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Novice Volume: F-Cla.s.s Modern
Sun Xi made a call to his father"s a.s.sistant, asking him to hire a navy1 to guide the public opinions on the net. This is the Great G.o.d who has retired for several years? A Great G.o.d who has already withdrawn from he circle yet still comes out jumping and running about? What of it? He had plenty of ways to handle him.
Sun Xi"s hostility towards JunGe YiQu was not a one or two day thing. He knew that Lin You liked Dongfang Edge and that Dongfang Edge liked JunGe YiQu. If he didn"t get rid of JunGe YiQu, Lin You will never have a chance at being together with Dongfang Edge. Therefore, he deliberately provoked JunGe YiQu"s fan while supporting Lin You"s fan into fighting each other. Also, in order to give Lin You a better chance, he intentionally spread false rumors about JunGe YiQu to try and worsen his image in Dongfang Edge"s heart.
When Chief Sun"s a.s.sistant received the call from the young master, there was simply nothing to be done but to help him with this misdeed. In any case, this was not the first time he had done such things so it was very familiar and easy.
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Ye JunGe had not slept for long when he was awoken by the ringing of the doorbell. Even though he was currently only a mortal person, a cultivator"s five senses were very acute and the vigilance engraved in his bones kept him from falling fully into a deep sleep. He practically woke up at the exact moment that he doorbell sounded.
To have his good dreams disturbed, Ye JunGe was in a very bad mood and did not want to be bothered with the fellow outside who was the culprit of disturbing his peaceful dreams. 004 listened to the constantly ringing doorbell and found that the host really intended to not open the door. Its path to playing matchmaker had only just started. Will it just prematurely end like this? Force to take action: 【Jun Jun, outside is Ye JunJing.】
“Ye JunJing who?” Ye Jun Ge yawn and leisurely crawled out of bed. Since 004 intentionally appeared to tell him about this person, he suppose it must be very important or something good if he opened the door.
Currently, Ye JunGe had no response ready yet for this cheap older brother he was preparing to hook up with.
Ye JunJing, having rushed back to the old house, only had time to get a few changes of clothes and daily necessities. Quickly, he hurried back for fear of his younger brother locking his door and rejecting him.
Standing at the doorway, he repeatedly jabbed at the bell, but no one came to open the door.
Ye JunJing"s heart grew cold. Was Little Jun planning to go back on his promise? No, Little Jun said that he would not shut me out. He must have gone out. Yes, that must be it. He definitely has to be out shopping! His imagination running wild, he did not notice the front door opening.
Ye Jun Ge opened the door to see the cheap older brother standing in a daze in front of the doorway and he felt like he was seeing a small abandoned animal. Unable to stop the corner of his lips from pulling upward, he thought that he must have been dazzled.
But, eh? This person, he seemed to have met somewhere before?
【Silly Jun Jun, this is your body"s older brother, ah!】004 really could not stand to continue watching.
Brother? Ye JunGe was suddenly enlighten. But even if that was the case, he will not forgive this guy for disturbing his sleep.
“How long are you going to stand at the door?” Ye JunGe spoke lightly.
Immediately snapping out of his daze, Ye JunJing discovered his little brother standing before him with an unpleasant look and hastily carried his luggage inside.
“Little Jun…”
Ye JunGe gave a humph and slammed the front door, wanting to go straight to his room to catch up on his sleep. After thinking about whether or not he should for a bit, he instead nestled himself on the sofa, intending to find out what this person objectives was for coming to his home in the middle of the night.
“Speak. It"s the middle of the right, why do you not sleep but instead come over?”
Ye JunJing carefully sat down on a nearby armchair. Hearing his brothers questioning, he reflexively sat upright. “You said I could move in so I went to grab my luggage and hurriedly came back.”
Ye JunGe carefully recalled the memory and it seems that there was such a matter.
“Couldn"t you have come back tomorrow?” And not disturb my sleep.
Ye JunJing looked at his brother"s small and sleepy appearance, his heart melting. His natural response would have been to go over and take care of him but he knew that now was not the right time to act. Instead, he quickly apologized: “It"s my mistake. I was so excited when I thought of you having consented to me living here, so I hurried back to pack up. I didn"t expect on disturbing your sleep. You don"t have to take care of me. I"ll be fine on my own so just go back to your room and sleep.”
Ye JunGe laughed. “Did you come by yourself? The guest room hasn"t been lived in all year round and not only has it not been clean, there is also no bed. Are you planning to sleep on the sofa?”
Ye JunJing gave a dry cough and did not know what to say.
“Okay, put your things down and come to my room to sleep.” Ye JunGe got up and left the room without a word while a delighted Ye JunJing followed closely behind him. Ye JunGe came to a stop at the bedroom"s door. “First, you go take a shower. It"s really filthy.”
“Yes!” Ye JunJing quickly answered, his limbs then deftly drilling into the bathroom, not minding at all the look of disgust his younger brother"s threw at him.
To lazy to care about him, Ye JunGe climbed on top of his bed and immediately fell asleep. Not long after, he drowsily felt someone coming to lie down beside him. The scent on their body making him feel at ease, he couldn"t help but bring himself closer, falling into a deep sleep within the person"s embrace.
