"I thought," said I, "you were socialist, and for you one man was worth another."
"I am not that now," he hurried to tell me. "Since I came into so much responsibility I am broader."
I knew what he meant, because now I learn the nuances of English words.
But to spite him I agreed. "Ah, yes, it is in the waist a little, I suppose!" That was the cat in me, for it is true he is growing fat just at his waistcoat. But I remembered in time my promise to Larry and dropped the cat to be the meek mouse, while Mr. C. explained with care that it was his mind which had broadened out.
Perhaps I might have been sorry I had scratched, if he had not gone on with talk against Peter Storm, as he always does if he finds me alone, or else he makes love. He tried to explain two telegrams that Mrs.
Shuster had sent wrong: one which was meant for him, addressed to Mr.
Storm, and vice versa. It seemed as if Mr. Caspian had wanted her to get Peter back in the middle of the trip, on a pretense of much work; but he tried to make me believe it was not his wish at all. "I am Mrs.
Shuster"s friend, and she asks my advice," he said. "Honestly I do think Storm is a slacker about work. It looks as if he"d only engaged as her secretary to get into a cla.s.s above his own and enjoy himself. I"m afraid he"ll lose his job if he doesn"t "watch" out, the way Mrs.
Shuster feels. But she"s good-natured, and perhaps she"ll give him another chance if he shows his good will by stopping indoors to-morrow and correcting some proofs that must go to the publishers in a hurry. I happen to know they"ve arrived, by express delivery. It"s a test of Storm"s loyalty. If you"re willing to let me drive your car on its sight-seeing tour of the neighbourhood, Storm can make good with Mrs.
Shuster."
These were almost the words he spoke, for I listened hard while I thought what to do.
I answered, sweet as honey, "Yes, _please_ drive to-morrow. I will tell Mr. Storm he is free to work for Mrs. Shuster all day long."
He was so pleased with me! Then Peter happened to walk by, in another path, and I said, "I will break it now." "Do!" he whispered back; and did not try to come with me, as he often does if I am going near Peter.
It is a joke with Peter and me since the mistake of the telegrams that Mr. Caspian would do some desperate thing to drive the Grayles-Grice, and that made it more easy to play a little trick. I said: "I hear you are asked to correct proofs of a peace tract. Is it hard to do, or could I help when I finish a long letter I write to-morrow? I have seen so many beautiful sights, I shall mix all up in my mind if I see more before I put on paper my thoughts about them. Mr. Caspian can drive well enough the short smooth ways we have mapped out, do you not think?--and he would have his wish."
Peter laughed, and so did I. There was not need to explain for him to understand that the plan was part of our joke.
Oh, it has been the most heavenly day in the garden! I have sat on a purply red velvet cushion, on a marble seat brought from Italy. Behind the seat is a row of cedars, like a guard of black soldiers. These things suit Long Island as well as they suit Italy, though Peter laughs at them for being here. He laughs in a good-natured yet almost sad way, as if he thought it wrong to make fun of what a dead man did for love of his son. Peter has sat in the garden, too, working hard, and we have not disturbed each other. The j.a.panese brought us lunch out of doors in a summer house built like a temple in a Roman garden. We had hothouse strawberries and cream of Jersey cows, and when Peter heard me say I would like to see a Jersey, he ordered a j.a.panese to have one fetched.
It came--oh, so small a cow, like a great toy, colour of biscuit, and with a purple tongue which it rolled round a tartine I gave. I have never been more happy.
I would have asked Peter at _dejeuner_ if there was a son of Marcel Moncourt, but it seemed not the right time somehow, I can hardly tell why. When I have helped him with the proofs perhaps. (I am to copy his marks on a second set, and I shall try so hard not to have mistakes!) Or to-night, at the Piping Rock Club, where we shall dance together, I hope. Anyway soon. And I will write to you all he says.
Your fairy-tale goose girl--or princess--I know not which!
PATRICE.
IX
ANGeLE DUBOIS, PATRICIA MOORE"S MAID, TO THE MARQUISE DE MONCOURT
(_A translation of her letter into English._)
Madame la Marquise has done me the honour of commanding me to write when there was news, good or bad, of the distinguished Monsieur Laurence Moore.
