ALMERIC. Mariano, Mariano--I say, Mariano! I say, Aunty, ain"t he rippin"? Lucky I got there just as I did--a bounder wanted to buy him five minutes later.
[MARIANO enters from hotel.]
Mariano, do you think you could be trusted to wash him?
MARIANO. Wash him!
ALMERIC. Tepid water, you know; and mind he doesn"t take cold; and just a little milk afterward--nothing else but milk, you understand. You be deuced careful, I mean to say.
MARIANO [with dignity]. I will give him to the porter.
[He carries the animal into the hotel.]
LADY CREECH. Almeric, really, there are more important things, you know.
ALMERIC. But you don"t seem to realize I might have missed him altogether. I think I"m rather to be congratulated, you know. What?
PIKE. I think you are, my son. I have given my consent.
ALMERIC. Rippin"!
LADY CREECH. And the settlement?
PIKE. The settlement also--everything!
[ETHEL enters from the hotel, followed by HORACE.]
LADY CREECH [greatly relieved and overjoyed, starting toward ETHEL].
Ethel, my dear!
ALMERIC [cheerfully]. I told you it would all be plain sailing, Aunty.
There was nothing to worry about.
LADY CREECH [continuing, to ETHEL]. All shall be forgiven, my child. I am too pleased, too overjoyed in your good-fortune to remember any little bickerings between us. The sky has cleared wonderfully.
Everything is settled.
ETHEL. Yes; it"s all over; my guardian has consented.
ALMERIC. Of course _I_ never worried about it--but I fancy it will be a weight off the Governor"s mind. I"ll see that a wire catches him at Naples--and he"ll be glad to know what became of that arrangement about the convict fellow, too.
ETHEL [very seriously]. Almeric, I think it"s n.o.ble to be brave in trouble, but--
ALMERIC [puzzled]. I say, you know, you"ve really _got_ me!
ETHEL. I mean that I admire you for your pluck, for seeming unconcerned under disgrace, but--
ALMERIC. _Disgrace_? Why, who"s disgraced--not even the Governor, as I see it. You got that chap called off, didn"t you?
ETHEL. Whom do you mean?
ALMERIC. Why, that convict chap--didn"t you send him away? You bought him off, didn"t you, so that he won"t talk? Gave him money not to bother us?
ETHEL [rising, and turning on him indignantly]. Why, Heaven pity you! Do you think that?
ALMERIC. Oh--what?--he wouldn"t agree to be still? Oh, I say, that"ll be rather a pill for the Governor--he"ll be a bit worried, you know.
ETHEL. Don"t you see that it"s time for you to worry a little for yourself? That you"ve got to begin at once to do something worthy that will obliterate this shame--to begin a career--to work--to work!
ALMERIC [puzzled]. But? But I mean to say, though--but what _for_? What possible need will there be for an extreme like that? Don"t you see, in the first place, there"s the settlement--
ETHEL [aghast]. Settlement! You talk of settlement, _now_.
LADY CREECH [angrily]. Settlement, _certainly_ there"s the settlement!
ETHEL. What for?
LADY CREECH. Why, don"t you understand--you"re to be the Countess of Hawcastle, aren"t you?
ALMERIC. Why--hasn"t he told you?--the only obstacle on earth between us was this fellow"s consent to the settlement, and he"s just given it.
ETHEL [dazed and angry]. Do you mean to say he"s consented to that!
ALMERIC. Why, to be sure--he"s just consented with his own lips--didn"t you?
PIKE [gravely]. I did.
LADY CREECH. Don"t you see, don"t you hear that--he"s consented? He didn"t mumble his words--don"t you hear him?
ETHEL. I do, and disbelieve my own ears. Yesterday, when I wanted something I thought of value--and that was a name--he refused to let me buy it--to-day, when I know that that name is less than nothing, worse than nothing--he bids me give my fortune for it. What manner of man is this! And _you_ [to LADY CREECH and ALMERIC], what are you that after last night you come to me and ask a settlement?
LADY CREECH [angrily]. Certainly we do--would you expect to enter a family like this and bring nothing?
ALMERIC. _I_ can"t see that the situation has changed since yesterday. I don"t stick out for the precise amount the Governor said. If it ought to be less on account of that little affair last night--why, we should be the last people in the world to haggle over a few thousand pounds--
ETHEL [with a cry of rage and relief]. Oh! That is the final word of my humiliation! I felt that you were in shame and dishonor, and, because of that, I was ready to keep my word--to stand by you, to help you make yourself into something like a man--to give my life to you. That you permitted the sacrifice was enough! Now you ask me to PAY for the privilege of making it, I am released! I am free! _I am not that man"s property to give away!_
LADY CREECH [violently]. You"re beside yourself. Isn"t this what we"ve been wanting all the time?
ALMERIC. But slow up a bit--didn"t you say you"d stick?
ETHEL. Any promise I ever made to you is a thousand times cancelled.
This is final!
[With concentrated rage, turning to PIKE.]
And as for you--never presume to speak to me again!
ALMERIC [to LADY CREECH]. Most extraordinary girl--she"s rather dreadful, _isn"t_ she?