"I believe there is no doubt of that, sir," answered Nicholas.
"Of course there isn"t," said Squeers. "A horse is a quadruped, and quadruped"s Latin for beast, as everybody that"s gone through the grammar knows, or else where"s the use of having grammars at all?"
"Where, indeed!" said Nicholas abstractedly.
"As you"re perfect in that," resumed Squeers, turning to the boy, "go and look after MY horse, and rub him down well, or I"ll rub you down. The rest of the cla.s.s go and draw water up, till somebody tells you to leave off, for it"s washing-day tomorrow, and they want the coppers filled."
So saying, he dismissed the first cla.s.s to their experiments in practical philosophy, and eyed Nicholas with a look, half cunning and half doubtful, as if he were not altogether certain what he might think of him by this time.
"That"s the way we do it, Nickleby," he said, after a pause.
Nicholas shrugged his shoulders in a manner that was scarcely perceptible, and said he saw it was.
"And a very good way it is, too," said Squeers. "Now, just take them fourteen little boys and hear them some reading, because, you know, you must begin to be useful. Idling about here won"t do."
Mr Squeers said this, as if it had suddenly occurred to him, either that he must not say too much to his a.s.sistant, or that his a.s.sistant did not say enough to him in praise of the establishment. The children were arranged in a semicircle round the new master, and he was soon listening to their dull, drawling, hesitating recital of those stories of engrossing interest which are to be found in the more antiquated spelling-books.
In this exciting occupation, the morning lagged heavily on. At one o"clock, the boys, having previously had their appet.i.tes thoroughly taken away by stir-about and potatoes, sat down in the kitchen to some hard salt beef, of which Nicholas was graciously permitted to take his portion to his own solitary desk, to eat it there in peace. After this, there was another hour of crouching in the schoolroom and shivering with cold, and then school began again.
It was Mr Squeer"s custom to call the boys together, and make a sort of report, after every half-yearly visit to the metropolis, regarding the relations and friends he had seen, the news he had heard, the letters he had brought down, the bills which had been paid, the accounts which had been left unpaid, and so forth. This solemn proceeding always took place in the afternoon of the day succeeding his return; perhaps, because the boys acquired strength of mind from the suspense of the morning, or, possibly, because Mr Squeers himself acquired greater sternness and inflexibility from certain warm potations in which he was wont to indulge after his early dinner. Be this as it may, the boys were recalled from house-window, garden, stable, and cow-yard, and the school were a.s.sembled in full conclave, when Mr Squeers, with a small bundle of papers in his hand, and Mrs S. following with a pair of canes, entered the room and proclaimed silence.
"Let any boy speak a word without leave," said Mr Squeers mildly, "and I"ll take the skin off his back."
This special proclamation had the desired effect, and a deathlike silence immediately prevailed, in the midst of which Mr Squeers went on to say: "Boys, I"ve been to London, and have returned to my family and you, as strong and well as ever."
According to half-yearly custom, the boys gave three feeble cheers at this refreshing intelligence. Such cheers! Sights of extra strength with the chill on.
"I have seen the parents of some boys," continued Squeers, turning over his papers, "and they"re so glad to hear how their sons are getting on, that there"s no prospect at all of their going away, which of course is a very pleasant thing to reflect upon, for all parties."
Two or three hands went to two or three eyes when Squeers said this, but the greater part of the young gentlemen having no particular parents to speak of, were wholly uninterested in the thing one way or other.
"I have had disappointments to contend against," said Squeers, looking very grim; "Bolder"s father was two pound ten short. Where is Bolder?"
"Here he is, please sir," rejoined twenty officious voices. Boys are very like men to be sure.
"Come here, Bolder," said Squeers.
An unhealthy-looking boy, with warts all over his hands, stepped from his place to the master"s desk, and raised his eyes imploringly to Squeers"s face; his own, quite white from the rapid beating of his heart.
"Bolder," said Squeers, speaking very slowly, for he was considering, as the saying goes, where to have him. "Bolder, if you father thinks that because-why, what"s this, sir?"
As Squeers spoke, he caught up the boy"s hand by the cuff of his jacket, and surveyed it with an edifying aspect of horror and disgust.
"What do you call this, sir?" demanded the schoolmaster, administering a cut with the cane to expedite the reply.
"I can"t help it, indeed, sir," rejoined the boy, crying. "They will come; it"s the dirty work I think, sir-at least I don"t know what it is, sir, but it"s not my fault."
"Bolder," said Squeers, tucking up his wristbands, and moistening the palm of his right hand to get a good grip of the cane, "you"re an incorrigible young scoundrel, and as the last thrashing did you no good, we must see what another will do towards beating it out of you."
