... _like_ an engineer."

Amy shrugged. "So why couldn"t we connect him up with the power station? It"s been done. The Major knows that--he was in the Pentagon when they switched all the aircraft warning net over from computer to prosthetic control. So why couldn"t we do the same thing with our power station and release forty men for other a.s.signments? This thing could work day, night, Sundays--what"s the difference when you"re just a brain in a sardine can?"

Clatter-rattle-_bang_.

She looked startled. "Oh. I forgot he was listening."

"No deal," I said.

She said: "A hundred and fifty thousand?"

A hundred and fifty thousand dollars. I considered that for a while.

Arthur clattered warningly.

"Well," I temporized, "I"d have to be sure he was getting into good hands--"

The typewriter thrashed wildly. The sheet of paper fluttered out of the carriage. He"d used it up. Automatically I picked it up--it was covered with imprecations, self-pity and threats--and started to put a new one in.

"No," I said, bending over the typewriter, "I guess I couldn"t sell him. It just wouldn"t be right--"

That was my mistake; it was the wrong time for me to say that, because I had taken my eyes off her.

The room bent over and clouted me.

I half turned, not more than a fraction conscious, and I saw this Amy girl, behind me, with the shoe still in her hand, raised to give me another blackjacking on the skull.

The shoe came down, and it must have weighed more than it looked, and even the fractional bit of consciousness went crashing away.

III

I have to tell you about Vern Engdahl. We were all from the _Sea Sprite_, of course--me and Vern and even Arthur. The thing about Vern is that he was the lowest-ranking one of us all--only an electricians"

mate third, I mean when anybody paid any attention to things like that--and yet he was pretty much doing the thinking for the rest of us. Coming to New York was his idea--he told us that was the only place we could get what we wanted.

Well, as long as we were carrying Arthur along with us, we pretty much needed Vern, because he was the one who knew how to keep the lash-up going. You"ve got no idea what kind of pumps and plumbing go into a prosthetic tank until you"ve seen one opened up. And, naturally, Arthur didn"t want any breakdowns without somebody around to fix things up.

The _Sea Sprite_, maybe you know, was one of the old liquid-sodium-reactor subs--too slow for combat duty, but as big as a barn, so they made it a hospital ship. We were cruising deep when the missiles. .h.i.t, and, of course, when we came up, there wasn"t much for a hospital ship to do. I mean there isn"t any sense fooling around with anybody who"s taken a good deep breath of fallout.

So we went back to Newport News to see what had happened. And we found out what had happened. And there wasn"t anything much to do except pay off the crew and let them go. But us three stuck together. Why not? It wasn"t as if we had any families to go back to any more.

Vern just loved all this stuff--he"d been an Eagle Scout; maybe that had something to do with it--and he showed us how to boil drinking water and forage in the woods and all like that, because n.o.body in his right mind wanted to go near any kind of a town, until the cold weather set in, anyway. And it was always Vern, Vern, telling us what to do, ironing out our troubles.

It worked out, except that there was this one thing. Vern had bright ideas. But he didn"t always tell us what they were.

So I wasn"t so very surprised when I came to. I mean there I was, tied up, with this girl Amy standing over me, holding the gun like a club.

Evidently she"d found out that there weren"t any cartridges. And in a couple of minutes there was a knock on the door, and she yelled, "Come in," and in came Vern. And the man who was with him had to be somebody important, because there were eight or ten other men crowding in close behind.

I didn"t need to look at the oak leaves on his shoulders to realize that here was the chief, the fellow who ran this town, the Major.

It was just the kind of thing Vern _would_ do.

Vern said, with the look on his face that made strange officers wonder why this poor persecuted man had been forced to spend so much time in the brig: "Now, Major, I"m sure we can straighten all this out. Would you mind leaving me alone with my friend here for a moment?"

The Major teetered on his heels, thinking. He was a tall, youngish-bald type, with a long, worried, horselike face. He said: "Ah, do you think we should?"

"I guarantee there"ll be no trouble, Major," Vern promised.

The Major pulled at his little mustache. "Very well," he said. "Amy, you come along."

"We"ll be right here, Major," Vern said rea.s.suringly, escorting him to the door.

"You bet you will," said the Major, and t.i.ttered. "Ah, bring that gun along with you, Amy. And be sure this man knows that we have bullets."

They closed the door. Arthur had been cowering in his suitcase, but now his eyestalk peeped out and the rattling and clattering from that typewriter sounded like the Battle of the Bulge.

I demanded: "Come on, Vern. What"s this all about?"

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