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Novice Volume: F-Cla.s.s Modern
“Ah, my, my apologies! It turns out to be second young master. Um, second young master here to see the CEO, I presume? The CEO-only elevator is over there, so you can just directly take it up.” The receptionist quickly pointed the direction, sweating. Who doesn"t know how much the CEO treasured this younger brother. Especially recently, as he was always coming to work with a foolish smile. The General Manager had asked why he was in such a good mood and the CEO just gave him an even creepier smile which scared the General Manager into almost dropping the files in his hand. It was not until recently that the CEO"s personal a.s.sistant found out that this anomaly was because of the legendary second young master.
Ye JunGe nodded and went to the elevator. In the lobby, a pa.s.sing employee who witness the whole process, excitedly took out their mobile phone to share the news on the company"s gossip chat group.
“Second young master surprise appearance!!! Ah, ah, ah!!! Second young master is super handsome!!! Can already imagine a 30,000 words story of s.m.u.tty forbidden brothers!!!”
The group immediately exploded and buzzed continuously with various kinds of discussions. The employee who sent the message looked at the phone for a while, then giddily left with a satisfied smile, walking not in a straight line, appearing as if drunk.
“Knock knock.”
“Come in, cough.” The sound of a cough came from inside the office. Ye JunGe frown, somewhat not happy.
“…Little Jun?!” Ye JunJing saw the man coming in and quickly stood up to meet him. The chair behind him was knocked over but he didn"t care to pick it up. “Why did you come here?”
Ye JunGe looked at him disapprovingly: “You"re sick.” After saying that, he handed him the cold medicine. “Take medicine.”
Ye JunJing felt that something was amiss with his words but didn"t think too much on it. Instead he moved closer to his younger brother: “Baby, you care so much about me.”
“Less taking, take medicine.” Ye JunGe was too lazy to watch him acting stupid. Taking out the pack of cold pills, he went to find a cup and hot water.
“Baby, how did you know that I have a cold?” Ye JunJing followed closely behind his back, like a little tail.
“The feelings in our hearts are connected.” Ye JunGe spoke the nonsense with a straight face.
Unexpectedly, Ye JunJing actually accept such a blithe statement, and thought with a happy face that he and Little Jun were a natural match.
004 who could read mind: …hehehe, finally there is someone stupider than me. No, wait, I"m not stupid.
However, Ye JunJing actually knew in his heart that his brother was talking nonsense, but his mind found a reasonable explanation for his brother"s actions. He had felt a little unwell this morning when he returned from his run and it must have been discovered by his younger brother.
Ye JunGe stared fixedly at his old gong until he finished taking the medicine. Only then was he satisfied to let him off. At the same time, the prompt tone for completing a task sounded.
【Ding! The random task “Sick in Your Body, Pain in My Heart” has been completed. Reward received: 300 Contribution Points.】
It seems that catching a cold was not so uncomfortable when having a lover to accompany you. Ye JunJing handled the doc.u.ments in hand and would look up from time to time before continuing with his work again.
Ye JunGe, having extorted a notebook from his lover, was using it to play games.
Yes, the immortal Ye Jun, who has lived for thousands of years, occasionally likes to… play games.
【Ahaha Jun Jun, you actually like to play games!】
“…courting death?” Ye JunGe faintly returned.
004 obediently shut closed its mouth.
Humph, Jun Jun is not cute at all!
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The ordinary and warm life slowly pa.s.sed by. These days, things in the radio drama network have been calm and not a single trace of the previous battle that had lasted for a month, could be seen. A few fans of the three who were still somewhat disagreeable met up, but they were a small group and could not afford to cross the wave.
The radio drama network have been enthusiastically releasing new theatrical works daily. However, today, it was a little different. No one knew whether it was because of compet.i.tion or coincidence, but both Ci Xin WuYou"s and JunYe"s new radio drama actually released on the same day.
Ci Xin WuYou"s new drama, ‹This Prince is Too Cute›, like usual, was a cooperation being done with Dongfang Edge. In the original story, this drama was acclaimed as a cla.s.sic and became a stepping stone for Ci Xin WuYou, largely paving his ways towards obtaining the t.i.tle of G.o.d.
