"He laughed; recovered health; but then, Morgana, thy great foe, With malediction spoiled thy pains, and wrought a double woe.
With fury winged and breathless he, both burning cheeks on fire, Is after the Three Oranges, inflamed with fierce desire.
With Truffaldin the Prince is sped; Morgana sends a sprite To wait upon the pair and blow them forward in their flight.
A thousand miles the men have gone, and soon they will descend, Here by Creonta"s fort, half-dead, at their long journey"s end."
[Ill.u.s.tration: BRIGh.e.l.lA (1570)
_Ill.u.s.trating the Italian Commedia dell"Arte, or Impromptu Comedy_]
The devil disappeared. Celio monologised against his mortal foe Morgana, explaining the great perils of Tartaglia and Truffaldino when they should arrive at the castle of Creonta on the quest of the fatal Oranges. Then he retired to make the necessary preparations for saving two persons of high merit and great social utility.
[Celio, who stood for Goldoni in this piece of nonsense, ought not to have protected Tartaglia and Truffaldino. I admit the error, which deserves to be condemned, if a mere dramatic sketch of such a trivial kind comes within the scope of criticism. At that time Chiari and Goldoni were enemies and rivals. I wanted Morgana and Celio to caricature their opposite dramatic styles; and I did not care to protect myself against censure by multiplying personages more than needful.]
Tartaglia and Truffaldino entered armed, and proceeding at a tremendous pace. They had a devil with a pair of bellows following behind, and blowing their backsides to make them skim along the ground. The devil ceased to blow and disappeared. They sprawled on the gra.s.s at the sudden cessation of the favouring gale.
[I am under infinite obligations to Signor Chiari for this burlesque conception, which produced a very excellent effect upon the stage. In his dramas, drawn from the aeneid, Chiari made the Trojans perform long journeys within the s.p.a.ce of a single action, and without the a.s.sistance of my devil and his bellows. This writer, though he pedantically insulted everybody else who broke the rules, allowed himself singular privileges. In his tragedy of _Ezelino_, after the tyrant"s downfall, a captain is sent to beleaguer Treviso, and reduce Ezelino"s garrison.
This takes place in one scene. In the next scene the same captain returns victorious, having ridden more than thirty miles, captured the town, and butchered the tyrant"s troops. He delivers a rhetorical oration, ascribing this miracle to the matchless spirit of his horse!
Tartaglia and Truffaldino had to perform a journey of two thousand miles, and my device of the devil with the bellows explained their exploit better than Chiari"s charger.]
The two comedians rose from the ground, half-stunned and astonished at the mighty wind which wafted them. Their geographical description of the countries, mountains, rivers, and oceans they had pa.s.sed, was crammed with burlesque absurdities. Tartaglia concluded that the Three Oranges must be nigh at hand. Truffaldino, feeling tired and hungry, asked the Prince whether he had brought a good stock of cash or bills. Tartaglia spurned such low considerations and idle questions. Spying a castle on a hill, and judging it to be Creonta"s, he set manfully forward, while Truffaldino trudged behind in the hope of finding food.
Meanwhile Celio entered, and sought in vain to dissuade the Prince from his perilous adventure. He described insuperable obstacles fraught with danger on the way. They were exactly the same as are told to children in the story-book; but Celio enlarged upon them with wide rolling eyes, and magnified the molehills into mountains. There was an iron gate rusted with time, a famished dog, a well-rope rotten with damp, a baker"s wife, who, having no broom, was forced to sweep the oven out with her own dugs. The Prince, unterrified by these appalling objects, determined to a.s.sail the castle. Celio, seeing his mind made up, gave him a magic ointment to smear the bolt of the gate, a loaf to throw the dog, and a bundle of brooms to give the baker"s wife. The rope he bade them hang out in the sun to dry. Then he added that, if by lucky chance they should acquire the Oranges, they were to leave the castle at once, and be mindful to open none of the Oranges except in the immediate neighbourhood of some fountain. Finally, he promised, if they escaped the perils of their theft, to send the same devil with the bellows, to blow them home again. Then he recommended them to Heaven and left them.
