With which remarks, and many more, no less intellectual and to the purpose, Mr Mantalini kissed the fingers of his gloves to Ralph Nickleby, and drawing his lady"s arm through his, led her mincingly away.
"So, so," muttered Ralph, dropping into his chair; "this devil is loose again, and thwarting me, as he was born to do, at every turn. He told me once there should be a day of reckoning between us, sooner or later. I"ll make him a true prophet, for it shall surely come."
"Are you at home?" asked Newman, suddenly popping in his head.
"No," replied Ralph, with equal abruptness.
Newman withdrew his head, but thrust it in again.
"You"re quite sure you"re not at home, are you?" said Newman.
"What does the idiot mean?" cried Ralph, testily.
"He has been waiting nearly ever since they first came in, and may have heard your voice-that"s all," said Newman, rubbing his hands.
"Who has?" demanded Ralph, wrought by the intelligence he had just heard, and his clerk"s provoking coolness, to an intense pitch of irritation.
The necessity of a reply was superseded by the unlooked-for entrance of a third party-the individual in question-who, bringing his one eye (for he had but one) to bear on Ralph Nickleby, made a great many shambling bows, and sat himself down in an armchair, with his hands on his knees, and his short black trousers drawn up so high in the legs by the exertion of seating himself, that they scarcely reached below the tops of his Wellington boots.
"Why, this IS a surprise!" said Ralph, bending his gaze upon the visitor, and half smiling as he scrutinised him attentively; "I should know your face, Mr Squeers."
"Ah!" replied that worthy, "and you"d have know"d it better, sir, if it hadn"t been for all that I"ve been a-going through. Just lift that little boy off the tall stool in the back-office, and tell him to come in here, will you, my man?" said Squeers, addressing himself to Newman. "Oh, he"s lifted his-self off. My son, sir, little Wackford. What do you think of him, sir, for a specimen of the Dotheboys Hall feeding? Ain"t he fit to bust out of his clothes, and start the seams, and make the very b.u.t.tons fly off with his fatness? Here"s flesh!" cried Squeers, turning the boy about, and indenting the plumpest parts of his figure with divers pokes and punches, to the great discomposure of his son and heir. "Here"s firmness, here"s solidness! Why you can hardly get up enough of him between your finger and thumb to pinch him anywheres."
In however good condition Master Squeers might have been, he certainly did not present this remarkable compactness of person, for on his father"s closing his finger and thumb in ill.u.s.tration of his remark, he uttered a sharp cry, and rubbed the place in the most natural manner possible.
"Well," remarked Squeers, a little disconcerted, "I had him there; but that"s because we breakfasted early this morning, and he hasn"t had his lunch yet. Why you couldn"t shut a bit of him in a door, when he"s had his dinner. Look at them tears, sir," said Squeers, with a triumphant air, as Master Wackford wiped his eyes with the cuff of his jacket, "there"s oiliness!"
"He looks well, indeed," returned Ralph, who, for some purposes of his own, seemed desirous to conciliate the schoolmaster. "But how is Mrs Squeers, and how are you?"
"Mrs Squeers, sir," replied the proprietor of Dotheboys, "is as she always is-a mother to them lads, and a blessing, and a comfort, and a joy to all them as knows her. One of our boys-gorging his-self with vittles, and then turning in; that"s their way-got a abscess on him last week. To see how she operated upon him with a pen-knife! Oh Lor!" said Squeers, heaving a sigh, and nodding his head a great many times, "what a member of society that woman is!"
Mr Squeers indulged in a retrospective look, for some quarter of a minute, as if this allusion to his lady"s excellences had naturally led his mind to the peaceful village of Dotheboys near Greta Bridge in Yorkshire; and then looked at Ralph, as if waiting for him to say something.
"Have you quite recovered that scoundrel"s attack?" asked Ralph.
"I"ve only just done it, if I"ve done it now," replied Squeers. "I was one blessed bruise, sir," said Squeers, touching first the roots of his hair, and then the toes of his boots, "from HERE to THERE. Vinegar and brown paper, vinegar and brown paper, from morning to night. I suppose there was a matter of half a ream of brown paper stuck upon me, from first to last. As I laid all of a heap in our kitchen, plastered all over, you might have thought I was a large brown-paper parcel, chock full of nothing but groans. Did I groan loud, Wackford, or did I groan soft?" asked Mr Squeers, appealing to his son.