This radio drama was set in ancient time. Ci Xin WuYou would be the protagonist shou, whose character was the concubine born son of a big, influential family. Because of not being favored, after becoming an adult, his father, who was a big official, pushed him out, becoming a p.a.w.n for his father to use in order to please the Emperor.
The protagonist gong was the Emperor"s half-brother, an Imperial Prince who vied for the throne and lost. Although those who supported him were not imprisoned, he, himself, was stripped of power and became an idle Prince while his supporters were slowly disintegrated by the Emperor, causing the situation to become even worse. Due to this, the Prince at first did not want to see the protagonist shou. After he had lost his position, in order to escape the Emperor"s poisonous hands, he pretended to be stupid and to let the Emperor think that he had really turned foolish, he kept a bright face and did not explicitly expressed any displeasure towards the protagonist shou.
The two people, in the process of getting along, slowly grew attracted to one another. This was especially so for the protagonist shou. Coming from a big influential family and having grew up being bullied, for this foolish Prince who did not bully him and would even occasionally protect him, his favorable impression of him increasingly grew. After the protagonist shou discovered that the Prince was pretending to be a fool, the two began confiding in each other. Ultimately, the two men fake their death and fled the capital. Together, they wandered about while enjoying the beauty of nature.
It was a very stereotypical plot, but because the staff of the whole drama were very well-known and popular within the community, and added with the hard work of the CV"s dubbing, when the drama finally released, the results were astonishing.
But this time, this drama was doomed to not cause a huge wave like it had in the original story. Against Ye JunGe"s written masterpiece, this drama was not worth seeing.
After Lin You"s drama came out, Ye JunGe took out the gift that he had prepared for everyone for the past few days—— the radio drama: ‹Survival›.
That"s right. Ye JunGe had done it intentionally. He had deliberately waited for the other person to release their radio drama, then immediately released his own, in order to step on Lin You and Dongfang Yuan.
LZ JunYe: The new drama ‹Survival› debuts.
【Staff】
Producer: JunYe
Director: Zi Que1
Screenwriter: Tianxia Zhi JunYi2
Art Design: Jimo3
Post Production: Feng He Ying De Xuanlu4
Promotion: JunYe
【Theme Song Creator】
Lyrics: Huai Jing5
Composer/Arrangement: BanYe QiuSheng6
Singer: Ge Jin Mo Xiao
Post-Production: Feng He Ying De Xuanlu
Art Design: Jimo
【CV Table】
All Characters: JunYe (JunGe YiQu)
URL: /link
[IMAGE: New drama poster]
The whole drama was actually made by Ye JunGe alone, but he attached the names of many of his retired, G.o.d t.i.tled, alt accounts that were created during his early years. Once he was finished, he relaxed and quietly sat back in the sideline, waiting to watch the show.
The fans on the radio drama network immediately went wild.
What did we just see?! The Great G.o.ds who have been retired for many years actually appearing together?! And there"s also a new work?! Quickly pinch me and let me know that I"m not dreaming!
1L: !!!! s.h.i.t, I must be going crazy!! Great G.o.d!! A bunch of Great G.o.ds!! A bunch of retired Great G.o.ds!!
2L: Great G.o.ds crowding the front row!
3L: weak weak question, but who are some of those guys above? I know all the staffs, but there are a few people listed in the Theme Song Creator that I don"t know about.
4L: ╥﹏╥ moved to tears! I"m dying! Ah, my heartbeat! My breath!
5L: Replying to 3L, Huai Jing is a genius lyricist and BanYe QiuSheng is the G.o.d of the composition world. Their music and lyrics are very, very good! Most favorite Great Jing and Great Qiu! As for Ge Jin Mo Xiao, needless to say, the sound is simply! So good my nosebleed is running out! Before, when Great Xiao used to create songs on YY, it was bursting with fans who came to watch. The numbers were simply scary!
