"Why, there"s loads of pictures that we could take. If you didn"t like to work much riding or anything in the movies," says he, "you could be taken leaning kind of careless on our gate and looking over the Wisners"
fence--for instance, talking to their hired man.... Don"t you dig my head no more, kid," says he. "I ain"t no bomb-proof, like you think."
"Dad," says Bonnie Bell, "I ain"t going to comb your head no more."
"Why?" says he.
"You"re a mean and revengeful old man," says she. "It ain"t right for us to treat our neighbors thataway," says she, "and I won"t have it."
"I"m living up to my laws," says he, calm. "I"ve got to hand Wisner what he"s trying to hand to me. You know the law that"s been good enough for us. That"s the range law."
"This ain"t the range," says she.
"Ain"t it?" says he. "This looks like a ranch house some. If you"ll run your comb along over my dome, too, you"ll find, unless I"m awful mistaken, something like the head of a cowman. Feel with your thumb good, Bonnie Bell," says he. "See if you can find any soft spot in there, like in a melon. See if you can find any place where it feels like I was going to lay down and let any yellow-livered son-of-a-gun try to ride me, and me not resent it," says he. "They started this and it"s got to be finished--that"s the law. Believe me, one way or the other, that old white-face over there is going to be a good oxen sometime, and he"ll come up and feed outen my hand."
Bonnie Bell she quits combing and goes over and sets down on the lounge, and don"t say nothing; nor me neither. We both knew about the old man when he started after anybody. He was that kind of a sher"f. It didn"t look peaceful none to me what might happen now.
"Lock, stock and barrel?" says he to himself. "Lock, stock and barrel--that"s the way we done. I dislike the color of their hair and eyes. Lock, stock and barrel," says he, "they got to settle! I don"t want no truck with Dave Wisner, nor his old lady, nor their ox, nor their a.s.s, nor their manservant, nor their maidservant, nor the stranger inside their gates--everything north of that fence is hostile to us and everything south of it is hostile to them. There"s no crossing."
"Their maidservant and their manservant, dad?" says Bonnie Bell.
"You heard me!"
"What"s their maidservant or their manservant got to do with it, dad?"
ast she. She was setting on the lounge now, with the fine-tooth comb in her hand.
"He"d better not have nothing to do with it," said Old Man Wright.
"Curly, you"re foreman--see to it that not one of them crosses the line."
"All right, Colonel," says I; "orders is orders."
XIV
HOW THEIR HIRED MAN COME BACK
There was only one thing kept that armory from going up right on our flower beds. The weak side of Old Man Wright was, he couldn"t help doing anything a woman ast him to do. This Katherine girl, one day she comes down to our place, with the paper in her hand, and she says to him:
"Look here, Colonel Wright," says she, "what"s in the paper! Is that true?"
"If it ain"t true," says he, "it may be before long."
"Why, Colonel Wright," says she, looking at him with her eyes wide open--and when she looked at you thataway couldn"t no man help liking her--"I wisht you wouldn"t do that, sir--please!" says she.
"Why not?" says he.
"Well," says she, "because."
He turns around and throws up both hands. He never said another word about it after that. But after a while the calvary regiment went somewheres else--on some more land he had bought, so it turned out.
n.o.body knew what changed his mind. It was Katherine, the first girl friend that Bonnie Bell had had in the city.
You see, Katherine used to come to our house regular now; her and Bonnie Bell was right thick together. One time Katherine come in quite excited.
"My brother Tom"s coming back next week," says she. "Ain"t that fine?"
"Is that so?" says Bonnie Bell. "I"d like to see him."
"Tom"s going to live with us," says Katherine, "and be in the office downtown--unless he gets married, or something of that kind. I wisht he would. Now I wisht he would get engaged. I"d like to see how he"d act.
You can"t guess what I"d like!"
"No," says Bonnie Bell; "I can"t."
"Well, he"s awfully good-looking," says Katherine. "He hasn"t got much sense though. He dances and can play a mandolin, and has been around the world a good bit. He"s sweet-tempered, but he smokes too much. Sometimes of mornings he"s cross. But you can"t guess what I"d like!"
"No; I can"t," says Bonnie Bell.
Then Katherine kissed her and taken her hands.
"Why," says she, "I"d like it awfully if you and Tom could hit it off together," says she. "I think it would be lovely--perfectly lovely!
Then we"d be sisters, wouldn"t we?" Bonnie Bell she blushed a-plenty.
"Why, how you talk!" says she. "I"ve never seen your brother yet and he"s never seen me."
"I"ve told him you"re lovely," says Katherine. "I"ll bring him over sometime."
"I don"t know how I could allow it after what you said," says Bonnie Bell; "but if he"s as nice as you I"ll jump right square down his throat. Could you ask me to do anything more than that?"
They giggled, then, and held hands, and ate candy and drank tea, and talked, both with their mouths full.
"Oh, look at the Wisners" new car!" says Katherine after a while, and she run to the window.
Their car was just coming in to the sidewalk at their curb now. From where I set I could see it. Their driver opened the door and Old Lady Wisner got out; then a young man. They both went out of sight right away around the fence--you couldn"t see into their yard from where we set.
The girls by this time had got so sometimes they"d talk about the Wisners. Bonnie Bell says now:
"Why don"t you call on the Wisners any more?"
"Oh, because," says Katherine. "We"re friendly, of course, for the families have lived in here so long; but Mrs. Wisner and mommah haven"t been very warm since the last Charity Ball business."
"I don"t know about that," says Bonnie Bell.
"Oh, Lord! Yes," says Katherine. "They didn"t speak for a while. You know, Honey, the Wisners are among our best people. But then, mommah"s a Daughter of the Revolution and a Colonial Dame, and a Patriot Son, or something of the sort besides. Mrs. Wisner, she"s only a Daughter and not a Dame; so she doesn"t rank quite as high as mommah. Some said that she faked her ancestors when she come in too. Anyway, when she tried for the Dames they threw her down. Mommah was Regent or something of the Dames then too--not that I think mommah would do anything that isn"t fair. But Old Lady Wisner got her back up then, and she"s been hard to curry ever since. We don"t try."
"Well," says Bonnie Bell, "isn"t that strange? I thought everybody in the Row was friendly except--except----"
"Except the Wisners?" laughed Katherine. "But don"t you worry. There"s plenty of differences in the Row. They have their fallings out. You see, they all want to be leaders."