"What"s that, Feemy?" said Father John; "what"s that I heard?"
"Go asy, now, Father John, do;" and Mary gave the priest a playful push, which nearly put him into the fire; "for G.o.d"s sake, Miss, don"t be telling him, now; you won"t, darlint?"
"What was it, Feemy? all"s fair now, you know."
"Only just something Mary was to get ready for her husband, then, Father John--nothing particular. You"ll never be married yourself, you know, so you needn"t ask."
"Oh! part of the fortune, was it? Trust Denis, he"ll look to that; is it the pigs, eh, Denis?"
"No, Father John, it jist a"nt the pigs," said Mary.
"Come, what is it?--out with it Denis."
"Sorrow a one of me knows what you"re talking about," said Denis.
"It a"nt the calf at last, Denis, is it?"
"Bad luck to it for a calf!" exclaimed McGovery; and then, sidling up to the priest, "you wouldn"t be setting all the boys laughing at me, Father John, and thim sthrangers, too."
"Well, well, Denis, but why didn"t you tell me the whole?"
When Ussher had first entered, Brady had come up, expressly to welcome him; and there was something in his extreme servility which made Ussher fear all was not quite right. But Ussher had become habituated to treat the servility of the poor as the only means they had of deprecating the injuries so frequently in his power to inflict; he had, too, from his necessity of not attending to their supplications, acquired a habit of treating them with constant derision, which they well understood and appreciated; and the contempt which he always showed for them was one of the reasons why he was so particularly hated through the country. Though now a guest of Brady"s, he could not help showing the same feeling. Moreover, Ussher, who as far as the conduct of man to man is concerned had nothing of treachery about him, strongly suspected Pat"s true character, and was therefore less likely to treat him with respect.
"Thank you, Brady, I"ll do very well; don"t you expect Mr. Thady here?"
"Is it the young masthur, Captain? In course we do. Mary wouldn"t be married av he warn"t to the fore."
"Indeed! I didn"t know you"d so much respect for Mr. Macdermot as that."
"Is it for the masthur, Captain?"
"For the matter of that, Brady, you wouldn"t much mind how many masters you had if they all paid you, I"m thinking."
"And that"s thrue for you, Captain," said Pat, grinning in his perplexity, for he didn"t know whether to take what Ussher said for a joke or not.
"Keegan, now, wouldn"t be a bad master," said Ussher.
"And what puts him in your head, Captain Ussher?"
"Only they say he pays well to a sharp fellow like you."
""Deed I don"t know who he pays. They do be saying you pay a few of the boys too an odd time or two yourself."
"Is it I? What should I be paying them for?"
"Jist for a sight of a whiskey still, or a little white smoke in the mountains on a fine night or so. They say that same would be worth a brace of guineas to a boy I could name."
"You"re very sharp, Mr. Brady; but should I want such a.s.sistance, I don"t know any I"d sooner ask than yourself."
"Don"t go for to throuble yourself, for I don"t want to be holed of a night yet; and that"s what"ll happen them that"s at that work, I"m thinking; and that afore long--not that I"m blaming you, for, in course, every one knows it"s only your dooty."
"You"re very kind; but when will Mr. Thady be here?"
""Deed I wonder he a"nt here, Captain; but war you wanting him?"
"Not in particular. Is it true the brothers of those poor fellows I took up at Loch Sheen are here to-night?"
"They is, both of "em; there"s Joe Reynolds, sitting behind there--in the corner where I was when you and Miss Feemy come in."
"It"s lucky he wasn"t with his brother, that"s all: and he"d better look sharp himself, or he"ll go next."
"Oh, he"s a poor harmless boy, Captain. He never does nothing that way: though, in course, I knows nothing of what they do be doing; how should I?"
"How should you, indeed! though you seem to be ready enough to answer for your friend Reynolds. However, I don"t want to be taking any more of the boys at Drumleesh; so if he is a friend of yours, you"d better warn him, that"s all:" and he walked away.
"And it"s warning you want yourself, Captain, dear," said Pat to himself; "how clever you think yourself, with your Mr. Keegan and your spies, and your fine lady Miss, there; but if you a"nt quiet enough before Christmas, it"s odd, that"s all."
They were called into the inner room now, as Father John was going to perform the ceremony; and such marshalling and arranging as he had!--trying to put people into their proper places who would be somewhere else--shoving down the forms out of the way--moving the tables--removing the dishes and plates; for the supper was to be eaten off the table at which the couple were to be married. And though all the company had probably been at weddings before, and that often, they seemed new to the proceedings.
"Denis, you born fool, will you come here, where I told you? and don"t keep the mutton spoiling all night;" and he shoved McGovery round the table.
"Mary Brady, if you wish to change the ugly name that"s on you this night, will you come here?" and he seized hold of the young woman"s arm and dragged her round; "and who"s wanting you, Biddy?" as the girl followed close behind her princ.i.p.al.
"Shure, Father John, a"nt I to be bridesmaid then?"
"You, bridesmaid, and Miss Feemy to the fore! stay where you are.
Come, Feemy."
"Oh! Father John, I a"nt bridesmaid."
"Oh! but you will be; and, as Thady a"nt here, Captain Ussher "ll be best man; come round, Captain,"--and Ussher came round. "And mind, Captain," he added, whispering, "when I come to "_salute nostra_"--those are the last words--you"re to kiss the bride; you are to kiss her first, and then you"ll be married yourself before the year"s out."
"But I am not all ambitious that way."
"Never mind, do as I tell you; and don"t forget to have a half-crown in your hand, or so, when I bring the plate round. Come, Pat, where are you? you"ve to give her away."
"She"ll jist give herself away, then, Father John; by dad, she"s ready and willing enough!"
"Do as I tell you, and don"t stand bothering. You want to keep those shiners in your pocket--I know you;" and Brady, shamed into compliance, also went into his place.
"Now, Denis, the other side of her, boy; why, you"re as awkward to marry as shoeing a colt."
"Why then, Father John, that"s thrue; for I shod many a colt, and never was married."
"You"ll not be so long, avick; and may be you"ll know more about it this time next week. But here"s the plate; what do you mean to give the bride? you must put something handsome here for Mary."
"Faix then I forgot about that;" and he put his hand into his pocket and forked out half-a-crown, which, with a sheepish look, he put in the plate.