Here, Moe looked away and was silent for some moments. It was the stillness of his face in the green silence of the room that suggested to Melrose emotional upheaval.
Finally, the old man-who seemed to have grown visibly older in that silence-asked, "So what did she tell you?"
Melrose gave him as exacting an account as he could. Here was a case where the smallest of details could be important.
But Moe Bletchley looked at him as if Melrose were a news anchor, reporting yet another fatality. "That"s what she told you?"
Melrose frowned. "Yes."
Again, that guttural uh.
Somehow, the sound was more disturbing-dismissive, perhaps-than words. Melrose took out his cigarette case once again and pa.s.sed it to Bletchley, whose own cigarette had burnt down to ash in his fingers. Moe looked finally from the length of ash into Melrose"s eyes as if Melrose had worked some trick. Absently, he took another cigarette from the case but didn"t put it in his mouth. He said, "That detective fellow?"
"Commander Macalvie. He would have been a DCI then, probably."
"Uh-huh. Sharp guy. He didn"t believe her, you know. About the strangers in the wood and the pond. Neither did I."
Neither, thought Melrose, do I.
Moe Bletchley put the cigarette in his mouth then and took the lighter Melrose still had in hand. The lighter clicked open and snapped shut. "Why are we talking about this? Oh, yes. It apparently is the reason you came. Still, I ask why? Why are you so confounded interested?"
Sitting forward, Melrose said, "Who in G.o.d"s name wouldn"t be, Mr. Bletchley? It"s one h.e.l.l of a story. It"s dreadful. But there"s another reason: there"s been a murder-"
"Over in Lamorna Cove. I know. News gets to me quick, son." He kept clicking the Zippo"s case. "I know just about everything goes on in this place."
"Then-"
Moe looked back through narrowed eyes. "No, I don"t know the victim. A woman with a t.i.tle, they said. So I can"t help out. What I meant was, I know the people in Bletchley pretty well. Been living here for fifteen years. I"m an American, you know. I made a fortune over there with Chick"nKing; then I came over here and made another fortune. People love fast food. With good fast food-well, I figure you"re doing everybody a favor."
"That"s very interesting, but I don"t see the relevance."
"I"m just making a point to you: I"m not stupid."
Raising his eyebrows, Melrose said, "I don"t doubt it for a minute. Did I give you the impression I thought you were?"
Moe looked off toward the elderly pensioners still bent over their chess pieces. "No. But it"s generally the way the world views us." He nodded toward the old men. "Dithery, forgetful, besides not being good for anything in the world."
"Mr. Bletchley, I doubt very much anyone in his right mind could look at you that way."
Moe answered, "Oh, not here, maybe."
"Not anywhere." Melrose felt the old man had strong opinions about what had happened that he wasn"t sharing. "You don"t get on with your daughter-in-law, do you?"
Moe raised his arm, hand clasped on the arm of the wicker chair as if he meant to lever himself out of it. But he didn"t. After a moment, he asked, "You married? No, I don"t suppose so, or you"d be down here with the wife and kid. Not many men have the b.a.l.l.s to go off on junkets by themselves."
"No, I"m not married."
"You"re probably fortunate, then."
"I take it you don"t think your son is."
He lowered his hand and picked up his cigarette, another gone to ash. "No, he isn"t."
Melrose said nothing; he would certainly not tell Moe Bletchley that he found Karen Bletchley charming. But had he, completely? There was that one instance when he felt the silence no longer companionable but hadn"t known why the atmosphere had changed.
"You liked her, I"m sure."
Melrose nodded.
"People do."
Melrose considered. Speaking more to himself than his companion, he said, "Why is she here?"
"Good question." Moe shrugged, turned evasive. "Oh, well, only Chick"nKing gets my unqualified endors.e.m.e.nt."
Melrose smiled. "I"ll have to try it."
"None around here, I mean close by. Wanted to put one in Mousehole, but the city fathers said no. It"s a cute little place; I can see why they wouldn"t want a fast-food emporium in it. Thing is, people forget the huge revenues the chain generates and also the people it employs. They only think how it"s an eyesore. I think it"s pretty sporty myself. Chicken"s sure friendly-looking enough. Anyway. There"s one just outside of Truro, that"s the closest. I have them make a delivery once a week. People here really look forward to it."
"I can imagine." Melrose thought for a moment. "If you know the villagers, you know Chris Wells."
He nodded. "I do. Johnny-that"s her nephew-has to make the pastry deliveries because Chris has disappeared. So what"s happened? Why all these shenanigans? Why all this misery suddenly?" As he inhaled on his cigarette, he gave Melrose a suspicious look, as if this new arrival might be responsible.
Melrose got up to leave. But then he sat back down. "Mr. Bletchley-"
"Call me Moe, sonny."
Melrose smiled. He loved that "sonny." "You"ll think me rude, and you don"t have to answer the question, but-who gets this vast fortune of yours?"
Moe"s expression changed, back to that particular look of misery he"d worn earlier. "That"s okay, I don"t mind answering. Who gets it now is Danny, my son. And of course a lot of bequests to charities and so forth."
