All the men were out of all the cars, either helping, advising, or trying to get near enough to do one or both. The chauffeuse herself was sitting behind her wheel with the manner of a youthful queen on a throne receiving homage from courtiers. The Grayles-Grice is gray, and she was dressed in gray to match, a light pearl gray I should say it would be called. She has a complexion also like pearl, but not gray pearl.
Excitement had given her a bright rosy colour. Her black hair--I don"t know whether excitement makes a girl"s hair curl--but anyhow hers was doing it, in little rings and spirals which fluttered in the breeze and blew across her cheeks and eyes. By the way, she has the bluest eyes I ever saw in human head. She was thanking her courtiers charmingly whenever they came within speaking distance, rolling her "r"s" in a fascinating French fashion she has, and whenever a heated red man would lift his head from the open bonnet or pop up from under the car she would remark how _kind_ he was, or how sad she felt that he should be having all this trouble for _her_! Then other men for whom there was not room at the bonnet or under the capacious Grayles-Grice envied the hot red ones, and intimated (in order to get hot and red and awake sympathy themselves) that they and they alone could find out what was the matter.
I should estimate that at least a dozen men had enlisted under the voluntary system, while others on the outer ring only waited their turn.
As for the stranded autos (whose number increased as the minutes went on), ladies young and old who sat desiring the return of their cavaliers looked as pleased as the wives of Circe"s admirers must have looked while their male belongings were transformed into beasts.
"Why doesn"t somebody roll the old thing out of the way and let us go on?" shrieked one of a carful of school teachers deserted by their chauffeur. He, from a distance, explained not too patiently that the trouble was, the thing _wouldn"t_ roll. I am pretty sure that not one of the men engaged was in a hurry for it to budge; for you know as well as I that all men are deeply romantic at heart, the oldest boys as well as the youngest boys--or more so. This girl looked like Romance incarnate--the face that we see in the sunrise and in our dreams--and it couldn"t be often that most of these good commonplace chaps came in for such an adventure.
"Oh, Mr. Storm!" exclaimed Miss Moore when I added myself to the rank of recruits. Everybody stared at me. I felt I was not liked. "You see I"ve br-roken down!" she explained with the smile of a child. "The poor car won"t move without ter-r-rible danger, and no one can find out what the mystery is--though they"re _so good_ to me!"
Perhaps she wildly hoped there might be a bond between the man of mystery and all other mysteries. It didn"t seem likely that where so many men had failed I should succeed; still, I"d driven a Grayles-Grice (you remember, don"t you?) and perhaps they hadn"t.
"I suppose you don"t know things about cars?" she questioned anxiously, as I drew nearer.
"I know some things," I admitted with due modesty. And suddenly I wanted to succeed where these others had failed. Because, though I had done some small favours for her, she hadn"t known about them, so she had never thanked me except in the most casual way. I thought it would be rather nice to be thanked by her. I gazed at the Grayles-Grice, which also gazed at me from under her bonnet, and seemed to wink with her carburetor.
"How do you know she won"t move?" I inquired of every one in general and no one in particular.
"The young lady begged us not to try, as it had been tried already by two gentlemen on motor bikes, who had to go on before this lot came,"
the school teachers" chauffeur defended the crowd"s intelligence and his own. "I thought it might be a ball broken in the bearings had jammed a rear wheel, but it ain"t that; so we took a squint at the differential, but it ain"t that either."
"Shall we try again to give her a shove?" I suggested. "The traffic can"t be held up here all night. Pretty soon it will be solid between here and New York."
"Oh, _don"t_ try till you find out what"s the matter!" cried Miss Moore.
"There was the most hor-r-r-rible noise when those two other men tried.
We might be killed!"
I made her get down, and then, with a couple of bold volunteers, risked the mystic peril that lurked behind the "hor-r-rible noise," by attempting to push the car to the edge of the road.
If you will believe me, the Grayles-Grice rolled silently and smoothly as if she were on skates. In a moment she was out of the way, and the coast clear for the crowd. But no man near enough to have seen Miss Moore stirred until I had made a further discovery. The deep-rooted trouble which had defied the gray matter of all explorers proved to be nothing more or less than complete lack of gasoline. No one had thought of that, because the search had been for something serious and esoteric.
"Gas" was offered on all hands, and the G.-G., having drunk long and deep, was once more refreshed as a giant to run her course.
"Shall I drive, or will you?" I mildly asked Miss Moore.
"_Can_ you?" she inquired.
"I don"t think I"ve forgotten how. I drove a Grayles-Grice once for a year when I was down on my luck."
(You"ll let that statement go unchallenged, won"t you? It was the most beastly year of my life.)
We were about to start on a return journey to Kidd"s Pines, with me at the helm, and quite an audience looking on, when two policemen came b.u.mping along in a short-nosed car. They bawled out a question: Had any of us "folks" seen two fellows on motor bikes?
Miss Moore was the only one of the "folks" who had. "Do tell them I saw the men," she appealed to me. And then before I could open my lips she had (characteristically of woman) plunged into the recital herself. Her car had come to a standstill, she explained, in the middle of the road.
She couldn"t make it start. Two motor bicycle riders had appeared and would have pa.s.sed, but she signalled them to stop. She begged the pair to push her car out of the way. At first she thought they meant to hurry on. They went past her, one on each side. But they muttered something to each other, stopped suddenly, and jumped off their machines. They were laughing together as they came running back. They said, "All right, Miss," and took hold of the Grayles-Grice as if to wheel her to the edge of the road. But then there followed a fear-r-ful bang, like a pistol shot, and Miss Moore noticed a queer smell--a little like the Fourth of July when you were a child. She was frightened, and so were the men. One of them cried out, "Something wrong here! This"ll take an expert!" And the other warned her, _whatever_ she did, not to let anybody who didn"t understand that make of motor try to budge the wheels an inch. Then the two were obliged to go in haste because they had a ferryboat to catch.
Not long after autos and autos began to stream along from both directions, and were held up because she warned every one not to move the car.
Clever dodge, wasn"t it? The pair had robbed a jewellery shop window, and bagged a whole trayful of suburban engagement rings. As it happened, the police had taken up a wrong scent before they got on the right one.
But had the watchdogs come along a few minutes earlier they would have found their way blocked effectively. One of the thieves had fired a torpedo in the road just behind the G.-G. to scare the chauffeuse (one of those big, fat torpedoes motorists and bicyclists sometimes use to frighten dogs) and so had secured a clear road to the nearest ferry.
The policemen found the fragments of the torpedo in the dust--after I had suggested their looking for it.
That is the way I entered Miss Moore"s service as temporary chauffeur, combining the duties as best I may with secretarial work for Mrs.
Shuster. I"m not sure yet how the two parts are to be doubled successfully, but I"m sure of one thing: I don"t mean to throw either part up at present, so there"s no use in your grumbling or preaching.
Some new people have come to stay in the hotel, a jolly family of boys and girls, and a few days" motor trip is suggested, with me at the helm.
The party will consist of the jolly Family, about whom more later; Miss Moore as conductress; and Captain and Mrs. Winston accompanying in their own car, as chaperons. For some extraordinary reason, which puzzles me, Mrs. S. is not going. Apropos of this excursion, I warn you, my dear friend, that you needn"t fash yourself to answer my letter in a hurry.
You may take time to think. Mrs. Shuster is not only willing, but anxious, for me to drive for the party. I can"t imagine why. But I shall certainly _know_ why, and perhaps to my sorrow, when I get back. If I hadn"t taken on the job, Caspian would. He spent two days away from Kidd"s Pines, and Moncourt (just back from a trip to town as I finish writing) saw him in N. Y. in a Grayles-Grice, apparently taking a lesson how to drive. (His own car is a Wilmot.) When he returned, it was without the Wilmot. Said he"d had an accident, and his auto would be laid up for a week; he hoped Miss Moore would let him avail himself of her G.-G. when necessary. He was too late, however, for this particular occasion. All arrangements had been made in his absence. I"ve n.o.bly refused an extra salary; but I expect to have heaven knows how much extra fun. I bet Caspian"s car will be mended unexpectedly soon, as another is booked to drive the G.-G. this time.
Yours, P. S.
The Wilmot has arrived from New York, and doubtless will follow us like a tame dog. If my hand has not forgotten its cunning, the said dog will find itself often outdistanced.
VI
THE HONBLE MRS. WINSTON TO THE COUNTESS OF LANE
_Easthampton, Long Island._ _The loveliest moonlight April night._
DEAREST MERCeDES:
We"re just beginning a short motor trip, pausing here all night because it"s beautiful, and because there"s a dance which Pat and a large family of girls, appropriately named Goodrich, wish to sample. To tell the truth, I shouldn"t mind dancing, myself! They"re going to have a quaint new thing dedicated by its inventor to Long Island. It"s called the Gull Glide. But Jack did too much last week, teaching Patsey to drive her giant Grayles-Grice, and he says if he danced anything it would have to be the Shamblers" Shake. I wouldn"t put my nose inside the ballroom without him; vowed I"d be bored stiff. The Goodrich girls" mother is chaperoning her brood and Pat. I made Jack "seek his bed," as the French say, but I"m on the balcony of our private sitting-room, in the moonlight, writing by an electric lamp whose shade looks like an illuminated red rose seen through silver mist. The music, which throbs up to me like heart-beats, mingles with the undertone of the sea and makes me thankful that Jack"s so nice and loves me so much. Not to be loved in such music and such moonlight would make one feel one wasn"t a woman!
The dance has just begun and will last hours. I"ve no intention of trying to sleep till it"s over, because I"m sure Pat will have things to tell which really _can"t_ wait till morning. Things like that never can!
Meanwhile I shall have time for a long letter to you--the kind you say you like to get.
