"Here she is," continued Miss Knag, getting off the box, and introducing Kate with much ceremony and many low curtseys to the delighted throng; "here she is-everybody is talking about her-the belle, ladies-the beauty, the-oh, you bold-faced thing!"
At this crisis, Miss Knag was unable to repress a virtuous shudder, which immediately communicated itself to all the young ladies; after which, Miss Knag laughed, and after that, cried.
"For fifteen years," exclaimed Miss Knag, sobbing in a most affecting manner, "for fifteen years have I been the credit and ornament of this room and the one upstairs. Thank G.o.d," said Miss Knag, stamping first her right foot and then her left with remarkable energy, "I have never in all that time, till now, been exposed to the arts, the vile arts, of a creature, who disgraces us with all her proceedings, and makes proper people blush for themselves. But I feel it, I do feel it, although I am disgusted."
Miss Knag here relapsed into softness, and the young ladies renewing their attentions, murmured that she ought to be superior to such things, and that for their part they despised them, and considered them beneath their notice; in witness whereof, they called out, more emphatically than before, that it was a shame, and that they felt so angry, they did, they hardly knew what to do with themselves.
"Have I lived to this day to be called a fright!" cried Miss Knag, suddenly becoming convulsive, and making an effort to tear her front off.
"Oh no, no," replied the chorus, "pray don"t say so; don"t now!"
"Have I deserved to be called an elderly person?" screamed Miss Knag, wrestling with the supernumeraries.
"Don"t think of such things, dear," answered the chorus.
"I hate her," cried Miss Knag; "I detest and hate her. Never let her speak to me again; never let anybody who is a friend of mine speak to her; a s.l.u.t, a hussy, an impudent artful hussy!" Having denounced the object of her wrath, in these terms, Miss Knag screamed once, hiccuped thrice, gurgled in her throat several times, slumbered, shivered, woke, came to, composed her head-dress, and declared herself quite well again.
Poor Kate had regarded these proceedings, at first, in perfect bewilderment. She had then turned red and pale by turns, and once or twice essayed to speak; but, as the true motives of this altered behaviour developed themselves, she retired a few paces, and looked calmly on without deigning a reply. Nevertheless, although she walked proudly to her seat, and turned her back upon the group of little satellites who cl.u.s.tered round their ruling planet in the remotest corner of the room, she gave way, in secret, to some such bitter tears as would have gladdened Miss Knag"s inmost soul, if she could have seen them fall.
CHAPTER 19
Descriptive of a Dinner at Mr Ralph Nickleby"s, and of the Manner in which the Company entertained themselves, before Dinner, at Dinner, and after Dinner.
The bile and rancour of the worthy Miss Knag undergoing no diminution during the remainder of the week, but rather augmenting with every successive hour; and the honest ire of all the young ladies rising, or seeming to rise, in exact proportion to the good spinster"s indignation, and both waxing very hot every time Miss Nickleby was called upstairs; it will be readily imagined that that young lady"s daily life was none of the most cheerful or enviable kind. She hailed the arrival of Sat.u.r.day night, as a prisoner would a few delicious hours" respite from slow and wearing torture, and felt that the poor pittance for her first week"s labour would have been dearly and hardly earned, had its amount been trebled.
When she joined her mother, as usual, at the street corner, she was not a little surprised to find her in conversation with Mr Ralph Nickleby; but her surprise was soon redoubled, no less by the matter of their conversation, than by the smoothed and altered manner of Mr Nickleby himself.
"Ah! my dear!" said Ralph; "we were at that moment talking about you."
"Indeed!" replied Kate, shrinking, though she scarce knew why, from her uncle"s cold glistening eye.
"That instant," said Ralph. "I was coming to call for you, making sure to catch you before you left; but your mother and I have been talking over family affairs, and the time has slipped away so rapidly-"
"Well, now, hasn"t it?" interposed Mrs Nickleby, quite insensible to the sarcastic tone of Ralph"s last remark. "Upon my word, I couldn"t have believed it possible, that such a-Kate, my dear, you"re to dine with your uncle at half-past six o"clock tomorrow."
Triumphing in having been the first to communicate this extraordinary intelligence, Mrs Nickleby nodded and smiled a great many times, to impress its full magnificence on Kate"s wondering mind, and then flew off, at an acute angle, to a committee of ways and means.