By the time Ye JunGe woke up, Ye JunJing had already gotten out of bed. In a slightly confused state of mind, he rubbed at his head then went to wash his face and rinse his mouth. Coming out of the room, he saw the breakfast arranged on the dining table.
【Ding! World distortion +5%, current distortion 10%】
Ye Jun Ge, about to pilfer a deep fried radish ball, paused: “How did that come about?”
【Living together and having a relaxed relationship with Ye JunJing has somewhat distorted the fate of the original owner.】
Expressing his understanding, Ye JunGe proceeded to steal the radish b.a.l.l.s to eat.
“Why aren"t you using the chopsticks?” Ye JunJing came over and patted at Ye JunGe"s claws, making him drop the food. Picking up a piece of cloth from the table to attentively clean Ye JunGe"s grease stain fingers, he then placed a pair of chopsticks into his hands. “Okay, eat.”
Watching Ye JunJing appearance as he lowered his head to rubbed at the grease stain, Ye JunGe"s heart felt moved.
After quietly finishing breakfast, he was more determined now to hook up with this person. A man who was good inside and outside of the kitchen, ah! In the future, he will not have to cook for himself. He was blissful from just thinking about it. That right, Ye JunGe was a lazy person.
The most important thing, however, was that he could actually eat Ye JunJing"s cooking. Heaven knows for how many years he has not eaten the food made by others as something would always feel wrong or did not taste right to him.
Pressing down the amazement in his heart, Ye JunGe said his thanks then went back to his room to check on the effects of yesterday"s blog.
Ye JunJing tidied up the chopsticks then called his company to say that he would be late. He then went downstairs to look at his daily necessities. Yesterday, because he had been extremely anxious, he did not bring that many things with him and wanted to buy everything again.
The China radio drama network had already blown up. No one expect that there would be such an unusual development. Can anyone tell them, why did they wake up to find JunGe YiQu turning into the Great G.o.d, JunYe?! Was this simply an annual supernatural event?
Some people questioned that JunYe was lying on the grounds that JunGe YiQu did not sound like JunYe but they were called out by the JunGe YiQu fans: Our sama is famous for doing all kinds of voices, ya? Having no knowledge isn"t terrible, what"s terrible is not having common sense. Many people mixed in the Radio Drama network are aware that in the past, our sama biggest hobby was using different voices on YY2 to chat, then lie to us, saying that he was a friend or relatives of our sama. It"s very difficult to hear our sama"s voice. Having been cheated so many times, we were almost convince that he was a ghost! Again, if you listen closely, JunGe YiQu"s voice is really just a more mature version of our sama"s voice. Ah, ah, ah, my nose bleeds!
Getting on QQ first, Ye JunGe was met with many notifications popping up from Dongfang Yuan.
Dongfang Yuan: JunGe, are you really JunYe?
Dongfang Yuan was having very mixed feelings. He had always been a die-hard JunYe fan. Ever since he had first listened to JunYe"s works, he was determined to join the net dubbing circle. He never expected JunYe to actually be his sweetheart. It caan only be blame on the fact that the original owner had a habit of altering his voice as his normal speaking voice and his dubbing voice were completely different. Even when chatting on YY, his voice was not the same.
Ye JunGe looked at it and replied: Yeah.
Dongfang Yuan: Why didn"t you tell me earlier?
JunGe YiQu: You didn"t asked.
Dongfang Yuan did not message him further and Ye JunGe was also happy to ignore him. He then heard the system announcement.
【Ding! Dongfang Yuan"s favorable impression: +5, current favorability: 75】
Ye Jun Ge did not know how his favorability with Dongfang Yuan suddenly increased. Was it because of his ident.i.ty as JunYe? With only guesses, he was not clear on why Dongfang Yuan entered the net dubbing circle, but even if he did know the reasons, he did not intend to pursue it.
The Radio Drama network situation once again changed on the internet. Someone deliberately incited, saying that JunYe opened a alt account because he regard everyone as monkeys to be toyed with. If you want to come back, come back, ba. Why did you specifically change to a alt account? Is it fun to play with people?
The JunYe fans threw back: We greatly like it that he opened a second account so its none of your business, yeah? Is this a feeling you can"t understand? By the way, if you"re so great, why do you have a second account, ah?
They did not say it out loud, but in their hearts, they complained that their sama had returned earlier but did not say anything to them. After all, they had waited for so long.
Ye JunGe promptly opened his weibo.
CV JunYe: Originally, I had no intention of returning after I had retired but Dongfang Edge is my childhood friend. When he asked me to accompany him in joining the net dubbing circle, I couldn"t refuse. However, I felt that if I used my main account, it would go against my original intention to ‘accompany him." I didn"t think he would want me to pave the way for him with the ident.i.ty of the Great G.o.d. That would have been an insult to his ability so I made a second account. It"s entirely my fault that I did not inform you but in order to not be exposed, the only thing I could do was to make my second account popular so everyone could hear my new work. Although no one knew that JunGe YiQu was JunYe, the fact that everyone could listen to my new work was the same.