This is really for Monty also, since you are now with him, helping him to get well, "Somewhere in France." Jack wanted to write a few lines to-night, to put with mine, but his arm is very lame. He said, "Tell Monty this is like old times, when he was recuperating in Davos, and I was "Lightning Conductor" for Molly Randolph."
Good gracious, what a lot of water has run past mills and under wheels of motors since then! But luckily (since you ask us to chronicle our adventures, as Jack did for Monty in those days) we can still mix the honey of love with the lubricating oil of the machine. It will most likely be Pat"s and somebody else"s love, not ours, although our stock never runs dry. But you"re interested in Pat"s affairs, and really they _do_ get more complicated and exciting every day. I shan"t tell you much about them just now, but will save that part of the narrative for by and by, in case there"s anything to add at half-past midnight. There generally is news from the front about that time.
Meanwhile, Monty (who is as ignorant of this country as Jack was only the other day) clamours for J."s "impressions of America." Since Jack can"t put them on paper, I will. I know all his most topographical thoughts, because he"s trying them--not "on a dog" but on me, while I drive the car to save his good right arm. "The Lightning Conductor Discovering America" I call him, as everything surprises and interests him so hugely, you would think he was an "O Pioneer!" Long Island isn"t your "pitch," Mercedes dear, and you don"t know much about it from the inside, so to speak. You may imagine, therefore, that it"s a small, sophisticated spot on the map for us to _discover_. But there"s where you"re wrong, my dear! It"s not small and it"s not sophisticated. It may look tiny on paper, but it feels far from tiny when you set forth to motor over it. It feels about the size I used to picture England before I went abroad.
[Ill.u.s.tration: LONG ISLAND "There"s absolutely nothing like it on the other side of the water, not even in Devonshire or Dorset"]
Jack fancied (he dared not say so to me till he could add "I made a big mistake") that America was new and indigestible, like freshly baked bread. As for Long Island, he visioned it as a seaside suburb of New York. Now, he"s so fascinated with Awepesha and its environment that he"s simply bolting history by the yard! You know, he always was keen on that sort of thing when he travelled; but like most Britishers he flattered himself that he had been _born_ knowing all that was worth knowing in the history of the United States: a little about the Revolution and the Civil War, and "--er--well really, what else _was_ there, you know, if you"d read Cooper and "Uncle Tom"s Cabin" when you were a boy?"
Now, he browses in Cousin John Randolph Payton"s respectable library, where every book is bound like every other book in "half calf," and he sees that things began to wake up over here several hundreds of years ago. He has even discovered that an ancestor of his was one of the first important settlers of Long Island, apparently a perfect pig of a man who was horrid to innocent Indians--charming Indians who believed that Europeans meant what they said. I can"t reconcile it with Jack to have had a pig for an ancestor, but he certainly had, at least one. Luckily the tendency has run out in the family ages ago.
But to turn from ancestral pigs to our Island!
Jack says the history of Long Island is the history of the whole country in miniature, like "the world seen through the little eye of a sparrow,"
as Emerson would have said. In fact, it"s _Some_ island, as Emerson would _not_ have said; and of course we think our part the loveliest and historicalest of all. There"s more variety in history as well as scenery on this island than in many entire _states_. You simply take your choice. You say to yourself, "Do I prefer Indian history and names? Or do I prefer the Dutch? Or does my taste run in the direction of the English? Do I want to visit the sites of Indian ma.s.sacres or Revolutionary battles? Does pirate treasure lure me? Am I thrilled by the adventures of whaling-ships and their brave captains?" When you"ve chosen, you point your auto"s nose in the direction desired. The only thing you _couldn"t_ find in the Island"s thousand miles of glorious roads--(yes, my child, a thousand miles, to say nothing of the not so glorious ones!)--the only thing, I repeat, would be something completely modern.
That proud statement doesn"t sound true, but it is. You could find plenty of new houses, the newest of the new: palaces of millionaires, middle-sized houses of middle-cla.s.s people who are happier than the happiest millionaires; fantastic cottages for summer folk; cozy cottages of "commuters"; queer colonies of Italians, and even of darkies; but there isn"t a foot of Long Island ground on which these palaces and houses and cottages and colonies have sprung up that isn"t as historic as European soil. It"s enthralling to see how intimately and neatly history here links itself with history on the other side: history of England, France, and Holland; n.o.ble names and great events. That"s what delights Jack, picking up these links, and fitting them together like bits of jigsaw puzzles. He"s absolutely _thrilled_, and wants to stop the car whenever we come to one of the curiously deformed old trees which still, on country roads, mark the direction of ancient Indian trails. This fad of Jack"s leads to awkwardness during our present excursion, as we"re part of a weird cavalcade which I"ll describe to you later. But just now I _can"t_ let you off those trees!
The Indians of different tribes had a way of bending one of the lower boughs of a young oak chosen for the sacrifice, bending it so that it grew horizontally, pointing the way along the trail for the initiated.
They would have trees done like that at regular intervals; but if you were a silly European you wouldn"t know without being told what the trees meant by sticking out their elbows in that significant way; and so you would stupidly proceed to get yourself lost.