MR. POSKET.
Where on earth did you get that dress suit?
CIS.
Mum"s the word, Guv. Brighton tailor--six months" credit. He promised to send in the bill to you, so the mater won"t know. [_Putting MR.
POSKET"S hat on his head._] By Jove, Guv, don"t my togs show you up?
MR. POSKET.
I won"t go, I won"t go. I"ve never met such a boy before.
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[_Proceeds to help him with his overcoat._] Mind your arm, Guv. You"ve got your hand in a pocket. No, no--that"s a tear in the lining. That"s it.
MR. POSKET.
I forbid you to go out!
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Yes, Guv. And I forbid you to eat any of those devilled oysters we shall get at the Hotel des Princes. Now you"re right!
MR. POSKET.
I am not right!
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Oh, I forgot! [_He pulls out a handful of loose money._] I found this money in your desk, Guv. You had better take it out with you; you may want it. Here you are--gold, silver, and coppers. [_He empties the money into MR. POSKET"S overcoat pocket._] One last precaution, and then we"re off.
[_Goes to the writing-table, and writes on a half-sheet of note-paper._
MR. POSKET.
I shall take a turn round the Square, and then come home again! I will not be influenced by a mere child! A man of my responsible position--a magistrate--supping slily at the Hotel des Princes, in Meek Street--it"s horrible.
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Now, then--we"ll creep downstairs quietly so as not to bring Wyke from his pantry. [_Giving MR. POSKET paper._] You stick that up prominently, while I blow out the candles.
[_CIS blows out the candles on the piano._
MR. POSKET.
[_Reading._] "Your master and Mr. Cecil Farringdon are going to bed.
Don"t disturb them." I will not be a partner to any written doc.u.ment.
This is untrue.
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No, it isn"t--we are going to bed when we come home. Make haste, Guv.
MR. POSKET.
Oh, what a boy.
[_Pinning the paper on to the curtain._
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[_Turning down the lamp, and watching MR. POSKET._] Hallo, Guv! hallo!
You"re an old hand at this sort of game, are you?
MR. POSKET.
How dare you!
CIS.
[_Taking MR. POSKET"S arm._] Now, then, don"t breathe.
MR. POSKET.
[_Quite demoralised._] Cis! Cis! Wait a minute--wait a minute!
CIS.
Hold up, Guv. [_WYKE enters._] Oh, bother!
WYKE.
[_To MR. POSKET._] Going out, sir?
MR. POSKET.
[_Struggling to be articulate._] No--yes--that is--partially--half round the Square, and possibly--er--um--back again. [_To CIS._] Oh, you bad boy!
WYKE.
[_Coolly going up to the paper on curtains._] Shall I take this down now, sir?
MR. POSKET.
[_Quietly to CIS._] I"m in an awful position! What am I to do?
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