"Loud," replied Wackford.
"Was the boys sorry to see me in such a dreadful condition, Wackford, or was they glad?" asked Mr Squeers, in a sentimental manner.
"Gl-"
"Eh?" cried Squeers, turning sharp round.
"Sorry," rejoined his son.
"Oh!" said Squeers, catching him a smart box on the ear. "Then take your hands out of your pockets, and don"t stammer when you"re asked a question. Hold your noise, sir, in a gentleman"s office, or I"ll run away from my family and never come back any more; and then what would become of all them precious and forlorn lads as would be let loose on the world, without their best friend at their elbers?"
"Were you obliged to have medical attendance?" inquired Ralph.
"Ay, was I," rejoined Squeers, "and a precious bill the medical attendant brought in too; but I paid it though."
Ralph elevated his eyebrows in a manner which might be expressive of either sympathy or astonishment-just as the beholder was pleased to take it.
"Yes, I paid it, every farthing," replied Squeers, who seemed to know the man he had to deal with, too well to suppose that any blinking of the question would induce him to subscribe towards the expenses; "I wasn"t out of pocket by it after all, either."
"No!" said Ralph.
"Not a halfpenny," replied Squeers. "The fact is, we have only one extra with our boys, and that is for doctors when required-and not then, unless we"re sure of our customers. Do you see?"
"I understand," said Ralph.
"Very good," rejoined Squeers. "Then, after my bill was run up, we picked out five little boys (sons of small tradesmen, as was sure pay) that had never had the scarlet fever, and we sent one to a cottage where they"d got it, and he took it, and then we put the four others to sleep with him, and THEY took it, and then the doctor came and attended "em once all round, and we divided my total among "em, and added it on to their little bills, and the parents paid it. Ha! ha! ha!"
"And a good plan too," said Ralph, eyeing the schoolmaster stealthily.
"I believe you," rejoined Squeers. "We always do it. Why, when Mrs Squeers was brought to bed with little Wackford here, we ran the hooping-cough through half-a-dozen boys, and charged her expenses among "em, monthly nurse included. Ha! ha! ha!"
Ralph never laughed, but on this occasion he produced the nearest approach to it that he could, and waiting until Mr Squeers had enjoyed the professional joke to his heart"s content, inquired what had brought him to town.
"Some bothering law business," replied Squeers, scratching his head, "connected with an action, for what they call neglect of a boy. I don"t know what they would have. He had as good grazing, that boy had, as there is about us."
Ralph looked as if he did not quite understand the observation.
"Grazing," said Squeers, raising his voice, under the impression that as Ralph failed to comprehend him, he must be deaf. "When a boy gets weak and ill and don"t relish his meals, we give him a change of diet-turn him out, for an hour or so every day, into a neighbour"s turnip field, or sometimes, if it"s a delicate case, a turnip field and a piece of carrots alternately, and let him eat as many as he likes. There an"t better land in the country than this perwerse lad grazed on, and yet he goes and catches cold and indigestion and what not, and then his friends brings a lawsuit against ME! Now, you"d hardly suppose," added Squeers, moving in his chair with the impatience of an ill-used man, "that people"s ingrat.i.tude would carry them quite as far as that; would you?"
"A hard case, indeed," observed Ralph.
"You don"t say more than the truth when you say that," replied Squeers. "I don"t suppose there"s a man going, as possesses the fondness for youth that I do. There"s youth to the amount of eight hundred pound a year at Dotheboys Hall at this present time. I"d take sixteen hundred pound worth if I could get "em, and be as fond of every individual twenty pound among "em as nothing should equal it!"
"Are you stopping at your old quarters?" asked Ralph.
"Yes, we are at the Saracen," replied Squeers, "and as it don"t want very long to the end of the half-year, we shall continney to stop there till I"ve collected the money, and some new boys too, I hope. I"ve brought little Wackford up, on purpose to show to parents and guardians. I shall put him in the advertis.e.m.e.nt, this time. Look at that boy-himself a pupil. Why he"s a miracle of high feeding, that boy is!"
"I should like to have a word with you," said Ralph, who had both spoken and listened mechanically for some time, and seemed to have been thinking.
