Weary stood bareheaded in the cold and stared after him blankly.
WHEN THE COOK FELL ILL
It was four o"clock, and there was consternation in the round-up camp of the Flying U; when one eats breakfast before dawn--July dawn at that--covers thirty miles of rough country before eleven o"clock dinner and as many more after, supper seems, for the time being, the most important thing in the life of a cowboy.
Men stood about in various dejected att.i.tudes, their thumbs tucked inside their chap-belts, blank helplessness writ large upon their perturbed countenances--they were the aliens, hired but to make a full crew during round-up. Long-legged fellows with spurs a-jingle hurried in and out of the cook-tent, colliding often, shouting futile questions, commands and maledictions--they were the Happy Family: loyal, first and last to the Flying U, feeling a certain degree of proprietorship and a good deal of responsibility.
Happy Jack was fanning an incipient blaze in the sheet-iron stove with his hat, his face red and gloomy at the prospect of having to satisfy fifteen outdoor appet.i.tes with his amateur attempts at cooking. Behind the stove, writhing bulkily upon a hastily unrolled bed, lay Patsy, groaning most pitiably.
"What the devil"s the matter with that hot water?" Cal Emmett yelled at Happy Jack from the bedside, where he was kneeling sympathetically.
Happy Jack removed his somber gaze from the licking tongue of flame which showed in the stove-front. "Fire ain"t going good, yet," he said in a matter-of-fact tone which contrasted sharply with Cal"s excitement. "Teakettle"s dry, too. I sent a man to the crick for a bucket uh water; he"ll be back in a minute."
"Well, _move_! If it was you tied in a knot with cramp, yuh wouldn"t take it so serene."
"Aw, gwan. I got troubles enough, cooking chuck for this here layout.
I got to have some help--and lots of it. Patsy ain"t got enough stuff cooked up to feed a jack-rabbit. Somebody"s got to mosey in here and peel the spuds."
"That"s your funeral," said Cal, unfeelingly.
Chip stuck his head under the lifted tent-flap. "Say, I can"t find that cussed Three-H bottle," he complained. "What went with it, Cal?"
"Ask Slim; he had it last. Ain"t Shorty here, yet?" Cal turned again to Patsy, whose outcries were not nice to listen to, "Stay with it, old-timer; we"ll have something hot to pour down yuh in a minute."
Patsy replied, but pain made him incoherent. Cal caught the word "poison", and then "corn"; the rest of the sentence was merely a succession of groans.
The face of Cal lengthened perceptibly. He got up and went out to where the others were wrangling with Slim over the missing bottle of liniment.
"I guess the old boy"s up against it good and plenty," he announced gravely. "He says he"s poisoned; he says it was the corn."
"Well he had it coming to him," declared Jack Pates. "He"s stuck that darned canned corn under our noses every meal since round-up started.
He--"
"Oh, shut up," snarled Cal. "I guess it won"t be so funny if he cashes in on the strength of it. I"ve known two or three fellows that was laid out cold with tin-can poison. It"s sure fierce."
The Happy Family shifted uneasily before the impending tragedy, and their faces paled a little; for nearly every man of the range dreads ptomaine poisoning more than the bite of a rattler. One can kill a rattler, and one is always warned of its presence; but one never can tell what dire suffering may lurk beneath the gay labels of canned goods. But since one must eat, and since canned vegetables are far and away better than no vegetables at all, the Happy Family ate and took their chance--only they did not eat canned corn, and they had discussed the matter profanely and often with Patsy.
Patsy was a slave of precedent. Many seasons had he cooked beneath a round-up tent, and never had he stocked the mess-wagon for a long trip and left canned corn off the list. It was good to his palate and it was easy to prepare, and no argument could wean him from imperturbably opening can after can, eating plentifully of it himself and throwing the rest to feed the gophers.
"Ain"t there anything to give him?" asked Jack, relenting. "That Three-H would fix him up all right--"
"Dig it up, then," snapped Cal. "There"s sure something got to be done, or we"ll have a dead cook on our hands."
"Not even a drop uh whisky in camp!" mourned Weary. "Slim, you ought to be killed for getting away with that liniment."
Slim was too downhearted to resent the tone. "By golly, I can"t think what I done with it after I used it on Banjo. Seems like I stood it on that rock--"
"Oh, h.e.l.l!" snorted Cal. "That"s forty miles back."
"Say, it"s sure a fright!" sympathized Jack Bates as a m.u.f.fled shriek came through the cloth wall of the tent. "What"s good for tincaneetis, I wonder?"
"A rattling good doctor," retorted Chip, throwing things recklessly about, still searching. "There goes the d.a.m.n b.u.t.ter--pick it up, Cal."
"If old Dock was sober, he could do something," suggested Weary. "I guess I"d better go after him; what do yuh think?"
"He could send out some stuff--if he was sober enough; he"s sure wise on medicine."
