"Your sister had such a pile of these pillow cases to make, that she was quite discouraged, and engaged me to do half a dozen of them: when I first came in she was so busy she could not even speak to me."
"Well, if you ain"t the beater for impudence!" said Miss Silence.
"The beater for _industry_--so I thought," rejoined our hero.
Susan, who had been in a highly tragical state of mind all day, and who was meditating on nothing less sublime than an eternal separation from her lover, which she had imagined, with all the affecting attendants and consequents, was entirely revolutionized by the unexpected turn thus given to her ideas, while our hero pursued the opportunity he had made for himself, and exerted his powers of entertainment to the utmost, till Miss Silence, declaring that if she had been washing all day she should not have been more tired than she was with laughing, took up her candle, and good-naturedly left our young people to settle matters between themselves. There was a grave pause of some length when she had departed, which was broken by our hero, who, seating himself by Susan, inquired very seriously if his father had made proposals of marriage to Miss Silence that morning.
"No, you provoking creature!" said Susan, at the same time laughing at the absurdity of the idea.
"Well, now, don"t draw on your long face again, Susan," said Joseph; "you have been trying to lengthen it down all the evening, if I would have let you. Seriously, now, I know that something painful pa.s.sed between my father and you this morning, but I shall not inquire what it was. I only tell you, frankly, that he has expressed his disapprobation of our engagement, forbidden me to go on with it, and----"
"And, consequently, I release you from all engagements and obligations to me, even before you ask it," said Susan.
"You are extremely accommodating," replied Joseph; "but I cannot promise to be as obliging in giving up certain promises made to me, unless, indeed, the feelings that dictated them should have changed."
"O, no--no, indeed," said Susan, earnestly; "you know it is not that; but if your father objects to me----"
"If my father objects to you, he is welcome not to marry you," said Joseph.
"Now, Joseph, do be serious," said Susan.
"Well, then, seriously, Susan, I know my obligations to my father, and in all that relates to his comfort I will ever be dutiful and submissive, for I have no college boy pride on the subject of submission; but in a matter so individually my own as the choice of a wife, in a matter that will most likely affect my happiness years and years after he has ceased to be, I hold that I have a right to consult my own inclinations, and, by your leave, my dear little lady, I shall take that liberty."
"But, then, if your father is made angry, you know what sort of a man he is; and how could I stand in the way of all your prospects?"
"Why, my dear Susan, do you think I count myself dependent upon my father, like the heir of an English estate, who has nothing to do but sit still and wait for money to come to him? No! I have energy and education to start with, and if I cannot take care of myself, and you too, then cast me off and welcome;" and, as Joseph spoke, his fine face glowed with a conscious power, which unfettered youth never feels so fully as in America. He paused a moment, and resumed: "Nevertheless, Susan, I respect my father; whatever others may say of him, I shall never forget that I owe to his hard earnings the education that enables me to do or be any thing, and I shall not wantonly or rudely cross him.
I do not despair of gaining his consent; my father has a great partiality for pretty girls, and if his love of contradiction is not kept awake by open argument, I will trust to time and you to bring him round; but, whatever comes, rest a.s.sured, my dearest one, I have chosen for life, and cannot change."
The conversation, after this, took a turn which may readily be imagined by all who have been in the same situation, and will, therefore, need no further ill.u.s.tration.
"Well, deacon, railly I don"t know what to think now: there"s my Joe, he"s took and been a courting that "ere Susan," said Uncle Jaw.
This was the introduction to one of Uncle Jaw"s periodical visits to Deacon Enos, who was sitting with his usual air of mild abstraction, looking into the coals of a bright November fire, while his busy helpmate was industriously rattling her knitting needles by his side.
A close observer might have suspected that this was _no news_ to the good deacon, who had given a great deal of good advice, in private, to Master Joseph of late; but he only relaxed his features into a quiet smile, and e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed, "I want to know!"
"Yes; and railly, deacon, that "ere gal is a rail pretty un. I was a tellin" my folks that our new minister"s wife was a fool to her."
"And so your son is going to marry her?" said the good lady; "I knew that long ago."
"Well--no--not so fast; ye see there"s two to that bargain yet. You see, Joe, he never said a word to me, but took and courted the gal out of his own head; and when I come to know, says I, "Joe," says I, "that "ere gal won"t do for me;" and I took and tell"d him, then, about that "ere old fence, and all about that old mill, and them _medder_s of mine; and I tell"d him, too, about that "ere lot of Susan"s; and I should like to know, now, deacon, how that lot business is a going to turn out."
