"Dinna ye be thinkin" to put awa" Meg, an" then come coortin" me!"
said Jess, sharply.
Saunders was hurt for the moment at this pointed allusion both to his profession and also to his condition as a "seekin"" widower.
"Wha seeks you, Jess, "ill be sair ill-aff!" he replied very briskly for a cuif.
The sound of Meg"s voice in round altercation with Jock Gordon, the privileged "natural" or innocent fool of the parish, interrupted this interchange of amenities, which was indeed as friendly and as much looked for between lads and la.s.ses as the ordinary greeting of "Weel, hoo"s a" wi" ye the nicht?" which began every conversation between responsible folks.
"Jock Gordon, ye lazy ne"er-do-weel, ye hinna carried in a single peat, an" it comin" on for parritch-time. D"ye think my maister can let the like o" you sorn on him, week in, week oot, like a mawk on a sheep"s hurdie? Gae wa" oot o" that, lyin" sumphin"
[sulking] an" sleepin" i" the middle o" the forenicht, an" carry the water for the boiler an" bring in the peats frae the stack."
Then there arose a strange elricht quavering voice--the voice of those to whom has not been granted their due share of wits. Jock Gordon was famed all over the country for his shrewd replies to those who set their wits in contest with his. Jock is remembered on all Deeside, and even to Nithsdale. He was a man well on in years at this time, certainly not less than forty-five. But on his face there was no wrinkle set, not a fleck of gray upon his bonnetless fox-red shock of hair, weather-rusted and usually stuck full of feathers and short pieces of hay. Jock Gordon was permitted to wander as a privileged visitor through the length and breadth of the south hill country. He paid long visits to Craig Ronald, where he had a great admiration and reverence for the young mistress, and a hearty detestation for Meg Kissock, who, as he at all times a.s.serted, "was the warst maister to serve atween the Cairnsmuirs."
"Richt weel I"ll do yer biddin", Meg Kissock," he answered in his shrill falsetto, "but no for your sake or the sake o" ony belangin" to you. But there"s yae bonny doo [dove], wi" her hair like gowd, an" a fit that she micht set on Jock Gordon"s neck, an"
it wad please him weel. An" said she, "Do the wark Meg Kissock bids ye," so Jock Gordon, Lord o" Kelton Hill an" Earl o"
Clairbrand, will perform a" yer wull. Otherwise it"s no in any dochter o" Hurkle-backit [bent-backed] Kissock to gar Jock Gordon move haund or fit."
So saying, Jock clattered away with his water-pails, muttering to himself.
Meg Kissock came out again to sit down on her milking-stool under the westward window, within which was Winsome Charteris, reading her book unseen by the last glow of the red west.
Jess and Saunders Mowdiewort had fallen silent. Jess had said her say, and did not intend to exert herself to entertain her sister"s admirer. Jess was said to look not unkindly on Ebie Farrish, the younger ploughman who had recently come to Craig Ronald from one of the farms at the "laigh" end of the parish. Ebie had also, it was said, with better authority, a hanging eye to Jess, who had the greater reason to be kind to him, that he was the first since her return from England who had escaped the more BRAVURA attractions of her sister.
"Can ye no find a seat guid eneuch to sit doon on, cuif?" inquired Meg with quite as polite an intention as though she had said, "Be so kind as to take a seat." The cuif, who had been uneasily balancing himself first on one foot and then on the other, and apologetically pa.s.sing his hand over the sleek side of his head which was not covered by the bonnet, replied gratefully:
""Deed I wull that, Meg, since ye are sae pressin"."
He went to the end of the milk-house, selected a small tub used for washing the dishes of red earthenware and other domestic small deer, turned it upside down, and seated himself as near to Meg as he dared. Then he tried to think what it was he had intended to say to her, but the words somehow would not now come at call.
Before long he hitched his seat a little nearer, as though his present position was not quite comfortable.
But Meg checked him sharply.
"Keep yer distance, cuif," she said; "ye smell o" the muils"
[churchyard earth].
"Na, na, Meg, ye ken brawly I haena been howkin" [digging] since Setterday fortnicht, when I burriet Tarn Rogerson"s wife"s guid- brither"s auntie, that leeved grainin" an" deein" a" her life wi"
the rheumatics an" wame disease, an" died at the last o" eatin"
swine"s cheek an" guid Cheddar cheese thegither at Sandy Mulquharchar"s pig-killin"."
"Noo, cuif," said Meg, with an accent of warning in her voice, "gin ye dinna let alane deevin" [deafening] us wi" yer kirkyaird clavers, ye"ll no sit lang on my byne" [tub].
From the end of the peat-stack, out of the dark hole made by the excavation of last winter"s stock of fuel, came the voice of Jock Gordon, singing:
"The deil he sat on the high lumtap, HECH HOW, BLACK AN" REEKY!
Gang yer ways and drink yer drap, Ye"ll need it a" whan ye come to stap IN MY HOLE SAE BLACK AN" REEKY, O!