"As many words as you like, sir," rejoined Squeers. "Wackford, you go and play in the back office, and don"t move about too much or you"ll get thin, and that won"t do. You haven"t got such a thing as twopence, Mr Nickleby, have you?" said Squeers, rattling a bunch of keys in his coat pocket, and muttering something about its being all silver.
"I-think I have," said Ralph, very slowly, and producing, after much rummaging in an old drawer, a penny, a halfpenny, and two farthings.
"Thankee," said Squeers, bestowing it upon his son. "Here! You go and buy a tart-Mr Nickleby"s man will show you where-and mind you buy a rich one. Pastry," added Squeers, closing the door on Master Wackford, "makes his flesh shine a good deal, and parents thinks that a healthy sign."
With this explanation, and a peculiarly knowing look to eke it out, Mr Squeers moved his chair so as to bring himself opposite to Ralph Nickleby at no great distance off; and having planted it to his entire satisfaction, sat down.
"Attend to me," said Ralph, bending forward a little.
Squeers nodded.
"I am not to suppose," said Ralph, "that you are dolt enough to forgive or forget, very readily, the violence that was committed upon you, or the exposure which accompanied it?"
"Devil a bit," replied Squeers, tartly.
"Or to lose an opportunity of repaying it with interest, if you could get one?" said Ralph.
"Show me one, and try," rejoined Squeers.
"Some such object it was, that induced you to call on me?" said Ralph, raising his eyes to the schoolmaster"s face.
"N-n-no, I don"t know that," replied Squeers. "I thought that if it was in your power to make me, besides the trifle of money you sent, any compensation-"
"Ah!" cried Ralph, interrupting him. "You needn"t go on."
After a long pause, during which Ralph appeared absorbed in contemplation, he again broke silence by asking: "Who is this boy that he took with him?"
Squeers stated his name.
"Was he young or old, healthy or sickly, tractable or rebellious? Speak out, man," retorted Ralph.
"Why, he wasn"t young," answered Squeers; "that is, not young for a boy, you know."
"That is, he was not a boy at all, I suppose?" interrupted Ralph.
"Well," returned Squeers, briskly, as if he felt relieved by the suggestion, "he might have been nigh twenty. He wouldn"t seem so old, though, to them as didn"t know him, for he was a little wanting here," touching his forehead; "n.o.body at home, you know, if you knocked ever so often."
"And you DID knock pretty often, I dare say?" muttered Ralph.
"Pretty well," returned Squeers with a grin.
"When you wrote to acknowledge the receipt of this trifle of money as you call it," said Ralph, "you told me his friends had deserted him long ago, and that you had not the faintest clue or trace to tell you who he was. Is that the truth?"
"It is, worse luck!" replied Squeers, becoming more and more easy and familiar in his manner, as Ralph pursued his inquiries with the less reserve. "It"s fourteen years ago, by the entry in my book, since a strange man brought him to my place, one autumn night, and left him there; paying five pound five, for his first quarter in advance. He might have been five or six year old at that time-not more."
"What more do you know about him?" demanded Ralph.
"Devilish little, I"m sorry to say," replied Squeers. "The money was paid for some six or eight year, and then it stopped. He had given an address in London, had this chap; but when it came to the point, of course n.o.body knowed anything about him. So I kept the lad out of-out of-"
"Charity?" suggested Ralph drily.
"Charity, to be sure," returned Squeers, rubbing his knees, "and when he begins to be useful in a certain sort of way, this young scoundrel of a Nickleby comes and carries him off. But the most vexatious and aggeravating part of the whole affair is," said Squeers, dropping his voice, and drawing his chair still closer to Ralph, "that some questions have been asked about him at last-not of me, but, in a roundabout kind of way, of people in our village. So, that just when I might have had all arrears paid up, perhaps, and perhaps-who knows? such things have happened in our business before-a present besides for putting him out to a farmer, or sending him to sea, so that he might never turn up to disgrace his parents, supposing him to be a natural boy, as many of our boys are-damme, if that villain of a Nickleby don"t collar him in open day, and commit as good as highway robbery upon my pocket."
"We will both cry quits with him before long," said Ralph, laying his hand on the arm of the Yorkshire schoolmaster.
"Quits!" echoed Squeers. "Ah! and I should like to leave a small balance in his favour, to be settled when he can. I only wish Mrs Squeers could catch hold of him. Bless her heart! She"d murder him, Mr Nickleby-she would, as soon as eat her dinner."