With this, and wholly disregarding a piteous cry for mercy, Mr Squeers fell upon the boy and caned him soundly: not leaving off, indeed, until his arm was tired out.
"There," said Squeers, when he had quite done; "rub away as hard as you like, you won"t rub that off in a hurry. Oh! you won"t hold that noise, won"t you? Put him out, Smike."
The drudge knew better from long experience, than to hesitate about obeying, so he bundled the victim out by a side-door, and Mr Squeers perched himself again on his own stool, supported by Mrs Squeers, who occupied another at his side.
"Now let us see," said Squeers. "A letter for Cobbey. Stand up, Cobbey."
Another boy stood up, and eyed the letter very hard while Squeers made a mental abstract of the same.
"Oh!" said Squeers: "Cobbey"s grandmother is dead, and his uncle John has took to drinking, which is all the news his sister sends, except eighteenpence, which will just pay for that broken square of gla.s.s. Mrs Squeers, my dear, will you take the money?"
The worthy lady pocketed the eighteenpence with a most business-like air, and Squeers pa.s.sed on to the next boy, as coolly as possible.
"Graymarsh," said Squeers, "he"s the next. Stand up, Graymarsh."
Another boy stood up, and the schoolmaster looked over the letter as before.
"Graymarsh"s maternal aunt," said Squeers, when he had possessed himself of the contents, "is very glad to hear he"s so well and happy, and sends her respectful compliments to Mrs Squeers, and thinks she must be an angel. She likewise thinks Mr Squeers is too good for this world; but hopes he may long be spared to carry on the business. Would have sent the two pair of stockings as desired, but is short of money, so forwards a tract instead, and hopes Graymarsh will put his trust in Providence. Hopes, above all, that he will study in everything to please Mr and Mrs Squeers, and look upon them as his only friends; and that he will love Master Squeers; and not object to sleeping five in a bed, which no Christian should. Ah!" said Squeers, folding it up, "a delightful letter. Very affecting indeed."
It was affecting in one sense, for Graymarsh"s maternal aunt was strongly supposed, by her more intimate friends, to be no other than his maternal parent; Squeers, however, without alluding to this part of the story (which would have sounded immoral before boys), proceeded with the business by calling out "Mobbs," whereupon another boy rose, and Graymarsh resumed his seat.
"Mobbs"s step-mother," said Squeers, "took to her bed on hearing that he wouldn"t eat fat, and has been very ill ever since. She wishes to know, by an early post, where he expects to go to, if he quarrels with his vittles; and with what feelings he could turn up his nose at the cow"s-liver broth, after his good master had asked a blessing on it. This was told her in the London newspapers-not by Mr Squeers, for he is too kind and too good to set anybody against anybody-and it has vexed her so much, Mobbs can"t think. She is sorry to find he is discontented, which is sinful and horrid, and hopes Mr Squeers will flog him into a happier state of mind; with which view, she has also stopped his halfpenny a week pocket-money, and given a double-bladed knife with a corkscrew in it to the Missionaries, which she had bought on purpose for him."
"A sulky state of feeling," said Squeers, after a terrible pause, during which he had moistened the palm of his right hand again, "won"t do. Cheerfulness and contentment must be kept up. Mobbs, come to me!"
Mobbs moved slowly towards the desk, rubbing his eyes in antic.i.p.ation of good cause for doing so; and he soon afterwards retired by the side-door, with as good cause as a boy need have.
Mr Squeers then proceeded to open a miscellaneous collection of letters; some enclosing money, which Mrs Squeers "took care of;" and others referring to small articles of apparel, as caps and so forth, all of which the same lady stated to be too large, or too small, and calculated for n.o.body but young Squeers, who would appear indeed to have had most accommodating limbs, since everything that came into the school fitted him to a nicety. His head, in particular, must have been singularly elastic, for hats and caps of all dimensions were alike to him.
This business dispatched, a few slovenly lessons were performed, and Squeers retired to his fireside, leaving Nicholas to take care of the boys in the school-room, which was very cold, and where a meal of bread and cheese was served out shortly after dark.
There was a small stove at that corner of the room which was nearest to the master"s desk, and by it Nicholas sat down, so depressed and self-degraded by the consciousness of his position, that if death could have come upon him at that time, he would have been almost happy to meet it. The cruelty of which he had been an unwilling witness, the coa.r.s.e and ruffianly behaviour of Squeers even in his best moods, the filthy place, the sights and sounds about him, all contributed to this state of feeling; but when he recollected that, being there as an a.s.sistant, he actually seemed-no matter what unhappy train of circ.u.mstances had brought him to that pa.s.s-to be the aider and abettor of a system which filled him with honest disgust and indignation, he loathed himself, and felt, for the moment, as though the mere consciousness of his present situation must, through all time to come, prevent his raising his head again.