6L: o(*////▽////*)o Chasing Great Ye, but didn"t expect to actually see a new song by my other idol, Great Xiao. Oh, great s.e.x, ah, great s.e.x!7
7L: Upstairs, pay attention to the typos. It"s ‘happiness".8 Don"t misuse the word →_→
8L: Ke pa9 (*/ω＼*) I go soft right away when I hear Great Xiao"s voice. Then I hear JunYe sama"s voice… blood all used up, is dead _(:з」∠)_
9L: →_→ ke “pa” ~
10L: ∑(っ°Д°;)っke “pa”!
11L: ╮(╯▽╰)╭ ke “pa” (downstairs, maintain the formation)
12: O(∩_∩)O~ ke “pa” (preserving formation)
13L: Hey, have to listen to it first
14L: ~(≧▽≦)/~ ke “pa” (Upstairs, you actually broke the formation. Cannot be tolerated!)
15L: I am 8L. Wuwuwu, you guys bully people. I just slipped my hand and make typo. OTZ actually, what I want to say is ‘terrible."10 (ErKang"s hand)11
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39L: The point is, our JunYe sama"s craziness! All characters are his own!
40L: It"s a very good drama, ah, but it"s just too sad…
40L: Seeing such a great new drama appear, not only is it impressive, it actually pulled in so many retired G.o.ds to help!
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Ye JunGe changed the weibo and homepage, then used the different G.o.ds" ident.i.ty to forward the news of the drama. He watched in satisfaction the excited reactions of the fan in each circle.
Now, he just had to wait for the drama to be heard by more people. Then, it would be fine to reveal to them that these G.o.ds were all the same person.
004 admiringly watched it"s host. Although it knew that the host create this radio drama with only the preinstall skills of the original host, it still felt that the host was very amazing. How are you so broken? Jun Jun, I am now your dedicated fan!
“Don"t sell stupid.” Ye JunGe did not give it any face.
…the gla.s.s heart was broken.
Unexpectedly, the radio drama"s response was bigger than Ye JunGe had expected. However, this was also a good thing as he could move on to the next step earlier than intended. He was already itching to get on with it.
Ye JunGe made a phone call to his old gong, asking him help send out the news that JunYe, Ge Jin Mo Xiao, and all the other Great G.o.ds were the same person.
Ye JunJing, who was at that moment slacking off during work to secretly listen to his younger brother"s new drama, was shocked. Thanks to a certain good-hearted pa.s.ser-byer, as well the information he found on baidu, Ye JunJing was fully aware of how amazing those Great G.o.ds were. And now, his younger brother was telling and that they were all done by him alone.
Wait a minute, younger brother, you are too awesome. I, your older brother, unexpectedly only now know this?!
He was very firm in wanting to help. After all, this was the first time his younger brother has ever asked him to do something for him!
Not daring to delay, Ye JunJing quickly opened an account.
The result… .∑(っ°Д°;)っ Wait a minute! Why have someone posted such a shaking matter out?
Just forget it ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Send another one.
Ye JunJing also attached some newsworthy rumors to it, but there was no actual evidence. He was was just simply making things up and everyone who saw it thought the landlord was joking.
“How is it possible? Isn"t this too fake? All the masters is one person? Landlord, there"s no need for seek attention like this, right?”
“Are the fans of JunYe crazy? Do they think that JunYe is a real G.o.d? If one person can do so many things, what are the team of staffs doing? Then, in the future, one person is enough to make a drama.”
“The landlord is too fake. Maybe this was posted by another account of JunYe"s for the sake of attention?”
Many people basically did not believe the post. Moreover, it caused a wave of hate for JunYe. Famous people causes trouble often and even if JunYe has not yet caused any offense, there will always still be someone who will blacken.
That is, until there were netizens who had seen another person"s post and combined the two together…
“…But… the landlord next door said that he found that the IP addresses of the several Great G.o.ds are the same…”
As soon as the remark came out, everyone became strangely quiet. Afterwards, they all asked for next door post URL in order to go and see this claim.
