Mr Galloway continued, his voice rising as he spoke.
"My boy," he said, "I feel young tonight for the first time in years.
And, hang it, I"m not so old! Men have married at twice my age."
Strictly speaking, this was incorrect, unless one counted Methuselah; but perhaps Mr Galloway spoke figuratively.
"Three times my age," he proceeded, leaning back and blowing smoke, thereby missing his nephew"s agitated start. "Four times my age. Five times my age. Six--"
He pulled himself together in some confusion. A generous wine, that Bollinger. He must be careful.
He coughed.
"Are you--you aren"t--are you--" Rollo paused. "Are you thinking of getting married, uncle?"
Mr Galloway"s gaze was still on the ceiling.
"A great deal of nonsense," he yelled severely, "is talked about men lowering themselves by marrying actresses. I was a guest at a supper-party last night at which an actress was present. And a more charming, sensible girl I never wish to meet. Not one of your silly, brainless chits who don"t know the difference between lobster Newburg and canvas-back duck, and who prefer sweet champagne to dry. No, sir!
Not one of your mincing, affected kind who pretend they never touch anything except a spoonful of cold _consomme_. No, sir! Good, healthy appet.i.te. Enjoyed her food, and knew why she was enjoying it. I give you my word, my boy, until I met her I didn"t know a woman existed who could talk so d.a.m.ned sensibly about a _bavaroise au rhum_."
He suspended his striking tribute in order to relight his cigar.
"She can use a chafing-dish," he resumed, his voice vibrating with emotion. "She told me so. She said she could fix chicken so that a man would leave home for it." He paused, momentarily overcome. "_And_ Welsh rarebits," he added reverently.
He puffed hard at his cigar.
"Yes," he said. "Welsh rarebits, too. And because," he shouted wrathfully, "because, forsooth, she earns an honest living by singing in the chorus of a comic opera, a whole bunch of snivelling idiots will say I have made a fool of myself. Let them!" he bellowed, sitting up and glaring at Rollo. "I say, let them! I"ll show them that Andrew Galloway is not the man to--to--is not the man--" He stopped. "Well, anyway, I"ll show them," he concluded rather lamely.
Rollo eyed him with fallen jaw. His liqueur had turned to wormwood. He had been fearing this for years. You may drive out Nature with a pitchfork, but she will return. Blood will tell. Once a Pittsburgh millionaire, always a Pittsburgh millionaire. For eleven years his uncle had fought against his natural propensities, with apparent success; but Nature had won in the end. His words could have no other meaning. Andrew Galloway was going to marry a chorus-girl.
Mr Galloway rapped on the table, and ordered another k.u.mmel.
"Marguerite Parker!" he roared dreamily, rolling the words round his tongue, like port.
"Marguerite Parker!" exclaimed Rollo, bounding in his chair.
His uncle met his eye sternly.
"That was the name I said. You seem to know it. Perhaps you have something to say against the lady. Eh? Have you? Have you? I warn you to be careful. What do you know of Miss Parker? Speak!"
"Er--no, no. Oh, no! I just know the name, that"s all. I--I rather think I met her once at lunch. Or it may have been somebody else. I know it was someone."
He plunged at his gla.s.s. His uncle"s gaze relaxed its austerity.
"I hope you will meet her many more times at lunch, my boy. I hope you will come to look upon her as a second mother."
This was where Rollo asked if he might have a little more brandy.
When the restorative came he drank it at a gulp; then looked across at his uncle. The great man still mused.
"Er--when is it to be?" asked Rollo. "The wedding, and all that?"
"Hardly before the Fall, I think. No, not before the Fall. I shall be busy till then. I have taken no steps in the matter yet."
"No steps? You mean--? Haven"t you--haven"t you proposed?"
"I have had no time. Be reasonable, my boy; be reasonable."
"Oh!" said Rollo.
He breathed a long breath. A suspicion of silver lining had become visible through the clouds.
"I doubt," said Mr Galloway, meditatively, "if I shall be able to find time till the end of the week. I am very busy. Let me see. Tomorrow?
No. Meeting of the shareholders. Thursday? Friday? No. No, it will have to stand over till Sat.u.r.day. After Sat.u.r.day"s matinee. That will do excellently."
There is a dramatic spectacle to be observed every day in this land of ours, which, though deserving of recognition, no artist has yet pictured on canvas. We allude to the suburban season-ticket holder"s sudden flash of speed. Everyone must have seen at one time or another a happy, bright-faced season-ticket holder strolling placidly towards the station, humming, perhaps, in his light-heartedness, some gay air. He feels secure. Fate cannot touch him, for he has left himself for once plenty of time to catch that 8.50, for which he has so often sprinted like the gazelle of the prairie. As he strolls, suddenly his eye falls on the church clock. The next moment with a pa.s.sionate cry he is endeavouring to lower his record for the fifty-yard dash. All the while his watch has been fifteen minutes slow.
In just such a case was Rollo Finch. He had fancied that he had plenty of time. And now, in an instant, the fact was borne in upon him that he must hurry.
For the greater part of the night of his uncle"s dinner he lay sleepless, vainly endeavouring to find a way out of the difficulty. It was not till early morning that he faced the inevitable. He hated to abandon the schedule. To do so meant changing a well-ordered advance into a forlorn hope. But circ.u.mstances compelled it. There are moments when speed alone can save love"s season-ticket holder.
On the following afternoon he acted. It was no occasion for stint. He had to condense into one day the carefully considered movements of two weeks, and to the best of his ability he did so. He bought three bouquets, a bracelet, and a gold Billiken with ruby eyes, and sent them to the theatre by messenger-boy. With them went an invitation to supper.
Then, with the feeling that he had done all that was possible, he returned to his flat and waited for the hour.
He dressed with more than usual care that night. Your wise general never throws away a move. He was particular about his tie. As a rule, Wilson selected one for him. But there had been times when Wilson had made mistakes. One could not rely absolutely on Wilson"s taste in ties.
He did not blame him. Better men than Wilson had gone wrong over an evening tie. But tonight there must be no taking of chances.
"Where do we keep our ties, Wilson?" he asked.
"The closet to the right of the door, sir. The first twelve shallow shelves, counting from the top, sir. They contain a fair selection of our various cravats. Replicas in bulk are to be found in the third nest of drawers in your dressing-room, sir."
"I only want one, my good man. I"m not a regiment. Ah! I stake all on this one. Not a word, Wilson. No discussion. This is the tie I wear.
What"s the time?"
"Eight minutes to eleven, sir."
"I must be off. I shall be late. I shan"t want you any more tonight.
Don"t wait for me."
"Very good, sir."
Rollo left the room, pale but determined, and hailed a taxi.
It is a pleasant spot, the vestibule of the Carlton Hotel.
Glare--glitter--distant music--fair women--brave men. But one can have too much of it, and as the moments pa.s.s, and she does not arrive, a chill seems to creep into the atmosphere. We wait on, hoping against hope, and at last, just as waiters and commissionaires are beginning to eye us with suspicion, we face the truth. She is not coming. Then out we crawl into cold, callous Pall Mall, and so home. You have been through it, dear reader, and so have I.