"Why, this gentleman is one of M. Percerin"s chief clerks, and is expected at Saint-Mande to try on the dresses which M. Fouquet has ordered for the Epicureans."
""Tis precisely so," said Moliere.
"Yes, monsieur."
"Come, then, my dear M. Moliere," said Aramis, "that is, if you have done with M. du Vallon."
"We have finished," replied Porthos.
"And you are satisfied?" asked D"Artagnan.
"Completely so," replied Porthos.
Moliere took his leave of Porthos with much ceremony, and grasped the hand which the captain of the musketeers furtively offered him.
"Pray, monsieur," concluded Porthos, mincingly, "above all, be exact."
"You will have your dress the day after to-morrow, monsieur le baron,"
answered Moliere. And he left with Aramis.
Then D"Artagnan, taking Porthos"s arm, "What has this tailor done for you, my dear Porthos," he asked, "that you are so pleased with him?"
"What has he done for me, my friend! done for me!" cried Porthos, enthusiastically.
"Yes, I ask you, what has he done for you?"
"My friend, he has done that which no tailor ever yet accomplished: he has taken my measure without touching me!"
"Ah, bah! tell me how he did it."
"First, then, they went, I don"t know where, for a number of lay figures, of all heights and sizes, hoping there would be one to suit mine, but the largest--that of the drum-major of the Swiss guard--was two inches too short, and a half foot too narrow in the chest."
"Indeed!"
"It is exactly as I tell you, D"Artagnan; but he is a great man, or at the very least a great tailor, is this M. Moliere. He was not at all put at fault by the circ.u.mstance."
"What did he do, then?"
"Oh! it is a very simple matter. I"faith, "tis an unheard-of thing that people should have been so stupid as not to have discovered this method from the first. What annoyance and humiliation they would have spared me!"
"Not to mention of the costumes, my dear Porthos."
"Yes, thirty dresses."
"Well, my dear Porthos, come, tell me M. Moliere"s plan."
"Moliere? You call him so, do you? I shall make a point of recollecting his name."
"Yes; or Poquelin, if you prefer that."
"No; I like Moliere best. When I wish to recollect his name, I shall think of _voliere_ [an aviary]; and as I have one at Pierrefonds--"
"Capital!" returned D"Artagnan. "And M. Moliere"s plan?"
""Tis this: instead of pulling me to pieces, as all these rascals do--of making me bend my back, and double my joints--all of them low and dishonorable practices--" D"Artagnan made a sign of approbation with his head. ""Monsieur," he said to me," continued Porthos, ""a gentleman ought to measure himself. Do me the pleasure to draw near this gla.s.s;"
and I drew near the gla.s.s. I must own I did not exactly understand what this good M. Voliere wanted with me."
"Moliere!"
"Ah! yes, Moliere--Moliere. And as the fear of being measured still possessed me, "Take care," said I to him, "what you are going to do with me; I am very ticklish, I warn you." But he, with his soft voice (for he is a courteous fellow, we must admit, my friend), he with his soft voice, "Monsieur," said he, "that your dress may fit you well, it must be made according to your figure. Your figure is exactly reflected in this mirror. We shall take the measure of this reflection.""
"In fact," said D"Artagnan, "you saw yourself in the gla.s.s; but where did they find one in which you could see your whole figure?"
"My good friend, it is the very gla.s.s in which the king is used to look to see himself."
"Yes; but the king is a foot and a half shorter than you are."
"Ah! well, I know not how that may be; it is, no doubt, a cunning way of flattering the king; but the looking-gla.s.s was too large for me.
"Tis true that its height was made up of three Venetian plates of gla.s.s, placed one above another, and its breadth of three similar parallelograms in juxtaposition."
"Oh, Porthos! what excellent words you have command of. Where in the word did you acquire such a voluminous vocabulary?"
"At Belle-Isle. Aramis and I had to use such words in our strategic studies and castramentative experiments."
D"Artagnan recoiled, as though the sesquipedalian syllables had knocked the breath out of his body.
"Ah! very good. Let us return to the looking-gla.s.s, my friend."
"Then, this good M. Voliere--"
"Moliere."
"Yes--Moliere--you are right. You will see now, my dear friend, that I shall recollect his name quite well. This excellent M. Moliere set to work tracing out lines on the mirror, with a piece of Spanish chalk, following in all the make of my arms and my shoulders, all the while expounding this maxim, which I thought admirable: "It is advisable that a dress should not incommode its wearer.""
"In reality," said D"Artagnan, "that is an excellent maxim, which is, unfortunately, seldom carried out in practice."
"That is why I found it all the more astonishing, when he expatiated upon it."
"Ah! he expatiated?"
"_Parbleu!_"
"Let me hear his theory."
""Seeing that," he continued, "one may, in awkward circ.u.mstances, or in a troublesome position, have one"s doublet on one"s shoulder, and not desire to take one"s doublet off--""
"True," said D"Artagnan.
""And so," continued M. Voliere--"