But, for the present, his resolve was taken, and the resolution he had formed on the preceding night remained undisturbed. He had written to his mother and sister, announcing the safe conclusion of his journey, and saying as little about Dotheboys Hall, and saying that little as cheerfully, as he possibly could. He hoped that by remaining where he was, he might do some good, even there; at all events, others depended too much on his uncle"s favour, to admit of his awakening his wrath just then.
One reflection disturbed him far more than any selfish considerations arising out of his own position. This was the probable destination of his sister Kate. His uncle had deceived him, and might he not consign her to some miserable place where her youth and beauty would prove a far greater curse than ugliness and decrepitude? To a caged man, bound hand and foot, this was a terrible idea-but no, he thought, his mother was by; there was the portrait-painter, too-simple enough, but still living in the world, and of it. He was willing to believe that Ralph Nickleby had conceived a personal dislike to himself. Having pretty good reason, by this time, to reciprocate it, he had no great difficulty in arriving at this conclusion, and tried to persuade himself that the feeling extended no farther than between them.
As he was absorbed in these meditations, he all at once encountered the upturned face of Smike, who was on his knees before the stove, picking a few stray cinders from the hearth and planting them on the fire. He had paused to steal a look at Nicholas, and when he saw that he was observed, shrunk back, as if expecting a blow.
"You need not fear me," said Nicholas kindly. "Are you cold?"
"N-n-o."
"You are shivering."
"I am not cold," replied Smike quickly. "I am used to it."
There was such an obvious fear of giving offence in his manner, and he was such a timid, broken-spirited creature, that Nicholas could not help exclaiming, "Poor fellow!"
If he had struck the drudge, he would have slunk away without a word. But, now, he burst into tears.
"Oh dear, oh dear!" he cried, covering his face with his cracked and h.o.r.n.y hands. "My heart will break. It will, it will."
"Hush!" said Nicholas, laying his hand upon his shoulder. "Be a man; you are nearly one by years, G.o.d help you."
"By years!" cried Smike. "Oh dear, dear, how many of them! How many of them since I was a little child, younger than any that are here now! Where are they all!"
"Whom do you speak of?" inquired Nicholas, wishing to rouse the poor half-witted creature to reason. "Tell me."
"My friends," he replied, "myself-my-oh! what sufferings mine have been!"
"There is always hope," said Nicholas; he knew not what to say.
"No," rejoined the other, "no; none for me. Do you remember the boy that died here?"
"I was not here, you know," said Nicholas gently; "but what of him?"
"Why," replied the youth, drawing closer to his questioner"s side, "I was with him at night, and when it was all silent he cried no more for friends he wished to come and sit with him, but began to see faces round his bed that came from home; he said they smiled, and talked to him; and he died at last lifting his head to kiss them. Do you hear?"
"Yes, yes," rejoined Nicholas.
"What faces will smile on me when I die!" cried his companion, shivering. "Who will talk to me in those long nights! They cannot come from home; they would frighten me, if they did, for I don"t know what it is, and shouldn"t know them. Pain and fear, pain and fear for me, alive or dead. No hope, no hope!"
The bell rang to bed: and the boy, subsiding at the sound into his usual listless state, crept away as if anxious to avoid notice. It was with a heavy heart that Nicholas soon afterwards-no, not retired; there was no retirement there-followed-to his dirty and crowded dormitory.
CHAPTER 9
Of Miss Squeers, Mrs Squeers, Master Squeers, and Mr Squeers; and of various Matters and Persons connected no less with the Squeerses than Nicholas Nickleby When Mr Squeers left the schoolroom for the night, he betook himself, as has been before remarked, to his own fireside, which was situated-not in the room in which Nicholas had supped on the night of his arrival, but in a smaller apartment in the rear of the premises, where his lady wife, his amiable son, and accomplished daughter, were in the full enjoyment of each other"s society; Mrs Squeers being engaged in the matronly pursuit of stocking-darning; and the young lady and gentleman being occupied in the adjustment of some youthful differences, by means of a pugilistic contest across the table, which, on the approach of their honoured parent, subsided into a noiseless exchange of kicks beneath it.
And, in this place, it may be as well to apprise the reader, that Miss f.a.n.n.y Squeers was in her three-and-twentieth year. If there be any one grace or loveliness inseparable from that particular period of life, Miss Squeers may be presumed to have been possessed of it, as there is no reason to suppose that she was a solitary exception to an universal rule. She was not tall like her mother, but short like her father; from the former she inherited a voice of harsh quality; from the latter a remarkable expression of the right eye, something akin to having none at all.