Weary made him a cigarette. "Well, it"s me for Dry Lake," he said, crisply. "I reckon Patsy can hang on till I get back; can poison doesn"t do the business inside several hours, and he hasn"t been sick long. He was all right when Happy Jack hit camp about two o"clock.
I"ll be back by dark--I"ll ride Glory." He swung up on the nearest horse, which happened to be Chip"s and raced out to the saddle bunch a quarter of a mile away. The Happy Family watched him go and called after him, urging him unnecessarily to speed.
Weary did not waste time having the bunch corralled but rode in among the horses, his rope down and ready for business. Glory stared curiously, tossed his crimpled, silver mane, dodged a second too late and found himself caught.
It was unusual, this interruption just when he was busy cropping sweet gra.s.ses and taking his ease, but he supposed there was some good reason for it; at any rate he submitted quietly to being saddled and merely nipped Weary"s shoulder once and struck out twice with an ivory-white, daintily rounded hoof--and Weary was grateful for the docile mood he showed.
He mounted hurriedly without a word of praise or condemnation, and his silence was to Glory more unusual than being roped and saddled on the range. He seemed to understand that the stress was great, and fairly bolted up the long, western slope of the creek bottom straight toward the slant of the sun.
For two miles he kept the pace unbroken, though the way was not of the smoothest and there was no trail to follow. Straight away to the west, with fifteen miles of hills and coulees between, lay Dry Lake; and in Dry Lake lived the one man in the country who might save Patsy.
"Old Dock" was a land-mark among old-timers. The oldest pioneer found Dock before him among the Indians and buffalo that ran riot over the wind-brushed prairie where now the nation"s beef feeds quietly. Why he was there no man could tell; he was a fresh-faced young Frenchman with much knowledge of medicine and many theories, and a reticence un-French. From the Indians he learned to use strange herbs that healed almost magically the ills of man; from the rough out-croppings of civilization he learned to swallow vile whiskey in great gulps, and to thirst always for more.
So he grew old while the West was yet young, until Dry Lake, which grew up around him, could not remember him as any but a white-bearded, stooped, shuffling old man who spoke a queer jargon and was always just getting drunk or sober. When he was sober his medicines never failed to cure; when he was drunk he could not be induced to prescribe, so that men trusted his wisdom at all times and tolerated his infirmities, and looked upon him with amused proprietorship.
When Weary galloped up the trail which, because a few habitations are strewn with fine contempt of regularity upon either side, is called by courtesy a street, his eyes sought impatiently for the familiar, patriarchal figure of Old Dock. He felt that minutes were worth much and that if he would save Patsy he must cut out all superfluities, so he resolutely declined to remember that cold, foamy beer refreshes one amazingly after a long, hot ride in the dust and the wind.
Upon the porch of Rusty Brown"s place men were gathered, and it was evident even at a distance that they were mightily amused. Weary headed for the spot and stopped beside the hitching pole. Old Dock stood in the center of the group and his bent old figure was trembling with rage. With both hands he waved aloft his coat, on which was plastered a sheet of "tangle-foot" fly-paper.
"Das wa.s.s de mean treeck!" he was shouting. "I don"d do de harm wis no mans. I tend mine business, I buy me mine clothes. De mans wa.s.s do dees treeck, he buy me new clothes--you bet you! Da.s.s wa.s.s de mean--"
"Say, Dock," broke in Weary, towering over him, "you dig up some dope for tin-can poison, and do it quick. Patsy"s took bad."
Old Dock looked up at him and shook his s.h.a.ggy, white beard. "Das wa.s.s de mean treeck," he repeated, waving the coat at Weary. "You see da.s.s?
Mine coat, she ruint; da.s.s was new coat!"
"All right--I"ll take your word for it, Dock. Tell me what"s good for tin--"
"Aw, I knows you fellers. You t"inke Ole Dock, she Dock, she don"d know nothings! You t"ink--"
Weary sighed and turned to the crowd. "Which end of a jag is this?" he wanted to know. "I"ve got to get some uh that dope-wisdom out uh him, somehow. Patsy"s a goner, sure, if I don"t connect with some medicine."
The men crowded close and asked questions which Weary felt bound to answer; everyone knew Patsy, who was almost as much a part of Dry Lake scenery as was Old Dock, and it was gratifying to a Flying-U man to see the sympathy in their faces. But Patsy needed something more potent than sympathy, and the minutes were pa.s.sing.
Old Dock still discoursed whimperingly upon the subject of his ruined coat and the meanness of mankind, and there was no weaning his interest for a moment, try as Weary would. And fifteen miles away in a picturesque creek-bottom a man lay dying in great pain for want of one little part of the wisdom stored uselessly away in the brain of this drunken, doddering old man.
Weary"s gloved hand dropped in despair from Old Dock"s bent shoulder.
"d.a.m.n a drunkard!" he said bitterly, and got into the saddle. "Rusty, I"ll want to borrow that calico cayuse uh yours. Have him saddled up right away, will yuh? I"ll be back in a little bit."