"Perhaps he was a mite harsh, but there is another side of it. There were only three of us left of the Friends" society to go to the old meeting-house on First Day so that it might not be said that after one hundred years we had allowed the society of the fathers to perish in our town. Thee may have noted that my father and I still use the plain language, keeping up the ways of the founders. My father sat at the head of the meeting, my Uncle Joachim was next to him on the facing seat. I am the only worshiper. I am not fitted to be a minister. My father, when Joachim died, had no one with whom to exchange the hand-shake at the end of the meeting."
"And now he"s losing his congregation?"
"Yes, my friend, and so my father blames me for going, just as he blamed Uncle Joachim for dying. He has the meeting much at heart."
"What will he do for a crowd after you go away?"
"He will continue to sit at the head of the meeting, sir."
There was silence between them for some time. The blacksmith clanked on his way st.u.r.dily.
"He will still sit at the head of the meeting! Only a little fire is left there, sir, but he will not allow it to go out as long as he is alive to blow the bellows of devotion."
"Look here, Brother Chick," demanded Farr. "I don"t want to be prying or impertinent, but what"s your idea?"
"I"m not ashamed of anything I"m going to do. Even though it is a very strange plan, as the world would look at it, I"m not ashamed of it. A very few words will tell you: I"m going out among men and spread the gospel of mercy and forbearance, teach the lessons of peace, urge men to forgive instead of fight--showing them that courts of law are more often the devil"s playground than the abode of real justice. I have worked hard, I have read many books, I have stored information in my mind, I have laid up money enough. You behold my armor--I have wrought at it patiently for a long time."
"Expect to have "em throw things at you?"
But the blacksmith, replying, gave no sign that he resented this brusque humor.
"It is well known that it is hard to attract the attention of the world from its own affairs. For instance, if I had stood in the yard to-day, dressed as a plain man, thee would have pa.s.sed on thy way--providing father had been chopping up kindling-wood instead of a coffin. If I had stopped thee and started to explain my views thee would have paid little attention to me. Isn"t that so?"
"It"s so."
"Well, then, thee have my theory and know my plan and have noted how it has worked," said Mr. Chick.
"I don"t want to discourage you in a good thing, but how long do you think a policeman would let you stand on a street corner?"
"I shall find places where I can deliver my message without offending."
"There"s another point--a rather delicate point to consider, Brother Chick. There are plenty of persons who are a bit dull when they are examining a man"s motives, but who think they are almighty smart in detecting a man"s mental failings; when somebody does anything they wouldn"t do they say he"s crazy."
The blacksmith turned his serene face and smiled at Farr.
"I appeal to thy good judgment, sir. Would thee, after talking with me, even if I do wear iron outside my wool garments, send me to an asylum?"
"No," acknowledged Farr, "I don"t believe I would send you to an asylum."
"Thank thee! I believe thee can speak quite generally for the average man."
"But the armor scheme--it"s a little risky, Friend Chick."
"But it has been the trade-mark of unselfishness ever since the days of the Crusaders," declared Mr. Chick. "Why shouldn"t its significance be revived in these modern times? At any rate," he added, with Yankee shrewdness, "it"s necessary to give the world quite a jump these days before it will stop, look, and listen."
"Some advertising concern will make you an offer that will pull you into camp your second day out, if you"re not careful. You"ve certainly got a good idea of the business."
"I am sincere. I am not trifling. I have pondered on this for a long time. I shall be misjudged--but I shall not be afraid!"
III
KNIGHT-ERRANTRY TESTED
The two marched on, side by side, and Walker Farr, piecing in his mind, from the sc.r.a.ps he had heard, the entire history of the Chick family, indulged the whim of Jared and forgot for a moment the grotesque figure presented by his companion.
"No, I am not afraid!" repeated the new apostle of world harmony.
But it became promptly apparent that Mr. Chick could not communicate his intrepidity to other creatures.
Around the bend of the road came a sleepy horse, stubbing his hoofs into the dust, dragging a wagon in which rode a farmer and his wife.
The horse became wide awake at sight of Mr. Chick.
With head up, eyes goggling, nostrils dilating, and mane erect, the animal stopped short on straddled legs. Then he snorted, whirled, took the wagon around in a circle on two wheels in spite of the farmer"s endeavors, and made off in the opposite direction, the driver pulling hard on the reins, hands above his head, elbows akimbo.
"It occurs to me, Friend Chick," said his companion, after the outfit had disappeared, "that in planning this pilgrimage of yours you have failed to take everything into account. If that farmer-man and his wife pile into the ditch and break their necks, then all your general mediating in other quarters will hardly make up for the damage you have caused right here."
"The world is full of problems," sighed the man in armor. "There seems to be a hitch to about everything!"
After a few moments the farmer came pelting into sight on foot.
"What in the name of bald-headed Nicodemus do you call yourself, and what are you trying to do?" he shouted. "It"s only by luck and chance and because the webbin"s held that me and my wife ain"t laying stiff and stark in the ditch."
"I am sorry," said friend Chick with dignity.
"Get a hoss used to bicycles, flying-machines, red whizzers and blue devils, and then along comes something else that ain"t laid down in the back of the Old Farmer"s Almanick! You there, the one that ain"t crazy, what"s this thing you"re teaming round?" the farmer demanded, addressing Farr.
"In this case I am not my brother"s keeper," stated the young man.
"Well, where is his keeper, then? He needs one." He walked around Chick and rudely rapped his whip-b.u.t.t on the breastplate. "If I wasn"t afraid of spraining a toe I"d boot you from here to hackenny, you old two-legged cook-stove!"
"If there has been damage done, I"ll pay for it."
"There isn"t any damage and I"m not looking for anybody"s money. But there _will_ be damage unless you get out of this highway. If you"re in sight when I drive my hoss past here again I"ll lick you, even if I have to use blasting-powder and a can-opener to get you out of that suit."
Jared Chick went apart into the bushes and Farr accompanied him.
"This is a rather vulgar and discouraging adventure for high ideals to run into so soon," averred the younger man.
"I am not discouraged."
"I"m afraid you"ll be even more greatly misunderstood."
"I don"t expect silly old horses to understand me. My appeal is to men."