Miss Squeers had been spending a few days with a neighbouring friend, and had only just returned to the parental roof. To this circ.u.mstance may be referred, her having heard nothing of Nicholas, until Mr Squeers himself now made him the subject of conversation.
"Well, my dear," said Squeers, drawing up his chair, "what do you think of him by this time?"
"Think of who?" inquired Mrs Squeers; who (as she often remarked) was no grammarian, thank Heaven.
"Of the young man-the new teacher-who else could I mean?"
"Oh! that Knuckleboy," said Mrs Squeers impatiently. "I hate him."
"What do you hate him for, my dear?" asked Squeers.
"What"s that to you?" retorted Mrs Squeers. "If I hate him, that"s enough, ain"t it?"
"Quite enough for him, my dear, and a great deal too much I dare say, if he knew it," replied Squeers in a pacific tone. "I only ask from curiosity, my dear."
"Well, then, if you want to know," rejoined Mrs Squeers, "I"ll tell you. Because he"s a proud, haughty, consequential, turned-up-nosed peac.o.c.k."
Mrs Squeers, when excited, was accustomed to use strong language, and, moreover, to make use of a plurality of epithets, some of which were of a figurative kind, as the word peac.o.c.k, and furthermore the allusion to Nicholas"s nose, which was not intended to be taken in its literal sense, but rather to bear a lat.i.tude of construction according to the fancy of the hearers.
Neither were they meant to bear reference to each other, so much as to the object on whom they were bestowed, as will be seen in the present case: a peac.o.c.k with a turned-up nose being a novelty in ornithology, and a thing not commonly seen.
"Hem!" said Squeers, as if in mild deprecation of this outbreak. "He is cheap, my dear; the young man is very cheap."
"Not a bit of it," retorted Mrs Squeers.
"Five pound a year," said Squeers.
"What of that; it"s dear if you don"t want him, isn"t it?" replied his wife.
"But we DO want him," urged Squeers.
"I don"t see that you want him any more than the dead," said Mrs Squeers. "Don"t tell me. You can put on the cards and in the advertis.e.m.e.nts, "Education by Mr Wackford Squeers and able a.s.sistants," without having any a.s.sistants, can"t you? Isn"t it done every day by all the masters about? I"ve no patience with you."
"Haven"t you!" said Squeers, sternly. "Now I"ll tell you what, Mrs Squeers. In this matter of having a teacher, I"ll take my own way, if you please. A slave driver in the West Indies is allowed a man under him, to see that his blacks don"t run away, or get up a rebellion; and I"ll have a man under me to do the same with OUR blacks, till such time as little Wackford is able to take charge of the school."
"Am I to take care of the school when I grow up a man, father?" said Wackford junior, suspending, in the excess of his delight, a vicious kick which he was administering to his sister.
"You are, my son," replied Mr Squeers, in a sentimental voice.
"Oh my eye, won"t I give it to the boys!" exclaimed the interesting child, grasping his father"s cane. "Oh, father, won"t I make "em squeak again!"
It was a proud moment in Mr Squeers"s life, when he witnessed that burst of enthusiasm in his young child"s mind, and saw in it a foreshadowing of his future eminence. He pressed a penny into his hand, and gave vent to his feelings (as did his exemplary wife also), in a shout of approving laughter. The infantine appeal to their common sympathies, at once restored cheerfulness to the conversation, and harmony to the company.
"He"s a nasty stuck-up monkey, that"s what I consider him," said Mrs Squeers, reverting to Nicholas.
"Supposing he is," said Squeers, "he is as well stuck up in our schoolroom as anywhere else, isn"t he?-especially as he don"t like it."
"Well," observed Mrs Squeers, "there"s something in that. I hope it"ll bring his pride down, and it shall be no fault of mine if it don"t."
Now, a proud usher in a Yorkshire school was such a very extraordinary and unaccountable thing to hear of,-any usher at all being a novelty; but a proud one, a being of whose existence the wildest imagination could never have dreamed-that Miss Squeers, who seldom troubled herself with scholastic matters, inquired with much curiosity who this Knuckleboy was, that gave himself such airs.
"Nickleby," said Squeers, spelling the name according to some eccentric system which prevailed in his own mind; "your mother always calls things and people by their wrong names."
"No matter for that," said Mrs Squeers; "I see them with right eyes, and that"s quite enough for me. I watched him when you were laying on to little Bolder this afternoon. He looked as black as thunder, all the while, and, one time, started up as if he had more than got it in his mind to make a rush at you. I saw him, though he thought I didn"t."
"Never mind that, father," said Miss Squeers, as the head of the family was about to reply. "Who is the man?"