"Well, it"s because you don"t know how to value it, you little provincial muggings. If you had it in New York in midsummer, you could buy all the whales in the market with it."
She looked at me doubtfully, and said:
"Are you speaking true?"
"Absolutely. I take my oath to it."
This made her thoughtful. Presently she said, with a little sigh:
"I wish I could live there."
I had merely meant to furnish her a standard of values which she could understand; but my purpose had miscarried. I had only given her the impression that whales were cheap and plenty in New York, and set her mouth to watering for them. It seemed best to try to mitigate the evil which I had done, so I said:
"But you wouldn"t care for whale-meat if you lived there. n.o.body does."
"What!"
"Indeed they don"t."
"Why don"t they?"
"Wel-l-l, I hardly know. It"s prejudice, I think. Yes, that is it--just prejudice. I reckon somebody that hadn"t anything better to do started a prejudice against it, some time or other, and once you get a caprice like that fairly going, you know it will last no end of time."
"That is true--perfectly true," said the girl, reflectively. "Like our prejudice against soap, here--our tribes had a prejudice against soap at first, you know."
I glanced at her to see if she was in earnest. Evidently she was. I hesitated, then said, cautiously:
"But pardon me. They had a prejudice against soap? Had?"--with falling inflection.
"Yes--but that was only at first; n.o.body would eat it."
"Oh--I understand. I didn"t get your idea before."
She resumed:
"It was just a prejudice. The first time soap came here from the foreigners, n.o.body liked it; but as soon as it got to be fashionable, everybody liked it, and now everybody has it that can afford it. Are you fond of it?"
"Yes, indeed; I should die if I couldn"t have it--especially here. Do you like it?"
"I just adore it! Do you like candles?"
"I regard them as an absolute necessity. Are you fond of them?"
Her eyes fairly danced, and she exclaimed:
"Oh! Don"t mention it! Candles!--and soap!--"
"And fish-interiors!--"
"And train-oil--"
"And slush!--"
"And whale-blubber!--"
"And carrion! and sour-krout! and beeswax! and tar! and turpentine! and mola.s.ses! and--"
"Don"t--oh, don"t--I shall expire with ecstasy!--"
"And then serve it all up in a slush-bucket, and invite the neighbours and sail in!"
But this vision of an ideal feast was too much for her, and she swooned away, poor thing. I rubbed snow in her face and brought her to, and after a while got her excitement cooled down. By-and-by she drifted into her story again:
"So we began to live here in the fine house. But I was not happy. The reason was this: I was born for love: for me there could be no true happiness without it. I wanted to be loved for myself alone. I wanted an idol, and I wanted to be my idol"s idol; nothing less than mutual idolatry would satisfy my fervent nature. I had suitors in plenty--in over-plenty, indeed--but in each and every case they had a fatal defect: sooner or later I discovered that defect--not one of them failed to betray it--it was not me they wanted, but my wealth."
"Your wealth?"
"Yes; for my father is much the richest man in this tribe--or in any tribe in these regions."
I wondered what her father"s wealth consisted of. It couldn"t be the house--anybody could build its mate. It couldn"t be the furs--they were not valued. It couldn"t be the sledge, the dogs, the harpoons, the boat, the bone fish-hooks and needles, and such things--no, these were not wealth. Then what could it be that made this man so rich and brought this swarm of sordid suitors to his house? It seemed to me, finally, that the best way to find out would be to ask. So I did it. The girl was so manifestly gratified by the question that I saw she had been aching to have me ask it. She was suffering fully as much to tell as I was to know. She snuggled confidentially up to me and said:
"Guess how much he is worth--you never can!"
I pretended to consider the matter deeply, she watching my anxious and labouring countenance with a devouring and delighted interest; and when, at last, I gave it up and begged her to appease my longing by telling me herself how much this polar Vanderbilt was worth, she put her mouth close to my ear and whispered, impressively:
"Twenty-two fish-hooks--not bone, but foreign--made out of real iron!"
Then she sprang back dramatically, to observe the effect. I did my level best not to disappoint her. I turned pale and murmured:
"Great Scott!"
"It"s as true as you live, Mr. Twain!"
"Lasca, you are deceiving me--you cannot mean it."
She was frightened and troubled. She exclaimed:
"Mr. Twain, every word of it is true--every word. You believe me--you do believe me, now don"t you? Say you believe me--do say you believe me!"
"I--well, yes, I do--I am trying to. But it was all so sudden. So sudden and prostrating. You shouldn"t do such a thing in that sudden way. It--"
"Oh, I"m so sorry! If I had only thought--"
"Well, it"s all right, and I don"t blame you any more, for you are young and thoughtless, and of course you couldn"t foresee what an effect--"
"But oh, dear, I ought certainly to have known better. Why--"
"You see, Lasca, if you had said five or six hooks, to start with, and then gradually--"