Tartaglia and Truffaldino, carrying the articles provided by Celio, went forward on their journey.
Here a tent was lowered, which represented the pavilion of the King of Diamonds.--What an irregularity!--Nay, what misapplied criticism!--Two short scenes followed, one between Smeraldina and Brigh.e.l.la, rejoicing over the loss of Tartaglia; the other with Morgana, who bade Brigh.e.l.la inform Clarice and Leandro that Celio was a.s.sisting the Prince. This she had learned from the devil Draghinazzo. Then she bade Smeraldina follow her to the lake, where Tartaglia and Truffaldino would certainly arrive if they escaped Creonta"s clutches. Some new snare might then be devised to entrap them. The parley broke up in confusion.
The next scene disclosed a courtyard in Creonta"s castle. [I was able to observe, upon the opening of this scene, with the grossly absurd objects it contained, what an immense power the marvellous exerts over the human mind. A gate constructed with an iron grating, a famished dog which howled and roamed around, a well with a coil of rope beside it, a baker"s wife who swept her oven with two enormously long b.r.e.a.s.t.s, kept the whole theatre in silent wonder and attention quite as effectually as the most thrilling scenes in the works of our two poets.] Outside the grating appeared Tartaglia and Truffaldino, engaged in smearing the bolt; and lo! the portal swung upon its hinges. Great miracle! They pa.s.sed in. The dog barked and leapt upon them. They threw him the bread and he was still. Great portent! Truffaldino, trembling with fright, then hung the cord up to dry, and gave the baker"s wife her brooms, while the Prince entered the castle and came out again, capering for joy and holding the three enormous Oranges he had seized.
The moving accidents of this scene did not end so suddenly. The sky darkened, the earth quaked, and loud claps of thunder were heard.
Tartaglia handed the Oranges to Truffaldino, who kept trembling like an aspen leaf. Then there issued from the castle an awful voice, which was Creonta"s own. She spoke as the story-book dictates:
"O baker"s wife, O baker"s wife, abide not my just ire!
Take those two fellows by the feet, and cast them in the fire."
The baker"s wife, following the fable with equal fidelity, replied thus:
"Not I! How many months have pa.s.sed, how many months and years, While with my milk-white b.r.e.a.s.t.s I sweep, and waste my life in tears!
Thou, cruel dame, a single broom ne"er gav"st me at my need; These brought a bundle; let them go in peace; I will not heed."
Creonta cried:
"O rope, O rope! hang up the knaves!"
And the rope, still observing the text, answered:
"Hard heart! hast thou forgot Those many years, those many months, thou left"st me here to rot?
By thee was I abandoned long in damp to waste away; These stretched me to the sun; let them go forth in peace, I say."
Creonta howled aloud:
"Dog, faithful watch-dog! rend and tear those wretches limb from limb."
The dog retorted:
"Nay, why, Creonta, should I rend poor fellows at thy whim?
So many years, so many months, I"ve served thee without food; These filled my belly full; thy cries shall not control my mood."
Creonta, again:
"Portal of iron, close! Grind yon base knaves and thieves to dust!"
And the gate:
"Cruel Creonta! vainly now your threats on me are thrust!
So many years, so many months, in rust and woe to pine, You left me here; they oiled my bolts; no ingrate"s heart is mine."
It was very funny to see Tartaglia"s and Truffaldino"s mock astonishment at the fine flow of the poet"s eloquence. They stood dumbfounded to hear bakers" wives, and ropes, and dogs, and gates talking in Martellian verse. Then they thanked those courteous objects for the kindness shown them.
The audience were hugely delighted with these puerilities, and I confess that I joined heartily in their laughter, half-ashamed the while at being forced to relish a pack of infantile absurdities, which took me back to the days of my babyhood.
The giantess Creonta now appeared upon the stage. She was of towering stature, and attired in a vast sweeping _andrienne_. Tartaglia and Truffaldino fled before her horrible aspect. Then she gave vent to her despair in Martellian verses, not forgetting to invoke Pindar, whom Signor Chiari treated complacently as his own twin-brother:
"Woe to you, faithless servants! Woe, false rope and dog and gate!
