And I answered:
"Yes--forty-five years. The thing happened in Calaveras County, in the spring of 1849."
"No; it happened earlier--a couple of thousand years earlier; it is a Greek story."
I was astonished--and hurt. I said:
"I am willing to be a literary thief if it has been so ordained; I am even willing to be caught robbing the ancient dead alongside of Hopkinson Smith, for he is my friend and a good fellow, and I think would be as honest as any one if he could do it without occasioning remark; but I am not willing to antedate his crimes by fifteen hundred years. I must ask you to knock off part of that."
But the professor was not chaffing: he was in earnest, and could not abate a century. He offered to get the book and send it to me and the Cambridge text-book containing the English translation also. I thought I would like the translation best, because Greek makes me tired. January 30th he sent me the English version, and I will presently insert it in this article. It is my "Jumping Frog" tale in every essential. It is not strung out as I have strung it out, but it is all there.
To me this is very curious and interesting. Curious for several reasons.
For instance:
I heard the story told by a man who was not telling it to his hearers as a thing new to them, but as a thing which they had witnessed and would remember. He was a dull person, and ignorant; he had no gift as a story-teller, and no invention; in his mouth this episode was merely history--history and statistics; and the gravest sort of history, too; he was entirely serious, for he was dealing with what to him were austere facts, and they interested him solely because they were facts; he was drawing on his memory, not his mind; he saw no humour in his tale, neither did his listeners; neither he nor they ever smiled or laughed; in my time I have not attended a more solemn conference. To him and to his fellow gold-miners there were just two things in the story that were worth considering. One was the smartness of its hero, Jim Smiley, in taking the stranger in with a loaded frog; and the other was Smiley"s deep knowledge of a frog"s nature--for he knew (as the narrator a.s.serted and the listeners conceded) that a frog likes shot and is already ready to eat it. Those men discussed those two points, and those only. They were hearty in their admiration of them, and none of the party was aware that a first-rate story had been told in a first-rate way, and that it brimful of a quality whose presence they never suspected--humour.
Now, then, the interesting question is, did the frog episode happen in Angel"s Camp in the spring of "49, as told in my hearing that day in the fall of 1865? I am perfectly sure that it did. I am also sure that its duplicate happened in Boeotia a couple of thousand years ago. I think it must be a case of history actually repeating itself, and not a case of a good story floating down the ages and surviving because too good to be allowed to perish.
I would now like to have the reader examine the Greek story and the story told by the dull and solemn Californian, and observe how exactly alike they are in essentials.
(Translation.)
THE ATHENIAN AND THE FROG.(1)
An Athenian once fell in with a Boeotian who was sitting by the road-side looking at a frog. Seeing the other approach, the Boeotian said his was a remarkable frog, and asked if he would agree to start a contest of frogs, on condition that he whose frog jumped farthest should receive a large sum of money. The Athenian replied that he would if the other would fetch him a frog, for the lake was near. To this he agreed, and when he was gone the Athenian took the frog, and, opening its mouth, poured some stones into its stomach, so that it did not indeed seem larger than before, but could not jump. The Boeotian soon returned with the other frog, and the contest began. The second frog first was pinched, and jumped moderately; then they pinched the Boeotian frog. And he gathered himself for a leap, and used the utmost effort, but he could not move his body the least. So the Athenian departed with the money.
When he was gone the Boeotian, wondering what was the matter with the frog, lifted him up and examined him. And being turned upside down, he opened his mouth and vomited out the stones.
And here is the way it happened in California:
FROM "THE CELEBRATED JUMPING FROG OF CALAVERAS COUNTY"
Well, thish-yer Smiley had rat-tarriers and chicken c.o.c.ks, and tom-cats, and all of them kind of things, till you couldn"t rest, and you couldn"t fetch nothing for him to bet on but he"d match you. He ketched a frog one day, and took him home, and said he cal"lated to educate him; and so he never done nothing for three months but set in his back yard and learn that frog to jump. And you bet you he did learn him, too. He"d give him a little punch behind, and the next minute you"d see that frog whirling in the air like a doughnut--see him turn one summerset, or maybe a couple if he got a good start, and come down flat-footed and all right, like a cat. He got him up so in the matter of ketching flies, and kep"him in practice so constant, that he"d nail a fly every time as fur as he could see him. Smiley said all a frog wanted was education, and he could do "most anything--and I believe him. Why, I"ve seen him set Dan"l Webster down here on this flor--Dan"l Webster was the name of the frog--and sing out, "Flies, Dan"l, flies!" and quicker"n you could wink he"d spring straight up and snake a fly off"n the counter there, and flop down on the floor ag"in as solid as a gob of mud, and fall to scratching the side of his head with his hind foot as indifferent as if he hadn"t no idea he"d been doin" any more"n any frog might do. You never see a frog so modest and straightfor"ard as he was, for all he was so gifted. And when it come to fair and square jumping on a dead level, he could get over more ground at one straddle than any animal of his breed you ever see. Jumping on a dead level was his strong suit, you understand; and when it came to that, Smiley would ante up money on him as long as he had a red. Smiley was monstrous proud of his frog, and well he might be, for fellers that had travelled and been everywheres all said he laid over any frog that ever they see.
