Playing the clarinet.
MIZZIE (_laughing_)
Why did you hesitate to tell about that?
PHILIP
Because.... Well, because everybody laughs when I say that I play the clarinet. And so did you, too, Countess. Isn"t that queer? Did anybody ever laugh because you told him that you were painting for a diversion?
MIZZIE
So you have already heard about that?
PHILIP
Yes, indeed, Countess--papa told me. And besides, there is a floral piece in my bedroom--a Chinese vase, you know, with a laburnum branch and something purplish in color.
MIZZIE
That purplish stuff must be lilacs.
PHILIP
Oh, lilacs, of course. I saw that at once. But I couldn"t recall the name just now.
VALET (_entering_)
There is a lady who wishes to see the Count. I have showed her into the drawing-room.
MIZZIE
A lady...? You"ll have to excuse me for a moment, gentlemen. (_She goes out_)
PHILIP
That"s all right, papa--if it"s up to me, I have no objection.
PRINCE
To what? Of what are you talking?
PHILIP
I have no objection to your choice.
PRINCE
Have you lost your senses, boy?
PHILIP
But really, papa, do you think you can hide anything from me? That common blood in me, you know....
PRINCE
What put such an idea into your head?
PHILIP
Now look here, papa! You have been telling me how anxious you were to introduce me to your old friend, the Count. And then the Count has a daughter--which I have known all the time, by the way.... The one thing I feared a little was that she might be too young.
PRINCE (_offended, and yet unable to keep serious_)
Too young, you say....
PHILIP
It was perfectly plain that you had a certain weakness for that daughter.... Why, you used to be quite embarra.s.sed when talking of her.
And then you have been telling me all sorts of things about her that you would never have cared to tell otherwise. What interest could I have in the pictures of a Countess X-divided-by-anything, for instance--supposing even that you _could_ tell her lilacs from her laburnums by their color? And, as I said, my one fear was that she might be too young--as my mother, that is, and not as your wife. Of course, there is not yet anybody too young or beautiful for you. But now I can tell you, papa, that she suits me absolutely as she is.
PRINCE
Well, if you are not the most impudent rogue I ever came across...! Do you really think I would ask you, if I should ever....
PHILIP
Not exactly ask, papa ... but a happy family life requires that all the members affect each other sympathetically ... don"t you think so?
[_Mizzie and Lolo Langhuber enter._
MIZZIE
You must look around, please. I am sure my father would be very sorry to miss you. (_She starts to make the usual introductions_) Permit me to....
LOLO
Oh, Your Highness.
PRINCE
Well, Miss Pallestri....
LOLO
Langhuber, if you please. I have come to thank the Count for the magnificent flowers he sent me at my farewell performance.
PRINCE (_introducing_)