PRINCE
What plunge? Oh, I see....
COUNT
If you could only guess what kind of men have been paying attention to her quite recently....
PRINCE
That"s only natural.
COUNT
But she won"t. She absolutely won"t. What I mean is, that she can"t be feeling so very lonely ... otherwise she would ... as she has had plenty of opportunity....
PRINCE
Certainly. It"s her own choice. And then Mizzie has an additional resource in her painting. It"s a case like that of my blessed aunt, the late f.a.n.n.y Hohenstein, who went on writing books to a venerable old age and never wanted to hear a word about marriage.
COUNT
It may have some connection with her artistic aspirations. At times I"m inclined to look for some psychological connection between all these morbid tendencies.
PRINCE
Morbid, you say? But you can"t possibly call Mizzie morbid.
COUNT
Oh, it"s all over now. But there was a time....
PRINCE
I have always found Mizzie very sensible and very well balanced. After all, painting roses and violets doesn"t prove a person morbid by any means.
COUNT
You don"t think me such a fool that her violets and roses could make me believe.... But if you remember when she was still a young girl....
PRINCE
What then?
COUNT
Oh, that story at the time Fedor w.a.n.genheim wanted to marry her.
PRINCE
O Lord, are you still thinking of that? Besides, there was no truth in it. And that was eighteen or twenty years ago almost.
COUNT
Her wanting to join the Ursuline Sisters rather than marry that nice young fellow, to whom she was as good as engaged already--and then up and away from home all at once--you might call that morbid, don"t you think?
PRINCE
What has put you in mind of that ancient story to-day?
COUNT
Ancient, you say? I feel as if it happened last year only. It was at the very time when my own affair with Lolo had just begun. Ah, harking back like that...! And if anybody had foretold me at the time...! You know, it really began like any ordinary adventure. In the same reckless, crazy way. Yes, crazy--that"s it. Not that I want to make myself out worse than I am, but it was lucky for all of us that my poor wife had already been dead a couple of years. Lolo seemed ... my fate.
Mistress and wife at the same time. Because she"s such a wonderful cook, you know. And the way she makes you comfortable. And always in good humor--never a cross word.... Well, it"s all over. Don"t let us talk of it.... (_Pause_) Tell me, won"t you stay for lunch? And I must call Mizzie.
PRINCE (_checking him_)
Wait--I have something to tell you. (_Casually, almost facetiously_) I want you to be prepared.
COUNT
Why? For what?
PRINCE
There is a young man coming here to be introduced.
COUNT (_astonished_)
What? A young man?
PRINCE
If you have no objection.
COUNT
Why should I object? But who is he?
PRINCE
Dear Arpad--he"s my son.
COUNT (_greatly surprised_)
What?
PRINCE
Yes, my son. You see, I didn"t want--as I"m going away....