"We will talk of this again," said Ralph. "I must have time to think of it. To wound him through his own affections and fancies-. If I could strike him through this boy-"
"Strike him how you like, sir," interrupted Squeers, "only hit him hard enough, that"s all-and with that, I"ll say good-morning. Here!-just chuck that little boy"s hat off that corner peg, and lift him off the stool will you?"
Bawling these requests to Newman Noggs, Mr Squeers betook himself to the little back-office, and fitted on his child"s hat with parental anxiety, while Newman, with his pen behind his ear, sat, stiff and immovable, on his stool, regarding the father and son by turns with a broad stare.
"He"s a fine boy, an"t he?" said Squeers, throwing his head a little on one side, and falling back to the desk, the better to estimate the proportions of little Wackford.
"Very," said Newman.
"Pretty well swelled out, an"t he?" pursued Squeers. "He has the fatness of twenty boys, he has."
"Ah!" replied Newman, suddenly thrusting his face into that of Squeers, "he has;-the fatness of twenty!-more! He"s got it all. G.o.d help that others. Ha! ha! Oh Lord!"
Having uttered these fragmentary observations, Newman dropped upon his desk and began to write with most marvellous rapidity.
"Why, what does the man mean?" cried Squeers, colouring. "Is he drunk?"
Newman made no reply.
"Is he mad?" said Squeers.
But, still Newman betrayed no consciousness of any presence save his own; so, Mr Squeers comforted himself by saying that he was both drunk AND mad; and, with this parting observation, he led his hopeful son away.
In exact proportion as Ralph Nickleby became conscious of a struggling and lingering regard for Kate, had his detestation of Nicholas augmented. It might be, that to atone for the weakness of inclining to any one person, he held it necessary to hate some other more intensely than before; but such had been the course of his feelings. And now, to be defied and spurned, to be held up to her in the worst and most repulsive colours, to know that she was taught to hate and despise him: to feel that there was infection in his touch, and taint in his companionship-to know all this, and to know that the mover of it all was that same boyish poor relation who had twitted him in their very first interview, and openly bearded and braved him since, wrought his quiet and stealthy malignity to such a pitch, that there was scarcely anything he would not have hazarded to gratify it, if he could have seen his way to some immediate retaliation.
But, fortunately for Nicholas, Ralph Nickleby did not; and although he cast about all that day, and kept a corner of his brain working on the one anxious subject through all the round of schemes and business that came with it, night found him at last, still harping on the same theme, and still pursuing the same unprofitable reflections.
"When my brother was such as he," said Ralph, "the first comparisons were drawn between us-always in my disfavour. HE was open, liberal, gallant, gay; I a crafty hunks of cold and stagnant blood, with no pa.s.sion but love of saving, and no spirit beyond a thirst for gain. I recollected it well when I first saw this whipster; but I remember it better now."
He had been occupied in tearing Nicholas"s letter into atoms; and as he spoke, he scattered it in a tiny shower about him.
"Recollections like these," pursued Ralph, with a bitter smile, "flock upon me-when I resign myself to them-in crowds, and from countless quarters. As a portion of the world affect to despise the power of money, I must try and show them what it is."
And being, by this time, in a pleasant frame of mind for slumber, Ralph Nickleby went to bed.
CHAPTER 35
Smike becomes known to Mrs Nickleby and Kate. Nicholas also meets with new Acquaintances. Brighter Days seem to dawn upon the Family Having established his mother and sister in the apartments of the kind-hearted miniature painter, and ascertained that Sir Mulberry Hawk was in no danger of losing his life, Nicholas turned his thoughts to poor Smike, who, after breakfasting with Newman Noggs, had remained, in a disconsolate state, at that worthy creature"s lodgings, waiting, with much anxiety, for further intelligence of his protector.
"As he will be one of our own little household, wherever we live, or whatever fortune is in reserve for us," thought Nicholas, "I must present the poor fellow in due form. They will be kind to him for his own sake, and if not (on that account solely) to the full extent I could wish, they will stretch a point, I am sure, for mine."
Nicholas said "they", but his misgivings were confined to one person. He was sure of Kate, but he knew his mother"s peculiarities, and was not quite so certain that Smike would find favour in the eyes of Mrs Nickleby.