"Let me see," said the good lady. "Your black silk frock will be quite dress enough, my dear, with that pretty little scarf, and a plain band in your hair, and a pair of black silk stock-Dear, dear," cried Mrs Nickleby, flying off at another angle, "if I had but those unfortunate amethysts of mine-you recollect them, Kate, my love-how they used to sparkle, you know-but your papa, your poor dear papa-ah! there never was anything so cruelly sacrificed as those jewels were, never!" Overpowered by this agonising thought, Mrs Nickleby shook her head, in a melancholy manner, and applied her handkerchief to her eyes.
I don"t want them, mama, indeed," said Kate. "Forget that you ever had them."
"Lord, Kate, my dear," rejoined Mrs Nickleby, pettishly, "how like a child you talk! Four-and-twenty silver tea-spoons, brother-in-law, two gravies, four salts, all the amethysts-necklace, brooch, and ear-rings-all made away with, at the same time, and I saying, almost on my bended knees, to that poor good soul, "Why don"t you do something, Nicholas? Why don"t you make some arrangement?" I am sure that anybody who was about us at that time, will do me the justice to own, that if I said that once, I said it fifty times a day. Didn"t I, Kate, my dear? Did I ever lose an opportunity of impressing it on your poor papa?"
"No, no, mama, never," replied Kate. And to do Mrs Nickleby justice, she never had lost-and to do married ladies as a body justice, they seldom do lose-any occasion of inculcating similar golden percepts, whose only blemish is, the slight degree of vagueness and uncertainty in which they are usually enveloped.
"Ah!" said Mrs Nickleby, with great fervour, "if my advice had been taken at the beginning-Well, I have always done MY duty, and that"s some comfort."
When she had arrived at this reflection, Mrs Nickleby sighed, rubbed her hands, cast up her eyes, and finally a.s.sumed a look of meek composure; thus importing that she was a persecuted saint, but that she wouldn"t trouble her hearers by mentioning a circ.u.mstance which must be so obvious to everybody.
"Now," said Ralph, with a smile, which, in common with all other tokens of emotion, seemed to skulk under his face, rather than play boldly over it-"to return to the point from which we have strayed. I have a little party of-of-gentlemen with whom I am connected in business just now, at my house tomorrow; and your mother has promised that you shall keep house for me. I am not much used to parties; but this is one of business, and such fooleries are an important part of it sometimes. You don"t mind obliging me?"
"Mind!" cried Mrs Nickleby. "My dear Kate, why-"
"Pray," interrupted Ralph, motioning her to be silent. "I spoke to my niece."
"I shall be very glad, of course, uncle," replied Kate; "but I am afraid you will find me awkward and embarra.s.sed."
"Oh no," said Ralph; "come when you like, in a hackney coach-I"ll pay for it. Good-night-a-a-G.o.d bless you."
The blessing seemed to stick in Mr Ralph Nickleby"s throat, as if it were not used to the thoroughfare, and didn"t know the way out. But it got out somehow, though awkwardly enough; and having disposed of it, he shook hands with his two relatives, and abruptly left them.
"What a very strongly marked countenance your uncle has!" said Mrs Nickleby, quite struck with his parting look. "I don"t see the slightest resemblance to his poor brother."
"Mama!" said Kate reprovingly. "To think of such a thing!"
"No," said Mrs Nickleby, musing. "There certainly is none. But it"s a very honest face."
The worthy matron made this remark with great emphasis and elocution, as if it comprised no small quant.i.ty of ingenuity and research; and, in truth, it was not unworthy of being cla.s.sed among the extraordinary discoveries of the age. Kate looked up hastily, and as hastily looked down again.
"What has come over you, my dear, in the name of goodness?" asked Mrs Nickleby, when they had walked on, for some time, in silence.
"I was only thinking, mama," answered Kate.
"Thinking!" repeated Mrs Nickleby. "Ay, and indeed plenty to think about, too. Your uncle has taken a strong fancy to you, that"s quite clear; and if some extraordinary good fortune doesn"t come to you, after this, I shall be a little surprised, that"s all."
With this she launched out into sundry anecdotes of young ladies, who had had thousand-pound notes given them in reticules, by eccentric uncles; and of young ladies who had accidentally met amiable gentlemen of enormous wealth at their uncles" houses, and married them, after short but ardent courtships; and Kate, listening first in apathy, and afterwards in amus.e.m.e.nt, felt, as they walked home, something of her mother"s sanguine complexion gradually awakening in her own bosom, and began to think that her prospects might be brightening, and that better days might be dawning upon them. Such is hope, Heaven"s own gift to struggling mortals; pervading, like some subtle essence from the skies, all things, both good and bad; as universal as death, and more infectious than disease!