HECH HOW, BLACK AN" REEKY!
"Hieland kilt an" Lawland hose, Parritch-fed an" reared on brose, Ye"ll drink nae drap whan ye come tae stap IN MY HOLE SAE BLACK AN" REEKY, O!
HECH HOW, BLACK AN" REEKY!"
Meg Kissock and her sweetheart stopped to listen. Saunders Mowdiewort smiled an unprofessional smile when he heard the song of the natural. "That"s a step ayont the kirkyaird, Meg," he said.
"Gin ye hae sic objections to hear aboot honest men in their honest graves, what say ye to that elricht craitur scraichin"
aboot the verra deil an" his hearth-stane?"
Certainly it sounded more than a trifle uncanny in the gloaming, coming out of that dark place where even in the daytime the black Galloway rats cheeped and scurried, to hear the high, quavering voice of Jock Gordon singing his unearthly rhymes.
By-and-bye those at the house gable could see that the innocent had climbed to the top of the peat-stack in some elvish freak, and sat there cracking his thumbs and singing with all his might:
"HECH HOW, BLACK AN" REEKY!
IN MY HOLE SAE BLACK AN" REEKY, O!"
"Come doon oot o" that this meenit, Jock Gordon, ye gomeral!"
cried Meg, shaking her fist at the uncouth shape twisting and singing against the sunset sky like one demented.
The song stopped, and Jock Gordon slowly turned his head in their direction. All were looking towards him, except Ebie Farrish, the new ploughman, who was wondering what Jess Kissock would do if he put his arm around her waist.
"What said ye?" Jock asked from his perch on the top of the peat- stack.
"Hae ye fetched in the peats an" the water, as I bade ye?" asked Meg, with great asperity in her voice. "D"ye think that ye"ll win aff ony the easier in the hinnerend, by sittin" up there like yin o" his ain bairns, takkin" the deil"s name in vain?"
"Gin ye dinna tak" tent to [care of] yersel", Meg Kissock,"
retorted Jock, "wi" yer eternal yammer o" "Peats, Jock Gordon, an"
"Water, Jock Gordon," ye"ll maybes find yersel" whaur Jock Gordon"ll no be there to serve ye; but the Ill Auld Boy"ll keep ye in routh o" peats, never ye fret, Meg Kissock, wi" that reed-heed [red head] o" yours to set them a-lunt [on fire]. Faith an" ye may cry "Water! water!" till ye crack yer jaws, but nae Jock Gordon there--na, na--nae Jock Gordon there. Jock kens better."
But at this moment there was a prolonged rumble, and the whole party sitting by the gable end (the "gavel," as it was locally expressed) rose to their feet from tub and hag-clog and milking- stool. There had been a great land-slip. The whole side of the peat-stack had tumbled bodily into the great "black peat-hole"
from which the winter"s peats had come, and which was a favourite lair of Jock"s own, being ankle-deep in fragrant dry peat "coom"-- which is, strange to say, a perfectly clean and even a luxurious bedding, far to be preferred as a couch to "flock" or its kindred abominations.
All the party ran forward to see what had become of Jock, whose song had come to so swift a close.
Out of the black ma.s.s of down-fallen peat there came a strange, pleading voice.
"O guid deil, O kind deil, dinna yirk awa" puir Jock to that ill bit--puir Jock, that never yet did ye ony hairm, but aye wished ye weel! Lat me aff this time, braw deil, an" I"ll sing nae mair ill gangs aboot ye!"
"Save us!" exclaimed Meg Kissock, "the craitur"s prayin" to the Ill Body himsel"."
Ebbie Farrish began to clear away the peat, which was, indeed, no difficult task. As he did so, the voice of Jock Gordon mounted higher and higher:
"O mercy me, I hear them clawin" and skrauchelin"! Dinna let the wee yins wi" the lang riven taes and the nebs like gleds [beaks like kites] get haud o" me! I wad rayther hae yersel", Maister o"
Sawtan, for ye are a big mensefu" deil. Ouch! I"m dune for noo, althegither; he haes gotten puir Jock! Sirce me, I smell the reekit rags o" him!"
But it was only Ebie Farrish that had him by the roll of ancient cloth which served as a collar for Jock"s coat. When he was pulled from under the peats and set upon his feet, he gazed around with a bewildered look.
"O man, Ebie Farrish," he said solemnly, "If I didna think ye war the deil himsel"--ye see what it is to be misled by ootward appearances!"
There was a shout of laughter at the expense of Ebie, in which Meg thought that she heard an answering ripple from within Winsome"s room.
"Surely, Jock, ye were never prayin" to the deil?" asked Meg from the window, very seriously. "Ye ken far better than that."
"An" what for should I no pray to the deil? He"s a desperate onsonsy chiel yon. It"s as weel to be in wi" him as oot wi" him ony day. Wha" kens what"s afore them, or wha they may be behaudin"