"We are only happy," proceeded Uncle Chris, "when we are wandering."
"You should see Uncle Chris wander to his club in the morning," said Jill. "He trudges off in a taxi, singing wild gipsy songs, absolutely defying fatigue."
"That," said Uncle Chris, "is a perfectly justified slur. I shudder at the depths to which prosperity has caused me to sink." He expanded his chest. "I shall be a different man in America. America would make a different man of you, Freddie."
"I"m all right, thanks!" said that easily satisfied young man.
Uncle Chris turned to Nelly, pointing dramatically.
"Young woman, go West! Return to your bracing home, and leave this enervating London! You ..."
Nelly got up abruptly. She could endure no more.
"I believe I"ll have to be going now," she said. "Bill misses me if I"m away long. Good-bye. Thank you ever so much for what you did."
"It was awfully kind of you to come round," said Jill.
"Good-bye, Major Selby."
"Good-bye."
"Good-bye, Mr Rooke."
Freddie awoke from another reverie.
"Eh? Oh, I say, half a jiffy. I think I may as well be toddling along myself. About time I was getting back to dress for dinner and all that. See you home, may I, and then I"ll get a taxi at Victoria.
Toodle-oo, everybody."
Freddie escorted Nelly through the hall and opened the front door for her. The night was cool and cloudy, and there was still in the air that odd, rejuvenating suggestion of Spring. A wet fragrance came from the dripping trees.
"Topping evening!" said Freddie conversationally.
"Yes."
They walked through the square in silence. Freddie shot an appreciative glance at his companion. Freddie, as he would have admitted frankly, was not much of a lad for the modern girl. The modern girl, he considered, was too dashed rowdy and exuberant for a chappie of peaceful tastes. Now, this girl, on the other hand, had all the earmarks of being something of a topper. She had a soft voice. Rummy accent and all that, but nevertheless a soft and pleasing voice. She was mild and unaggressive, and these were qualities which Freddie esteemed. Freddie, though this was a thing he would not have admitted, was afraid of girls, the sort of girls he had to take down to dinner and dance with and so forth. They were too dashed clever, and always seemed to be waiting for a chance to score off a fellow. This one was not like that. Not a bit. She was gentle and quiet and what not.
It was at this point that it came home to him how remarkably quiet she was. She had not said a word for the last five minutes. He was just about to break the silence, when, as they pa.s.sed under a street lamp, he perceived that she was crying,--crying very softly to herself, like a child in the dark.
"Good G.o.d!" said Freddie, appalled. There were two things in life with which he felt totally unable to cope,--crying girls and dog-fights. The glimpse he had caught of Nelly"s face froze him into a speechlessness which lasted until they reached Daubeny Street and stopped at her door.
"Good-bye," said Nelly.
"Good-bye-ee!" said Freddie mechanically. "That"s to say, I mean to say, half a second!" he added quickly. Ha faced her nervously, with one hand on the grimy railings. This wanted looking into. When it came to girls trickling to and fro in the public streets, weeping, well, it was pretty rotten and something had to be done about it.
"What"s up?" he demanded.
"It"s nothing. Good-bye."
"But, my dear old soul," said Freddie, clutching the railing for moral support, "it _is_ something. It must be! You might not think it, to look at me, but I"m really rather a dashed shrewd chap, and I can _see_ there"s something up. Why not give me the jolly old scenario and see if we can"t do something?"
Nelly moved as if to turn to the door, then stopped. She was thoroughly ashamed of herself.
"I"m a fool!"
"No, no!"
"Yes, I am. I don"t often act this way, but, oh, gee! hearing you all talking like that about going to America, just as if it was the easiest thing in the world, only you couldn"t be bothered to do it, kind of got me going. And to think I could be there right now if I wasn"t a bonehead!"
"A bonehead?"
"A simp. I"m all right as far up as the string of near-pearls, but above that I"m reinforced concrete."
Freddie groped for her meaning.
"Do you mean you"ve made a bloomer of some kind?"
"I pulled the worst kind of bone. I stopped on in London when the rest of the company went back home, and now I"ve got to stick."
"Rush of jolly old professional engagement, what?"
Nelly laughed bitterly.
"You"re a bad guesser. No, they haven"t started to fight over me yet.
I"m at liberty, as they say in the Era."
"But, my dear old thing," said Freddie earnestly, "if you"ve got nothing to keep you in England, why not pop back to America? I mean to say, home-sickness is the most dashed blighted thing in the world.
There"s nothing gives one the pip to such an extent. Why, dash it, I remember staying with an old aunt of mine up in Scotland the year before last and not being able to get away for three weeks or so, and I raved--absolutely gibbered--for a sight of the merry old metrop.
Sometimes I"d wake up in the night, thinking I was back at the Albany, and, by Jove, when I found I wasn"t I howled like a dog! You take my tip, old soul, and pop back on the next boat."
"Which line?"
"How do you mean, which line? Oh, I see, you mean which line? Well ... well ... I"ve never been on any of them, so it"s rather hard to say. But I hear the Cunard well spoken of, and then again some chappies swear by the White Star. But I should imagine you can"t go far wrong, whichever you pick. They"re all pretty ripe, I fancy."
"Which of them is giving free trips? That"s the point."
"Eh? Oh!" Her meaning dawned upon Freddie. He regarded her with deep consternation. Life had treated him so kindly that he had almost forgotten that there existed a cla.s.s which had not as much money as himself. Sympathy welled up beneath his perfectly fitting waistcoat.
It was a purely disinterested sympathy. The fact that Nelly was a girl and in many respects a dashed pretty girl did not affect him.
What mattered was that she was hard up. The thought hurt Freddie like a blow. He hated the idea of anyone being hard up.
"I say!" he said. "Are you broke?"
Nelly laughed.
"Am I! If dollars were doughnuts, I wouldn"t even have the hole in the middle."
Freddie was stirred to his depths. Except for the beggars in the streets, to whom he gave shillings, he had not met anyone for years who had not plenty of money. He had friends at his clubs who frequently claimed to be unable to lay their hands on a bally penny, but the bally penny they wanted to lay their hands on generally turned out to be a couple of thousand pounds for a new car.
"Good G.o.d!" he said.