The feeble winter"s sun-and winter"s suns in the city are very feeble indeed-might have brightened up, as he shone through the dim windows of the large old house, on witnessing the unusual sight which one half-furnished room displayed. In a gloomy corner, where, for years, had stood a silent dusty pile of merchandise, sheltering its colony of mice, and frowning, a dull and lifeless ma.s.s, upon the panelled room, save when, responding to the roll of heavy waggons in the street without, it quaked with st.u.r.dy tremblings and caused the bright eyes of its tiny citizens to grow brighter still with fear, and struck them motionless, with attentive ear and palpitating heart, until the alarm had pa.s.sed away-in this dark corner, was arranged, with scrupulous care, all Kate"s little finery for the day; each article of dress partaking of that indescribable air of jauntiness and individuality which empty garments-whether by a.s.sociation, or that they become moulded, as it were, to the owner"s form-will take, in eyes accustomed to, or picturing, the wearer"s smartness. In place of a bale of musty goods, there lay the black silk dress: the neatest possible figure in itself. The small shoes, with toes delicately turned out, stood upon the very pressure of some old iron weight; and a pile of harsh discoloured leather had unconsciously given place to the very same little pair of black silk stockings, which had been the objects of Mrs Nickleby"s peculiar care. Rats and mice, and such small gear, had long ago been starved, or had emigrated to better quarters: and, in their stead, appeared gloves, bands, scarfs, hair-pins, and many other little devices, almost as ingenious in their way as rats and mice themselves, for the tantalisation of mankind. About and among them all, moved Kate herself, not the least beautiful or unwonted relief to the stern, old, gloomy building.
In good time, or in bad time, as the reader likes to take it-for Mrs Nickleby"s impatience went a great deal faster than the clocks at that end of the town, and Kate was dressed to the very last hair-pin a full hour and a half before it was at all necessary to begin to think about it-in good time, or in bad time, the toilet was completed; and it being at length the hour agreed upon for starting, the milkman fetched a coach from the nearest stand, and Kate, with many adieux to her mother, and many kind messages to Miss La Creevy, who was to come to tea, seated herself in it, and went away in state, if ever anybody went away in state in a hackney coach yet. And the coach, and the coachman, and the horses, rattled, and jangled, and whipped, and cursed, and swore, and tumbled on together, until they came to Golden Square.
The coachman gave a tremendous double knock at the door, which was opened long before he had done, as quickly as if there had been a man behind it, with his hand tied to the latch. Kate, who had expected no more uncommon appearance than Newman Noggs in a clean shirt, was not a little astonished to see that the opener was a man in handsome livery, and that there were two or three others in the hall. There was no doubt about its being the right house, however, for there was the name upon the door; so she accepted the laced coat-sleeve which was tendered her, and entering the house, was ushered upstairs, into a back drawing-room, where she was left alone.
If she had been surprised at the apparition of the footman, she was perfectly absorbed in amazement at the richness and splendour of the furniture. The softest and most elegant carpets, the most exquisite pictures, the costliest mirrors; articles of richest ornament, quite dazzling from their beauty and perplexing from the prodigality with which they were scattered around; encountered her on every side. The very staircase nearly down to the hall-door, was crammed with beautiful and luxurious things, as though the house were brimful of riches, which, with a very trifling addition, would fairly run over into the street.
Presently, she heard a series of loud double knocks at the street-door, and after every knock some new voice in the next room; the tones of Mr Ralph Nickleby were easily distinguishable at first, but by degrees they merged into the general buzz of conversation, and all she could ascertain was, that there were several gentlemen with no very musical voices, who talked very loud, laughed very heartily, and swore more than she would have thought quite necessary. But this was a question of taste.
At length, the door opened, and Ralph himself, divested of his boots, and ceremoniously embellished with black silks and shoes, presented his crafty face.
"I couldn"t see you before, my dear," he said, in a low tone, and pointing, as he spoke, to the next room. "I was engaged in receiving them. Now-shall I take you in?"
"Pray, uncle," said Kate, a little flurried, as people much more conversant with society often are, when they are about to enter a room full of strangers, and have had time to think of it previously, "are there any ladies here?"
"No," said Ralph, shortly, "I don"t know any."
"Must I go in immediately?" asked Kate, drawing back a little.
"As you please," said Ralph, shrugging his shoulders. "They are all come, and dinner will be announced directly afterwards-that"s all."
Kate would have entreated a few minutes" respite, but reflecting that her uncle might consider the payment of the hackney-coach fare a sort of bargain for her punctuality, she suffered him to draw her arm through his, and to lead her away.
Seven or eight gentlemen were standing round the fire when they went in, and, as they were talking very loud, were not aware of their entrance until Mr Ralph Nickleby, touching one on the coat-sleeve, said in a harsh emphatic voice, as if to attract general attention- "Lord Frederick Verisopht, my niece, Miss Nickleby."
The group dispersed, as if in great surprise, and the gentleman addressed, turning round, exhibited a suit of clothes of the most superlative cut, a pair of whiskers of similar quality, a moustache, a head of hair, and a young face.
"Eh!" said the gentleman. "What-the-deyvle!"
With which broken e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.i.o.ns, he fixed his gla.s.s in his eye, and stared at Miss Nickleby in great surprise.
"My niece, my lord," said Ralph.
"Then my ears did not deceive me, and it"s not wa-a-x work," said his lordship. "How de do? I"m very happy." And then his lordship turned to another superlative gentleman, something older, something stouter, something redder in the face, and something longer upon town, and said in a loud whisper that the girl was "deyvlish pitty."
"Introduce me, Nickleby," said this second gentleman, who was lounging with his back to the fire, and both elbows on the chimneypiece.
"Sir Mulberry Hawk," said Ralph.
"Otherwise the most knowing card in the pa-ack, Miss Nickleby," said Lord Frederick Verisopht.
"Don"t leave me out, Nickleby," cried a sharp-faced gentleman, who was sitting on a low chair with a high back, reading the paper.
"Mr Pyke," said Ralph.
"Nor me, Nickleby," cried a gentleman with a flushed face and a flash air, from the elbow of Sir Mulberry Hawk.
"Mr Pluck," said Ralph. Then wheeling about again, towards a gentleman with the neck of a stork and the legs of no animal in particular, Ralph introduced him as the Honourable Mr Sn.o.bb; and a white-headed person at the table as Colonel Chowser. The colonel was in conversation with somebody, who appeared to be a make-weight, and was not introduced at all.
There were two circ.u.mstances which, in this early stage of the party, struck home to Kate"s bosom, and brought the blood tingling to her face. One was the flippant contempt with which the guests evidently regarded her uncle, and the other, the easy insolence of their manner towards herself. That the first symptom was very likely to lead to the aggravation of the second, it needed no great penetration to foresee. And here Mr Ralph Nickleby had reckoned without his host; for however fresh from the country a young lady (by nature) may be, and however unacquainted with conventional behaviour, the chances are, that she will have quite as strong an innate sense of the decencies and proprieties of life as if she had run the gauntlet of a dozen London seasons-possibly a stronger one, for such senses have been known to blunt in this improving process.
When Ralph had completed the ceremonial of introduction, he led his blushing niece to a seat. As he did so, he glanced warily round as though to a.s.sure himself of the impression which her unlooked-for appearance had created.
"An unexpected playsure, Nickleby," said Lord Frederick Verisopht, taking his gla.s.s out of his right eye, where it had, until now, done duty on Kate, and fixing it in his left, to bring it to bear on Ralph.
"Designed to surprise you, Lord Frederick," said Mr Pluck.
"Not a bad idea," said his lordship, "and one that would almost warrant the addition of an extra two and a half per cent."
"Nickleby," said Sir Mulberry Hawk, in a thick coa.r.s.e voice, "take the hint, and tack it on the other five-and-twenty, or whatever it is, and give me half for the advice."
Sir Mulberry garnished this speech with a hoa.r.s.e laugh, and terminated it with a pleasant oath regarding Mr Nickleby"s limbs, whereat Messrs Pyke and Pluck laughed consumedly.
These gentlemen had not yet quite recovered the jest, when dinner was announced, and then they were thrown into fresh ecstasies by a similar cause; for Sir Mulberry Hawk, in an excess of humour, shot dexterously past Lord Frederick Verisopht who was about to lead Kate downstairs, and drew her arm through his up to the elbow.
"No, d.a.m.n it, Verisopht," said Sir Mulberry, "fair play"s a jewel, and Miss Nickleby and I settled the matter with our eyes ten minutes ago."
"Ha, ha, ha!" laughed the honourable Mr Sn.o.bb, "very good, very good."
Rendered additionally witty by this applause, Sir Mulberry Hawk leered upon his friends most facetiously, and led Kate downstairs with an air of familiarity, which roused in her gentle breast such burning indignation, as she felt it almost impossible to repress. Nor was the intensity of these feelings at all diminished, when she found herself placed at the top of the table, with Sir Mulberry Hawk and Lord Frederick Verisopht on either side.
"Oh, you"ve found your way into our neighbourhood, have you?" said Sir Mulberry as his lordship sat down.
"Of course," replied Lord Frederick, fixing his eyes on Miss Nickleby, "how can you a-ask me?"
"Well, you attend to your dinner," said Sir Mulberry, "and don"t mind Miss Nickleby and me, for we shall prove very indifferent company, I dare say."
"I wish you"d interfere here, Nickleby," said Lord Frederick.
"What is the matter, my lord?" demanded Ralph from the bottom of the table, where he was supported by Messrs Pyke and Pluck.
"This fellow, Hawk, is monopolising your niece," said Lord Frederick.
"He has a tolerable share of everything that you lay claim to, my lord," said Ralph with a sneer.
"Gad, so he has," replied the young man; "deyvle take me if I know which is master in my house, he or I."
"I know," muttered Ralph.
"I think I shall cut him off with a shilling," said the young n.o.bleman, jocosely.
"No, no, curse it," said Sir Mulberry. "When you come to the shilling-the last shilling-I"ll cut you fast enough; but till then, I"ll never leave you-you may take your oath of it."
This sally (which was strictly founded on fact) was received with a general roar, above which, was plainly distinguishable the laughter of Mr Pyke and Mr Pluck, who were, evidently, Sir Mulberry"s toads in ordinary. Indeed, it was not difficult to see, that the majority of the company preyed upon the unfortunate young lord, who, weak and silly as he was, appeared by far the least vicious of the party. Sir Mulberry Hawk was remarkable for his tact in ruining, by himself and his creatures, young gentlemen of fortune-a genteel and elegant profession, of which he had undoubtedly gained the head. With all the boldness of an original genius, he had struck out an entirely new course of treatment quite opposed to the usual method; his custom being, when he had gained the ascendancy over those he took in hand, rather to keep them down than to give them their own way; and to exercise his vivacity upon them openly, and without reserve. Thus, he made them b.u.t.ts, in a double sense, and while he emptied them with great address, caused them to ring with sundry well-administered taps, for the diversion of society.
The dinner was as remarkable for the splendour and completeness of its appointments as the mansion itself, and the company were remarkable for doing it ample justice, in which respect Messrs Pyke and Pluck particularly signalised themselves; these two gentlemen eating of every dish, and drinking of every bottle, with a capacity and perseverance truly astonishing. They were remarkably fresh, too, notwithstanding their great exertions: for, on the appearance of the dessert, they broke out again, as if nothing serious had taken place since breakfast.
"Well," said Lord Frederick, sipping his first gla.s.s of port, "if this is a discounting dinner, all I have to say is, deyvle take me, if it wouldn"t be a good pla-an to get discount every day."
"You"ll have plenty of it, in your time," returned Sir Mulberry Hawk; "Nickleby will tell you that."
"What do you say, Nickleby?" inquired the young man; "am I to be a good customer?"
"It depends entirely on circ.u.mstances, my lord," replied Ralph.
"On your lordship"s circ.u.mstances," interposed Colonel Chowser of the Militia-and the race-courses.
The gallant colonel glanced at Messrs Pyke and Pluck as if he thought they ought to laugh at his joke; but those gentlemen, being only engaged to laugh for Sir Mulberry Hawk, were, to his signal discomfiture, as grave as a pair of undertakers. To add to his defeat, Sir Mulberry, considering any such efforts an invasion of his peculiar privilege, eyed the offender steadily, through his gla.s.s, as if astonished at his presumption, and audibly stated his impression that it was an "infernal liberty," which being a hint to Lord Frederick, he put up HIS gla.s.s, and surveyed the object of censure as if he were some extraordinary wild animal then exhibiting for the first time. As a matter of course, Messrs Pyke and Pluck stared at the individual whom Sir Mulberry Hawk stared at; so, the poor colonel, to hide his confusion, was reduced to the necessity of holding his port before his right eye and affecting to scrutinise its colour with the most lively interest.
All this while, Kate had sat as silently as she could, scarcely daring to raise her eyes, lest they should encounter the admiring gaze of Lord Frederick Verisopht, or, what was still more embarra.s.sing, the bold looks of his friend Sir Mulberry. The latter gentleman was obliging enough to direct general attention towards her.