Jinks, with a savage look at O"Brallaghan, was about to return to his work, when a letter, protruding from the pocket of the coat which Verty had just taken off, attracted his attention, and he pounced upon it without hesitation.
Jinks had recognized the handwriting of Miss Sallianna in the address, and in an instant determined to use no ceremony.
He tore it open, and read, with savage scowls and horrible contortions of the visage, that which follows. Unfortunate Jinks--reading private letters is a hazardous proceeding: and this was what the hero read:
"BOWER OF NATURE, AT THE MATIN HOUR.
"CHARMING, AND, ALAS!
TOO DANGEROUS YOUNG MAN:
"Since seeing thee, on yester eve, my feelings have greatly changed in intensity, and I fluctuate beneath an emotion of oblivious delight.
Alas! we young, weak women, try in vain to obstruct the gurgling of the bosom; for I perceive that even I am not proof against the arrows of the G.o.d Diana. My heart has thrilled, my dearest friend, ever since you departed, yester eve, with a devious and intrinsic sensation of voluminous delight. The feelings cannot be concealed, but must be impressed in words; or, as the great Milton says, in his Bucoliks, the o"er-fraught heart would break! Love, my dear Mr. Verty, is contiguous--you cannot be near the beloved object without catching the contagion, and to this fact I distribute that flame which now flickers with intense conflagration in my bosom. Why, cruel member of the other s.e.x! did you evade the privacy of our innocent and nocturnal retreat, turning the salubrious and maiden emotions of my bosom into agonizing delight and repressible tribulation! Could you not practice upon others the wiles of your intrinsic charms, and spare the weak Sallianna, whose only desire was to contemplate the beauties of nature in her calm retreat, where a small property sufficed for all her mundane necessities? Alas! but yester morn I was cheerful and invigorating--with a large criterion of animal spirits, and a bosom which had never sighed responsible to the flattering vows of beaux.
But now!--ask me not how I feel, in thinking of _the person_ who has touched my indurate heart. Need I say that the individual in question has only to demand that heart, to have it detailed to him in all its infantile simplicity and diurnal self-reliance? Do not--do not--diffuse it!
"I have, during the whole period of my mundane pre-existence, always been troubled with beaux and admirers. I have, in vain, endeavored to escape from their fascinating diplomas, but they have followed me, and continued to prosecute me with their adorous intentions. None of them could ever touch my fanciful disposition, which has exalted an intrinsic and lofty beau--idle to itself. I always had to reply, when they got down upon their knees to me, and squeezed my hands, that I could not force my sensations; and though I should ever esteem them as friends, I could not change my condition of maiden meditation and exculpation for the agitation of matrimonial engagements. I need not say that now my feelings have changed, and you, Mr. Verty, have become the idle of my existence. You are yet young, but with a rare and intrinsic power of intellect. In future, you will not pay any more intention to that foolish little Reddy, who is very well in her way, but unworthy of a great and opprobrious intelligence like yours. She is a mere child, as I often tell her, and cannot love.
"Come to your devoted Sallianna immediately, and let us discurse the various harmonies of nature. I have given orders not to admit any of my numerous beaux, especially that odious Mr. Jinks, who is my abomination. I will tell Reddy that your visit is to me, and she will not annoy you, especially as she is in love with a light young man who comes to see f.a.n.n.y, her cousin, Mr. Ashley.
"Come to one who awaits thee, and who a.s.signs herself
"Your devoted,
"SALLIANNA."
Jinks frowned a terrible frown, and ground his teeth.
For a moment, he stood gazing with profound contempt upon the letter which he had just read; then seizing his shears, snipped the unfortunate sheet into microscopic fragments, all the while frowning with terrible intensity.
The letter destroyed, Jinks stood for a moment with folded arms, scowling and reflecting.
Suddenly he strode to the other side of the room, kicking off his slippers as he went, and hurling his night-cap at the mirror.
"Yes!" he cried, grinding his teeth, "I"ll do it, and without delay--perfidious woman!"
In ten minutes Mr. Jinks had a.s.sumed his usual fashionable costume, and buckled on his sword. A savage flirt of his locks completed his toilette, and in all the splendor of his scarlet stockings and embroidered waistcoat, he issued forth.
CHAPTER XXIX.