"Judge Smith and "Squire Moseley say that my claim to it will stand,"
said the deacon.
"They do?" said Uncle Jaw, with much satisfaction; "s"pose, then, you"ll sue, won"t you?"
"I don"t know," replied the deacon, meditatively.
Uncle Jaw was thoroughly amazed; that any one should have doubts about entering suit for a fine piece of land, when sure of obtaining it, was a problem quite beyond his powers of solving.
"You say your son has courted the girl," said the deacon, after a long pause; "that strip of land is the best part of Susan"s share; I paid down five hundred dollars on the nail for it; I"ve got papers here that Judge Smith and "Squire Moseley say will stand good in any court of law."
Uncle Jaw p.r.i.c.ked up his ears and was all attention, eying with eager looks the packet; but, to his disappointment, the deacon deliberately laid it into his desk, shut and locked it, and resumed his seat.
"Now, railly," said Uncle Jaw, "I should like to know the particulars."
"Well, well," said the deacon, "the lawyers will be at my house to-morrow evening, and if you have any concern about it, you may as well come along."
Uncle Jaw wondered all the way home at what he could have done to get himself into the confidence of the old deacon, who, he rejoiced to think, was a going to "take" and go to law like other folks.
The next day there was an appearance of some bustle and preparation about the deacon"s house; the best room was opened and aired; an ovenful of cake was baked; and our friend Joseph, with a face full of business, was seen pa.s.sing to and fro, in and out of the house, from various closetings with the deacon. The deacon"s lady bustled about the house with an air of wonderful mystery, and even gave her directions about eggs and raisins in a whisper, lest they should possibly let out some eventful secret.
The afternoon of that day Joseph appeared at the house of the sisters, stating that there was to be company at the deacon"s that evening, and he was sent to invite them.
"Why, what"s got into the deacon"s folks lately," said Silence, "to have company so often? Joe Adams, this "ere is some "cut up" of yours. Come, what are you up to now?"
"Come, come, dress yourselves and get ready," said Joseph; and, stepping up to Susan, as she was following Silence out of the room, he whispered something into her ear, at which she stopped short and colored violently.
"Why, Joseph, what do you mean?"
"It is so," said he.
"No, no, Joseph; no, I can"t, indeed I can"t."
"But you _can_, Susan."
"O Joseph, don"t."
"O Susan, _do_."
"Why, how strange, Joseph!"
"Come, come, my dear, you keep me waiting. If you have any objections on the score of propriety, we will talk about them _to-morrow_;" and our hero looked so saucy and so resolute that there was no disputing further; so, after a little more lingering and blushing on Susan"s part, and a few kisses and persuasions on the part of the suitor, Miss Susan seemed to be brought to a state of resignation.
At a table in the middle of Uncle Enos"s north front room were seated the two lawyers, whose legal opinion was that evening to be fully made up. The younger of these, "Squire Moseley, was a rosy, portly, laughing little bachelor, who boasted that he had offered himself, in rotation, to every pretty girl within twenty miles round, and, among others, to Susan Jones, notwithstanding which he still remained a bachelor, with a fair prospect of being an old one; but none of these things disturbed the boundless flow of good nature and complacency with which he seemed at all times full to overflowing. On the present occasion he appeared to be particularly in his element, as if he had some law business in hand remarkably suited to his turn of mind; for, on finishing the inspection of the papers, he started up, slapped his graver brother on the back, made two or three flourishes round the room, and then seizing the old deacon"s hand, shook it violently, exclaiming,--
"All"s right, deacon, all"s right! Go it! go it! hurrah!"
When Uncle Jaw entered, the deacon, without preface, handed him a chair and the papers, saying,--
"These papers are what you wanted to see. I just wish you would read them over."
Uncle Jaw read them deliberately over. "Didn"t I tell ye so, deacon? The case is as clear as a bell: now ye will go to law, won"t you?"
"Look here, Mr. Adams; now you have seen these papers, and heard what"s to be said, I"ll make you an offer. Let your son marry Susan Jones, and I"ll burn these papers and say no more about it, and there won"t be a girl in the parish with a finer portion."