"It gives you some reprieve, at any rate," said I.
"Reprieve?" said Jack. "I don"t think it"s the sort of letter that a girl should write to a man who told her that he was going to blow his brains out on her doorstep. It doesn"t seem to be altogether the right sort of thing under the circ.u.mstances."
"Why, confound it, man, isn"t this the very letter that you wanted to get? You didn"t really want to run away with her? You said so yourself."
"Oh, that"s all right; but a fellow likes to be appreciated."
"So, after all, you wanted her to elope with you?"
"Well, not that, exactly. At the same time, I didn"t want a point-blank refusal."
"You ought to be glad she showed so much sense. It"s all the better for you. It is an additional help to you in your difficulties."
"I don"t see how it helps me," said Jack, in a kind of growl. "I don"t see why she refused to run off with a fellow."
Now such was the perversity of Jack that he actually felt ill-natured about this letter, although it was the very thing that he knew was best for him. He was certainly relieved from one of his many difficulties, but at the same time he was vexed and mortified at this rejection of his proposal. And he dwelt upon his disappointment until at length he brought himself to believe that "Number Three"s" letter was something like a personal slight, if not an insult.
He dropped in again toward evening.
"Macrorie," said he, "there"s one place where I always find sympathy.
What do you say, old fellow, to going this evening to--
CHAPTER X.
"BERTON"S?--BEST PLACE IN THE TOWN.--GIRLS ALWAYS GLAD TO SEE A FELLOW.--PLENTY OF CHAT, AND LOTS OF FUN.--NO END OF LARKS, YOU KNOW, AND ALL THAT SORT OF THING."
In order to get rid of my vexation, mortification, humiliation, and general aggravation, I allowed Jack to persuade me to go that evening to Colonel Berton"s. Not that it needed much persuasion. On the contrary, it was a favorite resort of mine. Both of us were greatly addicted to dropping in upon that hospitable and fascinating household.
The girls were among the most lively and genial good fellows that girls could ever be. Old Berton had retired from the army with enough fortune of his own to live in good style, and his girls had it all their own way. They were essentially of the military order. They had all been brought up, so to speak, in the army, and their world did not extend beyond it. There were three of them--Laura, the eldest, beautiful, intelligent, and accomplished, with a strong leaning toward Ritualism; Juna, innocent, childish, and kitten-like; and Louie, the universal favorite, absurd, whimsical, fantastic, a desperate tease, and as pretty and graceful as it is possible for any girl to be. An aunt did the maternal for them, kept house, chaperoned, duennaed, and generally overlooked them. The colonel himself was a fine specimen of the _vieux militaire_. He loved to talk of the life which he had left behind, and fight his battles over again, and all his thoughts were in the army.
But the girls were, of course, the one attraction in his hospitable house. The best of it was, they were all so accustomed to homage, that even the most desperate attentions left them heart-whole, in maiden mediation, fancy free. No danger of overflown sentiment with them. No danger of blighted affections or broken hearts. No nonsense there, my boy. All fair, and pleasant, and open, and above-board, you know.
Clear, honest eyes, that looked frankly into yours; fresh, youthful faces; lithe, elastic figures; merry laughs; sweet smiles; soft, kindly voices, and all that sort of thing. In short, three as kind, gentle, honest, sound, pure, and healthy hearts as ever beat.
The very atmosphere of this delightful house was soothing, and the presence of these congenial spirits brought a balm to each of us, which healed our wounded hearts. In five minutes Jack was far away out of sight of all his troubles--and in five minutes more I had forgotten all about my late adventure, and the sorrows that had resulted from it.
After a time, Jack gravitated toward Louie, leaving me with Laura, talking mediaevalism. Louie was evidently taking Jack to task, and very energetically too. Fragments of their conversation reached my ears from time to time. She had heard something about Mrs. Finnimore, but what it was, and whether she believed it or not, could not be perceived from what she said. Jack fought her off skilfully, and, at last, she made an attack from another quarter. "Oh, Captain Randolph," said she, "what a delightful addition we"re going to have to our Quebec society!"
"Ah!" said Jack, "what is that?"
"How very innocent! Just as if you are not the one who is most concerned."
"I?"
"Of course. You. Next to me."
"I don"t understand."
"Come, now, Captain Randolph, how very ridiculous to pretend to be so ignorant!"
"Ignorant?" said Jack; "ignorant is not the word. I am in Egyptian darkness, I a.s.sure you."
"Egyptian darkness--Egyptian nonsense! Will it help you any if I tell you her name?"
"Her name! Whose name? What "her"?"
Louie laughed long and merrily.
"Well," said she, at length, "for pure, perfect, utter, childlike innocence, commend me to Captain Randolph! And now, sir," she resumed, "will you answer me one question?"
"Certainly--or one hundred thousand."
"Well, what do you think of Miss Phillips?"
"I think she is a very delightful person," said Jack fluently--"the most delightful I have ever met with, present company excepted."
"That is to be understood, of course; but what do you think of her coming to live here?"
"Coming to live here!"
"Yes, coming to live here," repeated Louie, playfully imitating the tone of evident consternation with which Jack spoke.
"What? Miss Phillips?"
"Yes, Miss Phillips."
"Here?"
"Certainly."
"Not here in Quebec?"
"Yes, here in Quebec--but I _must_ say that you have missed your calling in life. Why do you not go to New York and make your fortune as an actor? You must take part in our private theatricals the next time we have any."
"I a.s.sure you," said Jack, "I never was so astonished in my life."
"How well you counterfeit!" said Louie; "never mind. Allow me to congratulate you. We"ll overlook the little piece of acting, and regard rather the delightful fact. Joined once more--ne"er to part--hand to hand--heart to heart--memories sweet--ne"er to fade--all my own-- fairest maid! And then your delicious remembrances of Sissiboo."
"Sissiboo?" gasped Jack.
"Sissiboo," repeated Louie, with admirable gravity. "_Her_ birth-place, and hence a sacred spot. She used to be called "the maid of Sissiboo".
But, in choosing a place to live in, let me warn you against Sissiboo.
Take some other place. You"ve been all over New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. Take Pet.i.tcodiac, or Washe Aemoak, or Shubenacadie, or Memramcook, or Rechebucto, or Chiputnecticook, or the Kennebecasis Valley. At the same time, I have my preferences for Piserinco, or Quaco."
At all this, Jack seemed for a time completely overwhelmed, and sat listening to Louie with a sort of imbecile smile. Her allusion to Miss Phillips evidently troubled him, and, as to her coming to Quebec, he did not know what to say. Louie twitted him for some time longer, but at length he got her away into a corner, where he began a conversation in a low but very earnest tone, which, however, was sufficiently audible to make his remarks understood by all in the room.
And what was he saying?