"What I meant was this. Love is a wizard greater than Merlin. He plays odd tricks with the eyesight."
"Yes," said Agravaine.
"Or, put it another way. Love is a sculptor greater than Praxiteles. He takes an unsightly piece of clay and moulds it into a thing divine."
"I get you," said Agravaine.
The Wise Man began to warm to his work.
"Or shall we say--"
"I think I must be going," said Agravaine. "I promised my wife I would be back early."
"We might put it--" began the Wise Man perseveringly.
"I understand," said Agravaine, hurriedly. "I quite see now. Good-bye."
The Wise Man sighed resignedly.
"Good-bye, Sir Knight," he said. "Good-bye. Pay at ye desk."
And Agravaine rode on his way marvelling.
THE GOAL-KEEPER AND THE PLUTOCRAT
The main difficulty in writing a story is to convey to the reader clearly yet tersely the natures and dispositions of one"s leading characters. Brevity, brevity--that is the cry. Perhaps, after all, the play-bill style is the best. In this drama of love, football (a.s.sociation code), and politics, then, the princ.i.p.als are as follows, in their order of entry:
ISABEL RACKSTRAW (an angel).
THE HON. CLARENCE TRESILLIAN (a Greek G.o.d).
LADY RUNNYMEDE (a proud old aristocrat).
MR RACKSTRAW (a multi-millionaire City man and Radical politician).
More about Clarence later. For the moment let him go as a Greek G.o.d.
There were other sides, too, to Mr Rackstraw"s character, but for the moment let him go as a multi-millionaire City man and Radical politician. Not that it is satisfactory; it is too mild. The Radical politics of other Radical politicians were as skim-milk to the Radical politics of Radical Politician Rackstraw. Where Mr Lloyd George referred to the House of Lords as blithering backwoodsmen and asinine anachronisms, Mr Rackstraw scorned to be so guarded in his speech. He did not mince his words. His att.i.tude towards a member of the peerage was that of the terrier to the perambulating cat.
It was at a charity bazaar that Isabel and Clarence first met. Isabel was presiding over the Billiken, Teddy-bear, and Fancy Goods stall.
There she stood, that slim, radiant girl, bouncing Ardent Youth out of its father"s hard--earned with a smile that alone was nearly worth the money, when she observed, approaching, the handsomest man she had ever seen. It was--this is not one of those mystery stories--it was Clarence Tresillian. Over the heads of the bevy of gilded youths who cl.u.s.tered round the stall their eyes met. A thrill ran through Isabel.
She dropped her eyes. The next moment Clarence had made his spring; the gilded youths had shredded away like a mist, and he was leaning towards her, opening negotiations for the purchase of a yellow Teddy-bear at sixteen times its face value.
He returned at intervals during the afternoon. Over the second Teddy-bear they became friendly, over the third intimate. He proposed as she was wrapping up the fourth golliwog, and she gave him her heart and the parcel simultaneously. At six o"clock, carrying four Teddy-bears, seven photograph frames, five golliwogs, and a billiken, Clarence went home to tell the news to his parents.
Clarence, when not at the University, lived with his father and mother in Belgrave Square. His mother had been a Miss Trotter, of Chicago, and it was on her dowry that the Runnymedes contrived to make both ends meet. For a n.o.ble family they were in somewhat straitened circ.u.mstances financially. They lived, simply and without envy of their rich fellow-citizens, on their hundred thousand pounds a year. They asked no more. It enabled them to entertain on a modest scale. Clarence had been able to go to Oxford; his elder brother, Lord Staines, into the Guards.
The girls could buy an occasional new frock. On the whole, they were a thoroughly happy, contented English family of the best sort. Mr Trotter, it is true, was something of a drawback. He was a rugged old tainted millionaire of the old school, with a fondness for shirt-sleeves and a tendency to give undue publicity to toothpicks. But he had been made to understand at an early date that the dead-line for him was the farther sh.o.r.e of the Atlantic Ocean, and he now gave little trouble.
Having dressed for dinner, Clarence proceeded to the library, where he found his mother in hysterics and his father in a state of collapse on the sofa. Clarence was too well-bred to make any comment. A true Runnymede, he affected to notice nothing, and, picking up the evening paper, began to read. The announcement of his engagement could be postponed to a more suitable time.
"Clarence!" whispered a voice from the sofa.
"Yes, father?"
The silver-haired old man gasped for utterance.
"I"ve lost my little veto," he said, brokenly, at length.
"Where did you see it last?" asked Clarence, ever practical.
"It"s that fellow Rackstraw!" cried the old man, in feeble rage. "That bounder Rackstraw! He"s the man behind it all. The robber!"
"Clarence!"
It was his mother who spoke. Her voice seemed to rip the air into a million shreds and stamp on them. There are few things more terrible than a Chicago voice raised in excitement or anguish.
"Mother?"
"Never mind your pop and his old veto. He didn"t know he had one till the paper said he"d lost it. You listen to me. Clarence, we are ruined."
Clarence looked at her inquiringly.
"Ruined much?" he asked.
"Bed-rock," said his mother. "If we have sixty thousand dollars a year after this, it"s all we shall have."
A low howl escaped from the stricken old man on the sofa.
Clarence betrayed no emotion.
"Ah," he said, calmly. "How did it happen?"
"I"ve just had a cable from Chicago, from your grand-pop. He"s been trying to corner wheat. He always was an impulsive old gazook."
"But surely," said Clarence, a dim recollection of something he had heard or read somewhere coming to him, "isn"t cornering wheat a rather profitable process?"
"Sure," said his mother. "Sure it is. I guess dad"s try at cornering wheat was about the most profitable thing that ever happened--to the other fellows. It seems like they got busy and clubbed fifty-seven varieties of Hades out of your old grand-pop. He"s got to give up a lot of his expensive habits, and one of them is sending money to us. That"s how it is."
"And on top of that, mind you," moaned Lord Runnymede, "I lose my little veto. It"s bitter--bitter."
Clarence lit a cigarette and drew at it thoughtfully. "I don"t see how we"re going to manage on twelve thousand quid a year," he said.
His mother crisply revised his p.r.o.nouns.
"We aren"t," she said. "You"ve got to get out and hustle."