Well, Smiley kep" the beast in a little lattice box, and he used to fetch him down-town sometimes and lay for a bet. One day a feller--a stranger in the camp, he was--come acrost him with his box, and says:
"What might it be that you"ve got in the box?"
And Smiley says, sorter indifferent-like, "It might be a parrot, or it might be a canary, maybe, but it"s ain"t--it"s only just a frog."
And the feller took it, and looked at it careful, and turned it round this way and that, and says, "H"m--so "tis. Well, what"s he good for?"
"Well," Smiley says, easy and careless, "he"s good enough for one thing, I should judge--he can outjump any frog in Calaveras County."
The feller took the box again and took another long, particular look, and give it back to Smiley, and says, very deliberate, "Well," he says, "I don"t see no p"ints about that frog that"s any better"n any other frog."
"Maybe you don"t," Smiley says. "Maybe you understand frogs and maybe you don"t understand "em; maybe you"ve had experience, and maybe you ain"t only a amature, as it were. Anyways, I"ve got my opinion, and I"ll resk forty dollars that he can outjump any frog in Calaveras County."
And the feller studies a minute, and then says, kinder sad like, "Well, I"m only a stranger here, and I ain"t got no frog, but if I had a frog I"d bet you."
And then Smiley says: "That"s all right--that"s all right; if you"ll hold my box a minute, I"ll go and get you a frog." And so the feller took the box and put up his forty dollars along with Smiley"s and set down to wait.
So he set there a good while thinking and thinking to hisself, and then he got the frog out and prized his mouth open and took a teaspoon and filled him full of quail shot--filled him pretty near up to his chin--and set him on the floor. Smiley he went to the swamp and slopped around in the mud for a long time, and finally he ketched a frog and fetched him in and give him to this feller, and says:
"Now, if you"re ready, set him alongside of Dan"l, with his fore-paws just even with Dan"l"s, and I"ll give the word." Then he says, "One--two--three--git!" and him and the feller touched up the frogs from behind, and the new frog hopped off lively; but Dan"l give a heave, and hysted up his shoulders--so--like a Frenchman, but it warn"t no use--he couldn"t budge; he was planted as solid as a church, and he couldn"t no more stir than if he was anch.o.r.ed out. Smiley was a good deal surprised, and he was disgusted, too, but he didn"t have no idea what the matter was, of course.
The feller took the money and started away; and when he was going out at the door he sorter jerked his thumb over his shoulder--so--at Dan"l, and says again, very deliberate: "Well," he says, "I don"t see no p"ints about that frog that"s any better"n any other frog."
Smiley he stood scratching his head and looking down at Dan"l a long time, and at last he says, "I do wonder what in the nation that frog throw"d off for--I wonder if there ain"t something the matter with him--he "pears to look mighty baggy, somehow." And he ketched Dan"l by the nape of the neck, and hefted him, and says, "Why, blame my cats if he don"t weigh five pound!" and turned him upside down, and he belched out a double handful of shot. And then he see how it was, and he was the maddest man--he set the frog down and took out after that feeler, but he never ketched him.
The resemblances are deliciously exact. There you have the wily Boeotain and the wily Jim Smiley waiting--two thousand years apart--and waiting, each equipped with his frog and "laying" for the stranger. A contest is proposed--for money. The Athenian would take a chance "if the other would fetch him a frog"; the Yankee says: "I"m only a stranger here, and I ain"t got a frog; but if I had a frog I"d bet you." The wily Boeotian and the wily Californian, with that vast gulf of two thousand years between, retire eagerly and go frogging in the marsh; the Athenian and the Yankee remain behind and work a best advantage, the one with pebbles, the other with shot. Presently the contest began. In the one case "they pinched the Boeotian frog"; in the other, "him and the feller touched up the frogs from behind." The Boeotian frog "gathered himself for a leap" (you can just see him!), but "could not move his body in the least"; the Californian frog "give a heave, but it warn"t no use--he couldn"t budge." In both the ancient and the modern cases the strangers departed with the money. The Boeotian and the Californian wonder what is the matter with their frogs; they lift them and examine; they turn them upside down and out spills the informing ballast.