The first time I took pen in hand I had the pain of telling Madame of his failure in finance, which greeted Mademoiselle his daughter and me on our arrival in this country. Had it not been for my promise to Madame, I do not know if my courage would have supported the humiliations I was obliged to suffer at that time, but I reminded myself of her confidence in me, and praise be to the saints was able to accomplish my duties until better days dawned. In this I was aided by the kindness of Monsieur, who has much sympathy and condescension for all near him. It is unfortunate that he should be forced to put his beautiful house to the uses of a hotel, as I took the liberty of complaining before to Madame. But such is the unique charm of Monsieur, he carries off this apparent ignominy without losing caste, and is most popular with all his guests and domestics--even too popular with some of the former who are females. And this brings me to my excuse for troubling Madame.
Poor Monsieur is as gay and good-natured as a boy. He can bear to hurt the feelings of no one, not even a cat, human or otherwise. And then, naturally, like all men, he has a weakness for being comfortable. Money should grow in his pockets, but alas! it does not. They are often empty, and he knows not how to put up with that. It is no doubt the duty of his daughter to take a husband rich and generous enough to put Monsieur in the position he should fill, without anxieties, where, if there is any question of a second marriage for him, the choice of a wife may be made by his heart. And if Madame la Marquise will forgive me the immense presumption of speaking my mind, I may say that, from the inquiries Monsieur has made concerning his friends in France, I feel a.s.sured his soul is really there.
Most unluckily, however, Mademoiselle--who pretends such devotion to her "Larry"--puts her own fancies before his welfare. I have done all my possible to persuade her that she should accept a certain Monsieur Caspian, who has one of the great fortunes of this country, it appears, and is also most presentable. This I have done not only because it is for the ultimate good of Mademoiselle, and because Monsieur Caspian has been considerate to me, but far more because of my promise to watch in every way the true interests of Monsieur Moore. With such a son-in-law, he would be free to turn his face toward France: and he himself wishes the marriage in his wiser moments. He may even have borrowed some few thousands of francs from Monsieur Caspian. But his good nature is the enemy again--always the enemy! He has fear of being the cruel parent.
Indeed he is not, I think, intended by heaven for a parent at all. Yet, rather than push Mademoiselle into a marriage, he is ready to be drawn into one himself, and there is now much danger that this may happen.
As I write, Mademoiselle is away on a short automobile tour, and Monsieur is completely unprotected, except by me, and what can I do but write to Madame la Marquise? Staying in the house is a dangerous woman, not possessed of siren fascinations; indeed, on the contrary, she is of a plainness to chill the blood of a _debonnaire_ man like Monsieur Moore. It is her money that is the magnet, and ah, the power makes itself felt! She, the woman who has the _bourgeois_ name of Shuster, has remained at home, giving various excuses, but the true reason is to get herself safely engaged to Monsieur before the return of his daughter.
Monsieur also, it must be confessed, is a little to blame in this matter, but it is his good nature once more! And, then, he was not perhaps averse to an innocent flirtation with a woman, even an unattractive one, who flattered him. Now, he is being drawn farther than he may have meant when he made the pretext that he was needed at home. I would telegraph to Madame, but I do not see what good that would accomplish. It is not likely that even to save an old friend from disaster, Madame would launch herself at a moment"s notice upon a dangerous voyage. Besides, there is this consolation: even if Monsieur is led by the nose--his so handsome nose!--a betrothal is not a marriage, and there is many a cup does not reach the lip which awaits it.
Madame la Marquise may rest a.s.sured that I will not leave a stone unturned to prevent the worst from coming about. When Mademoiselle returns I will make her comprehend that her dearly loved father"s happiness is in her hands. She has but to make a small sacrifice which she will never regret. Even for herself it would be well, were there no other to consider, for there is on the scene a _person extremely undesirable_ of whom Mademoiselle is thinking too much. I have been asked to warn her against him, and I do my best, but it is a delicate situation. Mademoiselle can be obstinate as the camel. She would have little regard for my advice had I not come to her from Madame.
With unfailing devotion and respect, I am the humble servant of Madame la Marquise,
ANGeLE DUBOIS.
