Anyway, I _thought_ we were.
Still, things worked out pretty well--especially between Amy and me.
Engdahl had the theory that she had been dodging the Major so long that _anybody_ looked good to her, which was hardly flattering. But she and I were getting along right well.
She said worriedly: "The only thing, Sam, is that, frankly, the Major has just about made up his mind that he wants to marry me--"
"He _is_ married!" I yelped.
"Naturally he"s married. He"s married to--so far--one hundred and nine women. He"s been hitting off a marriage a month for a good many years now and, to tell you the truth, I think he"s got the habit Anyway, he"s got his eye on me."
I demanded jealously: "Has he said anything?"
She picked a sheet of onionskin paper out of her bag and handed it to me. It was marked _Top Secret_, and it really was, because it hadn"t gone through his regular office--I knew that because I was his regular office. It was only two lines of text and sloppily typed at that:
Lt. Amy Bankhead will report to HQ at 1700 hours 1 July to carry out orders of the Commanding Officer.
The first of July was only a week away. I handed the orders back to her.
"And the orders of the Commanding Officer will be--" I wanted to know.
She nodded. "You guessed it."
I said: "We"ll have to work fast."
On the thirtieth of June, we invited the Major to come aboard his palatial new yacht.
"Ah, thank you," he said gratefully. "A surprise? For my birthday? Ah, you loyal members of my command make up for all that I"ve lost--all of it!" He nearly wept.
I said: "Sir, the pleasure is all ours," and backed out of his presence. What"s more, I meant every word.
It was a select party of slightly over a hundred. All of the wives were there, barring twenty or thirty who were in disfavor--still, that left over eighty. The Major brought half a dozen of his favorite officers. His bodyguard and our crew added up to a total of thirty men.
We were set up to feed a hundred and fifty, and to provide liquor for twice that many, so it looked like a nice friendly brawl. I mean we had our radio operator handing out highb.a.l.l.s as the guests stepped on board. The Major was touched and delighted; it was exactly the kind of party he liked.
He came up the gangplank with his face one great beaming smile. "Eat!
Drink!" he cried. "Ah, and be merry!" He stretched out his hands to Amy, standing by behind the radio op. "For tomorrow we wed," he added, and sentimentally kissed his proposed bride.
I cleared my throat. "How about inspecting the ship, Major?" I interrupted.
"Plenty of time for that, my boy," he said. "Plenty of time for that."
But he let go of Amy and looked around him. Well, it was worth looking at. Those Englishmen really knew how to build a luxury liner. G.o.d rest them.
The girls began roaming around.
It was a hot day and late afternoon, and the girls began discarding jackets and boleros, and that began to annoy the Major.
"Ah, cover up there!" he ordered one of his wives. "You too there, what"s-your-name. Put that blouse back on!"
It gave him something to think about. He was a very jealous man, Amy had said, and when you stop to think about it, a jealous man with a hundred and nine wives to be jealous of really has a job. Anyway, he was busy watching his wives and keeping his military cabinet and his bodyguard busy too, and that made him too busy to notice when I tipped the high sign to Vern and took off.
VI
In Consolidated Edison"s big power plant, the guard was friendly. "I hear the Major"s over on your boat, pal. Big doings. Got a lot of the girls there, hey?"
He bent, sn.i.g.g.e.ring, to look at my pa.s.s.
"That"s right, pal," I said, and slugged him.
Arthur screamed at me with a shrill blast of steam as I came in. But only once. I wasn"t there for conversation. I began ripping apart his comfy little home of steel braces and copper wires, and it didn"t take much more than a minute before I had him free. And that was very fortunate because, although I had tied up the guard, I hadn"t done it very well, and it was just about the time I had Arthur"s steel case tucked under my arm that I heard a yelling and bellowing from down the stairs.
The guard had got free.
"Keep calm, Arthur!" I ordered sharply. "We"ll get out of this, don"t you worry!"
But he wasn"t worried, or anyway didn"t show it, since he couldn"t. I was the one who was worried. I was up on the second floor of the plant, in the control center, with only one stairway going down that I knew about, and that one thoroughly guarded by a man with a grudge against me. Me, I had Arthur, and no weapon, and I hadn"t a doubt in the world that there were other guards around and that my friend would have them after me before long.
Problem. I took a deep breath and swallowed and considered jumping out the window. But it wasn"t far enough to the ground.
Feet pounded up the stairs, more than two of them. With Arthur dragging me down on one side, I hurried, fast as I could, along the steel galleries that surrounded the biggest boiler. It was a nice choice of alternatives--if I stayed quiet, they would find me; if I ran, they would hear me, and then find me.
But ahead there was--what? Something. A flight of stairs, it looked like, going out and, yes, _up_. Up? But I was already on the second floor.
"Hey, you!" somebody bellowed from behind me.
I didn"t stop to consider. I ran. It wasn"t steps, not exactly; it was a chain of coal scoops on a long derrick arm, a moving bucket arrangement for unloading fuel from barges. It did go up, though, and more important it went _out_. The bucket arm was stretched across the clogged roadway below to a loading tower that hung over the water.
If I could get there, I might be able to get down. If I could get down--yes, I could see it; there were three or four mahogany motor launches tied to the foot of the tower.
And n.o.body around.
I looked over my shoulder, and didn"t like what I saw, and scuttled up that chain of enormous buckets like a roach on a washboard, one hand for me and one hand for Arthur.
Thank heaven, I had a good lead on my pursuers--I needed it. I was on the bucket chain while they were still almost a city block behind me, along the galleries. I was halfway across the roadway, afraid to look down, before they reached the b.u.t.t end of the chain.
Clash-clatter. _Clank!_ The bucket under me jerked and clattered and nearly threw me into the street. One of those jokers had turned on the conveyor! It was a good trick, all right, but not quite in time. I made a flying jump and I was on the tower.
I didn"t stop to thumb my nose at them, but I thought of it.
I was down those steel steps, breathing like a spouting whale, in a minute flat, and jumping out across the concrete, coal-smeared yard toward the moored launches. Quickly enough, I guess, but with nothing at all to spare, because although I hadn"t seen anyone there, there was a guard.