My Lords and Gentlemen,
"I told you, at our last meeting, the winter was the fittest time for business, and truly I thought so, till my lord treasurer a.s.sured me the spring was the best season for sallads and subsidies. I hope therefore, that April will not prove so unnatural a month, as not to afford some kind showers on my parched exchequer, which gapes for want of them.
Some of you, perhaps, will think it dangerous to make me too rich; but I do not fear it; for I promise you faithfully, whatever you give me I will always want; and although in other things my word may be thought a slender authority, yet in that, you may rely on me, I will never break it.
My Lords and Gentlemen,
I can bear my straits with patience; but my lord treasurer does protest to me, that the revenue, as it now stands, will not serve him and me too. One of us must suffer for it, if you do not help me. I must speak freely to you, I am under bad circ.u.mstances, for besides my harlots in service, my Reformado Concubines lie heavy upon me. I have a pa.s.sable good estate, I confess, but, G.o.d"s-fish, I have a great charge upon"t. Here"s my lord treasurer can tell, that all the money designed for next summer"s guards must, of necessity, be applyed to the next year"s cradles and swadling-cloths. What shall we do for ships then? I hint this only to you, it being your business, not mine. I know, by experience, I can live without ships. I lived ten years abroad without, and never had my health better in my life; but how you will be without, I leave to yourselves to judge, and therefore hint this only by the by: I do not insist upon it. There"s another thing I must press more earnestly, and that is this: It seems, a good part of my revenue will expire in two or three years, except you will be pleased to continue it. I have to say for"t; pray why did you give me so much as you have done, unless you resolve to give as fast as I call for it? The nation hates you already for giving so much, and I"ll hate you too, if you do not give me more. So that if you stick not to me, you must not have a friend in England. On the other hand, if you will give me the revenue I desire, I shall be able to do those things for your religion and liberty, that I have had long in my thoughts, but cannot effect them without a little more money to carry me through.
Therefore look to"t, and take notice, that if you do not make me rich enough to undo you, it shall lie at your doors. For my part, I wash my hands on"t. But that I may gain your good opinion, the best way is to acquaint you what I have done to deserve it, out of my royal care for your religion and your property. For the first, my proclamation is a true picture of my mind. He that cannot, as in a gla.s.s, see my zeal for the church of England, does not deserve any farther satisfaction, for I declare him willful, abominable, and not good. Some may, perhaps, be startled, and cry, how comes this sudden change? To which I answer, I am a changling, and that"s sufficient, I think. But to convince men farther, that I mean what I say, there are these arguments.
First, I tell you so, and you know I never break my word.
Secondly, my lord treasurer says so, and he never told a lye in his life.
Thirdly, my lord Lauderdale will undertake it for me; and I should be loath, by any art of mine, he should forfeit the credit he has with you.
If you desire more instances of my zeal, I have them for you. For example, I have converted my natural sons from Popery; and I may say, without vanity, it was my own work, so much the more peculiarly mine than the begetting them. "Twould do one"s heart good to hear how prettily George can read already in the Psalter. They are all fine children, G.o.d bless "em, and so like me in their understandings!
But, as I was saying, I have, to please you, given a pension to your favourite, my lord Lauderdale; not so much that I thought he wanted it, as that you would take it kindly. I have made Carwel d.u.c.h.ess of Portsmouth, and marry"d her sister to the earl of Pembroke. I have, at my brother"s request, lent my lord Inchequin into Barbary, to settle the Protestant religion among the Moors, and an English interest at Tangier. I have made Crew bishop of Durham, and, at the first word of my lady Portsmouth, Prideaux bishop of Chichester.
I know not, for my part, what factious men would have; but this I am sure of, my predecessors never did any thing like this, to gain the good-will of their subjects. So much for your religion, and now for your property. My behaviour to the bankers is a public instance; and the proceedings between Mrs. Hyde and Mrs. Sutton, for private ones, are such convincing evidences, that it will be needless to say any more to"t.
I must now acquaint you, that, by my lord treasurer"s advice, I made a considerable retrenchment upon my expences in candies and charcoal, and do not intend to stop there, but will, with your help, look into the late embezzlements of my dripping-pans and kitchenstuff; of which, by the way, upon my conscience, neither my lord treasurer, nor my lord Lauderdale, are guilty. I tell you my opinion; but if you should find them dabling in that business, I tell you plainly, I leave "em to you; for, I would have the world to know, I am not a man to be cheated.
My Lords and Gentlemen,
I desire you to believe me as you have found me; and I do solemnly promise you, that whatsoever you give me shall be specially managed with the same conduct, trust, sincerity, and prudence, that I have ever practiced, since my happy restoration."
In order to shew the versification of Mr. Marvel, we shall add a beautiful dialogue between the resolved soul, and created pleasure. It is written with a true spirit of poetry, the numbers are various, and harmonious, and is one of the best pieces, in the serious way, of which he is author.
A DIALOGUE between the Resolved SOUL and Created PLEASURE.
Courage, my Soul, now learn to weild The weight of thine immortal shield.
Close on thy head thy helmet bright; Ballance thy sword against the fight.
See where an army, strong as fair, With silken banners spreads the air.
Now, if thou be"st that thing divine, In this day"s combat let it shine; And shew that nature wants an art To conquer one resolved heart.
PLEASURE.
Welcome the creation"s guest, Lord of earth, and heaven"s heir; Lay aside that warlike crest, And of nature"s banquet share: Where the Souls of fruits and flow"rs, Stand prepar"d to heighten yours.
SOUL.
I sup above, and cannot stay, To bait so long upon the way.
PLEASURE.
On these downy pillows lye, Whose soft plumes will thither fly: On these roses, strew"d so plain Lest one leaf thy side should strain.
SOUL.
My gentler rest is on a thought, Conscious of doing what I ought.
PLEASURE.
If thou be"st with perfumes pleas"d, Such as oft the G.o.ds appeas"d, Thou in fragrant clouds shalt show Like another G.o.d below.
SOUL.
A Soul that knows not to presume, Is heaven"s, and its own, perfume.
PLEASURE.
Every thing does seem to vye Which should first attract thine eye; But since none deserves that grace, In this crystal view thy face.
SOUL.
When the creator"s skill is priz"d, The rest is all but earth disguis"d.
PLEASURE.
Hark how music then prepares, For thy stay, these charming airs; Which the posting winds recall, And suspend the river"s fall.
SOUL.
Had I but any time to lose, On this I would it all dispose.
Cease Tempter. None can chain a mind, Whom this sweet cordage cannot bind.
CHORUS.
Earth cannot shew so brave a sight, As when a single Soul does fence The batt"ry of alluring sense, And Heaven views it with delight.
Then persevere; for still new charges sound; And if thou overcom"st thou shalt be crown"d.
PLEASURE.
All that"s costly, fair, and sweet, Which scatteringly doth shine, Shall within one beauty meet, And she be only thine.
SOUL.
If things of sight such heavens be, What heavens are those we cannot see?
PLEASURE.
Wheresoe"er thy foot shall go The minted gold shall lye; Till thou purchase all below, And want new worlds to buy.
SOUL.
Wer"t not for price who"d value gold?
And that"s worth nought that can be sold.
PLEASURE.