"And that"s all right," said Lucy, rather out of breath. "Where"s Polly?"
"Here," replied that bird from a neighbouring bush. "I thought I should only be in the way if I kept close to you. But I longed to lend a claw in such good work. Can I help _now_?"
"Will you please explain to the dogs?" said Lucy. "It"s their turn now.
The only way I know to kill Noah"s Ark lions is to _lick the paint off_ and break their legs. And if the dogs lick all the paint off their legs they won"t feel it when we break them."
Polly hastened to explain to the dogs, and then turned again to Lucy.
"They asked if you"re sure the ropes will hold, and I"ve told them of course. So now they"re going to begin. I only hope the paint won"t make them ill."
"It never did me," said Lucy. "I sucked the dove quite clean one Sunday, and it wasn"t half bad. Tasted of sugar a little and eucalyptus oil like they give you when you"ve got a cold. Tell them that, Polly."
Polly did, and added, "I will recite poetry to them to hearten them to their task."
"Do," said Philip heartily, "it may make them hurry up. But perhaps you"d better tell them that we shall pinch their tails if they happen to go to sleep."
Then the children had a cocoa-and-date breakfast. (All expeditions seem to live mostly on cocoa, and when they come back they often write to the cocoa makers to say how good it was and they don"t know what they would have done without it.) And the n.o.ble and devoted dogs licked and licked and licked, and the paint began to come off the lions" legs like anything. It was heavy work turning the lions over so as to get at the other or unlicked side, but the expedition worked with a will, and the lions resisted but feebly, being still asleep, and, besides, weak from loss of paint. And the dogs had a drink given them and were patted and praised, and set to work again. And they licked and licked for hours and hours. And in the end all the paint was off the lions" legs, and Philip chopped them off with the explorer"s axe which that experienced Provider, Mr. Noah"s son, had thoughtfully included in the outfit of the expedition. And as he chopped the chips flew, and Lucy picked one up, and it was _wood_, just wood and nothing else, though when they had tied it up it had been real writhing resisting lion-leg and no mistake.
And when all the legs were chopped off, Philip put his hand on a lion body, and that was wood too. So the lions were dead indeed.
[Ill.u.s.tration: It was heavy work turning the lions over.]
"It seems a pity," he said. "Lions are such jolly beasts when they are alive."
"I never cared for lions myself," said Polly; and Lucy said, "Never mind, Phil. It didn"t hurt them anyway."
And that was the first time she ever called him Phil.
"All right, Lu," said Philip. "It was jolly clever of you to think of it anyhow."
And that was the first time he ever called her Lu.
They saw the straight pale line of the sea for a long time before they came to the place of the Dwellers by the Sea. For these people had built their castle down on the very edge of the sea, and the Pebbly Waste rose and rose to a mountain that hid their castle from the eyes of the camel-riders who were now drawing near to the scene of their next deed.
The Pebbly Waste was all made of small slippery stones, and the children understood how horrid a horse would have found it. Even the camel went very slowly, and the dogs no longer frisked and bounded, but went at a foot"s pace with drooping ears and tails.
"I should call a halt, if I were you," said Polly. "We shall all be the better for a cup of cocoa. And besides----"
Polly refused to explain this dark hint and only added, "Look out for surprises."
"I thought," said Philip, draining the last of his second mug of cocoa, "I thought there were no birds in the desert except you, and you"re more a person than a bird. But look there."
Far away across the desert a moving speck showed, high up in the blue air. It grew bigger and bigger, plainly coming towards the camp. It was as big as a moth now, now as big as a teacup, now as big as an eagle, and----
"But it"s got four legs," said Lucy.
"Yes," said the parrot; "it would have, you know. It is the Hippogriff."
It was indeed that magnificent wonder. Flying through the air with long sweeps of his great white wings, the Hippogriff drew nearer and nearer, bearing on his back--what?
"It"s the Pretenderette," cried Lucy, and at the same moment Philip said, "It"s that nasty motor thing."
It was. The Hippogriff dropped from the sky to the desert below as softly as a b.u.t.terfly alighting on a flower, and stood there in all his gracious whiteness. And on his back was the veiled motor lady.
"So glad I"ve caught you up," she said in that hateful voice of hers; "now we can go on together."
"I don"t see what you wanted to come at all for," said Philip downrightly.
"Oh, _don"t_ you?" she said, sitting up there on the Hippogriff with her horrid motor veil fluttering in the breeze from the now hidden sea.
"Why, of course, I have a right to be present at all experiments. There ought to be some responsible grown-up person to see that you really do what you"re sure to say you"ve done."
"Do you mean that we"re liars?" Philip asked hotly.
"I don"t mean to _say_ anything about it," the Pretenderette answered with an unpleasant giggle, "but a grown-up person ought to be present."
She added something about a parcel of birds and children. And the parrot ruffled his feathers till he looked twice his proper size.
Philip said he didn"t see it.
"Oh, but _I_ do," said the Pretenderette; "if you fail, then it"s my turn, and I might very likely succeed the minute after you"d failed. So we"ll all go on comfortably together. _Won"t_ that be nice?"
A speechless despair seemed to have fallen on the party. n.o.body spoke.
The children looked blank, the dogs whined, the camel put on his haughtiest sneer, and the parrot fidgeted in his fluffed-out feather dress.
"Let"s be starting," said the motor lady. "Gee-up, pony!" A shiver ran through every one present. That a Pretenderette should dare to speak so to a Hippogriff!
Suddenly the parrot spread its wings and flew to perch on Philip"s shoulder. It whispered in his ear.
"Whispering is not manners, I know," it said, "but your own generous heart will excuse me. "Parcel of birds and children." Doesn"t your blood boil?"
Philip thought it did.
"Well, then," said the bird impatiently, "what are we waiting for?
You"ve only got to say the word and I"ll take her back by the ear."
"I wish you would," said Philip from the heart.
"Nothing easier," said the parrot, "the miserable outsider! Intruding into _our_ expedition! I advise you to await my return here. Or if I am not back by the morning there will be no objection to your calling, about noon, on the Dwellers. I can rejoin you there. Good-bye."
It stroked his ear with a gentle and kindly beak and flew into the air and circled three times round the detested motor lady"s head.
"Get away," she cried, flapping her hands furiously; "call your silly Poll-parrot off, can"t you?" And then she screamed, "Oh! it"s got hold of my ear!"
"Oh, don"t hurt her," said Lucy.
"I will not hurt her;" the parrot let the ear go on purpose to say this, and the Pretenderette covered both ears with her hands. "You person in the veil, I shall take hold again in a moment. And it will hurt you much less if the Hippogriff and I happen to be flying in the same direction.
See? If I were you I should just say "Go back the way you came, please,"
to the Hippogriff, and then I shall hardly hurt you at all. Don"t think of getting off. If you do, the dogs will have you. Keep your hands over your ears if you like. I know you can hear me well enough. Now I am going to take hold of you again. Keep your hands where they are. I"m not particular to an ear or so. A nose will do just as well."
The person on the Hippogriff put both hands to her nose. Instantly the parrot had her again by the ear.