The next door post was actually created by Sun Xi"s second account. The main CV of ‹This Prince is too Cute›, apart from Lin You and Dongfang Edge, was also Sun Xi. Sun Xi"s online name, ErHuo Bu Sha, was also somewhat well known in the circle. In the original story, with this radio drama, not only did it push Lin You forward, even Sun Xi managed to advance towards becoming famous. This time, because it was spoiled by Ye JunGe, the radio drama did not get the same regard as before. Instead, everyone was talking about ‹Survival›. In the publicity post for their drama, besides the fans of the CV, there was basically no one else. Messages and click-through rates were also plummeting, while others only mentioned that the show was ‘okay" and that it was nothing compared to ‹Survival›.
Sun Xi was not convinced and especially found someone to help him investigate Ye JunGe. However, Ye JunGe was very well protected by Ye JunJing, so he could only start with JunGe Yi Qu and JunYe. He originally intended to hack Ye JunGe"s computer, but unfortunately, due to the current Ye JunGe being someone from the future, his computer technology was who knows how many layers higher than the current era. However, there was an unexpected surprise. He found a problem with the IP addresses.
In Sun Xi"s post, he carelessly stated that he was someone who studied vocal music and was very sensitive to sound. He found that JunYe and Ge Jin Mo Xiao"s voices were a bit alike, so he asked a friend to check the IP addresses of the two and discovered that they were the same. He happens to also have a friend who was a graduate student in literature that he recommended JunYe"s new drama to. After watching it, his friend surprisingly told him that he felt that the writing style of the screenplay and theme song"s lyrics for the drama were very similar. Suspecting that they were the same person again, he check the IP addresses of these big G.o.ds and unexpectedly found them to all be the same. There was also a screenshot attached to the post.
Of course, all the above were Sun Xi"s own nonsense.
Though seemingly justified, but in fact, the logical loopholes were very big. Nevertheless, many netizens were very emotional by these allegations and when they are excited, they ignore the unreasonable pieces and began crying for the truth while even more excitedly scolding the landlord"s nonsense.
However, repeated rumors becomes a fact. One person wrote that he may not believe it, but this poster seems to be very reasonable and carries evidences. They will continue to be dubious, but when a second person said the same, the majority of the people started believing it more.
1. Zi Que // 子阙 – As usual, since I feel like I would just butcher up names, I keep them in all in pinyin. Zi(child, son, seed, egg, small thing) Que(deficiency,lack, scarce) So maybe Faulty Child? lol
2. Tianxia Zhi JunYi // 天下知君意 – The World Knows the King"s Desire or something like that
3. Jimo // 即墨 – Ji(promptly, quickly, immmediately) Mo(ink, writing). Jimo should just be Jimo lol. Jimo is also a district in Qingdao, China
4. Feng He Ying De Xuanlu // 风和影的旋律 – This one is very poetic. The Melody of the Wind and Shadow.
5. Huai Jing // 怀景 – Huai(bosom, breast, heart, mind, to think of, to harbor in one"s mind) Jing(bright, view, scenery) I cant think of a good combo for this so Huai Jing should just be Huai Jing.
6. BanYe QiuSheng // 半夜秋声 – Mindnight Autumn Sound or Autumn Sound In the Mid of Night
7. good s.e.x // 性福 // xìngfú – slang, to be s.e.xually fulfulled, s.e.xually satisfied. In this instant tho, its h.o.m.onym for footnote 8
8. happiness // 幸福 // xìng fú – euphemism/h.o.m.onym for footnote 7
9. ke pa // 可啪 // Kě pā – I think its referencing a sound effect, like kapow, but I"m not sure. The sound made when having s.e.xs- like papapapa. This 啪(pā), when put together, have many different meaning. According to Quora, one "啪" means "to kill a pest with your tow hands"; two "啪啪" means "to slap a person"s face, as everybody has tow cheeks"; three "啪啪啪" means "to make love"; and 4 "啪啪啪啪" and more repeating one means "to applaud"
10. terrible // 可怕 // kěpà – h.o.m.onym for footnote 9
11. Er Kang"s Hand // 尔康手 // Ěr kāng shǒu – This is a meme of a famous character in a Chinese period drama called “Princess Pearl”. lol I did not know this was a thing. Princess Pearl is like, my childhood. I still even have the Khmer dubbed VHS for this [/ref]
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