Base baker"s wife, I curse thee too! Ye traitors found too late!
Alas! Sweet Oranges! Ah me! Who stole you unaware?
Dear Oranges, my hope, my soul, my love, my life, my care!
Woe"s me! I burst with bitter rage; there"s boiling in my breast Chaos, the Elements, the Sun, the Rainbow, and the rest!
I scarce can stand against it all: O Jove, the Thunderer, send Thy lightnings on my pate, and me down to the slippers rend!
Help to me! Ho! Who helps me? Fiends! Who lifts me from this world?-- A friendly thunderbolt descends! I burn, I"m soothed, I"m hurled."
[These last verses were no bad parody of both Chiari"s sentiments and style of writing.] A thunderbolt fell and reduced the giantess to ashes.
Here ended the second act, which had been followed with more marked applause than the first. My bold experiment began to seem less culpable than it had done at the commencement.
ACT THE THIRD.
The first scene opened near Fata Morgana"s lake. There was a great tree visible and underneath it a large stone seat. Several rocks and boulders were strewn about the meadow. Smeraldina, who talked the jargon of an Italianised Turk, was standing at the brink of the lake impatiently awaiting the fairy"s orders, and calling out. Morgana rose from the surface, and began to relate a journey she had made to h.e.l.l, where she learned that Tartaglia and Truffaldino, victorious in their achievement of the Three Oranges, were coming by the help of Celio and the devil with the bellows. Smeraldina soundly abused the fairy for her want of skill in magic. Morgana bade her spare her breath. Owing to precautions she had taken, Truffaldino would reach the spot where they were standing, separately from the Prince. Thirst and hunger, sent by wizard"s arts, should annoy him; and since the Oranges were in his custody, great catastrophes would take place. Then she consigned two bedevilled pins to Smeraldina, adding that she would see a fair girl sitting on the stone beneath the tree. She was to contrive to fix one of these needles in the girl"s hair, whereupon the latter would become a dove, and Smeraldina was to take her place upon the stone. Tartaglia should marry her and make her Queen. During the night, while sleeping with her husband, she was to fix the other needle in his hair, whereupon he would become a beast, and the throne would be left vacant for Clarice and Leandro. The Moorish woman raised some difficulties, which Morgana easily disposed of. Then, observing Truffaldino approaching with the infernal blast behind him, they withdrew to mature their plans.
Truffaldino entered, carrying the Three Oranges in a wallet. The devil with the bellows disappeared, and Truffaldino related how the Prince had tripped up a little while back, and that he must wait for him. He seated himself. Intolerable thirst and hunger tormented him. At last he resolved to eat one of the Oranges. But conscience stung him; he declaimed in tragic style; then, driven mad by thirst, made up his mind to risk the sacrifice. After all, he reflected, the damage could be made good with two farthings. So he proceeded to cut open an Orange. Oh, what a surprise! There issued from its rind a girl clothed in white, who, following the text of the story-book, spoke immediately:
"Give me to drink! I"m fainting! Ah! I"m dying! Quick, my dear!
Of thirst I"m dying! Oh, poor me! Quick, cruel man! Death"s here!"
She fell upon the earth oppressed with mortal languor. Truffaldino, who had forgotten Celio"s directions about opening the Oranges within reach of water, being besides a fool by nature, and not noticing the lake in his distraction, thought he could not do better than to slice another of the Oranges and quench the dying girl"s thirst with the juice of that.
Accordingly, he went, like a donkey, and sliced another Orange, out of which there appeared a second lovely female, exclaiming:
"Woe"s me! Of thirst I"m dying! Ho! Give me to drink! I rave!
Cruel! I die of thirst! Ah G.o.d! "Twill kill me! Lord! oh save!"
She sank down exhausted like the other. Truffaldino flung himself about in fits of desperation. He roared, screamed, leapt like a maniac, while one of the girls spoke as follows, in an expiring voice: