Nicholas bore his triumph, as he had his success in the little world of the theatre, with the utmost moderation and good humour. The crestfallen Mr Lenville made an expiring effort to obtain revenge by sending a boy into the gallery to hiss, but he fell a sacrifice to popular indignation, and was promptly turned out without having his money back.
"Well, Smike," said Nicholas when the first piece was over, and he had almost finished dressing to go home, "is there any letter yet?"
"Yes," replied Smike, "I got this one from the post-office."
"From Newman Noggs," said Nicholas, casting his eye upon the cramped direction; "it"s no easy matter to make his writing out. Let me see-let me see."
By dint of poring over the letter for half an hour, he contrived to make himself master of the contents, which were certainly not of a nature to set his mind at ease. Newman took upon himself to send back the ten pounds, observing that he had ascertained that neither Mrs Nickleby nor Kate was in actual want of money at the moment, and that a time might shortly come when Nicholas might want it more. He entreated him not to be alarmed at what he was about to say;-there was no bad news-they were in good health-but he thought circ.u.mstances might occur, or were occurring, which would render it absolutely necessary that Kate should have her brother"s protection, and if so, Newman said, he would write to him to that effect, either by the next post or the next but one.
Nicholas read this pa.s.sage very often, and the more he thought of it the more he began to fear some treachery upon the part of Ralph. Once or twice he felt tempted to repair to London at all hazards without an hour"s delay, but a little reflection a.s.sured him that if such a step were necessary, Newman would have spoken out and told him so at once.
"At all events I should prepare them here for the possibility of my going away suddenly," said Nicholas; "I should lose no time in doing that." As the thought occurred to him, he took up his hat and hurried to the green-room.
"Well, Mr Johnson," said Mrs Crummles, who was seated there in full regal costume, with the phenomenon as the Maiden in her maternal arms, "next week for Ryde, then for Winchester, then for-"
"I have some reason to fear," interrupted Nicholas, "that before you leave here my career with you will have closed."
"Closed!" cried Mrs Crummles, raising her hands in astonishment.
"Closed!" cried Miss Snevellicci, trembling so much in her tights that she actually laid her hand upon the shoulder of the manageress for support.
"Why he don"t mean to say he"s going!" exclaimed Mrs Grudden, making her way towards Mrs Crummles. "Hoity toity! Nonsense."
The phenomenon, being of an affectionate nature and moreover excitable, raised a loud cry, and Miss Belvawney and Miss Brava.s.sa actually shed tears. Even the male performers stopped in their conversation, and echoed the word "Going!" although some among them (and they had been the loudest in their congratulations that day) winked at each other as though they would not be sorry to lose such a favoured rival; an opinion, indeed, which the honest Mr Folair, who was ready dressed for the savage, openly stated in so many words to a demon with whom he was sharing a pot of porter.
Nicholas briefly said that he feared it would be so, although he could not yet speak with any degree of certainty; and getting away as soon as he could, went home to con Newman"s letter once more, and speculate upon it afresh.
How trifling all that had been occupying his time and thoughts for many weeks seemed to him during that sleepless night, and how constantly and incessantly present to his imagination was the one idea that Kate in the midst of some great trouble and distress might even then be looking-and vainly too-for him!
CHAPTER 30
Festivities are held in honour of Nicholas, who suddenly withdraws himself from the Society of Mr Vincent Crummles and his Theatrical Companions Mr Vincent Crummles was no sooner acquainted with the public announcement which Nicholas had made relative to the probability of his shortly ceasing to be a member of the company, than he evinced many tokens of grief and consternation; and, in the extremity of his despair, even held out certain vague promises of a speedy improvement not only in the amount of his regular salary, but also in the contingent emoluments appertaining to his authorship. Finding Nicholas bent upon quitting the society-for he had now determined that, even if no further tidings came from Newman, he would, at all hazards, ease his mind by repairing to London and ascertaining the exact position of his sister-Mr Crummles was fain to content himself by calculating the chances of his coming back again, and taking prompt and energetic measures to make the most of him before he went away.
"Let me see," said Mr Crummles, taking off his outlaw"s wig, the better to arrive at a cool-headed view of the whole case. "Let me see. This is Wednesday night. We"ll have posters out the first thing in the morning, announcing positively your last appearance for tomorrow."
"But perhaps it may not be my last appearance, you know," said Nicholas. "Unless I am summoned away, I should be sorry to inconvenience you by leaving before the end of the week."
"So much the better," returned Mr Crummles. "We can have positively your last appearance, on Thursday-re-engagement for one night more, on Friday-and, yielding to the wishes of numerous influential patrons, who were disappointed in obtaining seats, on Sat.u.r.day. That ought to bring three very decent houses."
"Then I am to make three last appearances, am I?" inquired Nicholas, smiling.
"Yes," rejoined the manager, scratching his head with an air of some vexation; "three is not enough, and it"s very bungling and irregular not to have more, but if we can"t help it we can"t, so there"s no use in talking. A novelty would be very desirable. You couldn"t sing a comic song on the pony"s back, could you?"
"No," replied Nicholas, "I couldn"t indeed."
"It has drawn money before now," said Mr Crummles, with a look of disappointment. "What do you think of a brilliant display of fireworks?"
"That it would be rather expensive," replied Nicholas, drily.
"Eighteen-pence would do it," said Mr Crummles. "You on the top of a pair of steps with the phenomenon in an att.i.tude; "Farewell!" on a transparency behind; and nine people at the wings with a squib in each hand-all the dozen and a half going off at once-it would be very grand-awful from the front, quite awful."
As Nicholas appeared by no means impressed with the solemnity of the proposed effect, but, on the contrary, received the proposition in a most irreverent manner, and laughed at it very heartily, Mr Crummles abandoned the project in its birth, and gloomily observed that they must make up the best bill they could with combats and hornpipes, and so stick to the legitimate drama.
For the purpose of carrying this object into instant execution, the manager at once repaired to a small dressing-room, adjacent, where Mrs Crummles was then occupied in exchanging the habiliments of a melodramatic empress for the ordinary attire of matrons in the nineteenth century. And with the a.s.sistance of this lady, and the accomplished Mrs Grudden (who had quite a genius for making out bills, being a great hand at throwing in the notes of admiration, and knowing from long experience exactly where the largest capitals ought to go), he seriously applied himself to the composition of the poster.
"Heigho!" sighed Nicholas, as he threw himself back in the prompter"s chair, after telegraphing the needful directions to Smike, who had been playing a meagre tailor in the interlude, with one skirt to his coat, and a little pocket-handkerchief with a large hole in it, and a woollen nightcap, and a red nose, and other distinctive marks peculiar to tailors on the stage. "Heigho! I wish all this were over."
"Over, Mr Johnson!" repeated a female voice behind him, in a kind of plaintive surprise.
"It was an ungallant speech, certainly," said Nicholas, looking up to see who the speaker was, and recognising Miss Snevellicci. "I would not have made it if I had known you had been within hearing."
"What a dear that Mr Digby is!" said Miss Snevellicci, as the tailor went off on the opposite side, at the end of the piece, with great applause. (Smike"s theatrical name was Digby.) "I"ll tell him presently, for his gratification, that you said so," returned Nicholas.
"Oh you naughty thing!" rejoined Miss Snevellicci. "I don"t know though, that I should much mind HIS knowing my opinion of him; with some other people, indeed, it might be-" Here Miss Snevellicci stopped, as though waiting to be questioned, but no questioning came, for Nicholas was thinking about more serious matters.
"How kind it is of you," resumed Miss Snevellicci, after a short silence, "to sit waiting here for him night after night, night after night, no matter how tired you are; and taking so much pains with him, and doing it all with as much delight and readiness as if you were coining gold by it!"
"He well deserves all the kindness I can show him, and a great deal more," said Nicholas. "He is the most grateful, single-hearted, affectionate creature that ever breathed."
"So odd, too," remarked Miss Snevellicci, "isn"t he?"
"G.o.d help him, and those who have made him so; he is indeed," rejoined Nicholas, shaking his head.
"He is such a devilish close chap," said Mr Folair, who had come up a little before, and now joined in the conversation. "n.o.body can ever get anything out of him."
"What SHOULD they get out of him?" asked Nicholas, turning round with some abruptness.
"Zooks! what a fire-eater you are, Johnson!" returned Mr Folair, pulling up the heel of his dancing shoe. "I"m only talking of the natural curiosity of the people here, to know what he has been about all his life."
"Poor fellow! it is pretty plain, I should think, that he has not the intellect to have been about anything of much importance to them or anybody else," said Nicholas.
"Ay," rejoined the actor, contemplating the effect of his face in a lamp reflector, "but that involves the whole question, you know."
"What question?" asked Nicholas.
"Why, the who he is and what he is, and how you two, who are so different, came to be such close companions," replied Mr Folair, delighted with the opportunity of saying something disagreeable. "That"s in everybody"s mouth."
"The "everybody" of the theatre, I suppose?" said Nicholas, contemptuously.
"In it and out of it too," replied the actor. "Why, you know, Lenville says-"
"I thought I had silenced him effectually," interrupted Nicholas, reddening.
"Perhaps you have," rejoined the immovable Mr Folair; "if you have, he said this before he was silenced: Lenville says that you"re a regular stick of an actor, and that it"s only the mystery about you that has caused you to go down with the people here, and that Crummles keeps it up for his own sake; though Lenville says he don"t believe there"s anything at all in it, except your having got into a sc.r.a.pe and run away from somewhere, for doing something or other."
"Oh!" said Nicholas, forcing a smile.
"That"s a part of what he says," added Mr Folair. "I mention it as the friend of both parties, and in strict confidence. I don"t agree with him, you know. He says he takes Digby to be more knave than fool; and old Fluggers, who does the heavy business you know, HE says that when he delivered messages at Covent Garden the season before last, there used to be a pickpocket hovering about the coach-stand who had exactly the face of Digby; though, as he very properly says, Digby may not be the same, but only his brother, or some near relation."
"Oh!" cried Nicholas again.
"Yes," said Mr Folair, with undisturbed calmness, "that"s what they say. I thought I"d tell you, because really you ought to know. Oh! here"s this blessed phenomenon at last. Ugh, you little imposition, I should like to-quite ready, my darling,-humbug-Ring up, Mrs G., and let the favourite wake "em."
Uttering in a loud voice such of the latter allusions as were complimentary to the unconscious phenomenon, and giving the rest in a confidential "aside" to Nicholas, Mr Folair followed the ascent of the curtain with his eyes, regarded with a sneer the reception of Miss Crummles as the Maiden, and, falling back a step or two to advance with the better effect, uttered a preliminary howl, and "went on" chattering his teeth and brandishing his tin tomahawk as the Indian Savage.
"So these are some of the stories they invent about us, and bandy from mouth to mouth!" thought Nicholas. "If a man would commit an inexpiable offence against any society, large or small, let him be successful. They will forgive him any crime but that."
"You surely don"t mind what that malicious creature says, Mr Johnson?" observed Miss Snevellicci in her most winning tones.
"Not I," replied Nicholas. "If I were going to remain here, I might think it worth my while to embroil myself. As it is, let them talk till they are hoa.r.s.e. But here," added Nicholas, as Smike approached, "here comes the subject of a portion of their good-nature, so let he and I say good night together."
"No, I will not let either of you say anything of the kind," returned Miss Snevellicci. "You must come home and see mama, who only came to Portsmouth today, and is dying to behold you. Led, my dear, persuade Mr Johnson."
"Oh, I"m sure," returned Miss Ledrook, with considerable vivacity, "if YOU can"t persuade him-" Miss Ledrook said no more, but intimated, by a dexterous playfulness, that if Miss Snevellicci couldn"t persuade him, n.o.body could.
"Mr and Mrs Lillyvick have taken lodgings in our house, and share our sitting-room for the present," said Miss Snevellicci. "Won"t that induce you?"
"Surely," returned Nicholas, "I can require no possible inducement beyond your invitation."
"Oh no! I dare say," rejoined Miss Snevellicci. And Miss Ledrook said, "Upon my word!" Upon which Miss Snevellicci said that Miss Ledrook was a giddy thing; and Miss Ledrook said that Miss Snevellicci needn"t colour up quite so much; and Miss Snevellicci beat Miss Ledrook, and Miss Ledrook beat Miss Snevellicci.
"Come," said Miss Ledrook, "it"s high time we were there, or we shall have poor Mrs Snevellicci thinking that you have run away with her daughter, Mr Johnson; and then we should have a pretty to-do."
"My dear Led," remonstrated Miss Snevellicci, "how you do talk!"
Miss Ledrook made no answer, but taking Smike"s arm in hers, left her friend and Nicholas to follow at their pleasure; which it pleased them, or rather pleased Nicholas, who had no great fancy for a TETE-A-TETE under the circ.u.mstances, to do at once.
There were not wanting matters of conversation when they reached the street, for it turned out that Miss Snevellicci had a small basket to carry home, and Miss Ledrook a small bandbox, both containing such minor articles of theatrical costume as the lady performers usually carried to and fro every evening. Nicholas would insist upon carrying the basket, and Miss Snevellicci would insist upon carrying it herself, which gave rise to a struggle, in which Nicholas captured the basket and the bandbox likewise. Then Nicholas said, that he wondered what could possibly be inside the basket, and attempted to peep in, whereat Miss Snevellicci screamed, and declared that if she thought he had seen, she was sure she should faint away. This declaration was followed by a similar attempt on the bandbox, and similar demonstrations on the part of Miss Ledrook, and then both ladies vowed that they wouldn"t move a step further until Nicholas had promised that he wouldn"t offer to peep again. At last Nicholas pledged himself to betray no further curiosity, and they walked on: both ladies giggling very much, and declaring that they never had seen such a wicked creature in all their born days-never.
Lightening the way with such pleasantry as this, they arrived at the tailor"s house in no time; and here they made quite a little party, there being present besides Mr Lillyvick and Mrs Lillyvick, not only Miss Snevellicci"s mama, but her papa also. And an uncommonly fine man Miss Snevellicci"s papa was, with a hook nose, and a white forehead, and curly black hair, and high cheek bones, and altogether quite a handsome face, only a little pimply as though with drinking. He had a very broad chest had Miss Snevellicci"s papa, and he wore a threadbare blue dress-coat b.u.t.toned with gilt b.u.t.tons tight across it; and he no sooner saw Nicholas come into the room, than he whipped the two forefingers of his right hand in between the two centre b.u.t.tons, and sticking his other arm gracefully a-kimbo seemed to say, "Now, here I am, my buck, and what have you got to say to me?"
Such was, and in such an att.i.tude sat Miss Snevellicci"s papa, who had been in the profession ever since he had first played the ten-year-old imps in the Christmas pantomimes; who could sing a little, dance a little, fence a little, act a little, and do everything a little, but not much; who had been sometimes in the ballet, and sometimes in the chorus, at every theatre in London; who was always selected in virtue of his figure to play the military visitors and the speechless n.o.blemen; who always wore a smart dress, and came on arm-in-arm with a smart lady in short petticoats,-and always did it too with such an air that people in the pit had been several times known to cry out "Bravo!" under the impression that he was somebody. Such was Miss Snevellicci"s papa, upon whom some envious persons cast the imputation that he occasionally beat Miss Snevellicci"s mama, who was still a dancer, with a neat little figure and some remains of good looks; and who now sat, as she danced,-being rather too old for the full glare of the foot-lights,-in the background.
To these good people Nicholas was presented with much formality. The introduction being completed, Miss Snevellicci"s papa (who was scented with rum-and-water) said that he was delighted to make the acquaintance of a gentleman so highly talented; and furthermore remarked, that there hadn"t been such a hit made-no, not since the first appearance of his friend Mr Glavormelly, at the Coburg.
"You have seen him, sir?" said Miss Snevellicci"s papa.
"No, really I never did," replied Nicholas.
"You never saw my friend Glavormelly, sir!" said Miss Snevellicci"s papa. "Then you have never seen acting yet. If he had lived-"
"Oh, he is dead, is he?" interrupted Nicholas.
"He is," said Mr Snevellicci, "but he isn"t in Westminster Abbey, more"s the shame. He was a-. Well, no matter. He is gone to that bourne from whence no traveller returns. I hope he is appreciated THERE."
So saying Miss Snevellicci"s papa rubbed the tip of his nose with a very yellow silk handkerchief, and gave the company to understand that these recollections overcame him.
"Well, Mr Lillyvick," said Nicholas, "and how are you?"
"Quite well, sir," replied the collector. "There is nothing like the married state, sir, depend upon it."
"Indeed!" said Nicholas, laughing.
"Ah! nothing like it, sir," replied Mr Lillyvick solemnly. "How do you think," whispered the collector, drawing him aside, "how do you think she looks tonight?"
"As handsome as ever," replied Nicholas, glancing at the late Miss Petowker.
"Why, there"s air about her, sir," whispered the collector, "that I never saw in anybody. Look at her now she moves to put the kettle on. There! Isn"t it fascination, sir?"
"You"re a lucky man," said Nicholas.
"Ha, ha, ha!" rejoined the collector. "No. Do you think I am though, eh? Perhaps I may be, perhaps I may be. I say, I couldn"t have done much better if I had been a young man, could I? You couldn"t have done much better yourself, could you-eh-could you?" With such inquires, and many more such, Mr Lillyvick jerked his elbow into Nicholas"s side, and chuckled till his face became quite purple in the attempt to keep down his satisfaction.
By this time the cloth had been laid under the joint superintendence of all the ladies, upon two tables put together, one being high and narrow, and the other low and broad. There were oysters at the top, sausages at the bottom, a pair of snuffers in the centre, and baked potatoes wherever it was most convenient to put them. Two additional chairs were brought in from the bedroom: Miss Snevellicci sat at the head of the table, and Mr Lillyvick at the foot; and Nicholas had not only the honour of sitting next Miss Snevellicci, but of having Miss Snevellicci"s mama on his right hand, and Miss Snevellicci"s papa over the way. In short, he was the hero of the feast; and when the table was cleared and something warm introduced, Miss Snevellicci"s papa got up and proposed his health in a speech containing such affecting allusions to his coming departure, that Miss Snevellicci wept, and was compelled to retire into the bedroom.
"Hush! Don"t take any notice of it," said Miss Ledrook, peeping in from the bedroom. "Say, when she comes back, that she exerts herself too much."
Miss Ledrook eked out this speech with so many mysterious nods and frowns before she shut the door again, that a profound silence came upon all the company, during which Miss Snevellicci"s papa looked very big indeed-several sizes larger than life-at everybody in turn, but particularly at Nicholas, and kept on perpetually emptying his tumbler and filling it again, until the ladies returned in a cl.u.s.ter, with Miss Snevellicci among them.
"You needn"t alarm yourself a bit, Mr Snevellicci," said Mrs Lillyvick. "She is only a little weak and nervous; she has been so ever since the morning."
"Oh," said Mr Snevellicci, "that"s all, is it?"
"Oh yes, that"s all. Don"t make a fuss about it," cried all the ladies together.
Now this was not exactly the kind of reply suited to Mr Snevellicci"s importance as a man and a father, so he picked out the unfortunate Mrs Snevellicci, and asked her what the devil she meant by talking to him in that way.
"Dear me, my dear!" said Mrs Snevellicci.
"Don"t call me your dear, ma"am," said Mr Snevellicci, "if you please."
"Pray, pa, don"t," interposed Miss Snevellicci.
"Don"t what, my child?"
"Talk in that way."
"Why not?" said Mr Snevellicci. "I hope you don"t suppose there"s anybody here who is to prevent my talking as I like?"