ALMERIC. I say, don"t take it that way, you know. She"s very happy.
HORACE [crossing and grasping his hand]. She"s worthy of it--she"s worthy of it. I know she is. And when will it be?
MADAME DE CHAMPIGNY. Enchanting.
HAWCASTLE. Oh, the date? I dare say within a year--two years--
[COMTESSE starts to exclaim, but HAWCASTLE checks her.]
HORACE. Oh, but I say, you know! Isn"t that putting it jolly far off?
The thing"s settled, isn"t it? Why not say a month instead of a year?
HAWCASTLE. Oh, if you like, I don"t know that there is any real objection.
HORACE. I do like, indeed. Why not let them marry here in Italy?
HAWCASTLE. Ah, the dashing methods of you Americans! Next you"ll be saying, "Why not here at Sorrento?"
HORACE. Well, and why not, indeed?
HAWCASTLE. And then it will be, "Why not within a fortnight?"
HORACE. And why should it not be in a fortnight?
HAWCASTLE. Ah, you wonderful people, you are whirlwinds, yet I see no reason why it should not be in a fortnight.
ALMERIC [pa.s.sively]. Just as you like, Governor, just as you like.
MADAME DE CHAMPIGNY. Enchanting.
HAWCASTLE. My son is all impatience!
ALMERIC [genially]. Quite so!
HAWCASTLE [gayly]. Shall we dispose at once of the necessary little details, the various minor arrangements, the--the settlement?
[Interrupts himself with a friendly laugh.]
Of course, as a man of the world, of _our_ world, you understand there _are_ formalities in the nature of a settlement.
HORACE [interrupting eagerly and pleasantly, laughing also]. Quite so, of course, I know, certainly, perfectly!
HAWCASTLE [heartily]. We"ll have no difficulty about _that_, my boy.
I"ll wire my solicitor immediately, and he"ll be here within two days.
If you wish to consult your own solicitor you can cable him.
HORACE [with some embarra.s.sment]. Fact is, I"ve a notion our solicitor--Ethel"s man of business, that is--from Kokomo, Indiana, where our Governor lived--in fact, a sort of guardian of hers--may be here almost any time.
HAWCASTLE [taken aback]. A sort of guardian--_what_ sort?
HORACE [apologetically]. I really can"t say. Never saw him that I know of. You see, we"ve been on this side so many years, and there"s been no occasion for this fellow to look us up, but he"s never opposed anything Ethel wrote for; he seems to be an easygoing old chap.
HAWCASTLE [anxiously]. But would his consent to your sister"s marriage--or the matter of a settlement--be a necessity?
HORACE [easily]. Oh, I dare say; but if he has the slightest sense of duty toward my sister, he"ll be the first to welcome the alliance, won"t he?
HAWCASTLE [rea.s.sured]. Then when my solicitor comes, he and your man can have an evening over a lot of musty papers and the thing will be done.
Again, my boy [taking HORACE"S hand], I welcome you to our family. G.o.d bless you!
HORACE. I"m overpowered, you know--really overpowered.
[Fans himself again and wipes his forehead.]
HAWCASTLE. Come, Almeric.
[Aside to MADAME DE CHAMPIGNY, whom he joins for a moment.]
Let him know it"s a hundred and fifty thousand pounds.
[Exit into hotel, followed immediately by ALMERIC.]
[HORACE turns toward MADAME DE CHAMPIGNY; she gives him both hands.]
MADAME DE CHAMPIGNY [smiling]. My friend, I am happy for you.
HORACE [joyously]. Think of it, at the most a fortnight, and dear old Ethel will be the Honorable Mrs. St. Aubyn, future Countess of Hawcastle!
[MADAME DE CHAMPIGNY, lightly, at the same time withdrawing her hands and picking up her parasol from the chair where she has left it.]
MADAME DE CHAMPIGNY. Yes, there is but those little arrangement over the settlement paper between your advocate and Lord Hawcastle"s; but you Americans--you laugh at such things. You are big, so big, like your country!
HORACE. Ah, believe me, the great world, the world of yourself, Countess, has thoroughly alienated me.
MADAME DE CHAMPIGNY [coming close to him, looking at him admiringly].
Ah, you retain one quality! You are big, you are careless, you are free.
[She lays her right hand on his left arm. He takes her hand with his right hand. They stand facing each other.]
HORACE [smiling]. Well, perhaps, in _those_ things I am American, but in others I fancy I should be thought something else, shouldn"t I?
MADAME DE CHAMPIGNY [earnestly]. You are a debonair man of the great world; and yet you are still American, in that you are ab-om-i-nab-ly rich. [She laughs sweetly.] The settlement--Such matter as that, over which a Frenchman, an Italian, an Englishman might hesitate, you laugh!
Such matter as one-hundred-fifty thousand pounds--you set it aside; you laugh! You say, "Oh yes--take it!"
HORACE [his eyes wide with surprise]. A hundred and fifty thousand pounds! Why, that"s seven hundred and fifty thous--[He pauses, then finishes decidedly.] She couldn"t use the money to better advantage.
[Enter ETHEL from the hotel. She has one thick book under her arm, another in her hand.]
MADAME DE CHAMPIGNY [to HORACE, with deep admiration]. My friend, how wise you are!