X
EDWARD CASPIAN TO MRS. SHUSTER
MY DEAR FRIEND:
If I dated this letter "The Stanislaws House," it would suggest nothing to you except a hotel. It"s not a hotel; but it has _no name_, and it is generally spoken of in this way. As a matter of fact, it ought to be mine, and I"ve suffered from a strong sense of irritation in being brought here against my will. I couldn"t prevent the party coming, however, and as I didn"t care to turn my back while P. S. had everything his own way, I let myself be dragged, as you might say, at his victorious chariot wheels.
We were to have gone to the nearest hotel, as you know, for your telegram to me (just forwarded) and the proofs for Storm were both addressed there. P. S. had this invitation up his sleeve as a surprise for the crowd. His pal Moncourt knows the man to whom the place was left by young Stanislaws, or else he got the favour through the man"s lawyer, which I think more likely. But no use troubling you with details of the affair, which can"t interest you as it does me. Suffice it to say it"s a very fine place, and there"s something queer about the ownership which, as it happens, my detectives are at this very time trying to get at the root of. I"ve never ceased to feel that I have been defrauded. I suspect Storm heard something of the story from Moncourt, and put him up to arranging the "surprise" more to annoy me than to please any one else.
Well, he scored, I can"t deny. But the man laughs best who laughs last, you know, and it"s my turn now. I got my chance at Piping Rock, as I expected; and as I shan"t arrive at Kidd"s Pines with the others, I am writing this to put you on to the situation; also to acknowledge your telegram. It was nice of you to send it like that, the minute you got my scolding letter from Easthampton. I"m sorry I was so severe, though I had some excuse to be cross. I forgive you freely, now things are turning out a little better, and I ask you to do the same with me.
I am writing, as before, in a hurry, for I have to go to New York on important business. My own car has been put to rights, and I am expecting it to turn up at any minute. I shall post this, express, on the way to town.
Well, the little lady played me a trick day before yesterday. Watch out for her, my friend! She looks as innocent as a Christmas card angel, but she"s got something of the p.u.s.s.y cat in her composition. Not that I like her the less for that. It"s more exciting. The only way is, to know what one may have to expect, and be ready for emergencies. She may try to make trouble for _you_ in a certain direction, so hurry up and fix things! But so far as I"m concerned, it seems as if I"d got her in hand since last night.
The trick she played was to send me off, driving her beastly Grayles-Grice, and carting the Goodrich family round the country, while she and Peter Storm spooned in an imitation Italian garden. I hadn"t a notion the girl meant to stay behind till I was in the car with the wheel in my hand. The Goodrich lot were in, too. One of them wanted to know what we were waiting for? I said, "For Miss Moore." "Oh, she isn"t coming!" remarked the gigantic young female. "She"s got letters to write."
Letters be blighted! It took all my _n.o.blesse oblige_ not to step out of the automobile and refuse to stir. But it would have looked rather too marked, and that little devil of a Mrs. Winston would have been too much tickled. Her car was close by at the time, and for once she"d stopped chattering, no doubt to see how I would bear the blow she probably knew was coming. My one satisfaction was to give her _none_! But I hoped for more later, and got it, as you are going to hear.
I had made a plan for the evening, in case Storm showed up for the dance. It was quite a simple one. I hadn"t given him a special invitation, as I had the others, and if he took it for granted he was asked, it was his own fault. I knew that one of the most exclusive women in society was coming to the dance, Mrs. Sam de Silverley. You may have known she was on your ship, though it"s unlikely you saw her, as she was badly sick all the way across, I"ve heard. She"s been rather friendly with me since I came into my money; in fact, I helped to get her the house she"s taken for the summer, not far from the Piping Rock Club. It belongs to a man I know, a great golfer, in France with the American Ambulance just now; and it was on my programme for the day to call and ask her to be nice to my party in the evening. I did call, while the crowd were having a picnic-lunch, ran the Grayles-Grice to her place, and stopped long enough for coffee. She"s fond of a little gossip, and knew all about the debacle at Kidd"s Pines of course. I gave her a few picturesque details of P. S. and his exploits on land. Mrs. Sam had already heard of those at sea. The stewardess and her maid had cheered the monotony of the voyage by describing the "Stormy Petrel," as it seems you all called him on shipboard. I let _you_ down lightly; said that out of charity you"d employed the man to do secretarial work, to which he was entirely unsuited, but that he was thoroughly at home as chauffeur. I enlarged a little on his impudence, and remarked that I shouldn"t be surprised if he had the cheek to turn up at the dance, pretending to be my guest.