Yes, the resemblances are curiously exact. I used to tell the story of the "Jumping Frog" in San Francisco, and presently Artemus Ward came along and wanted it to help fill out a little book which he was about to publish; so I wrote it out and sent it to his publisher, Carleton; but Carleton thought the book had enough matter in it, so he gave the story to Henry Clapp as a present, and Clapp put it in his "Sat.u.r.day Press,"
and it killed that paper with a suddenness that was beyond praise. At least the paper died with that issue, and none but envious people have ever tried to rob me of the honour and credit of killing it. The "Jumping Frog" was the first piece of writing of mine that spread itself through the newspapers and brought me into public notice. Consequently, the "Sat.u.r.day Press" was a coc.o.o.n and I the worm in it; also, I was the gay-coloured literary moth which its death set free. This simile has been used before.
Early in "66 the "Jumping Frog" was issued in book form, with other sketches of mine. A year or two later Madame Blanc translated it into French and published it in the "Revue des Deux Mondes," but the result was not what should have been expected, for the "Revue" struggled along and pulled through, and is alive yet. I think the fault must have been in the translation. I ought to have translated it myself. I think so because I examined into the matter and finally retranslated the sketch from the French back into English, to see what the trouble was; that is, to see just what sort of a focus the French people got upon it. Then the mystery was explained. In French the story is too confused and chaotic and unreposeful and ungrammatical and insane; consequently it could only cause grief and sickness--it could not kill. A glance at my retranslation will show the reader that this must be true.
(My Retranslation.)
THE FROG JUMPING OF THE COUNTY OF CALAVERAS
Eh bien! this Smiley nourished some terriers a rats, and some c.o.c.ks of combat, and some cats, and all sorts of things: and with his rage of betting one no had more of repose. He trapped one day a frog and him imported with him (et l"emporta chez lui) saying that he pretended to make his education. You me believe if you will, but during three months he not has nothing done but to him apprehend to jump (apprendre a sauter) in a court retired of her mansion (de sa maison). And I you respond that he have succeeded. He him gives a small blow by behind, and the instant after you shall see the frog turn in the air like a grease-biscuit, make one summersault, sometimes two, when she was well started, and refall upon his feet like a cat. He him had accomplished in the art of to gobble the flies (gober des mouches), and him there exercised continually--so well that a fly at the most far that she appeared was a fly lost. Smiley had custom to say that all which lacked to a frog it was the education, but with the education she could do nearly all--and I him believe. Tenez, I him have seen pose Daniel Webster there upon this plank--Daniel Webster was the name of the frog--and to him sing, "Some flies, Daniel, some flies!"--in a fash of the eye Daniel had bounded and seized a fly here upon the counter, then jumped anew at the earth, where he rested truly to himself scratch the head with his behind-foot, as if he no had not the least idea of his superiority. Never you not have seen frog as modest, as natural, sweet as she was. And when he himself agitated to jump purely and simply upon plain earth, she does more ground in one jump than any beast of his species than you can know.
To jump plain--this was his strong. When he himself agitated for that Smiley multiplied the bests upon her as long as there to him remained a red. It must to know, Smiley was monstrously proud of his frog, and he of it was right, for some men who were travelled, who had all seen, said that they to him would be injurious to him compare to another frog.
Smiley guarded Daniel in a little box latticed which he carried bytimes to the village for some bet.
One day an individual stranger at the camp him arrested with his box and him said:
"What is this that you have then shut up there within?"
Smiley said, with an air indifferent:
"That could be a paroquet, or a syringe (ou un serin), but this no is nothing of such, it not is but a frog."
The individual it took, it regarded with care, it turned from one side and from the other, then he said:
"Tiens! in effect!--At what is she good?"
"My G.o.d!" responded Smiley, always with an air disengaged, "she is good for one thing, to my notice (a mon avis), she can better in jumping (elle peut batter en sautant) all frogs of the county of Calaveras."
The individual retook the box, it examined of new longly, and it rendered to Smiley in saying with an air deliberate: