"You get for"ard," said the other sharply; "get for"ard, and don"t let me have any more of your lip."
"I want to see the captain of this ship," cried the doctor; "go and fetch him at once."
[Ill.u.s.tration: He saw another tatterdemalion coming toward him.]
The second officer gazed at him, limp with astonishment, and then turned to the steersman, as though unable to believe his ears. The steersman pointed in front of him, and the other gave a cry of surprise and rage as he saw another tatterdemalion coming with uncertain steps toward him.
"Carson," said the new arrival, feebly; and coming closer to his friend, clung to him miserably.
"I"m just having it out with "em, Thomson," said the doctor, energetically. "My friend here is a solicitor. Tell him what "ll happen if they don"t take us back, Harry."
"You seem to be unaware, my good fellow," said the solicitor, covering a large hole in the leg of his trousers with his hand, "of the very dangerous situation in which you have placed yourselves. We have no desire to be harsh with you-"
"Not at all," acquiesced the doctor, nodding at the second officer.
"At the same time," continued Mr. Thomson-"at the-" He let go his friend"s arm and staggered away; the doctor gazed after him sympathetically.
"His digestion is not all it should be," he said to the second officer, confidentially.
"If you don"t get for"ard in two twos," said that gentleman, explosively, "I"ll knock your heads off."
The doctor gazed at him in haughty disdain, and taking the limp Thomson by the arm, led him slowly away.
"How did we get here?" asked Mr. Harry Thomson, feebly.
The doctor shook his head.
"How did we get these disgusting clothes on?" continued his friend.
The doctor shook his head again. "The last thing I can remember, Harry,"
he said, slowly, "was imploring you not to drink any more."
"I didn"t hear you," said the solicitor, crustily; "your speech was very indistinct last night."
"Seemed so to you, I dare say," said the other.
Mr. Thomson shook his arm off, and clinging to the mainmast, leaned his cheek against it and closed his eyes. He opened them again at the sound of voices, and drew himself up as he saw the second officer coming along with a stern-visaged man of about fifty.
"Are you the master of this vessel?" inquired the doctor, stepping to his friend"s side.
"What the blazes has that got to do with you?" demanded the skipper.
"Look here, my lads; don"t you play any of your little games on me, because they won"t do. You"re both of you as drunk as owls."
"Defamation of character," said the solicitor, feebly, to his friend.
"Allow me," said the doctor, with his best manner, "to inquire what all this means. I am Dr. Frank Carson, of Melbourne; this gentleman is my friend Mr. Thomson, of the same place, solicitor."
"What?" roared the skipper, the veins in his forehead standing out.
"Doctor! Solicitor! Why, you d.a.m.ned rascals, you shipped with me as cook and A. B."
"There"s some mistake," said the doctor. "I"m afraid I shall have to ask you to take us back. I hope you haven"t come far."
"Take those scarecrows away," cried the skipper, hoa.r.s.ely; "take them away before I do them a mischief. I"ll have the law of somebody for shipping two useless lubbers as seamen. Look to me like pickpockets."
"You shall answer for this," said Carson, foaming; "we"re professional men, and we"re not going to be abused by a bargee."
"Let him talk," said Mr. Thomson, hurriedly drawing his friend away from the irate skipper. "Let him talk."
"I"ll put you both in quod when we get to Hong-kong," said the skipper.
"Meantime, no work, no food; d"ye hear? Start and cook the breakfast, Mr. Doctor; and you. Mr. Lawyer, turn to and ask the boy to teach you an A. B"s duties."
He walked back to the cabin; and the new cook was slowly pushed toward the galley by the second officer, the new A. B., under the same gentle guidance, being conducted back to the forecastle.
Fortunately for the new seamen the weather continued fine, but the heat of the galley was declared by the new cook to be insupportable. From the other hands they learned that they had been shipped with several others by a resourceful boarding-house master. The other hands, being men of plain speech, also said that they were brought aboard in a state of beastly and enviable intoxication, and chaffed crudely when the doctor attributed their apparent state of intoxication to drugs.
[Ill.u.s.tration: "You say you"re a doctor?"]
"You say you"re a doctor?" said the oldest seaman.
"I am," said Carson, fiercely.
"Wot sort of a doctor are you, if you don"t know when your licker"s been played with, then?" asked the old man, as a grin pa.s.sed slowly from mouth to mouth.
"I suppose it is because I drink so seldom," said the doctor, loftily.
"I hardly know the taste of liquor myself, while as for my friend Mr.
Thomson, you might almost call him a teetotaler.
"Next door to one," said the solicitor, who was sewing a patch on his trousers, as he looked up approvingly.
"You might call "im a sailor, if you liked," said another seaman, "but that wouldn"t make him one. All I can say is I never "ad enough time or money to get in the state you was both in when you come aboard."
If the forecastle was incredulous, the cabin was worse. The officers at first took but little notice of them, but feeling their torn and tattered appearance was against them, they put on so many airs and graces to counteract this that flesh and blood could not endure it quietly. The cook would allude to his friend as Mr. Thomson, while the A. B. would persist in referring, with a most affected utterance, to Dr.
Carson.
"Cook!" bawled the skipper one day when they were about a week out.
Dr. Carson, who was peeling potatoes, stepped slowly out of the galley and went toward him.
"You say "Sir," when you"re spoken to," said the skipper, fiercely.
The doctor sneered.
"My - if you sneer at me, I"ll knock your head off!" said the other, with a wicked look.
"When you get back to Melbourne," said the doctor, quietly, "you"ll hear more of this."
"You"re a couple of pickpockets aping the gentleman," said the skipper, and he turned to the mate. "Mr. Mackenzie, what do these two ragam.u.f.fins look like?"