Following the message, everyone adhered to their own opinions. Some understanding, some snorted contemptuously and some thinking that JunYe and Dongfang Edge were really good brothers. Others, however, said that JunYe was hypocritical.
But the largest number to suddenly come out were the JunYe x Dongfang Edge CP fans.
Looking at the development of the situation, Ye JunGe thought of Ye JunJing, the man he wanted to hook up with and decisively made a blog.
CV JunYe: Everyone do not misunderstand. I and Dongfang Edge merely grew up together and are like good brothers. I already have someone that I like.
“╥﹏╥ Please tell me this is not true. My idols, to actually not be CP! Unexpected! But there exist a sweetheart?! I do not believe!”
“Sama, you are too cruel! I just started liking you and Dongfang Edge-sama together. You actually had to tell us such a cruel fact.”
“(⊙▽⊙) Luckily, my affections were not deep yet, otherwise I would have been met with oppressive crying.”
No matter how his fans howled, Ye JunGe did not care and continued to post blogs. He suddenly felt that it was rather fun interacting with his fans on weibo.
CV JunYe: On another note, those who disapprove of me opening a second account. My different personas are my only pleasure. Do you want to deprive me of them?
Fans: 233333 Sama, isn"t your only pleasure too many? Last time you said spreading chaos was your only pleasure. In fact, you"re just bored and looking for fun!
“Little Jun.” Ye JunJing suddenly knocked on the door. “I must go to the company. Lunch is already done and in the fridge. The rice has also been wash and is in the rice cooker. At 11:30, you can go and press the cooking b.u.t.ton and you can eat it directly after thirty minutes. Don"t forget to warm the dishes in the microwave. For dinner, I"ll come back and make it for you. Also, you"ll hurt your eyes so don"t play the computer for too long.”
Ordinarily, Ye JunGe would have felt that he was being troublesome but now, to feel someone caring about you, is not bad?
Ye JunGe nodded: “I know. You quickly go to the company. I can take care of myself.”
No longer looking like the estranged younger brother of yesterday, Ye JunJing"s heart relaxed. Seeing his younger brother"s well behaved manner made him want to pull him into his arms and knead all over. However, recalling his brother"s crackling aura yesterday, he pressed down the terrible idea. If he dares to take action, he would surely be shot against the wall, unable to dig out.
In order to prevent himself from acting on his unrestrained emotions, Ye Jun Jing said goodbye and hurriedly left. Well, he still had to go back to the Ye residence to get his briefcase.
004, having somehow found the original"s owner leftover New Year"s candy and was eating happily, looked at Ye JunJing"s back and then at Ye JunGe again, and shook it"s hair in confusion.
【Jun Jun, why are you being so nice to him?】 Did he take a fancy to him? 004 was having a beautiful daydream. It"s important to know that Ye JunGe has always been uncertain as to what extreme levels his craziness was.
Ye JunGe squeezed the white hair ball and made a questioning sound.
004 was shocked. Did it misunderstand?
【Jun Jun, you, you, you ∑(っ°Д°;)っ you aren"t, ah?!!】
This stupid system was once again selling stupidity. One day of not abusing it and it shows its true colors. Ye JunGe did not want to answer this stupid question.
004 expressed that he was frightened; it tried to curl into a ball to calm down although it was already a round dumpling.
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Dongfang Yuan looked at the words on JunYe"s weibo: "Everyone do not misunderstand. I and Dongfang Edge merely grew up together and are like good brothers. I already have someone that I like." It felt like a knife had been twisted into his heart. He knew that Ye JunGe had always treated him like a good brother but when did JunGe had someone he liked? Who was this person? Why didn"t he know?
Also looking at those same words, Lin You knew it wasn"t good for him to feel happy. After all, he knew that Dongfang Edge liked JunGe YiQu, but now that JunGe YiQu has said that he has someone he likes, does it mean that he now has a chance?
Ye JunGe, on the otherhand, was currently searching the net for all kinds of information on gourmet food. In the interstellar future, because of cultivation and robotic reasons, no one cared about eating very much and many culinary delicacies were lost. The majority of people ate only to satisfy their stomachs and as a result, there were no delicious food. However, this primitive star apparently had a very well-developed food culture. Looking at the many food images was making him feel hungry, ah! When Ye JunJing comes home, he"ll let the other make it for him.
004. who was chewing candy, made a sudden movement.
【Ding! World distortion +3%, current distortion 13%】
【Ding! World distortion +5%, current distortion 18%】
【Ding! World distortion +3%, current distortion 21%】
【Ding! Dongfang Yuan"s favorable impression: +5, current favorability: 80】
【Ding! Dongfang Yuan"s heartbreak value: +20, current heartbreak value: 50】
1. navy // 水军 // shuǐjūn – aka Internet Water Army. Full term 网络水军(Wǎngluò shuǐjūn) is a group of Internet ghostwriters paid to post online comments with particular content. “Internet Navy” / paid Internet posters / astroturfers
2. YY // YY语音 – YY is a major Chinese video-based social network.
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