"You said now."
"That"s right. I had to rewrite my will, of course. Who got it before was the kids."
"The kids?"
"The kids."
29.
It was Marshall Trueblood h.e.l.lo!-ing him awake before it was Diane. Having reached blindly for the telephone, Melrose quickly convinced himself that this whole episode was part of his dream and the receiver was being pressed against his ear by invisible hands. He continued to lie in bed, eyes closed, feeling no responsibility at all for his end of this telephone conversation.
"-me that! You"re doing it all wrong, Diane! Give-"
The dream figures appeared to be Diane Demorney and Marshall Trueblood, having some argument over-what? He rolled over and the receiver rolled with him, still held by faerie hands.
"-my hat! Come back with-"
Diane was clear as could be in his dream, wearing those black Raybans and that hat with its floppy brim so big you could see nothing but her mouth and chin.
"When you give me the phone! Then you-"
Screech!
Melrose turned back again. Good lord, that nearly woke him up.
"Melrose! Melrose!" yelled Diane. "We know you"re there, you said h.e.l.lo."
"h.e.l.lo," he said. He heard himself snore, little ladders of breath sucked in, breathed out, snuffles like a pig rooting.
"Listen old sweat, you"ve really got to get back here! Vivian"s-what? Stop it! Stop!"
Here was the smooth-as-gla.s.s voice of Diane, as if she hadn"t just let out a screech a moment ago. "Melrose. He"s here! He"s-give that back!" Tussle, rustle.
"Me, again, old bean. Look we don"t want to-"
"Lord Ardry!"
Melrose jolted in his bed. What voice from the past was this? What d.a.m.ned fool dream person? Scroggs, that was who!
"No, she don"t look too good, sir, that"s my-"
Who don"t? Again the pig snuffle-snuffle breath catching at the back of his mouth.
"Good? Would you look good if someone were drinking your blood?"
Trueblood"s voice. Melrose"s dream self frowned mightily. He didn"t like the sound of that, no. His dream self walked away.
A clatter, raised voices in the distance, the telephone receiver audibly wrenched from someone"s grasp, Trueblood"s voice gaining eminence. "It"s Giopinno, old sweat. Count Dracula. He"s here. He"s finally come. We"re all wearing our wooden crosses and garlic!"
Snuffle snuffle, root root.
30.
Melrose turned another page of the Telegraph, looking for the next installment of the neighborly feud over a parrot. It had really escalated while he was away.
Having arrived in Bletchley as safely and soundly as the Great Western Railway could manage; having deposited her luggage (steamer trunks, train cases, hatboxes, and the detritus from the t.i.tanic), and having hooked up with her new friend, Esther Laburnum, Agatha now sat in the Woodbine over tea, asking Melrose if he was, finally, tired of this "absurd foyer" he had made into Cornwall and that arctic-cold, barnlike Seabourne place.
She helped herself to a heart-shaped meringue.
"What about your own "foyer" into Cornwall? This county is surpa.s.sed only by Armagh in its lack of reverence for Queen and Country. Armagh, incidentally, is where Jury has made his "foyer," and I wish he"d come back."
"What are you doing?" Agatha"s eyes were slits.
"Doing? Helping myself to one of these delicious meringues, that"s what. It"s not the last on the cake plate, not to worry."
"You know what I mean. You"re mocking me, G.o.d knows why!" She was marmalading a scone with Chivers Rough Cut.
"G.o.d knows why is correct. I certainly don"t."
Her eyes were slits. "Anyway, as I said, all Long Piddleton thinks you"re dotty, coming to Cornwall to live in a big empty house, and you should go back."
"It"s really nice to hear I"m missed." He knew she"d stomp all over that.
"Missed? I didn"t say they missed you, only that you"re being extremely irresponsible and foolish. Diane thinks"-and here she pulled a page of newspaper from a carryall dotted with mangy-looking cats-"you"re putting yourself in danger. Here." She thrust it toward him.
"Quoting Diane, are we? Is this the same Diane you called moon head?" Melrose looked at the horoscope column, broadly outlined for him (in case he"d gone blind in Cornwall), and his own birth sign, Capricorn, also outlined and bearing only half a star before it. Diane wrote (if you could call it writing) the horoscope column for the Sidbury paper and of late had been apportioning certain numbers of stars, one through five, to each sign for that particular day. Five stars meant you could walk on water; four, a super day; and so on down the list. To get only half a star signified doom, the absolute worst day imaginable (except of course for the person who didn"t get even a half, but there were none of those, not even Melrose. Yet.).
BE CAREFUL!!! THE JOURNEY YOU HAVE EMBARKED UPON IS.
FRAUGHT WITH DANGER. HAVING ALREADY CARRIED OUT.
ONE ABSURD PLAN, YOU ARE IN DANGER OF UNDERTAKING.
ANOTHER WHICH MIGHT SPELL THE END!.
"So you see," said Agatha.
"See what? You"ve always made fun of Diane"s horoscopes, so why point to this as though it vied with the Book of Revelation?"