INTERCHANGE OF COMPLIMENTS.
O"Brallaghan, as he pa.s.sed through the shop, requested to be informed where Mr. Jinks was going.
Jinks stopped, and scowled at Mr. O"Brallaghan, thereby intimating that his, Jinks", private rights were insolently invaded by a coa.r.s.e interrogatory.
O"Brallaghan observed, that if Mr. Jinks was laboring under the impression that he, O"Brallaghan, was to be frowned down by an individual of his description, he was greatly mistaken. And by way of adding to the force of this observation, Mr. O"Brallaghan corrugated his forehead in imitation of his adversary.
Jinks replied, that he was equally indifferent to the scowls of Mr.
O"Brallaghan, and expressed his astonishment and disgust at being annoyed, when he was going out to take some exercise for the benefit of his health.
O"Brallaghan informed Mr. Jinks that the going out had nothing to do with it, and that he, Jinks, knew very well that he, O"Brallaghan, objected to nothing but the tone a.s.sumed toward himself by the said Jinks, whose airs were not to be endured, and, in future, would not be, by him. If this was not satisfactory, he, the said Jinks, might take the law of him, or come out and have it decided with shillalies, either of which courses were perfectly agreeable to him, O"Brallaghan.
Whereupon, Jinks expanded his nostril, and said that gentlemen did not use the vulgar Irish weapon indicated.
To which O"Brallaghan replied, that the circ.u.mstance in question would not prevent Mr. Jinks" using the weapon.
A pause followed these words, broken in a moment, however, by Mr.
Jinks, who stated that Mr. O"Brallaghan was a caitiff.
O"Brallaghan, growing very red in the face, observed that Mr. Jinks owed his paternity to a "gun."
Jinks, becoming enraged thereupon, drew his sword, and declared his immediate intention of ridding the earth of a scoundrel and a villain.
Which intention, however, was not then carried into execution, owing to the timely arrival of a red-faced, though rather handsome Irish lady of twenty-five or thirty, who, in the broadest Celtic, commanded the peace, and threatened the combatants with a hot flat-iron, which she brandished in her stalwart fist.
O"Brallaghan laid down the stick which he had seized, and ogled the lady, declaring in words that the wish of mistress O"Callighan was law to him, and that further, he had no desire to fight with the individual before him, who had been making use of abusive and threatening language, and had even drawn his skewer.
Jinks stated that he would have no more altercation with an individual of Mr. O"Brallaghan"s standing in society--he would not demean himself--and from that moment shook the dust of his, O"Brallaghan"s, establishment from his, Jinks", feet. Which declaration was accompanied with a savage kick upon the door.
O"Brallaghan congratulated himself upon the extreme good fortune for himself involved in Mr. Jinks" decision, and hoped he would carefully observe the friendly and considerate advice he now gave him, which was, never to show his nose in the shop again during the period of his mundane existence.
Whereupon Jinks, annihilating his adversary with a terrific frown, stated his intention to implicitly observe the counsel given him, and further, to have revenge.
In which O"Brallaghan cheerfully acquiesced, observing that the importance attached by himself to the threats of Mr. Jinks was exactly commensurate with the terror which would be caused him by the kick of a flea.
And so, with mutual and terrible frowns, this alarming interview terminated: Mr. Jinks grimacing as he departed with awful menace, and getting his gra.s.shopper legs entangled in his sword; Mr. O"Brallaghan remaining behind, though not behind the counter, paying devoted attention to the ruddy and handsome lady with the hot flat-iron, Mistress Judith O"Callighan, who watched the retreating Jinks with tender melancholy.
CHAPTER x.x.x.
WHAT OCCURRED AT BOUSCH"S TAVERN.
Let us follow Mr. Jinks.
That gentleman went on his way, reflecting upon the step which he had just taken, and revolving in his mind the course which he should pursue in future.
The result of his reflections was, that a matrimonial engagement would just answer his purpose, especially with a lady possessing a "small property--" at which words, as they left his muttering lips, Jinks frowned.
It was Miss Sallianna"s favorite phrase.
Miss Sallianna!
The tumult which arose in Jinks" breast upon the thought of that young lady"s treachery toward himself occurred to him, may, as our brother historians are fond of saying, "be better imagined than described."