"If he does, I have enough influence in the club to see that he is asked to go," Mrs. de Silverley a.s.sured me. And that was exactly what I wanted. It would be awkward for me, in the circ.u.mstances, to have him put out, I said, but if the club did it, understanding that he was _not_ my guest, I should be grateful.
This was the whole of my original plan, and I carried it out as intended. But since beginning to work it up, I found I had Miss Patty to punish as well as P. S. I concentrated my whole mind on my objective while the Goodrich girls admired the scenery, during the afternoon run; and toward evening I thought I saw my way to something _big_.
You haven"t seen the Piping Rock Club yet, I think. Well, it"s absolutely _it_, and only the right people belong. There"s fine golf, and tennis of course, and I"ve heard Englishmen say the lawns are more like the turf "at home" than any they"ve seen on this side. In fact, Winston said that very thing to-day: called the club an "American Ranelagh." Not that I set much value on his opinion! The clubhouse itself is just like some jolly old country house: white shingles and green blinds, green and white awnings, large open court with brick walks running all around, and a fountain playing in the middle, wicker chairs scattered about the court, and window boxes full of pink flowers, wide verandas or loggias, or whatever you call them, where you can have tea or most anything else you want; a lot of rooms with comfortable chintz-covered furniture, jolly chintz like the old patterns at Kidd"s Pines, and a ballroom fit for Buckingham Palace. You"ll love the place; but I"m not describing it to make you regret stopping at home. If things have gone right with you, it would take twenty Piping Rocks to do that--and _then_ one! All I"m aiming at is to show you the swell sort of setting I had for my stage last night.
The big dances are in the fall and winter. This one was a special affair, very smart but not big, and that made every one there more conspicuous. Our crowd had about the only strangers in it. Pretty well all the rest knew each other, and most of them belonged to the same clique. I felt good all over, as if I had a chance of coming into my own, when I found Storm in the chauffeur"s seat of the Grayles-Grice, ready to drive us to the dance. He was in evening clothes under his big coat: had worn them to dinner of course, pretty weird ones; ready made, I should say. I guessed that he meant to brave the business out, though I wasn"t quite easy in my mind up to the last that he wouldn"t make some excuse to go home when he"d got us to the clubhouse. But not a word of the sort did he utter. On the contrary, I heard him tell Miss Moore she "wasn"t to forget their dance." That made me hot in the collar, and if I"d been inclined to wobble before, I nailed my colours to the mast then. Not only was I egged on by my anger against that fellow, who has deliberately put stumbling-blocks in my way from the first, but by my sincere desire for Miss Moore"s welfare. Quite apart from my wishes where she is concerned, nothing could be worse for her than an entanglement with an adventurer like Storm--a man from the dark, you might call him, if you chose to say nothing worse. And already the Goodriches are talking--made jokes in the automobile yesterday about the two who had stayed at home to "write."
How girls manage to squeeze such a lot of clothes into small s.p.a.ce, I don"t know. Anyhow, Miss Patty and the Goodriches and the two young married women didn"t appear in the same dresses they had worn for the dance at Easthampton. I never saw Patty look so pretty, though as a rule I don"t like green, and to me it"s unlucky. I shall never let her have another green dress when we are married, becoming though the colour may be. Storm was looking after the Grayles-Grice when the rest of us went into the clubhouse, so I knew the dance Patty was to "remember" couldn"t be the first. I asked her to sit it out with me, and she hesitated a minute. "Has some one else got ahead of me?" I asked. She said no, but she had been thinking she wouldn"t give the first dance to any one; she would "sit with Molly and Jack." It shot into my head that she didn"t want Storm to come in and find her with me, knowing he wastes no love on yours truly. I was mad, but I kept cool. "All right, let me sit with you all three," I said. "I"ve got something important to tell you that can"t very well wait."
I saw by her eye what she thought the "something important" was, so I hurried to disabuse her mind. "It"s about Storm," I explained. "I don"t know whether you"d care to save him serious trouble, but you can do so if we talk the thing over while there"s time."
"Of course I would care to!" she said. "He"s been very kind to Larry and me."